Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Detective Owen, whose head was being touched for nearly 30 seconds, struggled and jumped off Elle Rick, with weird eyes.

"Eleric, I'll give you a pet dog for Christmas."

Elleric shook his head, "Why?"

Owen rubbed his hair and sighed,

"I think you'd love fluffy things. If you don't like puppies, shall I get you a cat?"

Elery thought about it, should he raise a Dongdu Tiance husky or a Holy Flame Mingjiao Persian cat?

Forget it, Brother Beggar likes fluffy little yellow chickens.

The kind of little yellow chicken that feels super good to the touch when I was a child, and can grasp two with one hand.

But when the chick grows up, its feathers will become very hard, and it will become less and less cute.

Elleric, who had raised a few chickens before, could only make some roasted chickens, boiled a bowl of chicken soup in a very sad mood, and then ate them with Master Bao and an eagle.

Needless to say, the chicken I raise is extraordinarily delicious!

The meat is excellent, fresh and tender, and the chicken soup is full of fragrance.

Thinking of this, Ellery couldn't help but want to lick his lips—someday when he has time, let's raise a few more chicks to eat!

After being rejected by Ellery, Owen sighed even harder.

Elleric tilted his head, not quite understanding why Owen sighed.

Didn't you score a goal, didn't you win immediately, didn't you just don't want pets, why are you sighing?

Owen: Hey, Ellery doesn’t have a place to shave if he doesn’t have pets, so his hair volume...

No, the light of England's football volume must not just admit defeat so easily!Owen will never just fall down like this! !

Owen decided to go home and find his wife to discuss the secrets of protecting the law.

I heard that rubbing ginger slices on the scalp will make the hair thicker.

Before the referee urged the kick-off, Ferguson directly used a substitution quota, replacing forward Hernandez who had a yellow card, and let Rooney, who was waiting for food and wanted to score, play the game.

During the substitution, Ferguson yelled directly from the sidelines and called Elery to the sidelines.

Eleryk pointed at himself with a surprised face, Sir, you must have called the wrong person!I'm so good, what do you want me to do?

Seeing Elleric's innocent eyes, Ferguson was so angry that he wished he could reach out and hit his players angrily under the watchful eyes of everyone.

"You! Why! Go to the front court again?"

Ellery rubbed his head, "I thought one of them was sent off from the frontcourt, and one person was missing, that one was weak, you know!"

Sir Alex took three deep breaths, trying to control his emotions.

Control failed.

"I know a p!"

"Few people in the front field belong to the few people. What's the use of you running up? You're a goalkeeper!"

Ellery pointed to the score displayed on the big screen, 1:0, and used facts to prove his usefulness.

"Then what about our own gate? Don't guard it!"

"I told Smalling and the others to defend well, don't chase me, they insisted on chasing, but fortunately nothing happened, otherwise it would be troublesome!"

Smalling who was suddenly mentioned: ...

feel sorry for yourself.

"Then did I tell you before, don't think about shooting all day long, you are a goalkeeper! Don't think about rushing up and scoring by yourself! Did you promise me too?" Sir Ferguson moved out what he said before, trying to make Elleric admitted that he broke the agreement.

Elery laughed heck, "So I passed the ball this time!"

"I didn't shoot the goal~ Isn't it very clever!"

Sir Alex: ...Suddenly there is an urge to retire.

He really felt a little unable to lift the knife.

The helpless Ferguson waved his hand, let Rooney play, and at the same time let Elle Rico return to his house, and told Elle Rico that he must never run forward alone again!

Elery can automatically understand this sentence as: Today's game must not run forward.

As for the next game~

Urgency!

Will be subject to foreign military orders!

Anyway, Sir Alexis is on the sidelines, so he can't rush into the field and drag him down, hehehe.

Owen, who had just scored a goal, approached Rooney and asked if Ferguson had arranged any new tactics.

"My lord told us to continue attacking. We must not shrink back just because there are ten people, we must show our momentum!"

Owen nodded, he actually thought so too.

This game was full of anger, and Manchester United was sent off by one person, which is definitely not something that can be made up for by a single goal.

Owen looked at Rooney, and asked a little narrowly, "How do you feel today?"

"To tell you the truth," Rooney smiled honestly, "I just smoked a golden legend during the intermission! Hearthstone is so fun!"

Owen: ...Okay, this should be in good condition?

Facing the Villa team who just lost the ball, taking advantage of the new wave of fast breaks, Elery looked very calm and easily held the ball in his arms.

Elery looked at Rooney who had just played, and recalled the legendary card that Rooney showed off for a long time during the intermission. It seemed to be [Death Wing]?

What's the origin of Deathwing's opening line?

Ellery threw the ball high, raised his right leg, kicked his feet with a volley, and yelled "I! I am the embodiment of strength!"

Everyone in the stadium:? ? what?

Smalling: Brother, you won't do it yourself again!

'Deathwing' Rooney, who received the signal of 'coming on stage', ran out of the aura once known as the 'little tank' by English football.

Rooney believes that Ellery will be able to pass to the most suitable place, as long as he runs out of a gap that is most suitable for shooting!

Owen, who saw Rooney moving, seemed to understand the signal of the two friends, and pretended to break through to meet Rooney in the left half of Villa. Rooney opened the gap.

Rooney kicked the ball before Villa's defenders. He didn't care about the defenders rushing towards him, and shot directly.

Then because he was not stable on one foot when he raised his foot to shoot, Rooney was directly knocked to the ground by the defender.Fortunately, the defensive player went towards the ball, not towards Rooney's legs, otherwise Rooney would be injured.

Elle Rico, who came home with a score of 2:0, had already forgotten that Ferguson asked him to write a review.Ellery happily ate the fried chicken leg that Rooney bought, and checked Twitter.

#What kind of power made Greenwald choose to pass instead of shooting? #

#This is love~~~~love~love~#

#Why Geoujiao gives out candy every day, once in a game! ! !Mr. Luo, come out and take care of it! #

#I thought the second goal of the season was about to be scored by the goalkeeper. Facts have proved that Greenwald is more selfless than I imagined. It was true that Irving was in a better position at the time, and Greenwald's shot angle was too small#

#How do I think it may be because Ferguson canceled the goal bonus, only the assist bonus【doge】#

#hahahaha it is possible! #

#I still think it’s because 77 and Owen have a good relationship, look at the hug they celebrated! More than 30 seconds! #

#I directly cut a video of more than 30 seconds, planning to produce food by myself, leave a private message if you need it, and I will send you the link when I am done! #

#【Email】Thank you, big, good man#

Ellery held the chicken leg in his mouth, wiped his hands with a wet tissue, and then typed quickly on the computer. By the way, he lost a fried chicken leg to Mr. Bao who had just flown home after a long day.

Lord Bao lowered his noble head, gently rubbed Eleryk's arm which was typing, and then made the same movement as his master, grabbed the chicken leg, looked at the computer screen, and watched his master molesting netizens.

adgcd: You asked me why I passed the ball in one-on-one?Let me tell you, what is a Nakano linkage!Owen, go, my mid lane mage!

? ? ?A goalie says he's a jungler? ? ?Who gave you the courage?

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Elleric was forced to 'take a rest' by Sir Alex again!

Upon receiving this news, Manchester United's opponents in the next few games were all overjoyed, expressing that they would present a huge pennant of "love the people like a son" to Sir Alex Ferguson who loves the young player.

Many fans said that this statement is too exaggerated. Can Ellery alone turn 11 players into 13 players?There is no need to be so happy!

Any team that has ever played against Manchester United with Elle Rico can tell fans that, with or without Elle Rico, Manchester United are actually two teams.

A reporter from a local newspaper in Manchester commented

"Manchester United without Elle Rico is United.

Pass the dribble, proceed slowly, its Xu Rulin, a little bit of penetration and suppression.

The back line is safe and secure, Van der Sar is as immovable as a mountain, guarding the gate like a mountain. "

"With Elle Rico, Manchester United is like a different team.

After the teenager who had never conceded a goal before made a save, he directly scored a goal kick, and the ball was quickly handed over to the Manchester United striker, and the offensive end was as fast as the wind.

Once the goalkeeper is allowed to run out, it will be called a ravager, directly leading the Manchester United forwards, midfielders and defenders to follow behind him.

Although those players may want to tie their goalkeeper back, but the momentum of a dozen people chasing after one person looks strong!

It's as if eleven people are going to squeeze the ball into the opponent's goal together! "

Ellery dismissed the reports above.

Brother Beggar can score goals by himself, Brother Beggar can pass and shoot, but the group behind him just don't listen to him--the teammates who don't defend well!

On November 11, in the Premier League, Manchester United played against Wigan. Van der Sar, as the starting goalkeeper, easily helped Manchester United win 20:2.

On November 11, Van der Sar, who had been rested for a few days, went to the Champions League again, helping Manchester United beat Rangers 25-1.At the same time, Manchester United has secured the No. 0 qualification in Group C of the Champions League group stage.

Just as Manchester United's next opponent, the Premier League opponent Blackburn who will play on November 11, also plans to send out a good card to meet Van der Sar, and see if it is possible to get a goal or two from Van der Sar when.

Before the start of the game, Manchester United announced the squad, and Elleric was impressively on the starting list.

Before the game, the Blackburn fans would "people by the river" say: Huh, is there any difference from that little goalkeeper!

The full name of Blackburn is Blackburn Rovers Football Club. In the UK, many teams have the word rovers (rovers). The original meaning is not afraid of wandering, not afraid of wind and rain, and pursuing honor.

Blackburn's home fans stand has been extended to a word riversiders.So even though most fans don't know that Blackburn has a nickname of Riverside People, Blackburn's die-hard fans still call themselves Riverside People.

Fan meeting after the game: Next time we discuss, can we choose Van der Sar?

It's not that we're afraid of Greenwald!We are not bullying children!

Less than 2 minutes into the game, the old and vigorous Berbatov directly scored a goal, which quickly caused many Manchester United fans who came to watch the game to cheer before they sat down on their stools. Voice.

While posing the ups and downs of the waves of people, while moving with the waves of people, find your own seat.

This ball directly started the goal battle of this game.

Maybe the fans will call this goal war, but the real goal war is actually when the two sides attack each other and each score three, four or five goals.

In this game, only Blackburn's goal was pierced many times, and the goal guarded by Ellery seemed to be closed. Unless the lock can be opened, no one can enter.

The next game exceeded the expectations of the Blackburn fans.They thought it would be like the teams that played against Manchester United before, losing 1 goal and 2 goals, and scoring three goals.

A goal was scored at the beginning, which was not expected by the Blackburn coaching staff.

Manchester United is not a team that plays fast breaks. In addition, when Greenwald is in goal, he will play more defensive and counterattack tactics.

There are still many teams in the Premier League who like to play defensive counterattack tactics.

It's just that with Owen's speed coming back, Rooney's scoring shortage has been resolved. The dribbling ability of these two forwards is terrifying. They only need a good long pass so that they can touch the ball more comfortably in the frontcourt. .

In other teams that play defensive counterattacks, the midfielders generally have good footwork. They take two steps and one long pass after the ball in the backcourt, and it seems unreasonable to score a goal easily.

When it comes to long passes, people always think of Harvey, Pirlo, Alonso and others, as well as Beckham, who Manchester United once owned-that is a player who makes people feel threatening as long as it is a corner kick .

Later, Beckham also tried positions such as the midfielder. When it was inconvenient to take the ball as a midfielder, he moved his position back. It was easier to touch the ball and make a long pass when he was close to his own goal.

In the 02-03 Premier League match between Manchester United and Tottenham, Beckham once received a pass from Neville near the midfield. It was easy, as if watching the scenery, and he found a teammate with a precise long pass. A run, an assist to help Manchester United win the game.

Now Manchester United also use a player with amazing long-passing skills-their little goalkeeper.

Both Rooney and Owen are in the England national team with Beckham and have experienced Beckham's long pass.

If the two of them were to evaluate it, Elle Rico's long pass would definitely not lose to Beckham, and might even be slightly higher. After all, Beckham's long pass near the midfield is the most threatening, and Elle Rico, in the case of no brain twitch, didn't need to go out of the penalty area at all, he just made a long pass and successfully fed the cake.

Now in the Premier League's assist list, Elery can assist with 8 goals, ranking fifth.If this continues for a season, he will definitely be the goalkeeper on the Premier League assist list.

Blackburn has been wary of Manchester United's defensive counterattack. They didn't expect to be scored at the beginning of the game, so what else is there to play?

There is no need for Manchester United to defend and counterattack. As long as Manchester United stays at home, they can win three points.

The Blackburn players were anxious at the time, and started to attack in a panic, even the formation was a little messy.

Facing the menacing men in Blackburn, Smalling was a little nervous. Looking at the Blackburn striker's shot, Smalling forgot that standing behind him was the big man of the anti-theft door, and he wanted to make his own defense Action, shovel the ball.

Alerico, who was already ready to hug the ball, was taken aback by this sudden change.

If Smalling doesn't tackle the ball, [-]% Ellery can easily keep it.

But who made Smalling want to help, that tackle directly changed the route of the shot, allowing the ball to follow the direction of Smalling's tackle and become a faster grounder, towards the right of Manchester United's goal The next dead end is coming.

Elle Rick: ? ? ?My undefeated golden body!No, my clean sheet golden body!

Ellery took a step, stretched his legs, and performed a live split for everyone!

Finally, before the ball was about to go into the goal, Elery reached the ball, touched it, and kicked out of the baseline.

Ellery held on to the goal post with one hand and put his other hand on his waist.

A standard horizontal split.

Elery took a deep breath—if it wasn't for Brother Beggar's nimble body, long legs, and ability to do splits, the ball might have scored.

Think about it, if some people have short legs, even if they can do the splits, they still can't reach the ball.

If some old people are not flexible enough, such as the old comrade Van der Sar, they will not be able to do the splits to save the ball.

Most of the goalkeepers with poor toughness may become the heirs of the guarding faction after using the kick save action of Elleric just now.

Thinking of this, Ellery looked at Smalling with resentful eyes.

Smolin was very guilty, and stepped forward, "Ellery, is your thigh okay? It's not strained!"

Elery had no expression on his face, he didn't want to tell Smalling that he was fine, just let him feel guilty for a while, so that he would remember not to make such a dangerous tackle in the future!

An own goal almost broke his clean sheet record.

Smalling hesitated and struggled, and was silent for a long time. Finally, before Blackburn's corner kicker ran into place, he asked,

"How about I rub it for you?"

Every time there is Elleric in the game, it is said that the lip-talking boss of the Scotland Yard police adviser, once again accurately brushed Smalling's words on the barrage.

Netizens exploded in an instant.

#Let go of that little cutie!let me! #

#rub?Knead what?Thighs? #

#冲冲77's big long-legged splits... I didn't notice what you were talking about at all! #

Ronaldo, who was training on the treadmill and watching the live broadcast of the game on his mobile phone, almost failed to keep up with the speed of the treadmill and fell off a wheel.

Ronaldo quickly slowed down the speed of the treadmill and started walking briskly.

rub?

Rubbing Little Al's thigh?

Straight, extremely flexible, long legs?

Can be worn on the waist...

Wait, what is this nonsense?

Ronaldo turned off the treadmill, covered his nose, raised his head, and went to find a napkin.

The author has something to say: 1. Hum╭(╯^╰)╮

So many people took screenshots yesterday and asked me to add more...

Then add more!

First come 5k

Wait for the old time at 21 o'clock, then come to 5k

2. I searched specifically, whether men can do horizontal splits.

Look, in terms of flexibility, it is 77! !right!

My bottom line is to attack each other, anyway, Mr. Luo can't bear it... Rolling all over the floor, Mr. Luo broke the sky

3. Still, there is no small theater in this chapter, so I continue to code words!