When a straight man dresses up as a harem heroine

After being helped by Hongying to the vanity mirror, Tan Yan was able to finally see the appearance of this body clearly.

It's so pretty, but the eyebrows and eyes are too high and cold.

And stayed up all night, a little haggard.

But I can't help but be young and have a good foundation.

Even with a chicken nest head, this heaven-defying appearance can still be crowned as the most shining princess in the family of Shamate's funeral!

princess?There seems to be something wrong.

Tan Yan couldn't help holding his face, pinching it again and again.

and many more……

There is no Adam's apple in the neck?

Even if I touched it several times with my fingertips, it was smooth.

This body is at least fifteen or sixteen years old, and it is the time when a boy begins to show physical characteristics.

Could it be that the development is slow?

This body is indeed very slender, but no matter how girly it looks, the core still has a handle.

I remember Hongying said, who is the father of this body.

It is by no means ordinary people to pay homage to the prime minister.

How can this kind of person be so confused that sending a man into the palace to be a queen, isn't he afraid of killing the nine clans?

He thought about this question several times last night.

But he has just passed through, and he is unfamiliar with the place, and it is hard to save his life, let alone explore the secret behind it.

"Your Majesty, are you satisfied with this makeup look?" Hongying asked as she put down the compact.

Tan Yan knows nothing about makeup.

But this face is pretty, and the headdress on the sideburns is also exquisite and luxurious, which is very pleasing to the eye anyway.

"nice."

Hongying was praised, and she showed a smile: "Your Majesty is already waiting for you outside, and this servant will help you there."

Tan Yan's back hurts just thinking about that pervert.

Walking like an old woman on crutches, hunched over, very miserable.

As soon as he went out, he saw the fellow sitting on the chariot with his eyes closed, looking very contented.

Tan Yan greeted his immediate family members one by one in his heart.

With Hongying's support, Tan Yan tremblingly climbed onto the chariot and sat on the empty seat on the right.

During the whole process, the emperor waved his hand casually without even raising his eyelids, and the accompanying eunuch shouted: "Get up the sedan chair!"

Tan Yan didn't understand how much this guy didn't like him as a queen.

If you don't like an emperor, don't marry him. Who else dares to force you?

If it's annoying to even look at it, why marry her to be a queen? Could it be that you're insane?

Tan Yan curled his lips and couldn't help leaning over to see if there was really something wrong with this person's mind.

Tsk tsk, these thin lips, this high nose bridge, these long eyelashes...

As the saying goes, handsome men are definitely bad, and this guy is right.

What's more, the scum broke the table, the scum broke the sky, and the scum made people and gods angry!

Tan Yan grinned at the sight, and arranged and combined all the derogatory words that could be used in his mind, but it still didn't work.

"Slightly slightly..." Tan Yan stuck out his tongue soundlessly, and at the same time made a very contemptuous grimace.

Suddenly, the person opposite opened his eyes.

Still sticking out his tongue, Tan Yan wrinkled his facial features and made a grimace: "..."

This is so embarrassing.

There was a sneer on the corner of the man's mouth, and his expression should not be too sarcastic.

Tan Yan withdrew his tongue, turned his face away, and sat upright, pretending that nothing happened just now.

My hypnotism has won a national first-level certificate: I have never done anything, nothing happened just now, everything is an illusion...

"Very ugly."

Hateful, the hypnotism was interrupted!

Tan Yan rolled his eyes in his heart.This man is not only perverted, but also blind.

Although his face is very girly now, but his face value is nothing to say, making a funny face is so cute, how dare you call him ugly?

It is estimated that the imperial physician in this palace is not good at ophthalmology.

For the rest of the journey, Tan Yan could only watch his heart, not even daring to turn his head.

Fortunately, Qifeng Palace is not far from the Hall of Mental Cultivation where the Empress Dowager lives, and it takes only half an hour.

As a result, as soon as the sedan chair stopped at the gate of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, a large group of beauties poured out, standing on both sides and kneeling down.

"The concubine greets His Majesty, the Empress Empress..."

Lying, lying, lying!So many beauties!

Looking from a distance, the eyes are full of colorful and beautiful.

Tan Yan looked at the man beside him in shock, and the jealousy and envy in his heart erupted like a volcano.

This is too sexually blessed!

It's so cool to be an emperor!

It's just that the guy next to him is expressionless and even a little impatient.

Tan Yan was speechless, what a shameful face he was putting on, he really didn't know the blessings in the midst of blessings.

These beauties did not seem to exist in the eyes of the man.

Without looking sideways, he passed through layers of clouds of fat and powder, and walked straight inside.

Hongying beside the chariot quickly helped Tan Yan up and followed.

At the same time, there were two accompanying nuns following her.

The emperor walked very fast, and Tan Yan had a leg injury and a back injury, how could he keep up with him.

Accidentally sprained his ankle again, and even dodged his waist.

"Ouch, my waist..."

With this cry, all the concubines raised their heads suddenly, their eyes looked like X-rays.

Frowning in pain, Tan Yan, who held his waist with one hand, scanned it from beginning to end.

Curious, jealous, angry, speculative, sarcastic...the list goes on.

But what's more, it's the kind of subtle eyes that can only be understood but can't be expressed in words, which makes Tan Yan, an old driver who has been in various online disks, instantly startled.

Could it be that they were thinking that he and that pervert last night...

Really not, ladies and sisters, don't get me wrong, there was nothing last night!

"Your Majesty, be careful, is your waist okay?" Hongying supported his shoulder.

The two nuns behind him hurriedly rubbed Tan Yan's waist.

Tan Yan is furious, Hongying, you really don't know which pot to open and which pot to lift, do you have to emphasize this kind of thing at this time?

"Humph……"

A light, cold hum came into Tan Yan's ears.

He followed the prestige and saw that it was from a woman in a pink White House dress kneeling in front of him.

Almond-eyed oval face, pretty nose and cherry lips, crescent eyebrows lightly sweeping, skin white as snow.

Really like a little fairy who strayed into the world.

The little fairy pursed her mouth, wrinkled her nose, and her watery eyes were full of stubborn disdain.

This angry little expression is very cute.

Tan Yan was stunned for a moment, this is so fucking beautiful!

His heart is about to melt.

Seeing this, a long-faced nanny behind her leaned into Tan Yan's ear and said, "Ma'am, this is Concubine Yao, the daughter of Qin Yushi."

After finishing speaking, he bit his voice and added two words: "Second daughter."

A chubby nanny next to her also whispered to Tan Yan's ear: "This Yao concubine is very much loved by His Majesty, and she hates seeing other women being favored, she is very jealous."

Tan Yan's complexion immediately turned ugly, such a beautiful little fairy actually likes that scumbag.

Looking at her young age, she must have been brainwashed by a scumbag.

Heartache, what a waste of money!

Seeing Tan Yan's displeased expression, the two nuns thought he was dissatisfied with Concubine Yao.

Immediately straightened his back, and glared at Concubine Yao arrogantly.

Concubine Yao has been in the palace for more than a year, and because of her delicate and brutal personality and the indulgence of the emperor, she never knew how to write the word "grievance".

The mere two nuns dared to stare at her, and immediately ignited Xiaojiao's temper.

"How dare you stare at me? Look at me..."

Before concubine Yao could finish her sentence, a tall beauty next to her pinned her shoulders: "Yaoyao be careful!"

Then he apologized to Tan Yan with an apologetic face: "The empress forgive me, Yaoyao is young, she didn't mean to offend her."

Tan Yan considered himself a straight gentleman, so he didn't care about these things, and even smiled: "It's okay, it's okay...it's cute."

And the voice of the little fairy is a pure loli voice, sweet but not greasy, waxy but not sweet, it would be great if I could say a few more words.

It's a pity that his face is cold and iceberg, this smile and that "very cute" fall into other people's eyes with no deep meaning.

In this situation, is it just Ci Guoguo's disdain and ridicule?

The eyes of all the concubines suddenly ignited raging fire of gossip, and their eyes kept swinging on Tan Yan and Yao concubine.

When the emperor stepped half a foot into the lobby of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, he finally found that behind him was empty, without Tan Yan.

Turning around, I just saw him stop in front of Concubine Yao.

"Where are you still doing?!"

Tan Yan regained consciousness, what are you doing?I can't say that I want to admire your woman more...

Wait, why does it feel like being raped?

Thinking about it is a little exciting.

The emperor's scolding made everyone close their eyes and eyebrows in fright, and kneel down obediently.

Tan Yan could only bid farewell to Zhongmei with regret, and followed in.

The high hall of the Hall of Mental Cultivation is only up.

With gray hair on the temples, the graceful and luxurious queen mother was leaning on the couch with a smile.

After entering the Hall of Mental Cultivation, one had to salute the queen mother, so Hongying and the two nuns could only retreat to one side.

Tan Yan could only support his waist alone, and moved over step by step.

Seeing this, the Empress Dowager couldn't help worrying: "Oh, what's wrong with Xueyan? But where is it hurt?"

Snow geese?Could it be that the name of his body is Xueyan?

Tan Yan's first impression of the Queen Mother was quite good.

The old lady was kind, smiling, and caring about his body.

Just as Tan Yan wanted to reply with a polite word, he heard the emperor next to him speak lazily:

"It's not that the Empress Dowager doesn't know that I'm in the prime of life, and I have to marry ten daughters every night. This daughter is so dry that she doesn't have a few pieces of meat, so she really doesn't have to worry about it."

The queen mother was so angry that her face turned red and then pale, she pointed at him with trembling fingers and cursed: "Chi Yu! You, you, stop talking nonsense! It's not proper, it's not proper!"

Tan Yan was so shocked that he could stuff an egg into his mouth, and his eyes fell on the emperor involuntarily.

Dude, you can do it, ten in one night!Really not bragging?

Feeling the coolness on the top of his head, Tan Yan raised his head and met his cold eyes.

The murderous aura is fierce and terrifying.

Tan Yan was so frightened that he couldn't help taking a step back, and subconsciously swallowed his saliva.

As soon as he swallowed it, the face on the other side suddenly turned dark, darker than the bottom of the pot.

As soon as Tan Yan thought about it, he immediately thought of it. This is a big misunderstanding.

I did not mean that!Believe me!I also have your stuff, how could I covet you!

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, but it was the Empress Dowager who broke the silence first: "Since Xueyan is not feeling well, there is no need to salute and greet her. Come and see the seats and tea."

Ma'am, you are so kind!

Tan Yan praised the queen mother in his heart, and quickly supported his waist to stay away from this scumbag.

In the end, without anyone to support him, he was a driver who lost his steering wheel.

Especially before he had time to adapt to the shoes and skirts of ancient women, he accidentally stepped on the corner of the skirt again: "Ahhhh..."

The tragedy of last night was repeated again.

"What are you doing! Get out of here!" The emperor quickly stepped back in anger.

I don't want to either!I did not do it on purpose!Don't hide!

If he was injured again, he would be disabled. Tan Yan subconsciously opened his hands to grab something.

puff-

Both of them fell to the ground, and Tan Yan's face was pressed against someone's somewhere.

The author has something to say: This is to correct His Majesty's reputation. Because of his childhood shadow, he has misogyny. After being touched by a woman, a red rash will appear on his body in physiological reaction.

So he hates touching women very much.

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