Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

"Uncle Chris, are you the unbelievable scumbag that the teachers said?"

C Luo: ...

Which kindergarten teacher would say this to a child?Scumbag?Emotional liar?What kind of topic is this talking about?

Is the fairy tale ending of the prince and princess?

Ronaldo can't imagine why Luka knows so many words that don't meet this age.Could it be that the kindergarten teacher just brought it up when he was explaining the married life of the prince and princess?

Ronaldo felt that it was necessary for him to have a good chat with Luca's teacher.Not just himself, Ronaldo decided to take Kaka with him to talk about Luca's education.

As for two big men going to the kindergarten to find a teacher together, and talking about children, would it seem a bit ridiculous, Ronaldo didn't think so at all!

But before chatting with the teacher, Ronaldo felt that it was necessary to close this matter first.

"Luka, I'm not an emotional liar," Ronaldo put down the pad, turned around, and said to Luca who was lying on the sofa, "I..."

"!! Is Uncle Chris going to silence you?" Luka held his little face in his hands, pretending to be scared, and he was still lying on the sofa motionless.

Ronaldo began to wonder if his handsome face was a bit hideous.

"No, no, I just want to explain to you."

Luca tilted his head, "Uncle Chris doesn't need to explain, I'm easy to talk, as long as it's placed on the top shelf of the kitchen freezer, those tinned cakes that I can't reach can be sealed."

Ronaldo: OK, I understand.

Ronaldo stood up resignedly, picked up Luka, and came to the large freezer in the kitchen.

Two days ago, during the promotion of dental health science in the kindergarten, I checked the children's teeth for free, and found that Luca's teeth had a little bit of tooth decay.For this reason, Ellery not only began to supervise the little angel's teeth brushing every morning and evening, but also reduced the little angel's daily sugar input.

To protect your teeth, start with one less dessert a day.

So, for the canned cake that Ellery tried to make in the past two days, Luca always said that he had seen it but never eaten it.

Elle Rico discovered an internet celebrity cake on the Internet two days ago, so he decided to make it himself and try it out.This is a cake packed in a small can, which is eaten with a spoon, and one can is just right for each person.

Elle Rico also specially made three different flavors.

A selection of Earl Gray milk tea and Sri Lankan black tea, a layer of milk tea whipped cream and a layer of chiffon cake are superimposed, and finally a little caramel pearls are sprinkled on top of the milk tea flavor, which is Elle Rico's favorite.

Strawberry cheese cream, chiffon cake, and fresh strawberry dices alternate layers of strawberry flavor. It is a specially selected low-fat cream. Even Kaka can try a little taste.

As well as Luca's favorite Oreo flavor, it is sealed with salted butter, added with cold and smooth cocoa mousse, and sprinkled with crushed Oreos on the top, which tastes rich and varied.

However, because of Luca's dental problems, these three cakes were solved by Elle Rico, Kaka and Marcelo respectively.

Not a single bite was left for Luca.

Luka just watched his father, uncle with shaggy hair and his favorite Al eat up the cake, and tears rolled in his eyes several times because of grievance.

The little man Luca finally held back his tears, but began to use his brain to find a way, thinking about how to eat the tinned cake.

For the past two days, Luka has been wandering around Kaka and Elrico. Whenever he sees someone, he will show how much he wants to help.

However, Ellery saw through Luca's little thoughts at a glance, and said that if you don't feed him, or if you don't feed him, the little angel will also have tooth decay.

As for Kaka, he happily ate Luka's share.

You must know that Ellery usually makes things for three people, all for himself, Ronaldo and Luca, and never for Kaka.Taking advantage of her son's dental health problems, Kaka finally ate a sweet cake.

And Ronaldo's share is often given to Marcelo, Ozil and others by Ronaldo.

Real Madrid doctors' riddle about Marcelo and Mesut Ozil's ever-threatening body fat may never be answered.

Since neither his father nor brother Al could satisfy him, Luca set his sights on Ronaldo.

Satisfied, the little angel was lifted high by C Luo, opened the freezer with his own hands, took out an Oreo-flavored cake tin, dug a mouthful with a small spoon, and put it in his mouth.

Ah, this sweet taste must be the joy of the victory of the revolution!

"Luka, I remember your promise." Ronaldo touched the little angel's curly hair.

Luka nodded, "Don't worry, Uncle Chris, I won't tell Elder Brother that you found a girlfriend!"

"I didn't find a girlfriend..." Ronaldo held his forehead, feeling ashamed of cheating on children.

"It's all right, I won't tell. Uncle Chris, I understand."

"The teacher told us that men who are in two boats like to argue. But you have paid me a hush money, so I won't sue Brother Al."

Ronaldo was thinking about whether to correct the "impression" of himself in Luca's little head.After thinking about it for a while, Ronaldo felt that it was too tiring to communicate with children, so he stopped talking.

Anyway, it has been 'sealed'.

That night, when Kaka was preparing for dessert after dinner, he found that there should be three cake tins in the refrigerator, but he only saw two.

Ronaldo is a man who is strict with himself to the limit in order to maintain his muscles. It is impossible for him to eat.

Elleric has a deep love for milk tea recently, and the lack of that cake is the Oreo flavor that Elleric doesn't like very much.

The case is broken!

there is only one truth.

"Luka, can you tell Dad, how did you reach that cake tin?" Luka smiled softly, "Dad doesn't want to blame you for stealing it, but he is afraid that you will climb up to get the tin by yourself , will get hurt."

"If you get hurt, Dad will feel bad!"

Probably it was the worry in Kaka's eyes that was about to overflow, which made Luka answer unconsciously.

"Don't worry, Dad, I'm not stupid so I won't do dangerous things!" When Luka said, he puffed out his chest and was very proud of himself, "I asked Uncle Chris to hold me."

Very well, the accessory in this case is: Cristiano Ronaldo.

But why should the accessory help the principal offender?What exactly is the motivation?

"Ah, someone will help you, so Dad can rest assured." Kaka said with a smile, "But, why did Uncle Chris give Luka a cake? Did Luka lie to Uncle, your teeth are all right now?" ? Lying is not a good boy!"

"I don't have one!" Luka writhed on the bed, "It's because Uncle Chris lied, and he needed Luca to help cover up the favor fee he gave me! Luca is not a liar!"

C Luo, lied to someone?

Kaka suddenly became curious.

Who did Ronaldo lie to, to be discovered by his own baby, and to be 'blackmailed'?

"It's not good to lie to people, and Luka shouldn't help him hide it." Kaka deliberately poked his face with a straight face, and poked Luka's little face with his finger.

"Well... But, but I paid the hush money and promised not to tell Brother Al." Luka moved his little butt, feeling a little uneasy on the bed.

Ronaldo lied to Elle Rico?

so interesting?

"That's okay, Luca only promised not to tell Elle Rico, and if he didn't promise, he wouldn't tell Dad~"

"Then Luka told Dad, Dad can tell Elery for you!"

Luka thought about it, and not only did he get it, but he also kept his promise.

perfect!

For the good father who thought of a solution, Luca presented a meme, and then began to explain the story of Ronaldo stepping on two boats because he made a girlfriend.

In Luca's words, Ronaldo, who wanted to celebrate his girlfriend in the middle of the two games and was still asking people on the forum, is simply the most shameful emotional liar.

In the end, Luka also felt a little bit of emotion, his favorite brother Al suffered.

Kaka: ...

Kaka's first reaction was that his little angel made a mistake.The relationship between Elle Rico and Ronaldo is clearly a pure brotherhood.It has nothing to do with emotional liars.

Even if Ronaldo has a girlfriend and wants to hide it from Elle Rico, it's probably because Elle Rico is still single, and Ronaldo doesn't want to show off.

Kaka also experienced the kind of thing where he made a girlfriend and was teased by the brothers in the team.

Kaka just touched Luka's little head like this, thinking that even if the little angel made a mistake, he was so cute.

After Kaka printed a goodnight kiss on Luca's forehead, he turned and left, closing the door behind him.

Detective Kaka finally felt that he might have made a mistake, not Luca.

Kaka has always been a sensible person.

In the midfield position, only those who use their brains can make a difference.Those who have a good sense of the ball but don't like to use their brains may be able to be a decent striker, but they will definitely not be able to be a midfielder.

Of course, most people who play football well have good brains.

After Luca's words awakened the dreamer, Kaka began to recall his life in Ronaldo's house for half a year.There are too many details to explain many things.

Kaka went to Ronaldo's bedroom, planning to talk to someone.

It was Elrico in pajamas who opened the door, while Ronaldo was taking a shower in the bathroom.

If it was in the past, Kaka might think that Ronaldo and Ellery appeared in the same room because they chatted late at night.

Now, Kaka only feels that he was probably blind or brain twitched before.

"Looking for Chris? Then wait a minute." Elery turned his head and shouted towards the bathroom.

Ellery sat by the bed, unplugged the phone that was charging by the bed, and prepared to check Twitter.

That's right, one mobile phone is charging at the bedside, and the other occupies the socket at the other bedside.Kaka really didn't understand how he thought this picture was so ordinary before.

"Eleric..."

Hearing Kaka's voice, Ellery raised his head with a question mark on his face.He was just about to start a game and play when he heard Kaka calling him. Fortunately, he hadn't queued up yet, otherwise he might have cheated his teammates.

"Are you and Chris together?"

The doubts on Ellery's face became heavier, "You have lived with us for more than half a year, haven't you noticed that we are together?"

"No, no, I don't mean you two live together, I can see that, I mean..." Kaka thought that Ellery didn't understand her, and tried to explain.

Then Kaka saw the smile on Ele Rick's face.

Elle Rico didn't misunderstand Kaka's problem, he just used this method to tease the Brazilian midfielder who discovered the 'truth' half a year later.

"So you are really..." Kaka opened her mouth with some difficulty.He didn't know what to say.Guessing is one thing, being acknowledged is another.

"Well, we are the kind who plan to get married and stay together for the rest of our lives." Ronaldo came out wrapped in a towel, his hair still dripping.

Because of Kaka's problem, Ronaldo suddenly thought of what Valentine's Day gift to give.

He needs to give one to Ele Rick, who can prove that this cute blonde belongs to Ronaldo alone.

ring?

Put it in the backpack during training and competition, the kind of thing that is usually stuffed in the collar that is not easy to be found?

Ronaldo casually threw the towel to Elle Rico, and continued to wrap himself in the bath towel that couldn't cover anything, sitting on the edge of the bed in a stable manner.

Elery easily picked up the towel and helped Ronaldo wipe his hair.

Kaka didn't know that Ronaldo would always help Ellery.He only saw Elleric's 'little wife' generally 'serving' Ronaldo like this.

Suddenly, Kaka remembered the words he promised his little angel to 'forward' to Elric.Kaka decides to verbally condemn someone.

"Since you've decided to marry Elle Rick, why are you looking for a girlfriend?"

"Scumbag!"

Ronaldo yelled at Kaka in his heart,

"Can't you wait for my head to leave Little Al's hand before saying this?!"

Tomorrow's sun, I don't know if it will look good qwq

The author has something to say: 1.

Card Detective Card: It's fun to tease my son.

2.

Elleric's hands slipped for a while, Ronaldo...

season finale!

How about it!

3.

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