This dragon has facial paralysis

Hua Xiaoman is worthy of being a snake demon, that figure, that waist, that neck, seem to be boneless and extremely soft, she sits obliquely beside the cage, her two feet are intertwined, her upper body is extremely charming, outlining a With water-like soft curves, her complexion is as jade-like as porcelain under the moonlight.

"Lord Dragon God." Seeing the effect, Hua Xiaoman called again and again, propping her chin with one hand and making a ostentatious gesture with the other.

Sure enough, Li Li was recruited, his eyes glowed, and he asked, "Are you from Yicui Building?"

"Ah?" Hua Xiaoman was dumbfounded by Li Li's question before she had been complacent.

Li Li said happily: "Every time I see a lot of people in Yicui Building call me like you."

Hua Xiaoman couldn't understand, so she just smiled awkwardly, and said with winking eyes: "Just now, Xiao Yao overheard that you and that Dragon God Lord seem to have some conflicts?"

Li Li was also angry, and was about to say it again, "Forget it, I can't say it, and he will get angry again."

Hua Xiaoman giggled: "Since that Dragon God doesn't accept your kindness, and the night is so lonely, why don't you let the little demon serve you."

Li Li was confused: "Serve? How to serve?"

Hua Xiaoman blushed immediately, and said angrily half-truthfully: "Kiss, cuddle, hug, just follow the adults... I hate it, I have to make it so clear."

Li Li came to mean: "Is it useful to kiss you?"

Hua Xiaoman was startled, and said hesitantly: "Is it useful... Who is not a relative in this kiss?"

"But you are not a dragon." Li Li said.

Hua Xiaoman said with pear blossoms in the rain: "The little demon knows that his status is low, he is not worthy of the Lord Dragon God, and he never expects any status, he just wants to be by the adult's side, whenever the adult needs it, just call him the little demon. Although that Lord Dragon God is good, what is the use of him not answering you? That Lord Dragon God kisses you once, and the little demon can kiss you a hundred times or a thousand times, even... although it is not as good as Dragon God, but it’s better than nothing, just relieve the loneliness a little.”

Li Li scratched his head, and actually felt that what Hua Xiaoman said was quite reasonable, especially now that he had nothing to do to divert his attention, and his face hurt more and more.

Ao Zongxiu is a big liar, it is hopeless to count on him.

"Then you try it first?" Li Li said and closed his eyes.

Hua Xiaoman was overjoyed, she didn't expect Dragon God to take the bait so quickly, she immediately didn't care about etiquette and shame, anyway, snakes are inherently obscene, and they never care about whether they have sex with a man or a woman, let alone this is Dragon God, speaking of it He was the one who took advantage of it.

Hua Xiaoman raised her upper body and leaned towards Li Li, thinking that she should perform well and make Dragon God feel comfortable, so she can't do without him.

"You...don't hide." Hua Xiaoman said sadly.

Li Li said, "I didn't hide."

He opened his eyes and saw that he was indeed hiding a little backward.

Hua Xiaoman was locked in a cage, she only dared to stick out her upper body, but she couldn't reach Li Li no matter what.

Li Li wondered, although after closing his eyes, he was not as happy as when Ao Zongxiu made him close his eyes, and even felt a little uncomfortable when Hua Xiaoman approached, but he overcame it for the sake of not hurting his face, why? The body subconsciously hides backward?

"Try again." Li Li said, sitting still this time, determined not to move.

"Then I'm here." Hua Xiaoman smiled charmingly, somehow, it made Li Li's scalp tingle, and he felt a wave of resistance and rejection.

Gradually, the smell of snake and powder on Hua Xiaoman's body mixed with Li Li's nose.

The gods or objects in the water all have a more or less fishy smell, which is not unpleasant, but fresh and cold.It’s just that those who have never smelled it for the first time may not be used to it, and the creatures in the water themselves don’t think there is anything. On the contrary, some of them have a strong smell, which is more attractive to them.

Li Li is also used to the smell, but he can't help but think that Ao Zongxiu doesn't have this smell on him. Smelling Ao Zongxiu is like smelling flowers, dewdrops on fairy grass, smelling the first spring in spring. The more he thought about the trickling stream of snow, the more troubled Li Li became.

Opening his eyes, Li Li said, "Forget it..." Before he could finish speaking, he was pulled away by the collar of his back.

Turning his head, it was Ao Zongxiu's angry face: "What are you doing!"

The knife-like eyes scratched at Hua Xiaoman who was flirting.

Hua Xiaoman shrank back into the cage in a hurry, and immediately shirked responsibility: "Master Dragon God said to try it!"

Ao Zongxiu vented his anger on Li Li, pushed him into the room, and scolded him, "Why are you kissing others so casually!"

Li Li thought that Ao Zongxiu was fine before, so he caught him in the blink of an eye and said unhappy, "My face hurts."

"Your face hurts, what's the use of kissing him!"

Li Li said truthfully: "He said that if you kiss me once, he can kiss me a hundred times and a thousand times. Besides, I didn't let him..."

Ao Zongxiu was so angry that he cut off Li Li's words: "It's useless to kiss him ten thousand times!"

"Then you won't kiss me." Li Li stared at him with big innocent eyes.

Seeing a fire burning in Ao Zongxiu's heart, but he didn't know where to burn it, instead he suffocated himself enough.

Ao Zongxiu said angrily: "Could it be a casual kiss? Have you seen Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei? Only those who are married like them can kiss!"

These words did not make Li Li depressed, but his eyes were like stars in the night, they lit up in the blink of an eye: "Then let's get married!"

Ao Zongxiu froze for a moment, the fire in his heart burned to the root of the ear, it was burning red, and it was still spreading.

"Are you kidding me?" His momentum suddenly weakened a lot.

Li Li said sincerely: "I'm not joking, I'm telling the truth. Can't we get married?"

"It's not impossible..." After hesitating for a while, Ao Zongxiu, who suddenly realized that he was being led into the pit, jumped up again, and said sternly, "No, it's just not possible."

Li Li drooped his head: "Oh."

Li Li was truly sad, but Ao Zongxiu was inexplicably unhappy and even annoyed.

All the kisses and marriages are just for his dragon saliva.

Ao Zongxiu was about to leave, and when he opened the door, he felt Li Li's nostalgic eyes pouring over him like a tide.

Ao Zongxiu's hands froze and he stomped his feet, his eyes turned red without warning.I don't even know what I'm sad about.

Ao Zongxiu turned around and stepped in front of Li Li.

Li Li smiled happily for a while, and felt that Ao Zongxiu who was always silent was a bit strange, so he touched his eyes: "What's wrong with you?"

Ao Zongxiu held Li Li's hand, and put his other hand on Li Li's shoulder. Li Li wanted to speak, but Ao Zongxiu blocked it with his lips.

Li Li didn't want to say anything.

The warm touch instantly spread all over the body in a trance, as if the feet were hanging in the air without touching the ground, without the center of gravity, staggering, but very relieved.

This time was far more vivid and direct than the semi-faint feeling last time, surging and surging.

Li Li took the initiative to ask, but Ao Zongxiu didn't let him take the initiative, holding the back of his head close to her, stirring the tip of his tongue, tasting his ignorance, rawness, simplicity and deliciousness.

Li Li seemed to be knocked down all of a sudden, his whole body was weak and trembling, and he hugged Ao Zongxiu's shoulders tightly. In the dizziness turned upside down, Li Li miraculously thought that Ao Zongxiu was indeed half taller than him For a tall man, he had to look up to get Ao Zongxiu.So there is a feeling of hard work.

This feeling made Li Li feel even more intoxicated.

It wasn't until Li Li felt a drowning but not uncomfortable suffocation that Ao Zongxiu let him go.

Ao Zongxiu didn't look at him, and asked in a low voice, "Does your face still hurt?"

Li Li pulled away from the lingering tenderness, and said with a smile, "It doesn't hurt anymore!"

At this moment, his smile is as obvious as a crescent moon.

After hearing this, Ao Zongxiu said with a straight face, "Since it doesn't hurt anymore, then don't mention these things again!" After speaking, he left without any hesitation this time.

Li Li was stunned, a little happy and a little unhappy.

Poor Hua Xiaoman shrank herself in a corner of the cage, trembling.

It turned out that the young couple of Dragon God had a quarrel, and it was hard for him to be cannon fodder for the ignorant and fearless.

On the second day, Ao Zongxiu was about to go to Xihai with the cage, but he didn't even say hello to Li Li.

Just after leaving the Dragon King Temple, I saw Hu Laoba's mother rushing over crying, kneeling in front of the Dragon King statue and crying, "Dragon King, save my son and my grandson!"

Ao Zongxiu thought that Hu Laoba was about to give birth, so he went to call An Ni and Le Shui.

An Ni said, "We went to see it last night, and it should be born in two days."

Everyone went to the main hall together, and heard the old lady Hu crying out of breath: "My son Hu Laoba was taken away!"

Li Li's figure appeared: "Who was caught?"

Mrs. Hu was so frightened that she almost couldn't catch her breath. After hiccupping for a long time, she said, "It's that Mr. Zhang! Before dawn, he took someone to carry Lao Ba away. Lao Ba didn't dare to struggle. I was afraid that my fetus would move, so I told me to go to the Dragon King Temple, go to the Dragon King Temple! I still don’t want to report to the official, what’s the use of coming to the temple? Are there really gods in the Dragon King Temple? Are you all dragon gods?”

Li Li didn't have time to explain to Mrs. Hu, so he just comforted: "We will bring your son back safely, you can go home and wait."

He turned his eyes to Ao Zongxiu for help.

Well, it looks like we won't be able to leave for a while.

Ao Zongxiu put down the cage that locked Hua Xiaoman, sensed Hu Laoba's breath, and chased after her.

Hu Laoba has already left Yuqiu City and is rushing towards the capital.

The four of them flew over in a hurry and saw that the so-called master Zhang was Zhang Sheng who almost burned Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei to death. Hu Laoba was locked in the carriage by him, clutching his stomach and not daring to move at all, his complexion was like paper, dripping with cold sweat , very painful look.

Zhang Sheng was riding a horse in front of the carriage, full of spirits, and laughed with a doctor who accompanied him: "Men can also have babies? Hehe, the little prince must have never seen it before! Take it back and ask the little prince to see it. It looks like this." , I didn’t invite Master Hua, I think the little prince wouldn’t blame me either!”

It turned out that after the unexplained heavy snowfall in Qiucheng that day, Master Hua, whom Zhang Sheng put all his hopes on, suddenly disappeared. He sent his men to search inch by inch, but they couldn't find anyone.

Master Hua walked cleanly, but Zhang Sheng was so terrified that he couldn't sleep at night. How could he dare to return to the capital if Master Hua was not invited?

Zhang Sheng was so worried that his mouth burst into flames, and he couldn't speak well, so he went to see a doctor in Guidefang.The sitting doctor said that he was overthinking, so Zhang Sheng vomited bitterness to him.The doctor sitting in the hall told him that there is a way, if you want the little prince not to blame, you have to find someone even stranger than Master Hua to show him.

Zhang Sheng was worried: "If I could find it, I would have found it long ago!"

The sitting doctor looked around and said in a low voice: "I know there is a strange person!"

This sitting doctor was once invited by Mrs. Hu to see Hu Laoba's illness, and he was diagnosed as pregnant. Although he has rich experience in medical consultation, he has never seen such a strange thing, and he has been thinking about it in his heart.

He waited for Hu Laoba to prescribe the abortion medicine, but he never saw any movement from them.

Later, out of curiosity, the doctor went to secretly inquire about the news. He only knew that Hu Laoba hadn't set up a stall for more than half a year.

But the doctor saw that the medicine residue that Mrs. Hu dumped in Houhe was all anti-abortion drugs, so he speculated that Mrs. Hu was going to give birth to a child.

How do men have children?As a doctor, can you not be curious about this?

It's just that I can't see Mr. Hu.

Seeing that the delivery date was approaching, the doctor was regretting that he could not witness the first miracle in history. Unexpectedly, when he fell asleep, Zhang Sheng came to deliver the pillow.

Zhang Sheng has the support of the young prince, and there are more than a hundred guards sent by the young prince under him, it is more than enough to rob someone, and the county magistrate dare not say anything.

At first, Zhang Sheng didn't believe that there was such a strange thing. He thought that even if it was fake, there would be no harm, so he sent a skilled guard to investigate, and when he came back, he reported that Mr. Hu really had a big belly.

After planning for two days, I finally snatched Hu Laoba and ran away in the early morning of this morning.

An Ni looked around in the air for a while, and said, "No, Mr. Hu is probably due to the bumps, and he is about to give birth soon."

It happened that Zhang Sheng and his party passed a lotus pond. The lotus flowers were in full bloom, and the lotus leaves were so green that they became oily.

Ao Zongxiu immediately pointed to the lotus pond, there were clusters of lotus leaves growing up suddenly, covering each other and interlacing each other, it looked like a small house composed of lotus leaves.

Ao Zongxiu and Hu Laoba in the carriage

The dizzy Hu Laoba felt a blur in front of his eyes, and suddenly all eyes were green. He was looking around, and An Ni and Le Shui appeared in front of him.

There was a smile on Hu Laoba's pale face, and he passed out in relief.

Just when he was dizzy, An Ni and Le Shui cooperated to take out a thin and sharp skate and gave Hu Laoba a caesarean section.Although Hu Laoba was gone in the carriage, there was a gray stone of about the same weight out of thin air.

The ruts were busy, and no one noticed that something was wrong. When it was time for the meal, Zhang Sheng handed the meal to Mr. Hu, and opened the curtain of the car. There were many people coming and going outside the car, but no one was surprised. Blind all the way to the capital like this, Zhang Sheng couldn't hide his excitement and went straight to the little prince's mansion.

The little prince asked, "Did Master Hua invite you?"

Zhang Sheng bowed and said: "Master Hua didn't invite, there are magic tricks everywhere in the world, but this time the villain invited, I promise you have never seen or seen anything!"

The little prince was curious, so he went to lift the car curtain, and stood there without speaking for a long time.

Zhang Sheng also said that the little prince was shocked, and explained with a smile: "This man has a big belly, not because he is fat or has a tumor, but..."

Zhang Sheng poked his head over, but what he saw was a big rock and the sullen face of the young prince. Immediately, all words died in his throat, his legs softened, and he knelt down with no expression on his face.

Back to Li Li's side.

An Ni and Le Shui delivered Hu Laoba in the shed made of lotus leaves, while Li Li and Ao Zongxiu waited outside.

Li Li rubbed against Ao Zongxiu, and gave him a big laugh with all his strength: "You are so amazing, my face still doesn't hurt yet!"

Ao Zongxiu replied with a very bad face: "I told you not to mention these things, don't you understand?"

Li Li opened his mouth and moved back in disappointment.The delivery went smoothly, and very soon, An Ni brought out a crying baby, who was very healthy and crying full of energy.An Ni quickly wrapped her clothes and sent the father and son home safely.

The child was later named He Sheng by Hu Laoba.Back at the Dragon King Temple, Ao Zongxiu mentioned Hua Xiaoman, and left without saying a word.

An Ni prepared some things for babies and medicine for Mr. Hu, and sent them there.

Li Licu came in front of Le Shui and said word by word: "I want to marry Prince Zong Jiu."