Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Ellery discovered one of his weaknesses—fear of the cold.

If he hadn't come to Russia with the team to play games in the twelfth lunar month of winter, Ellery might never have discovered that he was so afraid of the cold in his life.

It stands to reason that winters in Germany and the UK are quite cold, but Ellery seldom appears outdoors.At most, when rushing from one place to another, they will also take a car.

The only chance for Ellery to experience the British winter is when he and Ronaldo walk home holding hands at Christmas.

At that time, how could Ellery notice whether it was cold or not?

Besides, can the British winter be the same as the Russian winter?

In February in Russia, the breath turns to ice, and the eyelashes freeze. If you dare to take it out on the street, you may be able to make a beautiful arc of icicles in your urine.

In this weather, walking out of the warm and heated locker room and coming to the stadium exposed to the air, Ellery felt goosebumps all over his body.

As a child, Elleric was taken to a lecture at a stadium.Of course, the Greenwald family got the best infield tickets.That is, on the added chair in the middle of the stadium, it seems to be very close to the speaker, and the position is right.But as long as it rains, you can get soaked all over.

Now Ellery felt like returning to that speech.

Surrounded by big Russian men wearing fur coats made of various animal skins, they sat around the court with heaters blaring under their feet.

As for their players on the field, they can only gain heat by running non-stop.

Fortunately, in this game, with Casey's father sitting in the goal, Ellery happily became a striker.

If Ellery was really allowed to be the goalkeeper, he might just hibernate in front of the goal.

What are you doing in such a cold day?

The weather is too cold, and the position of the goalkeeper cannot be moved.

In other positions, I ran around to find the ball by myself, and the few rounds of you coming and going made my body warm up.And the goalkeeper can't keep doing radio gymnastics in front of the goal, right?

Every time Mo Jun wants to attack Real Madrid's goal, Ale Rico will always run back.It's not about helping defense or needing to grab the ball, but going back along the way and telling Cassie's father to move!

In case Cassie's father was lazy, in this world of ice and snow, he watched no one attacking and shrank in front of the goal.When someone actually comes to shoot, a side dive, and then a stiff muscle pulls, it's funny.

Ellery was terrified at the thought of pulling a muscle, taking a few months off, and then being stuck as goalie all the time.

He would rather have a muscle strain than Cassie's father!

So when a group of burly men rushed towards the Real Madrid goal, Elleric, who was wearing a black away jersey, would also run back to supervise Cassie doing a set of warm-up exercises.

Casillas was so genuinely concerned that he was almost moved to tears.

How many substitutes are waiting for the main players to be injured and then grab the position?But his 'substitute' was more unacceptable to him being injured than himself.

Ronaldo always feels that the camera lens has been chasing him today, so he had to run more frequently, trying to get rid of the lens.

On weekdays, if there is a camera following him, Ronaldo doesn't mind. Maybe when he is in a good mood, he will do a pedicure, do something like cycling, and let the audience on the camera side scream.But today, Ronaldo doesn't want to see things like cameras at all.

A few days ago, in Kaka's 'kindness' message, Elery knew that he was going to prepare a Valentine's Day gift for a certain 'girlfriend'.

Elleric certainly didn't believe that Ronaldo had cheated just because of Kaka's words.

But Ronaldo's head was in the hands of Elle Rico, wiping his wet hair.

Then Eleryk trembled, and accidentally plucked a handful of hairs.

Ronaldo looked at the black curly hair in the towel in the palm of Ellery, whether his heart hurts or his scalp hurts more.

Anyway, in the league game on February 2, Ronaldo and Mourinho applied not to participate because of personal 'physical' reasons.

Mourinho thought about letting Ronaldo take a vacation to recharge his batteries and prepare for the Champions League, so he agreed without saying anything.If Mourinho knew that Ronaldo's physical problem was just a hair problem, it shouldn't be so easy to solve the problem.

Ronaldo wore a hat for a few days when he went out, and he didn't want to go out without a hat.

Ronaldo also thought about whether to go to the barber shop and get a new hairstyle to cover it up. It's better than looking alopecia areata now.

The private hair stylist looked at it for a long time, thinking about how to cover up this large piece of 'hair loss'.

It's a bit too difficult to pretend, it's better to just shave your head.

Hearing such suggestions, Ronaldo decided to believe in the growth rate of his hair, and when applying pomade before the game, he paid more attention to gathering the surrounding hair to the 'disaster' position to cover it.

It's just that this kind of cover is temporary. With running, sweating and wind blowing, the hair that is covered around will always return to its proper position.

So when Ronaldo made the classic 'giant roar' action to celebrate after scoring a goal, the camera lens was not aimed at Ronaldo's face, but the back of his head.

After discovering the behavior of the camera sneaking around, Ronaldo immediately changed his celebration and lay down on the ground.

How?What's wrong with not lying down for the celebration?

If you have a camera, you can sneak over from under the lawn and take a picture of the back of your head!

Ronaldo's "Looking at the Starry Sky" celebration action of this mechanism only helped him share the attention from the players and spectators on the court.And the group of fans in front of the screen had already started pulling the progress bar back to pause, looking at Ronaldo's suspected bald head.

#No!Have we been playing football in England for too many years?Contagious baldness? #

#My God, C Luo is going bald! #

#I feel bald will not just be bald, the lower part of the back of the head?Is it so strange? #

#I also think this piece may not fall naturally? #

#Not natural baldness, what kind of baldness is that?Got ripped off?Stop making trouble, is Ronaldo a kitten who just learned how to fight, and will he get scratched bald? #

#Don't believe in the naturally falling upstairs door, have you ever heard a word called 'alopecia areata'? #

#If you haven't heard of 'Alopecia areata', do you know the partial baldness caused by migraine?It is said that it may be caused by a lot of pressure and the like. #

#My brain hole has stayed at the stage of c Luo kitten, scratching with a certain kitten#

#Stop talking, I'm looking for another kitten! #

The blond hair of the bald little kitten Elle Rico fluttered in the air softly, bringing a little bit of coldness.

Ellery finally understood why so many players like to wear headbands. It would be nice to have some fabric to keep their heads warm.

The match between Real Madrid and Morocco ended in a 2:2 draw.

Although it was a draw, Real Madrid, which scored two away goals, took the initiative in the next round.

When the Bernabéu meets Mo Jun, a 0:0 draw will allow him to advance.

Feeling that the promotion is in sight, Mourinho, who is in a very happy mood, waved his hand, giving the main players who were coldly doubting their lives a holiday.

Ronaldo looked at the articles in the newspaper saying that he was "bald" with a livid face, even if he was on vacation, he couldn't make him feel better.

Forget it, let's find trouble with a certain little Luca who even leaked his secret after collecting hush money.

Ronaldo has been in a bad mood for the past few days because of his slippery hands, and Ellery is trying to make up for it.

Although he always teased Rooney that it was time for a hair transplant, Ellery didn't pay much attention to 'baldness' and 'hairline'.After all, Ellery had never seen a Greenwald bald.

Now that Ronaldo has unfortunately fallen into a crisis of 'baldness', Ellery suddenly became interested in this phenomenon and began to investigate bald people.

If you don’t see it, you don’t know, people spend nearly 200 billion euros on hair growth and transplantation every year.Many young people in their 30s and [-]s already have a bottle of Bawang in their hands.For those Europeans who don’t know about Bawang duangduang hair tonic, as long as there is ginger on the shampoo or what stimulates hair growth, they will buy it and try it at home without saying a word.

Elery suddenly thought of his own 'Da Huan Dan'.

Dahuandan, which can promote the body's self-healing system, if it is improved and reduced, can it promote the growth of hair follicles?

Eleryk first called Professor X.

Professor Charles Xavier, being a 'bald' himself, stated that he had tried everything and it really didn't work.But leaving his own example aside, in fact, a certain patent he studied in the past few years may be able to treat the symptoms.

There is a mutant in Professor X's school, his hair grows when he gets excited.After training, he can use his hair for offense or defense.

These are all background information, the important thing is that Professor X once invited this mutant to conduct an experiment.

Finally, in the cells of this mutant, a factor was found that was very beneficial for hair growth.It not only stimulates hair follicles, but also has a certain repairing effect on hair follicle damage after dyeing and perming.

Of course, this kind of factor can already be cultivated by Professor X himself, instead of extracting it from mutants every time he needs hair tonic.

And this 'hair growth factor' is very useful for other people.But for Professor X, who was obsessed with long hair, it was of no use at all.

Indeed, after rubbing the lotion containing hair growth factors, Professor X's scalp hair follicles were stimulated, and a thin layer of stubble would grow, but it would fall off within 2 hours and drift away with the wind.So Professor X didn't take this patent seriously.

Professor X only remembered it today when Ellery mentioned it.

After Elery heard the good news, he called Tony Stark again, hoping to find someone to invest in developing this hair tonic and save all the people who used to have hair but are now getting rarer and rarer.

This group of people is not just middle-aged uncles with hair loss, but also young people whose hair is caused by work pressure and study pressure.

Ellery thought in his heart that this would be a profitable business, but was rejected by Tony.

"Why refuse? This will make money!"

"I'm not short of money." Tony Stark is really not short of money at all. Although the Stark Group has given up the arms trade, the new energy market has brought Stark a steady stream of income. up.

"Then aren't you willing to save these poor people?"

"I don't lose my hair either, it's none of my business." Tony thought for a while and added, "If you lose your hair, I'll help you research hair tonic, and then I'll give it to you when I laugh enough." Use it."

"Then why did you refuse!" Elery curled her lips, was she going to ask her elder brother?But it has been agreed before that he will not interfere in the family business even if he is killed...

Is there going to be a wave of 'True Fragrance' law?

"I just don't want to be called in the future: Bald Buster Iron Man."

"It's too ugly."

The author has something to say: 1.

Well, well, it can't end because of slippery hands and 'holding' the head.

Then you can only follow what you hoped in the comment area and leave a message, Ronaldo will be bald. ╮(╯_╰)╭

I am such a little angel who is considerate of readers, you will be what you say!

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Today my friend told me that the Big Bang Theory, which I have been chasing for ten years from high school to PhD, is over, and Iron Man is also over, and I feel depressed.

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Let Tony play again.

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