Ebony & Bergamot

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Yuan Zhaochen sat on one foot behind the counter tiredly, with the weight of his head on his wrists, and he was drowsy. Outside the "Heavenly Dry Things Dry" hotpot restaurant, the voices of two young people talking stopped at some point, and a slightly hesitant solo sounded instead.

Yuan Zhaochen didn't hear what was being sung.The tune is unfamiliar, the words are not clear, and it doesn't feel like it rhymes.

Is it a Cantonese song?

He opened his eyelids with difficulty, pulled out an electronic watch from the glove box on the counter, and checked the time.

My day, it's three o'clock.Are you going to drink two fucking bottles of Arctic Ocean until tomorrow morning?Yuan Zhaochen sat on the chair, frowned and stretched his neck, and looked at the two ancestors who had been separated forever from a distance. Five minutes later, he jumped off the high stool and walked over with a pair of plastic sandals, ready to chase people away.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked to the door, the voice of the person who sang just now could be heard clearly in my ears, and I saw that he was still a handsome young man: "...It's not that I feel it when I see a man walking a bird in front of my eyes. I I like the kind... that is more wild."

Zhaochen stopped in his tracks.

What, what do you mean?Is it popular in the gay circle to popularize science for Xiaobai?He looked at the handsome young man and the tall, thin man in front of him through the store door, feeling a little itchy in his heart.

Tsk, this handsome guy must wear perfume... Ah, I really want to know what it is.

"...I have never been tough on you, I have always regarded you as a friend." "Stop it! It's too embarrassing!"

Zhaochen leaned his shoulders on the metal handle on the glass door, listening to the live broadcast of whitewashing not far away with a bored expression.From that point of view, it seems that the tall and thin guy has never been in a relationship before, and he hastily confessed his love to that handsome guy without knowing whether he likes boys or girls.

Being confessed by a straight man...

To be honest, it would be better to be scolded... Zhaochen turned his head to look, and his aching expression was reflected on the glass door.You are gay, young and handsome, why bother to find a straight man to embarrass yourself?After torturing each other for so long, there is a high probability that they will still get married and have children in the end, leaving you in a daze, neither left nor right, and eventually become a generation of comedians.

As he thought about it, he raised his foot and walked over there, staring at the handsome young man with a good look.

Sigh, brother, wake up, this is a straight man, what are you talking about, what do you think?Oh, by the way, is it that the people in Beijing are not wild enough?Whoops, you see this is such a mess, I blame you for not meeting me sooner.

When he walked behind the straight man, Yuan Zhaochen was already extremely impatient.Maybe it's because he's too sleepy, maybe it's because he has prejudices against this kind of straight man who has no eyesight, or maybe it's because the smell of Longliqi snake gall toilet water on this straight man is too strong... In short, he didn't even say hello. He didn't fight, and said directly behind the person: "Have you two finished talking?"

The straight man had his back turned to him before, and he was startled, turned his head in a hurry, revealing a delicate and innocent face.

Zhaochen stared at this harmless human and animal face as if he had seen a ghost, and instinctively twitched his nose, but was almost forced to take three steps back by Longli Qi.

...Yuan Zhaochen, Yuan Zhaochen, please go and cure your problem of seeing people first and smelling them first.The smell is wrong!

Oh, but then again, it feels like the same kind.No matter how handsome he is, he can't be as handsome as my bed.

"Hurry up, it's past three o'clock, drink a bottle of Arctic Ocean all night?" Zhaochen frowned, the streetlights dazzled his eyes so much that he couldn't open his eyes, he lifted his chin towards the other party: "Give me the bottle."

Before the straight man could react, the handsome guy behind him had already taken the bottles of two people and handed them over to him with great insight.Wow, what a beautiful hand.Zhaochen took the two empty bottles, and couldn't help taking a deep breath——

Yuan Zhaochen: "........."

Qin Zhongyi: "...?"

Fuck, bro, are you so handsome and pure Eve?Is Beijing also wandering everywhere now?No... you are zero, you should have said it earlier, I don't know that the sisters are so hard to beat the sky.Originally, I wanted a contact information, but my Kazilan's 24K pure gold big eyes have been igniting you for half a day.

Why.Forget it, taste is still very important, and you can't just look at the face.

"Can't you just try with him?" Zhaochen looked at the two resentfully and depressedly, thinking hehe, a snake gall flower dew, a cedar sweet almond, I think you two are a perfect match.

"How about..." "Don't make trouble."

Zhaochen didn't listen to what was said later, so he didn't have that free time.If he was given a chance to start over, he would plunge into that handsome guy's arms indiscriminately and suck the fuck enough to see if he was attacking or suffering before thinking about anything else... Zhaochen sighed secretly, went back and put down the bottle , lock the door and turn off the lights, and go to the back kitchen to have a look before going to bed.

However, when he took the first step, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

Oh, it's clear when you persuade others to stay away from straight men, but when it comes to me, you're completely confused.

What the hell is this.

……

There was a small alley between the back kitchen and the storefront, after Zhaochen pushed open the back door, he stood on the steps with his pocket in his pocket and looked towards the opposite side.The small room in front of me only has a small window for ventilation at the top, but most of it is closed now, and through the thick oil stains, the dim and warm light of the incandescent lamp in the room can be seen.

Standing outside now, apart from the hot and spicy smell coming from the back kitchen window, Zhaochen can still smell something else, such as the fresh and bitter smell of the big locust tree beside the road, the lime smell from the nearby construction site, Another example is the incense that I sprayed on my body today... well, I can’t smell it anymore. Originally, Jo Malone’s fragrance lasted for a short time. Today, I smoked a hot pot all night, and the ebony and bergamot have turned into pepper and sweet sycamore. .

"Boss, are you still frying (boss, are you still frying)? Ni is still making claws here (what are you doing)? Oh, there are two small socks at the door of the store (there are two babies at the door of the store), I went to make a fuss..."

Zhaochen sounded plausible, and after rehearsing the possible dialogue, he nodded and walked towards the opposite side full of confidence.

As a result, as soon as he put his hand on the door, the door was suddenly pulled open.

"..." Zhaochen didn't expect this at all, and stuttered a little in fright. He immediately forgot the Chongqing dialect he had just practiced, and spoke in an authentic Beijing accent: "My wife..."

Then he watched Di Fei's handsome face turn black, and the surprise when he opened the door had turned into obvious irritability, which was manifested in his hands on his hips, deep breathing, staring eyes, hesitant to speak written all over his body.

"Yuan Zao Cen Si," Di Fei, the owner of the "Heavenly Dry and Dry Things" hot pot restaurant, is 1.8 meters [-] tall, which is half a head taller than Zhaochen. Zhaochen feels that whenever he looks at him, there is an invisible look in his eyes Feeling of oppression: "Why don't you wake up so late?"

"Then...then what..." The continuous smell of base material in the room was so fragrant that Zhaochen couldn't find it. He looked at his boss who was standing in the wind with difficulty, and then looked at the boss's clothes. Scratch your neck.

——I rely on rely on rely on!Can't smell anything!

Fortunately, it's midnight now, no matter how red his face is, Di Fei couldn't see it: "Ben Lai... I'm going to shrink the door, but two dolls came to drink steam, and the fuck drank while shrinking... a bottle of shellfish Bing Binger drank his mother to death, it was just now..."

After he finished speaking, he took a peek at Di Fei's face, and found that the other person was still frowning, but it seemed that the corner of his mouth moved... Did it move?not moving?

Di Fei frowned and looked at him for a while, and seeing that Zhaochen had nothing else to say, he sighed: "Let's go, Sujue."

"Oh..." Zhaochen responded, and suddenly remembered something, and suddenly became energetic: "My wife, do you have a boner too?"

Di Fei's brows were almost wrinkled into a "Chuan": "Don't break it yet. You go." After thinking about it, he added: "Good night."

After saying that, he closed the door with a bang.

Zhaochen: "..."

Well.

Stay away and wait until I smell it.

The author has something to say: You can probably understand the Haidian-flavored Chongqing dialect spoken by Zhaochen, right?If I can understand it, I will try not to add parentheses. The parentheses feel that it will affect the fluency...it's really uncomfortable.