be the first to suffer

In terms of consolation, Fang Zhen claims to be the second, and no one dares to be the first.

Fang Yuan didn't speak, Fang Zhen thought he was not good enough, so he slapped his butt again, and was about to release the second one, Fang Yuan grabbed him, "Don't."

Don't let it go, what will I do to comfort you if you fucking burst out shit.

Is it better than the digestive function of the stomach?

Fang Zhen showed joy, "Then you believe me?"

"..." Fang Yuan began to panic, maybe being able to fart is really something to be proud of? "It's... not good to fart all the time, is it?"

Fang Zhen refused, grabbed Fang Yuan's hand, pulled him over and pressed him to the side of the bed, and began to mutter, "Those who can't fart are all little fairies, they don't eat human fireworks, as long as they eat human fireworks, they can't do without it." Eating, drinking, lassing and farting, whole grains!"

Fang Yuan nodded, I understand the truth, but I feel that I shouldn't say it like this.

Moreover, I also want to be a little fairy...

"It's okay for me to put ten in a row, really." He asked for praise.

Fang Yuan: "..." Then aren't you fucking awesome?Do you want me to applaud you?

Could it be that if I didn't hold back my fart, should I follow a fart king in the future?It is already conceivable that after living together, Fang Zhen would call him over excitedly every time, and then put his head under the blanket to listen to the fart sound...

Who the hell guaranteed that you won't mention farting after meeting me... Is your seven-second memory a goldfish?

Hold……

This mother has become a poor wife before she is newly married.

In order not to embarrass Fang Yuan, Fang Zhen turned himself into a fart king. Fang Yuan was grateful to him from the bottom of his heart, but Fang Yuan felt that he would rather be a fart for the rest of his life...

"And this fart is good for..."

"Don't." Fang Yuanyuan interrupted Fang Zhen again, covering his mouth with his hand.

The breath from Fang Zhen's nostrils hit the back of Fang Yuan's hands, burning hot.

"Stop talking farts...can we have a good relationship?" Fang Yuan asked affectionately.

Fang Zhen's mouth was covered, his eyes slowly widened, and then he suddenly pulled Xia Lili's hand, and the other hand clasped Fang Yuan's neck, and raised his head to meet him.

Kiss.

Finally kissed.

Kissing in love, hugging the head and lingering, lasted for about 1 minute.

The two people kissed for no reason, but it was extremely cool.

Fang Yuan whimpered and struggled to push Fang Zhen away.

Fang Zhen licked his lips and asked expectantly: "How do you feel? The mint in your mouth smells sweet, it smells so good..."

"Can you feel the mint smell?" Fang Yuan asked, sniffling.

"sure."

"Why do I feel the smell of leeks?" Fang Yuan was puzzled.

"Well, I didn't eat enough at night. I bought a leek box at the entrance of the hospital and added two eggs. When I first made it, it burned my mouth. It's delicious..."

Fang Yuan didn't hear what Fang Zhen said, his mind was buzzing.

Fuck your peppermint first kiss.

Fuck your leek box!

Damn chewing gum, it should be thrown in the trash!

Let your other party look forward to it!

Let's have a snack!

"Yes, baby, let's post on Weibo to celebrate!" Fang Zhen was immersed in the joy of being in love, completely unaware of what Fang Yuan was crying and hesitating in his heart.

"How are you celebrating?" Fang Yuan asked.

Fang Zhen picked up the phone, "Send a selfie and take a group photo, hey, it's out of battery... use your phone?"

Fang Yuanyuan took out his mobile phone and suddenly shivered.

Weibo...

His Weibo is [Mensao's serious person], a friend of Fang Yuan...

Shi Rui didn't finish tossing at the police station until it was nearly two o'clock at night, and when he turned to leave, one of the girls ran out and grabbed Shi Rui's sleeve.

The girl asked timidly, "Are you hurt?"

Shi Rui's back and abdomen were scratched by the blade. Although it was not serious, he sweated too much, which made the wound a little painful now. Shi Rui gently retracted his sleeves and said impatiently, "No, you guys Go back and pay attention to safety, and go together."

"Well, thank you, Shi Rui!" the girl plucked up her courage and shouted.

Shi Rui turned around and waved his hands, signaling that they don't need to care.

It's so late, brother should go to bed.

Miss him so much.

This guy won't really go to sleep on the top bunk, will he?

He hasn't slept on the top bunk yet, what if he falls off and gets injured?

Come back home.

Shi Rui drove home, opened the door gently, entered the entrance and began to take off his coat. There were several scratches on the back of the coat, and the shirt was also stained with patches of deep red.

"Bah..." Gently took off all the tops, Shi Rui did not dare to turn on the light, and used the light of the mobile phone to find the medicine box, disinfectant, and gauze in the coffee table, and then bandaged it skillfully and simply.

He tiptoedly opened the bedroom door and found that the light was on...Jian Shaoyang was already asleep.

He slept on the bottom, with Shi Rui's pillow on his head, and Xia Liang's quilt between his legs, sleeping extremely insecure.

The upper bunk was still as messy as it was when I left.

The water in the glass is already empty.

Jian Shaoyang only took up a small space to sleep, Shi Rui gently turned off the light, and then slept on the other side of the bed.

As soon as Shi Rui lay down, he heard Jian Shaoyang turning over.

Jian Shaoyang asked in a daze: "... Shi Rui is back?"

"Well, go to sleep." Shi Rui reached out and patted Jian Shaoyang's back.

"Hmm..." I can finally sleep peacefully.

Jian Shaoyang woke up earlier than Shi Rui the next day.

Because Shi Rui had a fever.

There was blood-soaked gauze wrapped around his waist and abdomen, and he was still lying on the bed, and the bloody scratches on his back pierced his eyes...

"Fuck..." Jian Shaoyang was so frightened that he had a cerebral hemorrhage early in the morning, "Shi Rui...wake up, it's so hot..."

Shi Rui turned half over, "Brother is awake?"

"What are you doing here?"

With his crow's mouth, he thought that when Shi Rui was injured, he took care of him, and this damn person was injured in a blink of an eye.

A dream come true... Phew!

Shi Rui still got up and got out of bed neatly, and then went to the cabinet to get new clothes to wear, "It's okay, there was a little conflict in the store, and it has been resolved."

Jian Shaoyang got up and got out of bed to put on slippers, and asked him, "Why are you going?"

Shi Rui helped his head, "I don't feel well, maybe the wound is inflamed, I'll go to the hospital."

Jian Shaoyang was a little angry, he really regarded himself as a display.

"I'll accompany you." Jian Shaoyang grabbed his pants and put them on.

Shi Rui raised his head and smiled at Jian Shaoyang, probably meaning... I'm very happy.

Jian Shaoyang has a driver's license, but because he doesn't have a car, he has never practiced it. At this moment, his son Shi Rui is still a wounded person, thinking that the injury should not add to the injury, so the two of them took a taxi and sat in the back seat together.

"Aren't you and Fang Zhen in partnership? What about him?" Jian Shaoyang asked.

Why are you the only one injured.

Shi Rui shook his head, "I don't know, his phone is turned off."

Jian Shaoyang thought to himself, this guy is really irresponsible, handing over Fang Yuan to him can make people feel at ease.

Shi Rui turned on his phone to look, and suddenly saw a post, and said clearly, "He is with Fang Yuan."

"How do you know?" Jian Shaoyang turned his head to look at the screen of Shi Rui's phone, "Oh... so obvious."

Shi Rui logged on to his own Weibo account, and a message appeared on the front page that Fang Zhen had reposted Fang Yuan's Weibo.

The Weibo nicknames of the two were changed to a pair of nondescript couple names.

Fang Zhen is called [Fang Fart King], and Fang Yuan is called [Fang Fart Xiao Gongju].

This way of showing affection is really fucking eye-catching.