Wang Fugui's Counterattack

20.

I suspect that Yan Qiuchi ordered the unlucky buff like me, or that there will be a special chemical reaction between me and him, and the final result is - unlucky!Very unlucky!Not ordinary bad luck!

Yan Qiuchi is a broom star, so come here to beat me!

Otherwise, how can we always run into accidents that are rare in a century?

When we were both ejected from the teleporter, I literally broke down.

And, why, every time I hit the ground on my face, I'm the only one?

I hate!

I vigorously wiped off the two lines of nosebleeds under my nose, and said, "Why, every time I land on my face?"

Yan Qiuchi saw the blood stains on my sleeve, curled his lips in disgust, and said, "Because you are cannon fodder."

I clutched my chest, which had been severely injured by his words, and pointed at him, trembling all the time: "You...you...you...you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Yan Qiuchi said impatiently: "Stop singing, the author will cry when he hears your singing, and the universe wants to commit suicide after hearing it."

Me: "... Oh."

I shut my mouth embarrassingly, this is the one hundred and eighth time I regret it, why did I reach an ulterior py deal with this person?

And someone like him can be the protagonist, why can't I?

I sat on the grass, sighed leisurely, looking at this familiar green prairie, I knew which world I was transported to again.

this!No!At once!yes!green!green!Grass!Original!!

21.

"Don't think I'm just a sheep...

The intelligence of sheep is unimaginable..."

I have no words to describe how I feel right now.

With two weird horns on my head, wearing a fluffy white coat and blue skate shoes, I stood among a group of elementary school students and sang.

The system is probably crazy, otherwise why would it assign me such a weird task?

The system sent me a letter, saying that the original Pleasant Goat stayed up late playing games and his butt was swollen by his mother, so he wanted to take a leave of absence for an episode and asked me to be him as a stand-in.

Excuse me, what is wrong with the system?I am an adult, and I am going to be a stand-in for a child who is less than 1.5 meters high. Do you think it is appropriate?ah?

"Pleasant Goat, Lazy Goat was captured by Big Big Wolf!" A little girl with a pink bow ran up to me, her eyes were wide open, and she had a smile on her face. It was impossible to tell that she was thinking about her companions. Worry about it.

"Okay, then let's go save him!" I imitated the tone of a child and said lively and innocently.

The girl tilted her head in doubt and said: "What's wrong with you, Pleasant Goat, why do you speak in such a disgusting tone, Lazy Goat eats too much, isn't it a celebration of being caught? Was it captured?"

I:"???"

Dare to love this fan is still a dark fairy tale?Is this fanfic author a devil?

Is the grass on the green grassland not enough for you to eat? If you want to treat Lazy Goat like this, what did Lazy Goat do wrong?

At my strong request, they still followed me on the road of the sheep into the wolf's den.

I still don't know where Yan Qiuchi went. I don't know if he got lost or what. We were walking well in the forest. After I received the mission, I was about to turn around and tell him, but when I turned around, he disappeared.

Alas, what a worry!Let's go find him after I finish the task.

Not long after our flock of sheep walked, we saw the dilapidated gray castle deep in the forest.A naughty-looking black-faced child pointed to the castle in front of me and said, "Pleasant Goat, Lazy Goat is inside, how can we save Lazy Goat?"

I recalled the plot in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, and found that I couldn’t remember anything. I blamed my lack of education, and I didn’t even watch positive energy cartoons like Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf!

It's all right now, and I don't even know how to save that little fat sheep.

But it shouldn't matter, everyone in this fandom world is a child, and Big Big Wolf should be a child too. I, an adult who has read countless movies, can't beat a child?

Heck, the movies I'm talking about are The Legend of Condor Heroes, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and The Legend of Chu Liuxiang. It's definitely not Ai Weijiwei or something.

I took a deep breath and knocked on the gate of the castle.

The heavy door opened with a creak, revealing a familiar face.

Wearing an orange patched beret and a yellow scarf, Yan Qiuchi stood in front of me expressionlessly and said, "You're here."

When I saw Yan Qiuchi's outfit, I felt mixed feelings, but the task still had to continue, so I cleared my throat and said in a deep voice, "Hui Tailang, hand over the lazy sheep!"

Yan Qiuchi looked at me with a complicated expression, and said: "You are quite happy to play, it seems that this world is very suitable for you."

I gritted my teeth, ignored his taunt, and continued to follow the task: "Hui Tailang, don't toast or eat fine wine!"

Mei Yangyang laughed and said in a low voice, "Oh, Pleasant Goat, you are so stupid, you talk like someone in a martial arts movie."

I... I can't communicate with you post-10s!

Yan Qiuchi handed me a grass that looked like a flower and said, "Eat."

I looked at the grass and silently stuffed it into my mouth. It was quite delicious, as if being a sheep was not bad.

The world spun in an instant, and I fell straight to the ground. A second before I fell unconscious, I saw Yan Qiuchi's surprised expression.

Cold grass stuffed into my mouth...

I slowly closed my eyes...

Lazy sheep, I'm sorry for you,

Yan Qiuchi, you are so ruthless!

22.

A slightly bright light flashed in front of my eyes, I struggled to open my eyes, the glare of the flashlight hit my face, I covered my eyes with my hands, after a while, the light source was suddenly removed.

I put down my hand and saw Yan Qiuchi's big face slamming in front of me, I was startled, I shrank back, and fell directly to the ground.

"Damn, what are you doing?" Ever since I met Yan Qiuchi, my butt has never felt better. If I fall again, my buttocks will be flattened. I rubbed my butt and got up from the ground.

Before I could stand still, I was so scared that I fell to the ground again.

"You, you, you, why don't you wear clothes! You pervert, exhibitionist! What about the mosaic, quickly code him!" I covered my face, stared at Yan Qiuchi with two eyes and shouted.

Yan Qiuchi frowned slightly, and took a few steps closer to me.

Under the dim light in the room, Yan Qiuchi's muscle lines are particularly obvious, and the shadows look sexy and seductive.

I looked at his sexy and not exaggerated chest and abdominal muscles, couldn't help swallowing, and stammered: "You, you, you, what do you want, let me tell you, I'm not just a random person... you You, you, you...you come to the truth if you have the ability, what are you doing to seduce me!"

Yan Qiuchi glanced at his body, was silent for a while, and said: What crazy things are you talking about. "

I stare, this perverted self-exhibitionist doesn't wear clothes and talks about me instead, I can't bear it!

"Man, you asked for this!" I stared at him viciously and threw my white plush coat on the ground. Yan Qiuchi sighed and looked at me helplessly. Feeling a bit of pampering, what's going on?