Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

"??? What did you say? Say it again?" Ellery could think he had heard it wrong.

Brother Beggar thought he was driving all day long, so this time he must have misheard and misunderstood.

Before Smalling could actually repeat it, he was pushed aside by Rooney, who ran back to defend the corner.

"You are actually an undercover agent!"

"Not to mention that the tackle almost caused an own goal, but now you still say such things, do you want Elery to play abnormally!"

Ellery patted the top of Rooney's head,

"Don't worry, I just want him to say it again to see if I heard it wrong, so don't make a fuss."

Ellery, who realized that he heard correctly, didn't react at all. He was able to cook and drive trains with netizens during the live broadcast. He was very calm about such a trivial matter.

Rooney couldn't believe it, "He said he wanted to touch you, don't you mind?"

"Hahaha, he just said, there are so many people on the Internet who say they want to kiss me, hug me and sleep with me." Ellery is very free and easy,

"Don't worry, if Smolin really touches it, I will break his hand."

When he said the last few words, Elleric's tone made Smolin tremble. He really just wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere. Why did he feel even more terrifying.

Ellery looked at his teammates who were forming a human wall, and touched Rooney's hair twice to reassure him, "But Wayne, you'd better get a hair transplant quickly, it's not comfortable to touch like this."

Wayne Rooney Protecting Elleric: ...Oh, got it.

Owen, who had wanted to run back to help defend after seeing Elery rubbing Rooney's hair, stood in Blackburn's half, completely unable to take a step, and subconsciously stroked his hair.

I'm so worried, what if I go bald like Rooney.

Lights of England...

Elery, who wasn't worried about corner kicks at all, saw Owen's action and burst out laughing with a 'poof'.

The referee's whistle has already blown, and the player who took the corner kick has taken two steps back, ready to kick off.

At this moment, Ellery raised his hands, with his two thumbs facing down slightly, and his two index fingers bent and touching together.

Unexpectedly, at such a critical moment, Ellery could use his gloved fingers to make a 'difficult' gesture of a heart, and stretched out his hand forward, sending the heart as if he was handing it to Owen.

Owen was stunned for a second.

Elleric's upraised hands had embraced the corner.

Owen quickly followed Eleryk's action just now, took off the hand touching his hair, and showed love to Eleryk.

Then he saw the football flying towards him like a cannonball, and Owen immediately ran.

Owen didn't look back at the ball, and ran quickly, feeling the message from the wind—Eleric's ball was approaching rapidly.

Sure enough, the second Owen slowed down when he saw Blackburn's defenders start to surround him, the football fell from the sky, and Owen raised his foot and shot.

"Goallllll! Manchester United lead 2:0!" Andy Gray yelled into the microphone.

I don’t know when it started, Andy Gray liked to comment on Manchester United’s games. The kind of carefree attack, precise long pass, and some interesting things that happen during the game make people feel like commenting on such a football game. Very interesting.

"After Greenwald and Irving exchanged a peach, the goal was scored. I don't know if the peach has any magic power!"

"Could it be that our game ambassador, Greenwald, has recently fallen in love with some peach-related games?"

#Who is going to tell the narrator that it is not a peach but a heart? #

#hahahaha I think the narrator is already pretty good, at least he didn't say he exchanged an ass fart! #

#Let me give you a fart comparison#

#AndyGrey, itnotapeachbutaheart!Everyone, help me to see if this sentence is correct in English, if it is correct, I am going to swipe the screen#

#噗，No need, this kind-hearted netizen who seems to be from a foreign country, this kind of thing, we British people can talk about it#

#watch slow motion, I think Irving is so witty, if he doesn’t respond to the heart-to-heart action, will the 77 ball not be given to him, there is still Berbatov waiting to score in the frontcourt#

#有可能Hahahaha, Owen replied so quickly and reacted so quickly, he deserves to be a middle-aged chasing wind! #

#Stop talking about chasing the middle age, okay?When I mention middle age, I always think of my dad. I had imagined a big geo-European drama in my head, but it turned out to be a drama in an instant! #

#Rooney is so pitiful, dun dun dun ran back to help 77 defend, but he lost his points for the goal! #

#The onomatopoeia of this dun dun dun is very ingenious! #

#I always feel that Rooney’s goals are so few because of the bad hand feeling. Look at Owen, every time he scores a goal, he has to be slapped by 77 for more than ten seconds#

Manchester United, leading 2:0, did not let Blackburn easily end the game with zero eggs.

Manchester United chased after the victory, and while Blackburn wanted to give it a go and get a goal, Manchester United's defensive counterattack was very smooth.

For the next 70 minutes, Andy Gray basically spent the next [-] minutes thinking about the difference between a peach and a heart, commenting on the game in passing.

"Blackburn's shot was held in Greenwald's arms. Blackburn's attack is unfortunately over, and it's time for Manchester United!"

"Eleric compared Owen with a peach again, oh no, I heard it means comparing hearts."

"Owen replied with a comparison, the relationship between these two people is really good!"

"Owen catches the ball, Owen shoots!!"

"The ball has been scored!"

Then the score on the big screen will change according to this sentence.

After passing the three balls, Ellery was a bit bored. He took two steps forward, and before he got close to the penalty spot—Smolin blocked in front of Ellery, as if he was practicing close defense .

Elery thought about it, then took a few steps back, and compared his heart to Irving in the frontcourt again.

As a result of the three comparisons just now, there were three goals from Irving, so when the fourth comparison came out, even the commentator Andy Gray became nervous.

"The ball, the ball is still at Blackburn's feet, why did Greenwald start to care?"

"Oh my god! The ball was grabbed by Rooney and the goal was missed. Owen made a supplementary shot and the goal was scored!!"

"Manchester United are already leading [-]-[-], four of which were scored by Owen! Owen's state is really terrible!"

Irving's goals didn't stop. In the end, with 5 minutes left in the game, Manchester United 7-0 Black, and Owen scored six dollars.

Six goals from the same person, which also broke many records in the Premier League!

After shooting the sixth ball, Owen lay on the lawn tired and was replaced by Sir Alex Ferguson.

When Owen left the field, he was exhausted and out of breath, but no one urged him, even the Blackburn players wanted to delay Owen's exit for a little longer.

They really don't want to be tortured by goals anymore.

Irving came to the bench with applause from the fans and sat down.

#Owen's state, trembling, this year is probably the year of the Red Devils! #

#Every time Irving scores a goal, 77 will compare his heart. #

#77 One comparison, Irving scored a goal#

#This little goalkeeper compares his heart 6 times, Owen scored 6 goals#

#Don’t sum it up, let me, my friends from China, teach you a word—six hearts and six arrows!It means six hearts, six shots#

#对对对竞猜 This kind of scoring method is very common in China, and the most common sentence we say is Eight Hearts and Eight Arrows#

#wow oh, is it so powerful? #

The game is coming to an end, watching Berbatov score one goal and Owen six goals, Rooney's eyes are shining green, that is the desire to score.

Rooney took a deep breath, tilted his upper body towards Elrico, and made a big heart gesture.

Ellery twitched the corners of his mouth, looking unmoved.

Rooney looked decisively, as if he was going all out, looking at the Blackburn players who had been poured seven goals a little scared.

Rooney called his thumb and index finger wrong, made an apical gesture, and then stretched out both hands to the left, and then to the right.

Then Rooney raised his hands high and then stretched them down. The posture of his arms kept changing, and the apex of his gestures remained where he was.

In the end, Rooney drew a super invincible big heart on his chest, then put his right hand on his chest, stretched out vigorously, and gave Elleric a "compassion".

#Rooney Eight Hearts and Eight Arrows Than Heart#

It was a hot topic, and it is said that some fans used Rooney's set of moves to create a "heart-to-heart skill".

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In the last five minutes of the game against Blackburn Rooney scored a goal.

Blackburn went home with 8 duck eggs conceded into the goal.

Rooney is still not satisfied that the game ended so quickly, and his eight hearts have not been exchanged for eight goals.As soon as the game was over, Rooney leaned over to Elle Rico and settled a deal with Elle Rico.

Eight hearts = eight goals.

Scoring one, and doing a subtraction, Eleryk is still seven goals away from him.

Elery's face remained unchanged, and his expression was indifferent, "Isn't 8 minus 1 equal to 0?"

Rooney:? ? ? "This is the math level of Oxford University students?"

Ellery didn't mind giving the school a bad rap. "Well, maybe I should go to Cambridge."

What can Rooney do for such Elle Rico?

Rooney directly promised that seven comparisons, one-to-one correspondence, a goal is equivalent to a roast chicken.

If more than one goal is scored on the day, Ellery can also ask for roast chicken to be paid in installments and eat for a few more days.

Ellery showed a satisfied smile, quietly swiped his phone, and watched Ferguson and Irving's post-match press conference.

Owen, who scored six goals in this game, basically said all the words he could think of when the reporter asked how he was grateful for the goal.

Thank the sky, thank the earth, thank the wind and thank the clouds, thank the sun and thank the fate.

Thank you Sir, thank you little cutie.

Elleric frowned, who is cutie?

Owen is a little bit flustered today, how dare you call him cute?

Is the 1.9 meter cutie cute?

Fans call him cute, because fans have never seen a real person.Owen actually called him cutie?Hehehe, Eleryk turned to Rooney and said, "What did you call me?"

Rooney froze for a second, "Eleric?"

Ellery shook his head, "I mean, what's your nickname for me?"

It took Rooney a second to pick up his EQ, "Boss!"

Ellery smiled in satisfaction, stretched out his hand and gently patted Rooney's head, "Next time, I will feed you more cakes."

Rooney wiped the corners of his eyes moved, the tears shed because of his conscience hurt too much because of "opening his eyes and talking nonsense".

Seeing the live broadcast, Owen basically read a long list of thanks and things, and finally a warrior stood up and interrupted Owen.

"I'm sorry Mr. Owen, this is not your awards ceremony, you don't need to thank so many people." Brad Chase, who hadn't seen him for a long time, participated in this press conference, "As a person who is about to run four, you It is really not easy to maintain this physical condition, and on behalf of fans and friends, I would like to ask if you have any secrets?"

Owen, who had just thanked his wife and children for their support and was about to thank his parents, said with a smile, "Early to bed and early to get up early to exercise."

#Hahaha go to bed early, get up early and exercise frequently, okay, I know, I can get 6 in the future! #

#What kind of magical answer is this, I still have an apple a day, and the doctor stays away from me! #

#What?Apple has this feature?What apple? #

#【Apple mobile phone purchase link】This kind of more than 1, can cure all diseases! #

#噗hahahaha, this is a proverb!Are you deliberately trying to laugh me to death! #

Rooney was a bit annoyed by this reporter who interrupted Irving casually, so he directly found a photo of Irving winning the Golden Globe in 2001 and sent it to Twitter.

Rooney: Someone said it wasn't Irving's awards ceremony. I'm sorry, but please look it up. Before Irving won the Ballon d'Or, the last English player to win the Ballon d'Or dates back to 1979.If you say that there is no awards ceremony for our group, forget it.Owen, he has! 【jpg】

Ellery recognized the reporter, and made complaints about it on Twitter.

adgcd: Hey, why does this fast-talking reporter not come every time I hold a press conference?He will go to Irving's press conference.Does he think I'm not as good-looking as Owen?Does he think I'm not good enough because I haven't won an award?Does he not love me anymore?I will definitely win an award in the future!

#77 is not sad, a few days ago "Turin Sport" announced the list of 20 nominations for the European Golden Boy Award, 77 you are in it! #

#It’s useless at all...Greenwald has only played for how long, and his performance is not as good as the other nominees, so he is just making up! #

#What are you talking about!Nomination is an honor, you understand? #

#that is!Look how many nominations there are!So many people chose 20 nominations, 77 is great! #

#Trouble on the second floor of the big brother Think about it, Greenwald has only played a few games and entered the squad. Isn’t this thing more terrible than playing for a season? #

Elery, who had no idea what list he was on, blinked and poked Rooney who was also holding a mobile phone beside him.

"Have you ever won the Golden Boy Award? It sounds familiar."

Rooney immediately showed a bright smile, "Yes, yes, I took it!"

"The selection objects for the Golden Boy Award must be young players under the age of 21!"

"It was organized by Italy's "Turin Sports News" in 2003, and was selected by more than 30 mainstream sports media in Europe. The best young player of the year!"

Elery said perfunctorily, "Then it's nothing unusual for me to be on the big list, you deserve it."

Rooney's glass heart fell to the ground, "I won it in 2004, and Messi won it in 05! There are Fabregares and Aguero, this award is very good!"

"What? Messi also won it? That seems a bit interesting." Elery touched his chin. He actually played two games in the first half of 10. It is indeed Turin's reward to be included in the squad. He knows a hero with his eyesight, so he probably won't be able to win the award this year, but next year, he will only be 19, and he will not be old enough to win the award by then.

"Wait, it started in 03. Wasn't Chris already in Manchester United at that time? That means Chris didn't get it?" Elleric recalled, as if he really didn't remember that Ronaldo got this awards

Rooney, who had just picked up his broken glass heart, regained his vitality in an instant, and laughed with his hands on his hips, "Hahaha, I was number one in 04, and Chris was number two!!"

Shocked, Ellery sent four tweets in a row.

adgcd: I just heard that I was on the short list for the Golden Boy Award, and then I found out that Rocky didn’t win the Golden Boy Award, and when Chris was second, the first was Looney Lu, who is by my side now?Suddenly, a little bit, I want to be No.2 of the Golden Boy Award. 【Poke finger emoji】.

#噗hahahaha Rooney probably wants to make friends! #

#笑死人，Why do you want a No.2?Is it good to match with C Luo Lang? #

adgcd: Wait, I thought about it again!No, No.2 is not allowed!I'll try my best to win the Golden Boy Award next year. No.2 became the Silver Boy Award! !The word silver... Chinese homonym... wait, I can't drive in public.

#This is a meme that only Chinese netizens can understand23333#

#职音 This kind of thing, is there any kind-hearted Chinese netizen over the wall to come over and look it up for me? #

#银吧This word is the same as yin in Chinese, Yintong award is the same as yintong, this meaning... Who can tell me how to translate it to friends in the UK without being blocked! #

adgcd: Alright, I've thought about it, forget about that.I will try my best to win the Golden Boy Award next year. After all, people will only remember that the highest mountain in the world is Everest, and they will never remember No.2.

#Don't explain...we understand! #

C Luo: cd, [photo of the 08 Golden Globe Awards. jpg] Show the little fat man next to you, what's wrong with him having the Golden Boy Award?Does he have this?

adgcd: What did you just say, oh, the highest peak in the world, in fact, I remember that the second is K2, and the third is Kangchenjunga.Just like the Golden Boy Award No.1 in a certain year, he relied on his own efforts to keep moving forward, breaking through himself, surpassing others, and successfully won the trophy that the Golden Boy Award No.[-] could not get. 【Rooney Angry Candid Shot.jpg】

#Every time I can be amused by 77’s desire to survive【笑cry】#

#It's really scary, let Rooney see that part of Ronaldo, it's really... so arrogant! ! #

#卢尼that sulking photo is so cute, it really looks like a potato#

#77 sent four tweets in a row, I didn't even bother to watch the press conference!what to do! #

#Don't look, what's so good about the press conference, is it the silly reporter, or Sir Alexis, or the middle-aged chasing wind of Ben Si? #

#看小喜世的Twitter today, as if watching a big drama, the beginning, succession and turning point are very complete! #

These few tweets directly brought #金少奖、#金球奖、#Where did those Golden Globe Awards go? These topics have become hot searches, and it’s also for someone who didn’t follow Ronaldo, but did. Elerric's men saw it.

Messi: [Golden Boy Award] [Golden Globe Award] Well, I have all of them, so satisfied.

Leo Messi, the winner of the Golden Boy Award in 05 and the winner of the Golden Globe Award in 09.

#Hahahaha Topic Terminator#

#Really this topic is over, why did my tears come out from laughing#

#I have a feeling that Ronaldo next door is about to explode#

The c Luo next door bent his fork angrily, that annoying Messi!

It's a pity that I can't go back to the age of 21, and I don't have the chance to win the Golden Boy Award again to make up for this regret-by the way, Messi is pissed off.

Ronaldo, who is always one Golden Boy Award less than Messi, is a little uncomfortable.

Ronaldo, who is especially scientific and healthy, eats on time and according to the amount every day, and now he is a bit unable to eat.

Ronaldo has never really compared himself with Messi, although the media always put them together, but Ronaldo himself knows that they are two completely different types of people.

Of course Ronaldo has to admit that he doesn't like Messi, why?You can see that Messi deliberately pissed him off this time!

That little dwarf obviously likes to tease himself too!

Hey, if you fail to pretend to be X and get slapped in the face, you will definitely be laughed at by your younger brother. Ronaldo felt that he could save this meal, and was already full.

At this moment, Ronaldo's "little brother" tweeted again.

This day is probably the holiday of the Green Forest Support Club. Although Ellery usually tweets, it has never been so frequent.

adgcd: I would like to ask, can the Golden Boy Award be reelected?torino sport

#我来回答77的问题, I just asked my boyfriend: "There is no specific rule to say no, but in reality, it is generally not reelected!"#

#ls is right, my boyfriend said, if you want to win the Golden Boy Award, you can win the FIFA game 【doge】#

The Turin Sports Daily responded quickly: When we established the award, we did not make a provision on whether it could be re-elected.But for the average award-winning player, we think he should already be able to go to the next level. cd

adgcd: If there is a player who is under 21 years old and has already won the Golden Boy Award once.However, his performance this year is still the No.1 among young players who are understandable. No one can surpass him. Can he be reelected? cd

The answer from Turin Sports News was still very quick. The two big Vs seemed not to be tweeting, but chatting with each other through text messages: cd We have no rules for this.

adgcd: That is to say, theoretically possible?torino sport

Turin Sports News: For the time being, there are no young players who have reached your assumption-no other players of the same age can surpass the height for two consecutive years.So we haven't considered the question you raised. cd

adgcd: In your regulations of the Torino Sports Daily, there is no clear statement that you cannot win the Golden Boy Award consecutively, but you think the regulations are okay and the reason why you don’t need to modify them is: because no one can reach that height?I admire this logic.

Turin Sports Daily: cd Even a Golden Boy and Golden Ball winner like Messi won the Silver Boy Award for two consecutive years two years after winning the Golden Boy Award.Because in the next two years, people of the same age who were better than Mr. Messi at the time won the Golden Boy Award.Therefore, we believe that there is no need to modify the rules.

adgcd: Okay, I was born in March 92, and I'm under 3 now, and there are still 19 years left in your selection range.I have made a reservation for the 3 Golden Boy Award next year.

In 2012, either you choose me to win the Golden Boy Award again, or you change the rules for me, thank you.

The author has something to say: 1. Did not control the word count well...

The sum of the two chapters today is almost 1w2! ! !

Don't be surprised!

And I have a group...although I don't chat much.

But if the cuties want to, they can come.Groups can be found in the comments section.

2. For Bixingong, please search 【Deng Lun】【Compare Xingong】

3. Regarding the Golden Boy Award, it is really a very magical logic.

In the rules, there is no indication that they cannot be re-elected, but no one has ever been re-elected.

Messi, who is a one-year golden boy + two-year silver boy, will not be mentioned because it is too long ago.

Let's just say this year, Mbappe took the aura of the French team to win the championship, and failed to win the World Cup again.

According to the official meaning, 'Having won the Golden Boy Award once, we feel that he has been able to reach the next level and compete for Mr. Football. '

Interestingly, the jury for the Golden Boy Award still put Mbappe in the 20-man shortlist.

Can't vote for the first place, but enlarge the list of people, isn't it just playing with people?

So in the article, let 77 slam it [Hide face]

Either choose me for reelection,

or modify the rules for me

Rule mover · Make things happen · Brother Beggar

3. Because I wrote 77 splits today, I almost broke the egg.

I want to share Mr. Luo's bullshit picture on Weibo! !

Sexy seven seven, online splits

Boss Luo, bullshit on the spot

Will the scarf block me orz

Hum ╭(╯^╰)╮

small theater:

There is no Golden Boy Award, only the Silver Boy Award, Ronaldo is unhappy.

Elery tried to appease Ronaldo, "Actually, I think this award is quite suitable for you. Look at Yin Yintong, right?"

Ronaldo, who had learned a few words of Chinese, was even more aggrieved, "You don't even let me have sex!"

Alerico:  …

C Luo: I want to proclaim Yin during the day!I want to be full and warm!I want to be extravagant!

Elleric: The homophonic stalk has to be deducted!