be the first to suffer

"Let's do this." Fang Yuan put his legs on the edge of the bed, "It's not in vain that you trust me so much. The military adviser, Mr. Fang, will give you three tricks today, and you can take notes."

Jane Brainless classmate frantically searched for a pen in the drawer, and then solemnly opened a new notebook.

Fang Gooutou said: "Open the first page and write."

"Ah."

"First strike is stronger."

"I know this, and I will suffer later."

"You don't need to write and then you will suffer."

"why?"

"It's obvious, don't you know how to answer jingles? Just write along a vertical line, five characters, this way the layout looks good."

"Oh." Jian Shaoyang wrote as he wrote, and felt that it made sense while writing, and he had to take the initiative to kill the opponent without leaving any traces. Jumping words, take a closer look: strike first and suffer.

Jian Shaoyang dropped the pen: "Fuck, I want to change to a new notebook."

"What are you doing? Seriously, just remember the three things." Fang Yuan took the notebook and crossed out the word "suffering" and wrote "Weiqiang" next to it.

crooked.

This typesetting seems very far-fetched.

"No." Jian Shaoyang looked at the book and pondered for a long time, "I think this is unlucky, and this kind of thing can't be ignored."

"It's almost done. You are a wizard and a crystal ball. Hurry up, open the next page and write."

Jian Shaoyang felt that he couldn't let it go, but Fang Yuan insisted, so he had no choice but to open the second page and start writing: "What are you writing?"

"One: Beat." Concise and clear.

"Fuck, are you sick? Didn't you say you can't be beaten?"

"Can you hold your breath!" Fang Yuan pinched out his anxious orchid fingers again: "Three points! You don't understand the three points I said? Sun Tzu's 36 tactics are divided into good and bad strategies. This is the first one, which is the worst strategy!"

"Okay, your Lanhua means you are right."

"Turn to the next page and write, two: hate."

"It makes sense to beat him to death. Is there any difference from beating him?"

Fang Yuan did not answer, but said: "The last one."

Jian Shaoyang turned another page, feeling a little excited and looking forward to it: "What?"

"Three: flirt."

"What?"

"tease."

"tease?"

"Foo, the one you usually flirt with."

"Flirtatious? Why? I don't flirt all the time, I do..."

"Okay, I know you have Wu Xisa's little hoof, so don't ask, just write."

After Jian Shaoyang finished writing, he flipped back and forth, "It feels like I didn't say anything."

"That's because you haven't grasped the essence. Take it here, and I'll summarize each one for you."

Jian Shaoyang handed over the notebook, and Fang Yuan wrote a lot, "Here, take a look."

[One: Beat.Defeat him physically, all kinds of moves are unexpected, static and soft, and you can use inhumane personal attacks on his descendants. 】

[Two: Resentment.Destroy him psychologically, use your unique sharp and sarcastic words to attack him brutally and inhumanly all the time, and be optimistic about your poisonous tongue. 】

[Three: tease.This is the best strategy of a clever plan, grasping the essence can win the commander in one fell swoop.It can be said to defeat him physically and mentally at the same time. Always remember to hide your strong and wild charm as a man, and remember to show him your weak, cute and pitiful side, and capture him with tenderness and sweetness. Every inch of body and mind is the deadliest when seductive is invisible. 】

"Fang Yuan, stop farting." Jian Shaoyang slammed the notebook on the table, "And your third rule, don't force the pussy side of your heart on me."

What are you teasing, I'm just trying to be flirty again, but does this have anything to do with driving him out!

Fang Yuan didn't take it seriously: "Each one is enough for you to drive him out of the house, but the consequences you need to bear are different."

"I agree with the second, which is my strength." After a while, Jian Shaoyang said again: "But now I have begun to wonder if I shouldn't target Shi Rui? My trouble comes from my mother's remarriage, so I will She is no longer her only baby, and my anger comes from the strange family that has completely invaded my home in a silent manner, and all of this is because my mother is going to remarry."

Maybe we should have a good talk with Lu Zhilan.

"No, no, no." Fang Yuan hurriedly waved his hands: "Look, you are ready to surrender before the enemy has launched an attack order. You must know that this is not the root cause. Your mother is still so young and has a temperament. Single, the key lies in the other party."

"kindness?"

"It's about whether the other party has brought an oil bottle of the same nature as yours. If your stepfather didn't have a son, or even a child, even if she was a daughter or brother, you wouldn't be so upset now."

"so……"

"So the root of your unhappiness lies in Shi Rui, that brother who is one year younger than you but one centimeter taller than you."

"……"you know too much.

"As for him, he has been calling your mother by your mother's name for six years while you are not paying attention. This is the hatred in your heart. It's a done deal. Marriage is inevitable. But for Shi Rui, a dove occupying a magpie's nest Behavior, you have to take the initiative, no matter what method you use, you must completely hold him in your hands, so that the mother is yours, and the stepfather is also yours. And the younger brother, you can let him eat shit at any time. "

"It sounds reasonable. I just think you are unreliable, so I retreated. In fact, I think you can try to think like a straight man. After all, Shi Rui and I are not gay."

"Then how do you know that he doesn't want to be gay anymore? Have you underestimated my third point? Let me tell you, men are all lower-body animals, and it's the right thing to please their souls. Once you hold him in your hands ..."

"Stop, stop, you're fucking out of your mind. I want to drive him away, not beg him to stay. What am I doing to curry favor with his life?"

"This is fucking strategy! You don't understand strategy? Drive him away? Unless your mother can't beat his father, what else can you do? Recruit!"

"No."

"In terms of explanation, to persuade the rebels to surrender, to appease, bribe and win him over, is the best strategy, understand?"

"No, then I don't need to..."

"It's called grabbing him."

"I don't fucking catch it."

"Brother, drink the milk, mom just warmed it up." The two were discussing in full swing, when Shi Rui suddenly pushed the door open and came in without even knocking.

"Fuck..." Jian Shaoyang looked at Fang Yuan with a blushing face, just now he was discussing about arresting his lifeblood, and this man just came in, is there still a little free space in the house!

"Don't know that you have to knock on the door to enter someone else's room?" Jane Mindless revealed her displeasure.

"I'm sorry brother, I will pay attention to it in the future, drinking cold milk will cause diarrhea, so drink it while it's hot." The half glass of milk in Shi Rui's hand was handed over to Jian Shaoyang.