This dragon has facial paralysis

When Ao Zongxiu covered Li Li's eyes, he could see Li Li's heart at a glance.

Ao Zongxiu said, "Li Li, I am half a head taller than you."

Li Li didn't believe it: "I feel the same."

"Touch it." Ao Zongxiu pulled his hand, touched the top of his own head, and moved to the side, it was Ao Zongxiu's nose.

But Li Li said, "Stand on tiptoe, right?" He looked down at his feet, and if he lowered his head, the measurement would be inaccurate.

Keeping your head straight, you can't see if Ao Zongxiu is standing on tiptoe; looking at your feet, you can't measure them accurately, it's really an unobservable height.

Ao Zongxiu snorted, waved his hand, and pulled a water curtain in front of the two of them, purely for looking in the mirror.The two stood side by side.

Ao Zongxiu: "So what else do you have to say?"

Li Li really said: "It looks like you are taller, but that's because your bead crown looks taller."

Ao Zongxiu was so angry that he took off his beaded crown, and his black hair fell down like a cloud, triumphantly.

Li Li stared at the water mirror and murmured: "Prince Zongjiu, you look like a woman in this way."

Ao Zongxiu glared at Li Li angrily.

Li Li changed his words: "I was wrong, I mean you are as good-looking as a woman, no, you are more beautiful than all women."

Ao Zongxiu was not comforted, and went back to the room angrily. After thinking about it, Li Li gagged, and in the end he still couldn't decide who was taller.

Ao Zongxiu scolded: "It looks innocent, but I didn't expect it to be bad."

Li Li followed to the backyard and stopped by the tree. The bright yellow fruit the size of a fist had grown to the size of a washbasin, hanging heavily from the branches. It was black and red in color, as if it was about to be ripe .

Li Li counted, there were ten in total; when he knocked, there was a muffled bang, bang, and the shell was thick and hard.

Li Li asked curiously: "Prince Zongjiu, what kind of fruit tree did you turn into? Can you eat it? When will you eat it? Can you knock your teeth?"

Ao Zongxiu rushed out of the room, slammed the door loudly, and shouted: "I said, I didn't change! I didn't change! I didn't change! I'm going to be mad at you sooner or later."

Click, click, click.

There are several large fruits that have cracked a few slits.Li Li said reproachfully: "Look at you, your voice is so loud that it frightens the fruits you plant."

Ao Zongxiu looked up to the sky and sighed, accepting his fate.

Li Li looked in through the cracked gap, but couldn't see anything, so he had to give up.

Two days later, Li Li suddenly heard the sound of a heavy object falling, and hurried back to the backyard with Ao Zongxiu.

A fruit on the tree was finally ripe, and fell to the ground, breaking into several petals.

There is no pulp inside, but a handful of small living creatures unexpectedly drilled out, humming and screaming, digging into the soil.

It turned out to be a small and exquisite pink pocket pig.

Li Li said in surprise: "Prince Zong Jiu, you are too powerful!"

Ao Zongxiu was full of helplessness, but he was also very curious about the little piglets growing on the tree. When he walked over to look at it, a few more fell down one after another, and all of them without exception came out of pink piglets.

Li Li reached out to touch it, and the little piggy snorted, raised his head high, and seemed to enjoy it.

Ao Zongxiu also went to touch to see what it was, and the little piggy ran away with a crash.

Li Li smiled: "Look, who told you to always yell at them."

Ao Zongxiu was puzzled: "It doesn't look like a ghost, how could a pig grow on a tree?"

Li Li hugged the little pigs in his arms, and the little pigs rolled around like a few pink hydrangeas, so cute Li Li touched them and said, "You must have changed from somewhere else, come on, Call him Daddy." He carried the little pig to Ao Zongxiu to recognize his relatives.

Ao Zongxiu had blue veins on his forehead.

After a while, all ten fruits on the tree fell to the ground and turned into ten little pigs.

Li Li asked them to stand in line and named them: "Your name is Xiaoyi, your name is Xiaoer..." He called Xiaoshi neatly.

Ao Zongxiu heard that this was exactly the same naming method as his Donghai brothers, he hesitated to speak.

There are a lot of living things in the temple, and Li Li's life focus has shifted, and he is busy raising pigs every day.

I made a solid nest for ten piglets, protected from wind and rain, and they were fed with delicious food and drink. From rice to cabbage, the nutrition was very balanced.

Even after many days passed, the little pig never grew up.

When Li Li was obsessed with raising pigs, a small incident happened in Yu Qiucheng.

Chen Luoyan, the second miss of the Chen family, left home after leaving a letter.

The letter said that she had found a lover who could stay with her forever, but her parents would definitely not agree, and she would be ridiculed by the world, so she simply left and lived in a place where no one knew her.

Master Chen cried very sadly, scolding his silly daughter, no matter whether the person she is looking for is good or bad, as long as she really likes them, how could they disagree!

Compared with the discussion caused by Chen Luoyan's running away from home, the disappearance of another person did not cause any waves.

The old lady of the Hu family got up early in the morning, only saw the rice porridge still hot in the pot, but didn't see Ruan Qingmei, she only scolded her and didn't know where to be lazy.

Bring porridge to Mr. Hu.

Hu Laoba got better these days, so he went to the stall, but seeing the white pork and smelling the smell of meat, he couldn't help but want to vomit.

As soon as he vomited, how could anyone buy his pork with disgust?

The business couldn't be done, Hu Laoba simply went home to recuperate, but the illness still didn't get better, and his stomach swelled up day by day.

Mrs. Hu was talking about not making money without doing business, and about why Miss Chen didn't come to see them.

Hu Laoba heard his ears callused, so he sent his old lady: "Go and find a doctor for me, this stomach doesn't look fat, I suspect there is a pimple in it, if it grows any longer, it will burst the stomach !"

Mrs. Hu wanted to ask Ruan Qingmei to go, but she couldn't wait for anyone, so she dragged her legs and called Lang Zhong.

The doctor came, checked Hu Laoba's pulse, immediately frowned, asked about symptoms, and shook his head while wondering.

Hu Laoba's expression changed: "Doctor, can I still be saved?"

The doctor didn't know what to say, he hesitated and said, "This pulse doesn't look like a disease, but rather happy..."

Before Mr. Hu could react, Mrs. Hu snatched the money that was just given, and cursed: "The man will still be happy? Who are you fooling! Quack doctors!"

I got scolded and walked away.

Mrs. Hu went to invite the doctor in Guidefang in the south of the city.

Unexpectedly, the doctor said in puzzlement, "Why does it look like a happy pulse?"

Mrs. Hu got back the consultation fee again and drove the man away.

After inviting four or five doctors in a row, but with the same argument, Mrs. Hu also invited four or five doctors to see a doctor for free, yelling: "The world is going down, now anyone can treat illnesses and save lives."

Hu Laoba gradually fell silent, and unconsciously rested his hands on his round and hairy belly.

Suddenly, something in his stomach kicked him, and Mrs. Hu straightened up with an oops, and said to Mrs. Hu without crying: "My mother, I may really be pregnant!"

Mrs. Hu said he was sick and confused.

Hu Laoba said with tears in his voice: "Come and listen! Listen!"

Mrs. Hu lay on her son's stomach, and was dumbfounded when she heard the fetal movement.

Thinking about Hu Laoba's vomiting, fatigue, and swollen legs these days, isn't it exactly the same as when she was pregnant!

It's just that the son is a man, and he has never thought of it.

Mrs. Hu was speechless, her eyes were wide open.

The two looked at each other, dumbfounded.

"What...how about this?" Mrs. Hu said, "Could it be that you have always been a girl?"

Hu Laoba said angrily: "I'm a man and a woman, I don't know!"

"Then why are you pregnant?"

Hu Laoba was also at a loss: "Let's invite the doctor back and have a look."

Mrs. Hu hurriedly went to invite her, but all the doctors thought Mrs. Hu's speech was unpleasant and refused to go. Only the man from Guidefang was very curious about the man's pregnancy, so he pretended to put it off and went.

The doctor said: "It is the only man in the world who is pregnant. Do you want to abort it or give birth?"

"Of course it's destroyed!" Granny Hu shouted, "What does it look like for a man to give birth to a baby? He will be strangled like a monster!"

"Alright then, I'll prescribe you an abortion pill," said the doctor.

Hu Laoba was silent for a while, but said: "This is also a doll, do you really want to destroy it?"

Mrs. Hu said: "Don't destroy it and keep it as a joke?"

"But mother, haven't you always wanted to talk about having a grandson?"

"I want Qingmei to give me a grandson!"

"Qing Mei gave birth to your grandson, but mine didn't give birth?"

Mrs. Hu vented her anger, not knowing what to say.

The doctor asked: "Then you want to stay?"

Hu Laoba stopped talking, how can a man give birth to a child in the world?

He was also afraid, and thought to himself, such a small child has not yet grown up, and is not as human as a pig, so get rid of it quickly.

But when he touched his belly, he felt a strange feeling, it was a life connected with his flesh and blood.When the doctor mentioned abortion just now, he felt the child in his stomach kicking him in fear, as if begging him not to kill him.

Hu Laoba's heart suddenly softened.

Seeing that they were silent, the doctor said, "Well, I'll prescribe you some anti-fetal medicine first. Come to me after you have decided whether to stay or give up, but you have to do it as soon as possible. Once the fetus grows up, it will be bad." It’s gone. As for me, I suggest that it’s better to hit it, even if you keep it, you’ll have nowhere to live, don’t kill two people..."

After the doctor left, Mrs. Hu sat at the foot of the bed with tears in her eyes and cried: "Why did such a strange thing happen in our house? If people find out, they will burn you to death as a monster. After a pause, Mrs. Hu shot again. Bed board: "These days, strange things have happened in Yuqiu city one after another, it must be that the sky is about to change! "

Hu Laoba subconsciously asked: "Is there anything else strange?"

Mrs. Hu told all about the bandit who was inspired by the Dragon God to correct his evil ways and Sun Gongzi. Is this because she heard someone talking about the Dragon God when she went out to invite the doctor?

Hu Laoba's heart fluttered, and he remembered that not long ago he carried half a pig's head to worship the Dragon King Temple.Counting the days again, it seems that within a few days after the worship, there was movement in the stomach.

Hu Laoba's eyes lit up.

After such a toss, in the evening, both of them were so hungry that their stomachs were screaming.

Mrs. Hu scolded Qingmei for her death, so she had to cook by herself, opened the rice tank, and found a small package, which actually contained 100 taels of silver, which was many times more than Qingmei's original selling price!

Mrs. Hu was overjoyed, wondering if Qingmei ran away as a concubine for a rich family?

But firstly, he had a lot of money, and secondly, he was worried about Hu Laoba's pregnancy, so he no longer cared about Ruan Qingmei, and did not report to the official.

In the huge city of Yuqiu, no third person knew that Ruan Qingmei was gone.