Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ten years ago, that is, the year Real Madrid won the Champions League, when PSV Eindhoven played against Arsenal in the group stage, Arsenal in the away game broke through Henry to the opponent's penalty area and crossed to Scheer. Watts scored the goal in just 20.07 seconds, setting the record for the fastest goal in the Champions League.

However, this record was broken by Real Madrid in 07.

To be precise, it was not broken for Real Madrid, but it was broken for Real Madrid.

On March 2007, 3, in the second round of the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals, Bayern played against Real Madrid at home.

Real Madrid, who kicked off first, saw the situation a little nervous after the kick-off in the middle circle, and passed back to defender Carlos.As a result, Carlos made a mistake in stopping the ball. After being intercepted by Bayern's Salihamidzic, he passed it to the center and handed it to Makai.Ma Kai pushed his right foot in the middle to the lower left corner of the Real Madrid goal.

This goal created a new record for the fastest goal in the Champions League: 10.02 seconds.

This is a record that will be difficult to break.

With so much emphasis on defense in modern football, basically 10.02 is an unsurpassable and unbreakable record, and it is like a pillar of shame that hangs Real Madrid high.Every time someone mentions who created a super fast goal in the Champions League, he will mention the fastest goal in the Champions League, and then talk about Real Mara who conceded the goal.

When Ellery wanted to break the record for the fastest goal in the Copa del Rey, he deliberately took Ronaldo to search the Internet for a long time, and popularized a series of related records for himself.

And now, watching the fans cheer the airborne acting assistant coach Zinedine Zidane, Elle Rico has his mind set on the record for the fastest goal.

If he can break this record in this game, and at the same time pull Real Madrid off the pillar of shame, and then kick Chelsea up, then the fans should cheer for him.

It is necessary to applaud this middle-aged man who has devoted his youth to Real Madrid.

However, when counting romantic figures, let's look at the present!

Elleric: I'm going to grab this headline!

Elleric pulled Ronaldo together and muttered, discussing what tactics to use to break the seemingly unsurpassable record of 10 seconds.

Elleric's plan was as follows:

1. Ramos guesses the coin and wins, and then chooses the priority to serve.

2. After blowing the whistle, Ellery rushed forward.

3. Ronaldo stepped back when kicking off.

4. After Ronaldo received the pass, he made a long pass to Elle Rico.

5. Ellery scored a goal.

Kaka looked embarrassed, "Are you sure?"

Ozil also felt that their plan sounded particularly unreliable.

Don't you need to think about such small issues as the opponent's ability to defend and the opponent's ability to steal?

Ellery patted his chest and said, it's all right, leave everything to him.

His plan is flawless, everyone just remembers to pass the ball to Ronaldo in the opening game, and then Ronaldo passes it to him.

This plan sounds very simple, everyone in the locker room looked at each other, and decided to cooperate with Elery to give it a try.

Anyway, even if the first fast break was unsuccessful, it just couldn't break the record.After passing the ball, they should be ready to be counterattacked.

If they don't cooperate, who knows what kind of plans Elleric will come up with.

Ramos, who was in charge of the first step, faced Lampard, and the referee stood aside and began to flip a coin.

Ramos guessed heads, then the referee spread his palms and the coin was heads.

Ramos: ...

Ramos looked at Lampard and began to pray in his heart, hoping that Lampard would give up the right to kick-off and choose a side directly.

Lampard saw the look in Ramos' eyes, but he didn't understand it.

Lampard respected his opponent very much, gave Ramos a smile, and then chose to serve.

Ramos: ...

How could he explain to Elery that his plan had failed at the first step?

"Sese, I've decided. When the game is over, I'll teach you a trick!"

Alerico, whose plan had been 'forced' to fail from the very beginning, took a deep breath, clapped his hand on Ramos' shoulder, and spoke in a very heavy tone.

"After you learn it, I promise you will be invincible all over the world."

Ramos' eyes were shining. He hadn't expected that Elleric would be so kind to him after his 'mission failed'.

Sure enough, Ellery was his good brother.

Ramos held Alerico's hand, and asked in the most expectant and joyful tone, 'What's the trick? '

"Profound Truth: Boxing Champion."

After the match, Ramos found out that this sounded awesome, especially suitable for the name of Rooney's trick, which used to be boxing.

Ramos: No, the right to pick the ball is coin guessing. What do I want to do in boxing guessing?

Elleric is not only handsome, but also has the greatest advantage of never giving up.

When one plan fails, Alerico is always quick to come up with another.Tony Stark once said that if Elery can use his IQ in doing things in the right way, then maybe the Greenwald family will really rise.

As soon as the referee's whistle sounded, Elle Rico and Ronaldo both rushed out.

I thought that without the right to kick-off, Elery would calm down a bit, and everyone in Real Madrid, who didn't pursue any records, didn't expect such a scene to happen.

It was Torres who was responsible for the kick-off for Chelsea. Seeing the two Real Madrid players rushing forward, Torres wanted to pass the ball back to his defender just to be on the safe side.

Then you can wait for the defenders to use the Premier League magic skills to pass a long pass to the forwards in Real Madrid's half for a quick attack.

Drogba relied on his animal intuition, as if he felt something, he stretched out his hand to stop the 'impulsive' Torres.

Before a 'no' could be uttered, the ball was at the feet of Chelsea defender Ashley Cole.

Elleric smiled 'hehe', and Chelsea really fell for it.

10.02 seconds, this goal time is really fast.

Even if the right to serve really belongs to Real Madrid, Elleri's plan can make no mistakes in every step, maybe it can only result in a quick goal, and it cannot surpass this record.

Ellery spent many parabolas with a marker on the whiteboard in the locker room, and calculated the shot power, ball speed, parabola height and so on.

I feel that unless I get the right to serve and open a lobbed goal directly, while Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech is in a daze, and the ball is lucky to fly into the goal, then the goal can be scored within 10 seconds.

It is said that the fastest scoring record in the world is an amateur player kicking off the ball and hanging the goal directly and then scored in 2 seconds.This is obviously not feasible in a game like the Champions League, facing an opponent like Chelsea and a goalkeeper like Petr Cech.

So what should I do?

The reason why the fastest goal record has been stuck at about 20 seconds and cannot be surpassed also proves from the side that the current record is irreproducible.

In this case, Real Madrid, who lost the kick-off right, can only try to replicate the birth process of this record.

At that time, it was because Carlos made a mistake and was found by the opponent because he passed back to the defender at the kick-off.

What if Real Madrid could force Chelsea to pass back to the defender at kick-off?

Then you can use this time to approach Chelsea's goal, shorten the distance for subsequent shots, and save a second or two of the ball flying in the air.

As long as the momentum is shown when kicking off, it is not difficult to force a return pass.

But how to make the opponent's defender make mistakes?

Elleric's unique skill will not be unusable just because he plays in a different position.

What trick should I use when I need to quickly get in position and grab the ball?

Because yelling out the trick directly sounds like a special trick in Secondary School, so Ellery just recited the trick silently in his heart.

'Cool and invincible, the shortest straight line between two points in the universe, the metamorphosis! '

Ashley Cole, who had just stopped the ball, was knocked head-on by Elleric and took two steps back. The ball was crossed by Elleric to Ronaldo who was running with him.

Ronaldo raised his foot and shot without hesitation.

This series of actions was very quick, and in a flash, the ball had already arrived at Chelsea's gate.

When Ashley Cole fell, Cech subconsciously took two steps to the right of the goal trying to get closer to Ashley Cole, and at this moment, Ronaldo shot the ball to the upper left corner of the goal.

The ball is in.

9.03 seconds.

The record for the fastest goal in the Champions League has been broken.

The stadium at the Bernabéu fell silent.

Many fans who were still sitting still poked the people around them in disbelief, asking what happened to them.

The fans who saw this scene didn't know what to say. They raised their fingers blankly and pointed to the big screen that had changed the score.

Real Madrid 1:0 Chelsea

Scorer: Cristiano Ronaldo

Goal time: 9.03 seconds

"It is an honor that shocks all Spain"

"Real Madrid is coming to you"

I don't know which fan took the lead. There was no cheering or screaming on the court, but there was a burst of singing.

"We give our hearts to you, you have brought us countless legends"

"We are always full of reverence and passion, looking up to the laurels on your head"

The singing became louder and louder, and the 8-person stadium at the Bernabéu resounded through the sky.

"ihalamadrid! ihalamadrid!"

Ellery opened his hands, raised his head, and looked at the group of fans who held hands and sang, smiling so much that his eyes rolled up.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who broke the record, created history, and became a miracle, galloped towards Elle Rico amid such singing.

Ronaldo doesn't know how to describe his mood.

In fact, he just went to have fun with his lover. Elery always has a lot of whimsy. Ronaldo is still willing to spend time with his lover without affecting the team's performance.

When he was running forward with Elle Rico, Ronaldo didn't expect that they could really do it.

He never thought that he could take the 'humiliation' given by his opponents in the UEFA Champions League ten years ago with his own hands (or with his own feet) from Real Madrid.

After scoring the goal, Ronaldo looked back blankly until he saw the score change on the big screen, until he heard the fans singing, and until the Real Madrid team song hovered over the Bernabeu, he didn't react, his lover , waiting for him.

Ronaldo's sprint speed was very fast, he rushed to Elerique without reservation, and jumped on Elerrick's body.

Ronaldo, whose mind was blank, couldn't help it, couldn't help it, and desperately kissed Elle Rico's lips.

C Ronaldo held the back of Elle Rico's head in his right hand, and brought the face that he would never get tired of watching for many years close to him. In front of more than 8 people and so many broadcast cameras, it can be regarded as being in the world. Amidst the gazes of her, she kissed passionately for more than ten seconds before letting go of Ele Rick.

"You are a symbol of nobility and dignity, you are a knight of honor"

"Go all out to win and defend your noble white"

"ihalamadrid! ihalamadrid! ihalamadrid!"

Real Madrid's team song "Come on, Madrid" is still singing, and the fans don't seem to be touched by the scene of the "Stunning Kiss".

But Ronaldo, who let go of Elerique, has come to his senses. He knew what he had done, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

Did he cheat in front of the whole world?

"Damn!!! You are amazing!" Ramos rushed over, bringing the rest of the Real Madrid players along.

"Hey" Ellery didn't care about the hot kiss just now, he smiled heartlessly, and waited for someone to praise him with his waist.

Kaka glanced at Ronaldo, closed his eyes and sighed.

Brother can't be exposed, that can only be...

Kaka gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, pushed Ramos away, put her arms around Alerico's neck, pulled Alerico to bend down, and then gnawed on it.

After eating Kaka, who immediately let go, he patted Elrico hard.

"awesome!"

Kaka's actions seemed to remind the players of Real Madrid. Marcelo immediately put Kaka aside, raised his head and pouted, "I want to kiss too!"

Ramos, who was equaled by Ronaldo in the number of goals in the Champions League, was ready to move, thinking about whether he should also kiss him.

What if, a kiss can score a goal?

Thus, one of the greatest heroes who broke the record, Elery Ke was pulled by another hero, C Luo, and began to escape from the loved ones of his teammates.

"Don't run away! Elleric, just one bite! I'll just kiss one!"

"Chris kissed you for ten seconds! I'll just kiss you!!"

"Stop!! You can't be so biased!"

"Hey!!"

The author has something to say: 1.

Why the bgm in my head is the magic of love going round and round...

2.

There is also a festival of canned herring in Sweden, which is said to be a very good appetizer.

If you have a chance, let me know if you try it. (Smile)

3.

Little cuties~~~ Let's kiss too

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