This dragon has facial paralysis

"What did you say?" Li Li murmured as if he didn't hear clearly, and urged, "Why don't you kiss me?"

Ao Zongxiu suddenly felt that this person had no meaning at all, and he didn't know who he was angry with, so he said, "No more kisses."

"Ah?" Li Li opened his eyes in disappointment, stared at Ao Zongxiu for a while before saying, "I see."

Ao Zongxiu was curious: "What do you know?"

Li Li turned his head and hugged the little roast suckling pigs: "You don't want to kiss me at all, you just lied to me for fun. You must have done something to make me look ugly when I closed my eyes."

Ao Zongxiu was about to be laughed out of anger: "I want to punish you, but I still need to take advantage of your closed eyes?"

When Li Li thought about it, it seemed to be the same reason, but he didn't understand: "Then why did you say you were good at kissing me and then didn't kiss me?"

"I..." Ao Zongxiu was about to speak, but An Ni had already led the two brides out of the room, so Ao Zongxiu kept silent.

When An Ni entered the palace, she saw that the two of them were touching pigs, and said, "If you really have nothing to do, go help Le Shui."

The two went to the courtyard together again, disrupting the fireworks formation that Le Shui had finally arranged, and Le Shui was so angry that he cursed.

"What are you doing?" An Ni was a little confused, and when Le Shui was tired of yelling, it was getting dark.

An Ni shouted: "Come in, the wedding begins." As soon as Le Shui entered the door, she praised: "Beautiful, this pair of brides is a match made in heaven. "

Only then did Li Li and Ao Zongxiu realize that they hadn't even looked at Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei, so they followed the trend and said, "It looks good!"

Both Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei blushed from the compliments. They were both wearing phoenix coronets. The styles were slightly different, but they were harmonious and unified, making their faces look like flowers.

An Ni lit 99 gold-painted red candles in the main hall, illuminating the square inch of the world to be full of warmth and beauty. In the glowing red candlelight, the two worshiped the heaven and the earth, the dragon god twice, and each other three times, and they got married and flew together ever since. , share weal and woe, and no longer need to explain to anyone.

Le Shui ran outside to set off fireworks to celebrate.

The fireworks, which took him a lot of thought, pulled out a lot of lead wires. Le Shui lit one first, and immediately dozens of fireworks burst out, exploding in the sky, unexpectedly in the shape of mandarin ducks.

Of course, if someone is proficient in zoology, they will find that it is not a mandarin duck, but a pair of ducks.

Le Shui continued to touch the lead, and the sky suddenly seemed to be full of stars falling, dancing and disappearing, and many auspicious patterns appeared one after another.

The other people in Yuqiu City saw it from afar, and thought it was some big family who was having a wedding.

The flames flickered, like lightning in the sky, like shocks in life.

Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei looked at the fireworks together, and from the corner of their eyes, they could always catch a glimpse of the figure who was always beside them. Countless fireworks bloomed, and all kinds of changes appeared in Jinghong, that person was always there.

This fact made Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei's heartstrings hooked in an instant, they could no longer suppress their emotions, and kissed as if no one else was around.

Ao Zongxiu turned his head away immediately, but he was subconsciously looking for Li Li from the corner of his eye.

Li Li squatted on the threshold watching the fireworks with great enjoyment, amazed again and again, and forgot all about the pain in his face. When the fireworks cooled down, the night sky was like the sea.

Ao Zongxiu walked into the courtyard and said to Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei: "At this hour, I will give you a congratulatory gift."

Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei hurriedly followed Ao Zongxiu respectfully and knocked on the large water tank in the courtyard. Several plump lotus leaves had grown in it, and the pink lotus flowers were in full bloom.

Suddenly a slender shadow shot out from the water surface, it turned out to be a white flower snake with the thickness of a little finger and the length of a forearm. Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei let out a low cry, but Ao Zongxiu had already pinched the flower snake seven inches quickly. ,He fell to the ground.

The flower snake fell to the ground and turned into a skinny young man with a pointed chin and big eyes. At this moment, he was terrified, his face was pale, and tears rolled in his eyes. He immediately knelt down and kowtowed: "Dragon God is here, Dragon God! Forgive me!"

"Wow, where did this come from?" Li Li went over to hold the water tank and looked in, to see if he could wait for another person who had changed dramatically.

Chen Luoyan carefully looked at the young man's face, and after confirming that neither of them knew each other, he asked Ao Zongxiu: "This is..."

Maybe it's a "big gift" to give them child molestation just after getting married, it's really hot.Chen Luoyan laughed a little stiffly for a while.

Ao Zongxiu looked at the boy seriously, and said: "This is the so-called Master Hua who wants to burn you to death."

Both Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei were taken aback, it was really hard for me to associate the old Taoist with the long beard and white hair with the delicate and thin boy in front of me.

"The sinner... his name is Hua Xiaoman." The young man cried and said, "It is a flower snake demon who has just cultivated and formed. He is afraid of being laughed at, so he turned into such an old man to pretend to be a ghost."

It is said that Hua Xiaoman was enjoying herself that day, but when she saw a sudden heavy snowfall in Qiucheng, she sensed that something was wrong, so she took advantage of the chaos and ran away.He only thought that he was a snake demon, and he escaped faster by using water.

For a moment, he forgot, if the heavy snow was really from the dragon god, how could he let him run away in the water?In terms of controlling water and controlling water, how can a little snake monster compare to a dragon?

When he got into the river in Yuqiu City and found that he couldn't swim out, it was already too late, he couldn't even jump to the bank, as if the river was covered with a huge cover.

He fled left and right for a while, but found that he only escaped into a dark water tank in the end, and there was no chance of slipping out while the dragon god was taking a nap.

Hua Xiaoman knew that he might have offended the Dragon God, and the Dragon God wanted to punish him.

I resigned myself to staying in the water tank for several days.Until just now when she heard the clear and crisp sound outside, Hua Xiaoman was so happy that she jumped out, and she really jumped out.

Although surrounded by many gods in front of him, Long Wei made him shiver, but it was better than staying in the water tank all the time.

"Let me ask you." Ao Zongxiu put his hands behind his back and raised his chin slightly, which was really a bit of an aura that people couldn't look at. "You are just born with spirituality, and you don't cultivate well, but why do you want to harm these two human women? Could it be that they are with you?" Do you have any grudges?"

"No..." Hua Xiaoman glanced at Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei anxiously.

"Huh?" Ao Zongxiu frowned slightly, and his tone became more severe, "Since there is no injustice or enmity, is it your turn to take care of the human relations in the mortal world?"

Hua Xiaoman was so frightened that she crouched on the ground: "Dragon God, spare me! I... I didn't want to harm them, I was just temporarily infatuated, and I believed the words of the senior snake clan, saying that I want to preach and do things for the world, and the best way to accumulate merit is to eliminate the sins of the world. , so that a snake can become a python, and then a python can be transformed into a dragon. I saw that these two people have a bad style, so I..."

"Really?" Ao Zongxiu asked.

"The little demon would never dare to deceive Lord Dragon God! If there is half a lie, I will die without a place to die!" Hua Xiaoman repeatedly kowtowed.

Ao Zongxiu didn't know whether he believed it or not, he took out a handful of water from the water tank, combined his index and middle fingers to wipe the water, and the water became like a knife, extremely sharp.

Ao Zongxiu looked at the transparent water blade by the moonlight, and said: "In this case, I will cut you up and make soup to make up for the frightened brides."

When Hua Xiaoman heard this, her body froze, her eyes turned white, she was so frightened that she was about to faint.

However, Ao Zongxiu splashed water on it and became dizzy again and again.

Hua Xiaoman burst into tears: "Dragon God held his hands high, I said, I said it all! I have worshiped the senior of the snake tribe as my teacher, he taught me the method of obtaining the soul of mortals, and I can practice it quickly. Especially the soul of Yin women I see that these two are not only women, but also like women. Their souls are extremely yin and soft. If they die in the fire, their souls will have resentment against the fire and will overcome the fire. For a monster like me who cultivates in the water, it will be the best. It's good. I was greedy for a while, so I did evil things! Fortunately, the dragon god saw the details and didn't let me cause a catastrophe! I knew I was wrong, I knew I was wrong, I beg the dragon god to spare my life, I will never dare to Already!"

"It's such a vicious cultivation method." Le Shui criticized with displeasure.

"Yes! Yes!" Hua Xiaoman confessed.

Ao Zongxiu asked: "Who is your master?"

Hua Xiaoman told the truth: "It's a black giant python demon who has cultivated for hundreds of years in Zaoxue Mountain in the west."

"Where did he get this evil cultivation method?"

"This..." Hua Xiaoman shook her head, "I really don't know, Master never tells us much about him, he just lets us cultivate better."

Ao Zongxiu snorted from the tip of his nose, sharpened the water knife, and said in a flat tone: "Not honest."

The water knife stuck to Hua Xiaoman's neck, it was cold.Hua Xiaoman croaked and screamed: "Dragon God, I really didn't lie!"

Once the water knife penetrated, Hua Xiaoman felt as if a cold wind had been blown into her neck, and she was burrowing into her internal organs, completely chilled.

Death is so close, Hua Xiaoman didn't dare to take any chances anymore, and hurriedly said: "I, I, I remembered something again! Master really never told us disciples anything other than cultivation, but he often went out We have been there for a long time. We are all very curious, asking each other, and sometimes deliberately asking Master, and Master will reveal a little bit when he is in a good mood. After a long time, we also vaguely know some secrets. There must be a big man above Master , the practice methods are all learned from there, and correspondingly, the master will send some fresh souls for him to practice every once in a while."

"Who is that person?"

"I really don't know about this!" Hua Xiaoman trembled and cried, "I'm just a little snake demon with no background, I'm lucky to be able to worship Master, how could I know about such a big event."

Hua Xiaoman was afraid that the Dragon God would not believe her, but this time Ao Zongxiu didn't press her any further.

Hua Xiaoman wiped off her cold sweat, thinking to herself, could Dragon God really be able to tell whether he was telling a lie or the truth?

Didn't the master say that the people on duty in the Dragon King Temple are all undersea minions who can't stand on the table?If it weren't for the fear of the Dragon Palace forces behind him, his master would have dared to break up with the Dragon King Temple on duty.

Dare to love is Master's big talk!Almost killed him!

Le Shui's expression was not very good: "You said that the black python would send the soul to that person regularly, did the soul be captured immediately at that time, or was it kept?"

Hua Xiaoman thought for a while and said: "It should be kept. The soul that is offered is very picky, and it also belongs to Yin and Water. It must be too late to ingest it casually at that time. Listening to Master's tone, I am respectful and afraid of that person. , and dare not take the time to fool."

Le Shui said: "But the general soul will disappear after a few days."

Hua Xiaoman thought that Le Shui was doubting her words, and immediately said: "Master should have some magic weapon, it was given by him, but I have no chance to see it." Then he turned to Ao Zongxiu, "Dragon God My lord, there are so many magic weapons in the world, there must be ones that can preserve the souls of mortals, right? I really dare not lie at all."

"There are." Ao Zongxiu said, "But they are rare."

Le Shui didn't say that he suspected that the snake demon's statement was false, but turned and left with his eyebrows slightly lowered.

Li Li looked at him, then turned to look at Ao Zongxiu: "What's wrong with Le Shui?"

An Ni said: "I'll go and have a look. By the way, I'll go to see Mr. Hu with him. Seeing that the due date has come."

Chen Luoyan and Ruan Qingmei's newlywed Yaner wanted to be alone more, and at the same time, they would also be able to read their words, so they said together: "Thank you Dragon God for advocating for us, we will stop bothering you."

The two walked hand in hand.

"Let's go with Leshui Anni too..." Before Li Li's words came out of his mouth, Ao Zongxiu grabbed his wrist.

Ao Zongxiu glared at him: "What are you going to do? This snake demon won't be dealt with anymore?"

As soon as Hua Xiaoman heard the word "handling", she felt cold all over and felt dizzy.

"Oh." Only then did Li Li remember that there was a snake demon here, "How to deal with it?"

Ao Zongxiu said: "He is a monster from the Water Realm, and his master is also from the Water Realm, so let Xihai deal with it. I will send him to Xihai in two days, and ask Xihai for a record in the rain book. "

Li Li asked, "You've already figured out how to deal with it, why do you delay asking me?"

Ao Zongxiu scolded extremely: "Why do you have no eyesight at all?"

"What's wrong with me?" Li Li felt innocent and blamed him instead: "You don't mean what you say, why don't you kiss me if you agreed to kiss?"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Ao Zongxiu glanced at Hua Xiaoman, who had straight eyes, and quickly covered Li Li's mouth, "Go and get a cage to house the snake demon, and make sure he doesn't let him run away."

"Don't dare to run, don't dare to run! I've changed my mind and become a demon again!" Hua Xiaoman hastily expressed her loyalty, not daring to think about what she just heard, for fear that she would be silenced by the Dragon God if she thought too much.

Li Li took the leftover wood from the previous signboards and built a cage, the gaps were big enough for him to drill back and forth a few times.

Ao Zongxiu didn't say anything, threw Hua Xiaoman in and put it in the backyard, then ignored Li Li and went back to the house angrily.

Hua Xiaoman squatted obediently in the cage, she seemed to be able to run away casually, but even if he had the guts to test whether this was the test given to him by the Dragon God.

If you just drill your head, you will be struck by lightning.Then he thought about what would happen if he was sent to Xihai?

There is a high probability that it was deprived of wisdom and beaten back into the body of a ignorant snake. Since then, I have been foolishly looking for toads to eat everywhere. If I am unlucky, I was caught, and then steamed, braised, stir-fried, stewed, soaked in wine... Just thinking about it, Hua Xiaoman's face was covered with tears.

Suddenly, Li Li looked at Ao Zongxiu's door sadly, and the weird conversation between the two of them just now came to Hua Xiaoman's mind again. Leaning on the side of the cage, he shouted softly: "Master Dragon God..."

Li Li turned around and let out a wow in amazement.