be the first to suffer

[Lao Tzu's mighty vibes: Room 1206, [-]th Floor, Shizhong District Hospital, hurry up]

[Mensao's serious man: He'll be there right away, in about 10 minutes. 】

Fang Zhen was very satisfied.

[Mensao's serious person: Also, you must remember...don't laugh at him about farting...and don't mention it...]

[Lao Tzu's mighty vibrancy: OK, I know what's in my heart, don't worry]

Fang Yuan hurriedly changed into new clothes, combed his hair, and before going out, he came back and took a box of chewing gum to chew on the road.

Just remember to keep your breath fresh at all times...

The first kiss hasn't been sent yet, I pray that the first time will be better...

Also, if you fart again, you will be single for the rest of your life... Fang Zhen will also be single for the rest of your life.

Fang Zhen is also quite sad. He has never been trampled on by Fang Yuan when he was injured in a fight.

Now Zheng is lying pitifully on the bed with his feet hanging, waiting for Fang Yuan to arrive.

When Shi Rui arrived at the store, it was already in chaos. Several security personnel on several shifts were still drunk at such an important time. Several crystal chandeliers on the top floor were smashed, and the scum was broken all over the floor. , a group of scantily clad women ran around in fright.

Fortunately, it's not the folk bar I like.

The bar that was smashed was different from the one in Folklore. It was not a very clean place, and all kinds of services were available... Even in the corridors, there might be people doing business at any time.

But because of this, there are a lot of people who make big profits and make troubles. Those who are drunk, those who fail in business negotiations, and those who are rejected when they strike up a conversation may fight at any time.

Shi Rui has encountered it more than once, but there has never been any injury before. Today's chandelier was smashed down by a group of troublemakers, and some people were injured. Shi Rui was a little worried, so he rushed over.

But Shi Rui didn't want to shake off his arms and beat people today, but the scene was too chaotic, and the two gangs who caused trouble at the beginning didn't start running around until the police arrived.

After catching a few people who took the lead in making trouble, Shi Rui followed him to the police station with all his injuries to record a statement and negotiate compensation. He kept trying to contact Fang Zhen in the middle, but he didn't expect that kid to turn off his phone immediately, and no one knew where he was. trace.

When Fang Yuan arrived at the hospital, he first went to the bathroom on the first floor to tidy up his appearance, then entered the elevator, and then combed his hair in front of the elevator's reflective mirror. Turn it around and lift it up. The thin belt pie on the trouser belt should be carefully aligned with the belly button, and the shirt should be flattened by hand without wrinkles.

By the time the equisquare principle found 1206, four and ten minutes had passed.

Xiao Fang took a deep breath and knocked on the door lightly.

"Please come in!" Fang Zhen was very angry, and people who hadn't seen Fang Yuan began to complain, "You are so slow."

"Uh...traffic jam..." Fang Yuan was slightly taken aback when he entered. He thought there would be many patients inside, but he didn't expect it to be a single room. There was only one Fang Zhen in a hospital gown, with one leg hanging high.

After that guy saw Fang Yuan, his two big white teeth bared very clearly.

Really broken?

He looks like a dragon and a tiger, and he feels that he is in a good state of mind.

"You are finally here." Fang Zhen struggled to sit up against the head of the bed, and stretched out his hand to Fang Yuan, looking like he wanted to hug him.

Fang didn't understand why, so he took a few steps forward.

There is only a seat next to Fang Zhen's hospital bed, pointing to it and asking, "I sit here?"

Fang Zhen patted his bed, "Come and sit here."

Still begging for a hug.

Fang Yuan showed embarrassment.

"Come here, I don't have the strength, you can't hear me if I speak softly." Fang Zhen begged.

When facing classmate Xiaofei, you must be ashamed.

But classmate Xiao Fang still sat on the chair shyly and cautiously. It's not good to go to bed right after entering the door... You have to do it step by step.

The main reason is that my stomach is still uncomfortable... I want to fart... Let's stay away from him.

"That... I heard... you have a broken bone."

Fang Zhen nodded proudly, "Yes!"

"..." Fang Yuan asked tentatively, "...that toe fracture...it shouldn't be a big deal, right?"

"How could it be all right!" Fang Zhen frowned and reached out to press the call button on the bedside.

Before Fang Yuan understood what was going on, a little nurse rushed over.

"Mr. Fang, do you feel uncomfortable again?" The nurse put the tray in her hand on the table, and wanted to reach out to touch Fang Zhen's forehead.

Fang Zhen opened her arm, "Hey, what are you doing, hurry up and tell this classmate about my situation."

The nurse looked confused, pointed at Fang Zhen's foot that was wrapped like a mummy, and began to babble, "Mr. Fang Zhen's toe fracture should reduce daily activities, and you can't walk with the affected foot for the time being. higher than the heart."

"This kind of fracture heals slowly, and the plaster can be removed one month after the treatment, but the foot is still not able to touch the ground. It takes two and a half months to three months after the treatment before the grounding exercise can be performed."

"You can't bear weight either, the degree of healing of the fracture still depends on the X-ray film..."

The nurse talked a lot, and Fang Yuan was dizzy.

My mother, such a rough man actually has to cultivate for two or three months... What kind of abuse did I do...

After successfully seeing the shocked expression on Fang Yuan's face, Fang Zhen waved to the nurse in satisfaction, "Okay, you can go, don't come to rounds at night."

Nurse: "..." Just for this?

Are the people in your single wards all rich enough to be insane?

Did you not talk about your illness?Be my museum commentator!

The beautiful little nurse slammed the door and left.

"You know it this time." Fang Zhen raised his chin and asked Fang why.

"I'm sorry..." Fang Yuanyuan felt particularly wronged... After all, it was because of a fart.

Fang Zhen panicked, "Hey, don't apologize... I didn't mean to..." I didn't want you to apologize... Seeing how pitiful I am, shouldn't you come and kiss me...

Oh, by the way, my dear Yuan Yuan may still be angry about farting at night.

"Principle, come here..." There were only the two of them in the ward, Fang Zhen suddenly waved to Fang Yuan in a low voice.

Fang Yuan's heart beat faster, why are you sneaking around?

Is this guy going to confess...

Fang Yuan stood up in a panic and walked towards Fang Zhen.

Fang Zhen leaned slightly on the bed, and said mysteriously, "Listen."

Fang Yuan was excited: "?"

Fang Zhen patted his butt, then let out a loud fart, looking extremely refreshed.

Fang Yuan: "..."

Shocked, unbelievable, heartbroken... indescribable.

come over……

listen……

listen to shit...

Fang Yuan felt that he would never love again.

"How is it? I'm better than you when it comes to farting. I can let out as many as I want anytime, anywhere." Fang Zhen was immersed in his unique skills that are different from ordinary people.

In terms of consolation, Fang Zhen claims to be the second, and no one dares to be the first.