When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

Tan Yan could feel his face sticking to a strange place.

After living for more than 20 years, he has never been so embarrassed as he is today.

Chi Yu has lived for more than 20 years, and has never seen such a strange thing.

"How long are you going to lie down?! Get out of here!"

Tan Yan looked up subconsciously.

It never occurred to him that even a slight movement now would be a kind of torture to someone.

Chi Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and raised her foot to kick him away.

It's just that this kick couldn't go down, because Tan Yan had already been helped up by Hong Ying, who was quick to see the situation.

Tan Yan patted his heart with lingering fear.

This guy is really good at walking, if it wasn't for his Hongying's quick hands and feet, he would probably be crippled by now.

Tan Yan felt that he was really wronged, and the dog emperor was really a scumbag:

"I didn't do it on purpose, I was injured all over, and you still kicked me!"

Chi Yu's eyes were no longer as simple as wanting to kill someone, he wished that Ling Chi could directly execute this woman.

The queen mother hurriedly got off the bed, came to the two of them, and persuaded them kindly: "Chi Yu, you are really, Xueyan hurt her body, you should take pity on her."

Seeing the queen mother speak for him, Tan Yan's shoulders, which had been shrunk by the emperor's eyes, straightened again.

The queen mother continued to persuade: "You two are husband and wife, you should support each other and love each other. Chi Yu, Xueyan is the jewel in the palm of your eye, even if you hit someone, you can't hit her!"

For some reason, Tan Yan noticed that when the Empress Dowager mentioned the word "talking", the emperor's face turned cold again.

Could it be that the father of his body is at odds with the emperor?

Sure enough, the emperor had no good words as soon as he opened his mouth: "If I had known that the daughter of the prime minister was so shameless, I shouldn't have married into the palace!"

shameless?I don't like to hear that.

How dare you call me shameless, a beast of the ten daughters of the night? !

Tan Yan rolled his eyes, and whispered: "I don't know shame? Who said that I was the tenth daughter of Yeyu, and who repeatedly tormented me last night?!"

Although the voice was lowered, the people around were not deaf, so they could hear clearly.

Feeling the guillotine-like eyes of the emperor, Tan Yan hurriedly moved two steps back, next to the queen mother.

The queen mother patted Tan Yan's arm, and said to the emperor reproachfully: "Look at you scaring the queen, it's not because you said stupid things first. What's wrong with her aggrieved words?"

Hearing this, the emperor smiled instead of anger, and asked Tan Yan: "Does the queen also feel wronged?"

That smile is so pervasive...

Tan Yan had a strong desire to survive, so he shook his head and answered, "No wrong, no wrong!"

A grievance is of course a grievance, but the baby is suffering in his heart, and the baby can't say it.

The emperor smiled even more: "Then let's play something new tonight."

Tan Yan was immediately stunned, what the hell?what tonight

Chi Yu ignored his mood, turned around and was about to leave the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

The queen mother hurriedly stopped the person: "Emperor, the breakfast hasn't been served yet, so we can go when we don't have to?"

Chi Yu said coldly: "I can't bear the things in the Hall of Mental Cultivation."

After that, he walked out quickly.

The concubine who was waiting outside the door saw him and followed him again and again to send him out respectfully.

Ying Fu, who was waiting by the chariot, was surprised to see that Chi Yu had come out so quickly: "Your Majesty, why did you..."

Chi Yu's expression was forbearing and gloomy, and he said in a low voice, "We'll talk in the car."

Yingfu's eyebrows twitched, he has served His Majesty for more than ten years, and he is the best at trying to figure out the Sacred Heart.

The problem can be seen at a glance.

He hurriedly waved to the bearers and personal guards: "Get up the sedan chair and go back to Chenhuan Palace!"

Seeing the emperor getting into the chariot, Yingfu hurriedly followed, and quietly took out a small box from his sleeve.

Every time I see His Majesty showing such a disgusted expression, it must be some empress who deliberately wants to get close to His Majesty.

As everyone knows, His Majesty can't touch them at all.

Chi Yu took the box, took out the small pills inside and swallowed it quickly, frowning tightly, as if it was difficult to swallow.

Even after taking the medicine, he still felt the pain engraved in his bones, like maggots on the tarsus, which could not go away.

He hadn't taken the pill for a long time.

This woman, Tan Xueyan, only came to the palace for two days, and she let him eat two!

Very well, he wrote down this account!

Ying Fu asked in a low voice: "Which empress is so reckless this time?"

Chi Yu threw the empty box back to him, and said in a deep voice, "Queen."

Ying Fu paused, and said: "The empress has just entered the palace, and she hasn't had time to familiarize herself with many of the rules. After a long time, she will no longer provoke His Majesty. Your Majesty can't hurt your peace with your empress."

Chi Yu glanced at him: "You were bought by Tan Wendian? Start talking for his daughter."

Ying Fu grinned: "Your Majesty has wronged this servant, but he just thinks that since he is willing to send the empress to the palace, he must also want to be with His Majesty..."

"Tan Wendian, that old fox, married his first daughter to Xie's family and his second daughter to the palace. Everyone thought he was an idiot, trying to please both sides, hehe..." Chi Yu sneered, and glanced at Yingfu: "Don't think that I don't know about your little tricks."

Yingfu laughed awkwardly, and took out two purses from his bosom.

It was the night of the emperor's wedding last night that Hongying stuffed it for him outside Qifeng Palace.

"Your Majesty, all the servants are left alone, none of them have moved."

Chi Yu said indifferently: "Keep it for yourself, I still don't like these things. You go and announce the texts in the palace."

Yingfu was surprised: "At this time?"

The emperor and empress are newly married and amnesty for three days.At the same time, all the officials also rested and returned home.

These three days are to make the empress feel affectionate and enhance the relationship.

The emperor suddenly summoned the queen's father in the early morning of the second day of the wedding. Isn't that telling all the officials that the queen has lost her virtue?

"What?" Chi Yu asked back.

Ying Fu didn't dare to answer, because His Majesty never allowed anyone to comment on his decisions.

Chi Yu sneered: "Since his daughter is not happy for me, I will make his whole family unhappy."

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Ever since Chi Yu left the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the atmosphere at the scene has changed instantly.

Because Tan Yan was injured, the Empress Dowager was sympathetic and allowed him to lean on the small couch to receive the concubine's audience.

This group of women who hadn't dared to show their spirits just now showed their prototypes in an instant.

After all, they are all girls in their teens and 20s, just at the age of youth and vigor.

One by one, they began to report their families, and after introducing themselves, they would also present gifts.

Tan Yan was surrounded by the spring scenery of the garden, and the ladies and sisters were more beautiful than each other, as if they were in a fairyland.

There is a feeling of reaching the peak of the world in an instant.

Especially Concubine De among the three concubines, who looks like an orchid in an empty valley, is very gentle and pleasant, and is especially caring and warm to him.

He even took the initiative to hold his hand and said a lot.

It's so beautiful that it makes people feel like they're in heaven. It seems that this harem is not as intriguing as in the TV series, it's quite harmonious!

Can't help secretly sighing that Chi Yu, this stupid gentleman, really enjoys the blessings, unexpectedly recruiting so many beauties.

It's a pity that he can see but not touch these beauties, which makes his heart ache.

But it still didn't prevent him from teasing and flirting.

At this time, concubine Yao stepped forward to offer a gift.

"Concubine Yao has met the empress."

Tan Yan's eyes lit up, the little fairy Loliyin is here!

Others will report their families, where they are from, how old they are, which palace they live in...

The Yao concubine only said a word of greetings, and then stopped talking, it seems that she has a deep resentment towards him.

Tan Yan coughed lightly, and said with a stern face: "Concubine Yao, you seem to have a problem with me?"

Concubine Yao pouted, unwillingly said: "No."

Tan Yan put on a show, and said very unscrupulously: "Last night, I was tormented by His Majesty and my whole body hurts. Come and give me a pinch."

This is definitely showing off!Concubine Yao was so angry that she wanted to stamp her feet.

And she grew up so big that she was only pinched by her parents.

Apart from His Majesty, she has never served anyone!

Tan Yan pointed to his shoulder: "Let's pinch here first."

Seeing her angry look made her feel very comfortable.It will definitely be more comfortable when you pinch your shoulders later.

Concubine Yao had never been so angry before, she was about to refuse immediately.But he was stopped by the people next to him.

This person was the tall and beautiful Concubine Xiao who had stopped Yao Concubine just now outside the main hall.

In the position of the harem, there is one empress and four concubines, and the noble concubine is the tallest among the four concubines.

According to Concubine Xiao Gui herself, she was the first woman to enter the harem.

When His Majesty was still the crown prince, she joined the harem as the crown princess.

This status is a bit embarrassing. The crown princess was promoted to noble concubine, but was not able to be made queen.

After so many years of professional management in the harem, suddenly the queen descended from the sky and took away her rights. I must feel uncomfortable.

As expected of Concubine Xiao, who has been in management for many years, she has the temperament of a patriarch, and her appearance is also that of a flamboyant and capable royal sister.

She saluted Tan Yan and apologized: "Empress Empress, Concubine Yao is young and doesn't know the severity, why don't I give you a pinch for you."

Tan Yan also admires this attitude of advancing and retreating in a manner that is neither humble nor overbearing.

I can't help but make another note to the scumbag in my heart, look, it's really a waste to put such a talent in the harem.

When Concubine Yao saw the best concubine sister petitioning for her, she immediately became anxious.

She never knew how to hide her emotions, so she glared at Tan Yan a few times as a matter of course: "Sister Xiao, you are a noble concubine, how could you do such a thing, I will go by myself!"

Tan Yan couldn't help being amused, isn't this temperament too simple?

No matter how harmonious the harem is, it is still a place where a group of women gather together.

Don't they all say that there are three women in one drama? If you look around, there are at least twenty or thirty.

Just when Tan Yan was about to ask Concubine Yao to pinch her shoulders.

The Empress Dowager's maid of honor came to spread the word that breakfast was ready, and asked all the empresses to go and eat.

Oh, the shoulder pinching service for beautiful women has been ruined.

Tan Yan was slightly lost.

Concubine Yao raised her chin proudly, bid farewell to Tan Yan cheerfully, and took Concubine Xiao away.

Tan Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to ask Hongying to help him get down to the ground.

But Hongying supported him and didn't let him go.

Tan Yan turned sideways slightly, wondering: "What's wrong?"

Hongying blinked anxiously at him, but seeing that he didn't respond, she could only lean into her ear and say, "Your Majesty, Feng Yin!"

Phoenix seal?what is that?

Seeing his blank face, Hongying became even more anxious: "The great seal of power in the harem, why have you forgotten, my lord? You must take the initiative to ask the queen mother to ask for it. The Xiao family never dealt with our Tan family, so it will not be easy For you!"

I go!The amount of information is a bit large, why didn't you say it earlier.

Fortunately, I even praised the Empress Dowager for her kindness, but I didn't expect her to be a smiling tiger.

Co-author of what the old lady just pretended in front of me?Wasn't my previous behavior very stupid?

The author has something to say: Emperor: There are so many beauties in the harem, I can only look at them but not touch them.

Tan Yan: Me too, it hurts so much.

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Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

Something delayed today, the update is late, sorry!