Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Allerike has played in many positions, but no matter which position he plays, he rarely encounters the situation of losing the game.

Elleric's zero-block time has surpassed all the goalkeeper predecessors. It can be said that every time he plays as a goalkeeper, he is extending the goalkeeper's zero-block record time.Goalkeeper Elle Rico, undefeated.

In fact, regardless of the position, Elleric has encountered a draw.As for the failure, the most recent time was against Chelsea in an away game. Real Madrid lost the game 1:0 (with the visiting team behind).

The defeat a week ago didn't affect Elric's mood at first.

Because he found something more fun-being a defender to distract himself.However, after the match against Barcelona, ​​one was knocked into the air and the other was forced to stop. The frightened Elery found out, hey, it's time to play Chelsea again!

Wait, it looks like I lost last time.

Immediately, the flame of revenge ignited in Eleriko's heart.

When the game just ended a week ago, everyone in Real Madrid fell into a period of frustration after losing the game.Fortunately, Barcelona was waiting for them at the time, and the Real Madrid crowd forcibly raised their spirits to play this national derby.After the game against Barcelona was over, everyone in Real Madrid also passed the uncomfortable time of losing the game.

The current situation is that everyone in Real Madrid is emotionally stable and peaceful, and they feel confident that beating Chelsea at the Bernabeu should not be a problem.

And the only one in the team, Ele Rick who is overactive.

Karanka was very nervous before the game, and Mourinho would not be able to play in the next game, so he asked Karanka, an assistant coach, to act as the head coach on the field to ensure the correct execution of tactics.It is also necessary to quickly respond to all situations on the field and adjust tactics.

All assistant coaches definitely want to be head coaches in the future.

But there are also many assistant coaches who find that they are not suitable to be a head coach during their assistant years, such as Karanka.

He felt that his on-the-spot reaction ability was really poor.

There are also individual head coaches who have a set of pre-match tactics, designing a set of scripts, and if the game is really staged according to the script he set, he can strategize.

But once something outside the script happened in the game, those head coaches would appear extremely passive.

Kalanka thinks she is like this.

In the lower leagues, or other teams that respect tactics more, perhaps Karanka will not be so nervous.

But Real Madrid, where is Real Madrid's tactics this season?

Kicking and kicking, Elleric messed up the lineup.

Even if Ellery doesn't make trouble, the group of defenders running forward desperately will make the manufacturer's position look like a mess.

As long as Karanka thinks that he will face such a group of players on such an important occasion as the semi-finals of the Champions League, he must win...

Kalanka felt that she might not be able to bear such pressure.

Mourinho felt that he had arranged everything, walked up to the stands in advance with confidence, and made an expression that everything was under control.

Before the players, the spectators began to enter.

Mourinho warmly welcomed Sir Alex Ferguson, sitting next to him, surrounded by Real Madrid fans.Not only that, Mourinho also called all the players of Real Madrid's second-tier team to watch the game, saying that he wanted to give Ferguson a feeling of being at home.

In order to repay Sir Alex Ferguson's kindness in bringing eel jelly from Manchester to Chelsea, Mourinho ordered a national delicacy from Sweden - canned herring (surstromming), and planned to give Ferguson a copy on the spot.

Generally speaking, the production period of canned herring is around August every year.

From April to June every year, herring will spawn near the coast, and then caught by fishermen, they will be pickled and naturally fermented.

In order to prevent the herring from spoiling during the fermentation period, fishermen will boil the herring in high-concentration brine and then put it in cans.Wait until around August, the herring in the can starts to become sticky, and the air in the can expands due to fermentation.When the cans are full, it means that the canned herring is ready to go on the market.

But just like most commodities, even if the season is not right, as long as you have money, you can always buy some off-season products.Mourinho bought two cans of herring at a price much higher than the market price.

Canned herring is not allowed on the plane, so Mourinho also spent a high courier fee to transport it from Sweden to Madrid by land and sea.

No matter which browser you open and search for the worst-smelling food, canned herring will always be at the top of the list.Its smell is about 300 times that of natto, and it can make people turn blue, want to vomit, and lose control of their facial expressions.

When Mourinho brought a box of canned herring from home, for fear of accidentally opening it on the road, and handed it to Ferguson, Ferguson did not expose the can from the outer circle and was torn clean. See what this is.

Ferguson knew that Mourinho might want to take revenge on him, so he was uneasy and kind, but as an old man who thought he had seen everything, Ferguson still opened the can in full view.

Mourinho hurt the enemy by one and hurt himself by eight hundred.

The members of Real Madrid's second-tier team and Real Madrid fans around him began to vomit involuntarily.

If the security guards at the Bernabéu hadn't recognized the source of the 'stinky smell' as these two champion coaches, they might have asked people to leave the stadium on the spot--it's too f*cking to affect people watching the game!

Wearing a gas mask, the security guard took the can from Sir Alex, and then took it to the backstage at a speed of [-] meters to seal it before discarding it.

Just as Mourinho and Sir Alex Ferguson were panting 'dyingly', Allerike ran to the side of the court and told Mourinho the bad news that 'misfortunes never come singly'.

Just before the players officially entered the field, Karanka fainted due to excessive mental pressure. He is currently resting at the team doctor and cannot play.

Mourinho: ...

Eleryk tilted his head, his blond hair sticking softly to his face.

With a slight smile on his face and excitement in his eyes, Elerico looked like a little angel who came down from heaven, but he said words that made Mourinho collapse.

"In other words, we don't have a head coach for this game!"

"Then can we kick casually?"

"Can you?"

Elleric spoke so fast that he didn't even give Mourinho time to think about temporary countermeasures.

Mourinho looked at Elle Rico, and always felt that the little angel he saw before was an illusion. The curved horns on Elle Rico's head must be the sharp horns of the legendary devil!

"Hey, it seems that you don't need to ask sir, anyway, you are in the stands, and you can't control us~" Elleric waved at Mourinho, and started to jump back, completely ignoring Mourinho's presence on him. Behind him, he held his head and screamed like a groundhog.

No head coach? ? ! !

Coach Allah was in the stands, with his old rivals, enjoying the smell of canned herring.

The acting head coach was at the team doctor, exhaling, inhaling, inhaling, feeling the beauty of breathing.

Who is in charge on the field?

It's not just Mourinho who is thinking about this issue, Real Madrid's players are actually arguing about this issue.

The captain on the field, Ramos, shook his head in triple denial: "Don't look at me, I can't do it, find someone else."

Mourinho appointed goalkeeper Iker Casillas in this game: "The goalkeeper is already very tired, and I can't concentrate on doing other things."

When Cassie said this, his eyes were still sweeping over Ramos, Marcelo, Pepe and others one by one, trying to tell them with his eyes who was the reason for his so tired.

Ronaldo, who used to do his part in everything, did not stand still this time. He can play football and shoot, but he can command on the spot?Forget it, let's go find those midfielders who cut the black.

Ronaldo looked at Kaka, Alonso, Ozil, Shaheen and others standing in various places in the locker room.

At this time, Elleric also pushed open the door of the locker room and walked in.

"I told Mourinho~ let him not worry~"

Ellery said with a smile, "Mourinho thinks very openly. He thinks that he is in the stands anyway and can't do anything. It depends on our own performance."

Kaka frowned, a little disbelieving, "Really?"

"Yeah." Ellery nodded, "Mourinho didn't stop me, so let me come back!"

Mourinho: It's not that I don't have it, I can stop you if I stop you!

In the stands, beside Mourinho, besides the members of the second-tier team, there are also some retired players who love Real Madrid.They are very concerned about this semi-final that is enough to determine whether Real Madrid can reach the Champions League final and win the Champions League again.

So the man walked to Mourinho's side and lowered his voice and said a few words.

Mourinho thought for a while and thought that a dead horse should be treated as a living horse doctor, and nodded.

Mourinho took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Karanka and Real Madrid executives.

And that person, coming from Real Madrid's player tunnel familiarly, brushing his well-known face, came to the turbulent Real Madrid dressing room.

The starters and substitutes for this game in the locker room were very humble.

When the man opened the door and came in, there were bursts of exclamations.

On weekdays, he participated in the goalkeeper training with the home team, and Luca, who had always called Elle Rico 'Master', called 'Dad'.

Zinedine Zidane, the newly appointed assistant coach, touched his bald head, "Come on, let's go and beat Chelsea!"

When this group of people came out, the Real Madrid fans first stayed for more than 20 seconds, and then fell into appalling cheers.

In 2002, as a player of Real Madrid, Zidane won the Champions League trophy for Real Madrid.

Ten years have passed, and Real Madrid has never touched that trophy again, not even the runner-up.In other words, Real Madrid has never played in the Champions League final since that year.

Real Madrid, who has been ridiculed for many years in the UEFA Champions League, will be eliminated after qualifying in the group stage. In this semi-final, the best player of the UEFA Champions League in 02, UEFA The best player, French Footballer - Zidane.

Some fans cried the moment Zidane qualified.

The game has not yet been played, and the fans firmly believe that they will definitely win.

Zidane will definitely lead Real Madrid to the final again ten years later.

If you have to give a reason, the fans will tell you, this is faith!

Zidane was on the coach's bench, waving to the fans frequently, and he saw amazing screams from whichever stand he saw.

Elle Rico and Ronaldo warmed up on the court, watching this exciting scene.

Ronaldo looked at Zidane with some envy. He didn't know whether after he retired or appeared on a certain court again, he would still receive so much applause and cheers like Zidane.

Alerico's mouth pursed.

"Our new main coach, does his superpower increase lung capacity by waving his hands?"

It's also rare that Ronaldo can't keep up with his lover's logic, and doubts appear on his face.

"Then why can the fans shout so loudly for such a long time without lack of oxygen as long as he is waving his hand?"

C Luo: ...

Ellery raised the corners of his lips, "Chris, do you envy him?"

C Luo was taken aback, and nodded a little embarrassedly.

Ellery also nodded his head, making his blond hair tremble with the wind, "I also know that he was very powerful and great back then, he made a lot of contributions, and deserves all the cheers and applause. However, I I still have an idea, hehe."

Ellery touched his nose, grinned, showing his big white teeth, and there seemed to be two ignited fires in his eyes.

"Let's start with a goal and let the fans know they should—"

"Look at us!"

Look at us, cheer for us, this era belongs to us.

The author has something to say: 1.

Zidane started to be the assistant coach of the Real Madrid home team in June 13, and the timeline here was eaten by me.

Let me enjoy a period of time with Mourinho + Zidane.

2.

I saw a picture today, Master Shui was throwing the Champions League trophy, after throwing it, Messi was waiting to pick it up, and then...

you know.

Liverpool is really awesome.

3.

Who said I have a laugh every day!Not today!

But there is no joke, so you don’t leave a message qaq

4.

Don't ask me what canned herring tastes like, I'm a person who can't even accept durian, I can't give you science, I might suffocate...

Curiosity makes me eager to try, and fear of death makes me only eager to try.

5.

Love you~~~~~~ heart heart heart

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