Wang Fugui's Counterattack

17.

Yan Qiuchi’s visa soon passed. On the day I took the spaceship back, I saw him appearing at the door of the hotel where I was staying with a red transparent plastic bag containing clothes. T-shirt.

I dragged the suitcase and walked towards him, and said, "Have you packed all your luggage?"

He shook the bag in his hand: "I have it."

I am silent.

Yan Qiuchi took a spaceship for the first time, but he was not very curious, he was not at all like a person who took a spaceship for the first time.

I sat next to him, cursing this broken spaceship in my heart, I remember it, it was the last time it fell on my ass!

Spaceship FB9784648767248548473558134846797218467372751010184818151!It's you!

I wrote a 10000-word letter of complaint with indignation, every word weeping blood!

Yan Qiuchi watched me write from the side, pointing out typos from time to time, "You made a typo here, it's burning with anger, not donkey meat."

I wiped my saliva with my sleeve and said, "Sorry, I was hungry just now."

Yan Qiuchi sighed: "It's not scary to be uneducated, but I'm afraid that sand sculptures are uneducated."

I:"……"

I'm so angry, does he have any prejudice against sand sculptures?He knew from day to night that I was a sand sculpture, and I suspected that he was greened by the sand sculpture, so he was so resentful.

I ignored him, he didn't speak, the cabin kept quiet, I secretly looked at him from the corner of the eye, when he was silent, he was still very good at bluffing people, although he was poor, his face was really good at punching, If I have 100 million, I am willing to spend 50 to sleep with him.

Oh, I really have 100 million, I don't want to spend 50 to sleep with this fool.

"Did you feel the cabin shaking?" Hanhan said suddenly.

I felt it with my heart and said, "No."

Suddenly all the water glasses on the table rolled to the floor, and the juice splashed on my crotch. I looked at the wet crotch and said, "I feel it now."

Hanhan rolled his eyes and said, "Sand sculpture."

I:"……"

The second Yan·Hanhan·Sand Sculpture·Autumn·Bastard·Chi was ejected, I felt as refreshed as if I had been relieved of constipation, probably this is retribution.

But I didn't expect that it would be my turn next.

I was soaring in the sky, and tears filled my beautiful cheeks. Sure enough, I was the unlucky one chosen by heaven. If I am unlucky, I can be late, but I will never be absent.

18.

Yan Qiuchi flew gracefully and gracefully in front of me, and I was behind him, with tears and snot all over my face, I was more angry than anyone else.

At this time, I heard singing coming from my side. A handsome boy passed by on a bazooka, and his mobile phone was playing: "My dear, you fly slowly, and be careful of the roses with thorns in front of you. My dear, open your mouth, and the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you feel happy." intoxicated~"

I opened my mouth and heard the roar of the bazooka. Pretty boy sprayed the exhaust of the bazooka on my face and then floated away.

I gritted my teeth, very good, man, you caught my attention, I remember you, this little brother who looks like an eggplant!

When I was about to land, Yan Qiuchi had landed firmly, and I yelled frantically: "Yan Qiuchi! Catch me!"

Yan Qiuchi looked up at me flying above my head, and quickly jumped to the tree far away, so I fell face down in the soil.

I touched my face, my hand was sticky, I looked down, and the red liquid was on my hand, oh, I have a nosebleed.

Yan Qiuchi looked at me in distaste, and shook his head tut-tut. I wished I could blow his dog's head off, so I said in a deep voice, "Is this your attitude towards those who have helped you?"

Yan Qiuchi was silent for a while, and said, "Yes, I was originally a selfish, egoistic scumbag."

I opened my mouth wide, it was the first time I saw such a pure and unaffected person, I said dryly: "Oh... oh, then, you are amazing."

He added: "But you helped me, I promised to pay you back, and I will pay you back."

I nodded, I don't know why when I heard him say that I was a scumbag, I felt a little uncomfortable: "Just remember."

This universe looks very strange, there are huge castles, many people are flying on broomsticks in the sky, Yan Qiuchi murmured: "What the hell world is this?"

I looked at him in surprise: "Why are you so rustic? You're still from a modern city. Haven't you seen Harry Potter yet? This is obviously the fandom world of Harry Potter."

He was silent for a while, and said, "I know Harry Potter, isn't it Voldemort!"

I quickly covered his mouth and said, "Shut up, you fake fan, you are the one who can't even mention his name!"

I cautiously let go of his mouth and said, "You really haven't seen Harry Potter, have you?"

He smiled and said, "Sorry, I really haven't watched it, after all, I can't afford a video membership."

I frowned: "How much is the video membership?"

"30 a month," he said.

I was taken aback: "30 yuan? There is such a small amount of money?"

19.

In this magical world, I saw the actor named Harry Potter kissing a blond young man named Draco in the corner, I craned my neck excitedly to see, Yan Qiuchi took advantage of Draco to give me mercy Before Vada Kedavra, I covered my eyes and dragged me away.

It's too stingy, I can't even watch it, I got real with CP, what's wrong with me getting excited, am I easy?

The fog in the Forbidden Forest is getting thicker and thicker. We have been walking for a long time, but we still haven't found the way out. It's all because Yan Qiuchi, a stupid pig, let us get lost in this forest.

We met spiders, centaurs, unicorns along the way, and in the end it was Glop who showed us the way before we got out of the Forbidden Forest.

After we found a way to leave this world, I curled up in Yan Qiuchi's arms and hummed hard.

"Hmph, blah, blah, blah, blah." Get someone to change me back!

"I don't understand pigs' speech." Yan Qiuchi glanced at me, stretched out his hand and rubbed my butt, and my whole pig jumped up. This hooligan, who bullied me and turned me into a pig, just ate my tofu!

"Hmph, blah, blah!" Damn it, stinky rascal!

"You still want me to touch it?" Yan Qiuchi said with a half-smile.

I immediately shut up, quiet as a pig.

If I hadn't watched the twins having sex, I wouldn't have been turned into a pig. If I hadn't been turned into a pig, I wouldn't have curled up in Yan Qiuchi's arms and let him ravage and humiliate me...

Two lines of tears fell, and my round pig face became moist.

It's too much, every world bullies me!

Before I left this world, I finally met a kind staff who changed me back.

The moment I transformed back, Yan Qiuchi hugged my waist tightly, my face was buried in his neck, and I smelled the fresh smell of soap on his body.

My face was so hot for some reason, I felt the heat hovering over my head, I pressed the back of my hand to my face, suddenly I didn't dare to look at Yan Qiuchi, my eyes fell on my toes, "Well... yes, you can go Bar?"

Yan Qiuchi let go of me expressionlessly: "Yes."