When a beast becomes a teacher of the people

Wu Bo came to the office early in the morning, humming a song with his computer in his arms. Originally, like Lu Qing and Hu Zhining, he could rest for two days. Came to do the courseware early in the morning.

"Poor people~people~people~~~"

He hummed the tune he made up and wrote his own lyrics, bent down, and groped under the table. He remembered that there was still a small bottle of mineral water left untouched after the last sports meeting.

Because the teachers in the office are more particular, they like to use electric kettles to boil water, and he is lazy, so the water is almost cheap for him. Thinking, that's not so good.

Wu Bo used to do this all the time, but this time he reached out and touched under the table casually, and it turned out to be empty!

Huh!He remembered that he drank a lot these days, so there should be seven or eight bottles left. He only went on a business trip for a day, so why is it empty?

He looked around and finally found the "culprit" surrounded by mineral water bottles——

"Mr. Hu... You came to the office so early just to brighten up the mineral water!"

"what…?"

With two big dark circles under his eyes, Hu Zhining raised his head from a circle of mineral water bottles, which startled Wu Bo——

"Have you met any vixen? Look at you, it looks like your energy has been sucked away..."

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Hu Zhining lay on his side on the table, struggled a bit after hearing this, and then sank down again.

"Hey……"

"Love is hard, falling in love is even harder..."

He thought that yesterday he mustered up the courage to kiss Lu Qing, and the difficulty level was already Max, but how to face the other party after kissing... This is even more difficult...

To use a metaphor, if the former can make him enter the annals of history, then the latter is enough to become a legend.

Hu Zhining hugged his head in pain, there are still two days... He took out his phone hundreds of times, but the screen was still black. From last night to now, the other party has not responded at all.

This is so fucking frustrating...

It's like a boss whose blood volume is about to reach a critical value in wild land reclamation...

You never know what big move will come next...

Hu Zhining was troubled here, but Wu Bo accurately grasped the point from the two sentences with a lot of information——

"Are you divorced????"

"It's almost...don't be so loud!"

Hu Zhining hurried up to cover Wu Bo's mouth, and reflexively looked towards the door, as if Lu Qing would appear at the door soon.

Wu Bo pulled Hu Zhining's hand away——

"Come on, what's there to cover up, and you're still doing this thing..." The friends around me seem to be troubled by love, and Wu Bo's attitude towards this is——

"Tell me if you have any troubles, I will give you advice~(≧▽≦)/~"

Hu Zhining looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that the other party's tone seemed too excited...

But it's good to have someone to discuss with, so Hu Zhining picked and picked, concealed gender and other information, and told Wu Bo what happened last night.

……

"Little Hu...you...I don't even know what to say about you."

Hu Zhining also felt that he was too impulsive, and nodded after hearing the words: "Yes..."

"You've done everything, how come you only kiss once and you're done!"

"what……?"

Wu Bo hates iron but not steel: "Will it be wall-dong? Girls now like this kind of coercion, pushing the girl against the wall, and then smiling evilly, the girl's heart will be thumping..."

"Wait..." Hu Zhining interrupted him with black lines all over his face...

"Which dimensional story are you telling?"

Xie Mei smiled...

Wu Bo was not happy: "You don't care how many yuan, as long as it's useful, at least I won't be as useless as you, didn't I just kiss it? I was nervous and drank seven or eight bottles of water all morning..."

"It sounds like you have a lot of experience... How many girlfriends have you talked about?"

"Brother is still looking for..."

"roll!"

Hu Zhining got down on the ground again, but after Wu Bo's gag, he also calmed down a bit. Thinking about it carefully, if the other party really resisted that much, he might not be able to take three steps, and he would be caught up and beaten up by the other party...

Thinking about it this way, I don't seem to be so panicked...

As the saying goes, keep warm and think about pornography//Desire, after the life crisis was resolved, Hu Zhining couldn't help picking up the phone again, staring at the dark screen above, thinking——

What is Lu Qing doing now?

He wants to see him...

……

"Meow~meow~~"

At this time, Lu Qing was expressionless, and was being surrounded by a group of cats with various patterns, rubbing back and forth, coquettishly sparing no effort, and some even showed their bellies to him, wanting him to touch them, It looks very sticky and well-behaved.

It is simply the paradise in the dreams of all shit shovelers.

The premise is to ignore the mobile phone floating in the toilet in front of you...

"You guys are getting skinnier..."

Xu Yelei was taking care of this group of cats before, but later he left with Xiao Zihan, and this task naturally fell on Lu Qing.

It's just that he hasn't gotten used to it for a while... Yesterday, he accidentally forgot to close the door before going to bed, and the cats took his mobile phone out as a toy and threw it into the toilet...

I shouldn't have made such low-level mistakes...Lu Qing couldn't help but blushed, and she was still affected by yesterday's incident...

He was so offended yesterday, if it was someone else, his blood would have been splashed on the spot long ago. Even if he has some inexplicable affection for Hu Zhining, but if the relationship is not confirmed for a day, he will not allow the other party to do that. inevitable…

In the end, for some reason, I saw the other party's desperate expression and slightly trembling lips... In the end, I still couldn't make a move...

It took him all night to find out the reason last night. It should be that the emotion contained in that kiss was too sincere and desperate. He was not allowed to refuse at all, and he didn't want to refuse...

"Tsk..." This feeling of being out of control made Lu Qing a little novel and at the same time a little restless. Lu Qing was also relieved that he didn't have to face this person for a short time.

It's just that Lu Qing became even more irritable when he thought about going to work again in two days...

"Jingle Bell--"

The landline in the house rang, which was particularly abrupt in this large and quiet villa.

Lu Qing frowned, the villa phone was newly installed, and only he and Xu Yelei knew the number, and Xu Yelei could just come back directly to him instead of using the landline at all...

So who is calling?

The phone rang persistently, and Lu Qing saw that it rang nine times, and only picked it up when it was about to hang up on the tenth time——

"Hey?"

A boy's voice came from inside, with a bit of caution——

"How empty are you~"

Lu Qing:? ? ? ? ?

The author has something to say:

The Internet crashed tonight, ing intermittently~ Now I can finally post it, I think it will collapse again later, I will reply during the day to comment, because the coding software is also affected, I can only write intermittently... So today I'm missing a little... Make it up tomorrow...

The world map is about to start, and I can finally enter the main line... Hehehe [flies rub their hands...]