be the first to suffer

"I'm sorry bro, I'll pay attention to it in the future, but if you drink the milk when it's cold, you'll have diarrhea, so drink it while it's hot." The half glass of milk in Shi Rui's hand was handed over to Jian Shaoyang.

His fingers seemed to accidentally scratch Jian Shaoyang's palm.

Jian Shaoyang felt itchy as if he had been scalded, and suddenly pushed the milk back into Shi Rui's hand, "I'm not thirsty, put it on the table."

Brain Twitch, why did you pick it up?

But this push doesn’t matter, it’s probably too hard, half a cup of milk can be spilled out one-third, and then sprinkled on the “handle” of Shi Rui’s sweatpants, the off-white trousers turned into white after a while. dark color.

Extremely significant.

Jian Shaoyang: "..."

Fang Yuan: "..."

"Then I'll put it on the table first, don't forget to drink it." Shi Rui didn't seem to notice the milk stains on his crotch, obediently bypassed Fang Yuan and put the poor milk in the cup in front of the computer desk, looking away I saw Fang classmate sitting on the bed honestly, holding a book, reading it seriously and taking notes at the same time.

Like doing homework.

Maybe he is really a good student, probably because he thinks too much.

Then Shi Rui backed out gently as if he had never been here before.

Fang Yuan excitedly poked Jian Shaoyang's waist: "It's not tame, it's good? What else is there to be dissatisfied with?"

"You fucking know shit." He was deliberately trying to dissuade me, pretending to be the second in command in the family, "Pretend to be aggressive."

"However, I saw it." Fang Yuan said wretchedly.

Intuition is not a good thing, Jian Shaoyang's eyelids twitched, "What do you see?"

When Fang Yuan was looking up and down Shi Rui just now, he happened to see the milk spilling, and when he looked at Jian Shaoyang again, that guy couldn't help staring at Shi Rui's crotch.

"You were staring at someone's handle just now, did you miss it?" Xiao Xiao stared at the crotch cat.

"I'm the first one to fuck you, and I'll fuck you to death." Jian Shaoyang whispered.

Fang Yuan shook his head: "It doesn't feel as bad as you think. If Shi Rui really treats you badly, it's understandable for you to be sullen here, but I'll be offended if he looks down and is pleasing to the eye."

"You know shit."

It stands to reason that Shi Rui should be in his freshman year this year, but suddenly he went back to his third year of high school, which is the high school affiliated to S University and Jian Shaoyang's alma mater.

I heard that this person failed in the college entrance examination and failed to enter the ideal university.

Jian Shaoyang sneered in his heart, as long as he didn't get into Tsinghua University and Peking University, he could say that he had failed, and he pretended to be.

Small sample.

He took out Shi Rui's photo that was riddled with holes from under the pillow, and sneered.

Fang Yuan had goosebumps all over his back.

"Fang Yuan, my future happiness is in your hands, I hope you can find the right direction."

"Okay, who made us sisters, use your three-inch venomous tongue to kill him, that's right."

Until now, Fang Yuan has always been Jian Shaoyang's qualified dog-headed military adviser.

The following story is that this kid fell to the enemy's camp within a day after he fell in love with Shi Rui's good buddy Fang Zhen, and let himself go wild every minute.

But right now, he doesn't know Shi Rui's buddies yet, so he and Master Jian are still good best friends.

After the military adviser left, Jian Shaoyang always kept in mind: to beat him to death, use words, actions, and practice, magnify the harsh eyes and critical attitude a hundred times every minute, and perfectly interpret a mentally handicapped brother.

"Why is it millet porridge again? How many times have I said, don't mess with this thing, rice soup is better than this, what does it taste like when you drink it sticky?" Jian Shaoyang got angry, put down the bowl and went to pick up vegetables eat.

Lu Zhilan: "If you don't like drinking, get out."

"Who fried the dishes?" Jian Shaoyang asked.

"Damn it, I bought the green peppers and eggs." Shi Rui replied obediently.

Jian Shaoyang snorted coldly in his heart, what are you doing?What about taking credit?Thought I'd compliment you?

Naive.

"This scrambled egg with green peppers, didn't I say, I want to buy Chaotian peppers, the ones that are pointed, small and wrinkled, and dark in color, so that they are spicy." Jian Shaoyang took chopsticks and put them on the plate. Picking and picking, I pushed aside the broken eggs, put a piece of thick and smooth green pepper in my mouth, and tasted it.

Well, there is quite a lot of juice, the sweetness is comparable to that of a small apple, and it is not spicy at all.

"I'm sorry bro, I'm not very good at picking peppers..." Shi Rui put down his chopsticks, and didn't buy the dish that his brother liked, as if feeling guilty that he couldn't eat.

Today when I called Jian Shaoyang to get up, I found that the door was locked, and no one responded after knocking for a long time, Shi Rui always looked depressed.

"Stupid, look at the stalk of the chili pepper when you pick it. It's straight and not curly. Are you blind?" Jian Shaoyang raised his eyelids and glanced at Shi Rui who was about to bury his head in the bowl.

Look at him like this, a big guy so useless, it seems quite aggrieved.

Hahaha!

Kill him!

Jian Shaoyang was a little happy.