Ebony & Bergamot

Recruiting full-time night shift male waiter, from 17:30 to 00:30 the next day, the closing time is variable, depending on the mood of the boss.

All three meals are included, and accommodation can also be settled. The boss eats and uses whatever he wants, and lives like a happy piggy.

"Able to endure hardship, able to stay up late, have high moral character, neither steal nor rob..."

Yuan Zhaochen came here with the butter pot on his back, and laughed again with a "puchi" sound. With a shake of his hand, the soup basin was shaken, and the messy minced vegetables and meat almost spilled on the floor.

Half a month ago in the afternoon, he was looking for a bathhouse with a bath basket. He didn't know what he was thinking at the time. Anyway, he made a wrong turn around. He passed by this hot pot restaurant, and was greeted by a picture with a strange picture. The recruitment notice has attracted attention...

To be precise, Di Fei was standing in front of the shop smoking a cigarette, and Yuan Zhaochen walked over when he saw that face.He just wanted to verify what kind of smell would be on such an aggressive looking man.But when he walked to the door of the store, let alone the smell of other people, he could not smell any smell on his body.

Dried chili, green peppercorns, pepper, sweet succulents, cardamom, cloves, star anise, fennel seeds, each flavor is so overbearing and unreasonable, Zhaochen stood in front of Di Fei in a daze, sniffing nervously, It feels like my stomach is about to growl.

Di Fei raised his eyebrows at him inexplicably with a half-smoked cigarette between his hands.

Glancing at a piece of red paper stuck to the glass door, Zhaochen had an idea: "Let me see this recruitment notice."

After speaking, the two looked at each other for three seconds. Seeing that Zhaochen had no intention of leaving, Di Fei raised his eyebrows slowly, stared at Zhaochen and subtly shook his head towards the red paper.Afterwards, the two looked at each other, stunned for some reason.

Di Fei thought to himself: If you want to see it, you can do it—report the claws to me?Hey, but Zeer or (this bastard) has such a good face...

Zhaochen thought to himself: Fuck, is this person dumb?

...Now that I think about it, isn't he just a dumb person?With a plate of hairy belly in his left hand and a plate of duck intestines in his right, Zhaochen rushed towards the young couple sitting by the window: "Your dishes... let me see, um! Your dishes are all ready, please Slow use."

The girl smiled and asked him: "Hey, hello, let me ask, what is this yellow piece in the pot?"

Zhaochen smiled, opened his mouth and was about to speak when he saw the boy on the opposite side glaring at him, and said in a rough voice, "You are stupid, butter."

"...You two, please take your time." Zhaochen pursed his lips in his heart, and hurried away with the plate in his hands, pretending not to hear the sour nagging voice of the boy behind him.Fresh!Is that regular butter?That's what our boss cooks every night!You know what the fuck you...

"Waiter, two more bottles of beer!" "Hey!"

"Waiter, our table is short of a platter!" "Wait a minute! Come right away!"

"Waiter—" "Waiter!" "Waiter..."

Today is Saturday, and there are a lot of people eating out at night. Including Di Fei, there are four people in the restaurant, and everyone is so busy.Zhaochen was so busy that he felt like they were like a spinning top. When the guests yelled, they whipped the whip, and then they spun and jumped to prepare to take off on the spot.

Di Fei couldn't be seen in the lobby at the moment.The bosses of other people are sitting at the counter to settle accounts and play with their mobile phones. He is very leisurely, but he is the only one who foolishly has to cut the pie by himself, saying that it is not good for others to cut it, which will affect the taste.It's not that Zhaochen can't understand Di Fei's simple thinking, but if Di Fei can move the chopping board and other things to the hall, and put on that ruthless handsome face to cut and present the code board, maybe everyone won't care so much Taste……

Well, put another glass to block it, just like a window display, Di Fei stands inside, shirtless and wearing an apron, cutting radishes, potatoes, winter melon, beef, yellow throat, tofu, and everything... Zhao Just thinking about it, Chen Guang felt that he was going to be hard.

But to be precise, Yuan Zhaochen is not a face controler, he is just an ordinary little gay who likes handsome faces like everyone else.But the difference is that Yuan Zhaochen has a terrible paranoia about the smell of men because his olfactory nerves are much more developed than ordinary people since he was a child. Although not everyone knows how to use perfume, he always firmly believes that smell is the best expression of a person. something inside.

Life is in a hurry, no matter how handsome your face is after decades of wind and rain, it will be covered with wrinkles and spots, only the smell will not change - as long as the perfume you use is not discontinued.

So the face may not be handsome, but the taste must be right.

Just kidding, I have to smell this smell for decades, so why don't I choose the one I like?

Then choose and choose, Yuan Zhaochen has been single for 24 years.

It sounds cruel, but in fact the reason is very simple, because he is not blind.

Although Zhaochen himself felt that the face was not important to him, but he was attracted to handsome people.Both of Yuan Zhaochen's eyes are 2.0, also 100 meters away, he can tell whether that person is handsome at a glance, but he can't smell whether that person is fragrant or not.Often when I walk over to strike up a conversation, I belatedly realize that the taste is not my taste.

When I was in junior high school, I watched TV. In "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance", the scene where a group of real and fake Qiuxiang stood in front of Tang Bohu covered with hijab for him to distinguish, almost made the 15-year-old Zhaochen burst into tears with excitement.

Next time, if there is such a sub-question, please hand it directly to Yuan Bohu, please?This is the way he dreamed of choosing a spouse.

"Yuan Zaocen."

Di Qiuxiang came as soon as he said that, Zhaochen immediately stood up straight when he heard the voice, and responded, "Hey! Why are you shrinking when you grab the board?"

"Why shrink?"

Di Fei repeated Zhaochen's words, then slammed the three plates of meat in his hand onto the table in front of him, pointed at him while circling with his hips on his hips, and shouted, "I'll crawl for you alone! You You still have the guts to ask me why I’m shrinking? Why did I hire you as a waiter to stand guard at the door and look after the store? Your boss is cutting vegetables in the back.

Di Fei spoke Chongqing very fast and loudly. Zhaochen lowered his head and listened to it. He knew that he was scolding himself for being lazy and not going to eat. Although he was really absent-minded just now, Di Fei still put He scolded a little bit and couldn't get off the stage.He was originally going to the back kitchen, but Xiao Wu, who was at the lobby counter to collect money, said that he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, so he asked Zhaochen to watch over here... Who knew that Di Fei worked very quickly, After a while, the window where the kitchen delivered food was filled with dishes that no waiter cared about.

"...I tore my belly and looked, and the window couldn't fit! Let me ask you, are you messing around here? You really think you're Happy Little Rent Four, right?" Di Fei Directing another waiter to deliver the meat, he gave Zhaochen an angry look.

At this time, Xiao Wu came back, and he knew what was going on at a glance, and immediately went over to explain to Di Fei.The guests from the nearby tables all secretly looked at them, and Di Fei also felt ashamed, so he gave them a sullen look.

When he was scolding just now, Zhaochen kept his head down from the beginning to the end, without saying a word.

Di Fei stared at him with his hips crossed for a while, then turned his eyes away, belatedly reflecting on whether he had just said too much.

Di Fei: "..."

He frowned and looked at Zhaochen, hesitated for a while, and just opened his mouth to apologize, when he heard the other person twitch his nose, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, why don't you, I will regret it next time... "

The fire that had just been extinguished in Di Fei's heart burst into flames again: "Yuan Zaocen, stop shrinking your Chongqing dialect for me! You don't speak Chongqing dialect at all!"

Zhaochen was taken aback for a moment, then raised his head hesitantly, looking at Di Fei's angry face.

He suddenly felt a little wronged.

Originally, I thought that speaking Chongqing dialect with Di Fei would make him feel more friendly...and when he talked to Xiao Wu and the others who are also from Chongqing every day, no one said anything about him.

Then he really thought he was speaking Chongqing dialect.

Fuck, what a fucking idiot to think about.

Here he was eagerly trying to make ends meet, but people didn't buy it at all.

No wonder Di Fei became irritable when he spoke Chongqing dialect, and he couldn't listen to his feelings long ago.

"Okay, I see." He thought so, and replied lazily.

Di Fei stood in front of him without moving, and Zhaochen waited for a while, then lowered his head, brushed past him, and raised his hand to take half of the dish from Liu who had just walked into the back door and grinned at him. Staring at the list, I didn't bother Di Fei anymore, and I was ready to work hard.

When he passed by the aisle in front of Di Fei again, Di Fei glanced at him irritably with a cigarette dangling from his mouth, muttered something, and went back to the back kitchen with his sleeves rolled up.

Zhaochen sighed inwardly.

What am I doing every day?

The author has something to say: In Chongqing dialect, "guai" usually means "beautiful", depending on the context, some also say "beautiful".

But in Di Fei's eyes, "good" means "good". Is it the legendary love at first sight?"

Di Fei: (exasperated) Can you believe this kind of nonsense!