This dragon has facial paralysis

Hu Laoba chose the night when there were few people, and went to the Dragon King Temple alone.

The bosom is not obvious at the moment, but Mr. Hu has a guilty conscience, and always feels that a few people are staring at his belly.

After finally arriving at the alley of the Dragon King Temple, Mr. Hu was so exhausted that he was out of breath, wondering if he was so tired after being pregnant. He saw many pregnant women with much bigger bellies than him, but they couldn’t wash, cook, and farm. Ambiguous Hu Laoba entered the Dragon King Temple, I don't know how to feel it, this burly man who has never cried since he was seven years old suddenly knelt down on the futon, crying: "Master Dragon King, you have to save me!" !"

Li Li and Ao Zongxiu both stood on it to watch.

Li Li said: "Isn't this the one who begged for a child? Didn't she get pregnant?"

Mr. Hu burst into tears: "I came here to ask for a child, it was for my wife, but I never thought it would be for me! How can a man conceive a child, Lord Dragon King, you have to think of a way to save me !"

Li Li showed his figure in bewilderment, and asked, "Are you unhappy after having a child?"

Hu Laoba guessed in his heart that the Dragon King Temple had a spirit, but he didn't expect that there really was a dragon god living here. He suddenly saw Li Li and Ao Zongxiu retreating a few steps hastily, and he reacted before walking forward on his knees, crying. Said: "Master Dragon King, if my wife is pregnant with a baby, I will be happy, but I..."

Li Li said, "It was you who came to ask for a son, not your wife."

Mr. Hu said: "Is she my wife? If I beg, I beg for her."

"She is her, you are you, how can you beg for her without her consent?"

Hu Laoba shouted: "Since ancient times, it is only right and proper for a woman to bear children for her husband!"

"Really?" Li Li turned to ask Ao Zongxiu.Ao Zongxiu said: "Why argue about these useless things, he can take it back if he doesn't want a child."

Hu Laoba's face changed suddenly, and he subconsciously covered his stomach: "Where did you receive it?"

Li Li replied: "I asked for it from Guanyin of Songzi, and of course I have to return it to Guanyin of Songzi. I heard that there are many people queuing at Guanyin of Songzi."

Hu Laoba lost his mind.

Ao Zongxiu said: "Don't worry, Song Zilian has not completely transformed into a fetus. I took it away, and it will not hurt you or the child. Go back to sleep, wake up tomorrow, and everything will return to normal. "

Hu Laoba let out a dumbfounded oh, knowing in his heart that this was the best result.

The Dragon King is a high god, to listen to his cries, and to help solve it, is already a great benevolence.Hu Laoba got up and walked out, his strong back was a little lonely for a while.

Hu Laoba went to the street and saw a woman walking by with a baby in her arms. The baby had a candy figure in its mouth, was babbling and hadn't learned how to speak yet, and had sparkling eyes.

The woman complained: "I really gave birth to a prodigal son, who refused to sleep at night and insisted on eating candy."

But in the words and expressions, they are doting.

Hu Laoba felt his stomach move again, and the child's little hands and feet were kicking him, as if he was also clamoring for candy.Hu Laoba went to the grocery store to buy some maltose, ate it while walking back, and said, "Son, eat more, you won't be able to eat it later."

Mrs. Hu was still awake, and asked where Mr. Hu had gone.Mr. Hu didn't say anything, but asked Mrs. Hu: "Mother, what was it like when you were pregnant with me?"

Mrs. Hu pursed her lips and said, "You, I'm still a fetus, so I have a bigger belly than other wives. I'm too tired to walk every day, and I have to sew clothes and make diapers for you at night." .”

Thinking of something, Mrs. Hu dragged out a box full of dust from under the bed, opened it, and found some old children's clothes, shoes and cloth tigers.

Mrs. Hu touched her clothes and fell into memories: "It was the day you were born that frightened me. The midwife said your head was too big and you couldn't get out. I said, you must take my son out. It doesn't matter if I die, my son must live well..."

Hu Laoba always felt that his mother was mean and nagging, but at this moment, he saw a soft radiance on her face, which made her look younger and more beautiful. Holding my mother's sleeves, clamoring for a hug.

Hu Laoba stood up and ran outside.

Mrs. Hu shouted, "Where are you going?"

Hu Laoba didn't have time to answer, and went all the way back to the Dragon King Temple nervously. He was still out of breath, and hurriedly shouted: "Master Dragon King, I...I want this child!"

Li Li came out inexplicably: "Why did you change your mind again?"

Hu Laoba's face was full of tears: "Master Dragon King, I have made up my mind this time! This is my child. There are so many mothers in the world who almost died in order to give birth to a child. How can I watch my child die?" ?”

Li Li said: "Okay, if you want to keep it, you can keep it. Fortunately, you asked for it early. If you come to ask for a child now, I don't think you have much merit, so I won't give you a child."

Hu Laoba kowtowed gratefully, and said: "But the doctor said that men can't have children, so how will this child be born in the future... Please trouble Master Dragon King to point out the way!"

Li Li looked at Ao Zongxiu.

Ao Zongxiu jumped up: "Look what I do, I don't know how to deliver babies."

Li Li scratched his head: "Then let's ask Guanyin of Songzi? Hu Laoba, you wait here."

As soon as the words fell, Hu Laoba had already disappeared when he looked up.

When Ao Zongxiu arrived at the Temple of Songzi Guanyin, he used spells to shout, "Master Guanyin, Master Guanyin."

A light and shadow appeared on the golden statue of Guanyin, and a voice replied: "Why is Prince Zong Jiu calling the poor nun?

Ao Zongxiu talked about the past.

Sending Guanyin said: "Nonsense, it's nonsense. I knew that the ninth prince of Zong would give the lotus to men to eat, but the poor nun would never give it. It is the way of heaven for women to have children. Before it causes a catastrophe , the poor nuns have to revise the rules.”

Ao Zongxiu stopped him loudly: "The laws of heaven are not always the same. Since ancient times, women have given birth to children, which does not mean that men cannot have children. Are children born by men monsters? Are they not allowed in the world? Since the man wants to give birth, why not just let it go Complete. If you want me to say, it is best to have children in the world, half of men and half of women, whoever wants to give birth should give birth, and no one should force anyone."

Songzi Guanyin was a little annoyed by the misbehavior of these two dragons: "A man is willing to have a child? How can a man be able to have a child if he is willing? After all, men and women are different. If you mess around like this, you will only kill others."

Li Li only felt that Master Guanyin was scolding him, and he dared not look up in remorse.

Ao Zongxiu clasped his hands and said: "Then please give us a few days of grace, and we will find a way. If we can't find a way to get the best of both worlds, then we will ask Guanyin to clean up the mess."

Master Guanyin said helplessly: "For Dong Hai's sake, the poor nun agrees for now."

"Master Avalokitesvara is merciful and compassionate!"

The two went back to the Dragon King Temple and told Hu Laoba about this.

Hu Laoba's face was depressed: "This child, can't you keep it?"

Li Li comforted: "We will find a solution as soon as possible. There is a very powerful witch doctor in Xihai, and she will definitely find a solution."

Mr. Hu was very grateful. After Li Li persuaded him to go home, he shrank all of a sudden, pulled Ao Zongxiu and said, "What should I do?"

Ao Zongxiu said: "Didn't you say that you want to invite An Ni over? I'll go to transmit the sound."

"What if Annie can't help it?"

Ao Zongxiu spread his hands: "That means he is destined to be childless."

"Sigh." Li Li tugged at his hair and squatted on the threshold: "You're right, I shouldn't have cared about those many things back then, the more I cared, the more chaotic it would be."

Ao Zongxiu was very pleased that he had realized this, but in order not to stimulate his fragile self-esteem, he comforted him: "You are also kind."

"Being a dragon god for the first time, I also want to be a good one." Li Li said, "I thought it would be good to be a god, but I didn't expect it to be so hard."

"After a long time, you will understand."

"Ah." Li Li sighed again, Mochizuki felt sorry for himself.

Ao Zongxiu looked at him, and suddenly said: "I didn't stop you at that time because I thought you were doing the right thing. Even if there is a mistake, it is our common fault."

"Really?" Li Li stood up with no expression on his face, but his eyes were shining like stars in the sky.

Ao Zongxiu nodded solemnly.

An Ni was in a daze at the corner of the West Sea, when suddenly a drop of water congealed in front of her eyes, An Ni pierced it with her hand, and a message came into her mind.

An Ni sighed: "It's really a challenging project."

An Ni came very quickly, and when she saw a bunch of piglets in the backyard of the Dragon King Temple, she was surprised and asked, "This is it?"

Li Li said: "Prince Zong Jiu has changed."

An Ni laughed: "Prince Zong Jiu really has leisure and elegance."

Ao Zongxiu couldn't argue with anything.

For the sake of Mrs. Hu's pregnancy, the three of them went to his house to look for him in person, fearing that Mrs. Hu would panic and Mrs. Hu would be nervous, so they didn't show their bodies.

When Hu Laoba was lying down and taking a nap, An Ni and Ao Zongxiu both looked at Hu Laoba's stomach.

An Ni nodded and said, "It's amazing."

Li Li couldn't see anything, so he was anxious: "What's wrong?"

An Ni pointed: "The lotus seed shell of the birth lotus has turned into a uterus, so it shouldn't be a problem for the fetus to grow well."

Ao Zongxiu said: "The problem is how to give birth to the child."

An Ni found it difficult, thought for a while and said: "There are many creatures in this world that are hermaphrodites, and males and males can also give birth to offspring. Maybe we can learn some experience from them."

Ao Zongxiu pondered, and said: "The mermaids of the South China Sea are hermaphrodites, but they are only like this when they are young, and their sexes have been distinct since they grew up."

Li Li was already embarrassed by this matter, and even more so, he would not feel inferior. Now when he heard the familiar words, he hurriedly introduced himself: "I! I—"

An Ni was surprised: "Are you also androgynous?"

Li Li finally straightened his tongue excitedly: "I know a South Sea shark named Le Shui, call him here?"

Boss Ao Zongxiu was not happy: "There are so many mermaids in the South China Sea, and he is not necessary. If you want to call, why don't you call the head of the mermaid clan?"

Li Li complained for Le Shui: "Le Shui is very powerful, and he is well-informed and understands everything. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be able to transform into a dragon."

Li Li praised everyone with this tone?

Ao Zongxiu asked unbalancedly: "Then who is stronger, me or him?"

Li Li thought about it seriously, and said sincerely: "It's hard to compare."

Ao Zongxiu hummed.

An Ni saw them arguing, so she said decisively: "Let's call Li Li's friends. The more familiar you are, the easier it is to discuss this matter."

Ao Zongxiu looked at Li Li: "Okay, you can call him here."

Li Li froze for a moment: "What's my name?"

Ao Zongxiu didn't speak, and pretended to study Hu Laoba.