Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Sir Alex Ferguson Retires!The end of the Manchester United dynasty? "

"Manchester United are looking for a new king!Could it be him? "

Sir Alex Ferguson said Manchester United will not become a transfer supermarket! "

"Multiple Buying Greenwald! "

The Champions League game is over, and Ferguson's retirement has become a foregone conclusion.

After a few days of carnival, everyone in Manchester United held a grand retirement party for Ferguson Ferguson. Even the Queen of England said that he would honor Ferguson Ferguson at the end of the year.Next is the transfer period that Manchester United has to face.

This year, Manchester United achieved good results in five championships, and many people in the team have received invitations from various teams.

The entire Manchester United is like a supermarket with its doors wide open, facing the choice of many clubs.

If Ferguson chooses to continue coaching and stay at Manchester United, most of Manchester United's players will not have the idea of ​​leaving, unless it is a few people who have been on the bench all year round.

However, Ferguson's retirement also means that Manchester United is about to usher in a new coach.Who can ensure that the next successor can drive such a high-profile Manchester United?

In fact, no matter when Ferguson retires, there will be such fluctuations.After all, Ferguson is 70 years old, and sooner or later he will retire, either this year or next year.Therefore, when the senior management of the Manchester United club received the notice that Ferguson had the idea of ​​'retiring', they were already prepared.

It's just that no one could have imagined at the time that Manchester United would win five championships this season.Let those clubs who are ready to 'snap up' Manchester United players compete for bids.

For a while, Manchester United stood on the cusp.

Not only Elle Rico, Rooney, Owen, including Smalling, etc., as long as they are players in the Manchester United squad, they have received offers from many clubs.

The sports sections of various newspapers are reporting news related to Manchester United.

Many discerning people have already seen it, and even judged it directly from some of Mendes' performances.The new little prince of Manchester United probably has the idea of ​​leaving!

The reporters excitedly went to interview Sir Alex Ferguson, trying to get some information from the old man.

Sir Alex Ferguson said that he has retired. If you have any questions, please go to the senior management of Manchester United or the future head coach of Manchester United.

So the reporters were even happier.

It's okay if Ferguson doesn't accept interviews. Who is Manchester United's current acting head coach?

Although there was no game, when Ferguson retired, he asked his assistant coach Meulenstin to temporarily take the position of head coach.

In the eyes of the reporter, Mullenstin is a piece of meat that is easy to bully!

Facing the questions from the reporters, Meulensteen took out Sir Alex's note and read it accordingly.

"Want to buy Alerico? Yes."

"The five-time champion goalkeeper, with a record of zero seals for a whole season, is worth at least 7000 million."

The reporters' eyes lit up, 7000 million?Wouldn't that be 1000 million cheaper than Ronaldo's transfer two years ago?

The mouthpiece media of individual clubs have already started to send messages to the top management of their own clubs.

7000 million!

Although it is not cheap, but I always feel that Manchester United is giving away for nothing!

Faced with this price, Mourinho snorted coldly.

It's actually 1000 million more expensive than the quotation you gave yourself at the time?

Think about it carefully, this is the goalkeeper who blocked Barcelona in the Champions League final, and it is also possible to add 1000 million.

However, Mourinho already knows Ferguson's routine, and he is waiting for the other half price.

"That's the price of a goalkeeper."

"Our Elery is not just a goalkeeper, he is also an excellent striker. He is a striker who can penetrate Barcelona's goal twice in the Champions League final. It can be counted as 7000 million. The price of strikers has always been much higher than that of goalkeepers. You too knew."

Meulensteen was holding the "tips in the bag" cheat sheet given by Sir Alex Ferguson in his hand, and he was talking to the reporters.

"Together, that's 4000 million."

Reporters who heard this:  …

Mourinho: Humph!I knew it!

Tucao return to Tucao, Mourinho directly took a screenshot of Sir Alex Ferguson's chat history to himself before talking about the price, and sent it to Lafayette, saying that he could ask for a friendship price of 1.176 million for Real Madrid.In any case, it is more than 2000 million cheaper!

Mourinho's friendship is quite valuable!

Looking at the goal frame and net that had just been moved home, Levitt was very satisfied.

Richard reminded him insinuatingly that Elle Rico's room is relatively small, and the goal frame may not be able to fit.With a wave of his hand, Leavitt expanded the old house.Especially in his own room, there must be a place to put all the things his brother gave him!

Levitt, who was contemplating how to expand the old house, was in a bad mood immediately after hearing that his younger brother's "price" was so "cheap".The president development plan for Real Madrid is once again on the agenda.

Ferguson is busy looking for a successor, Mendes is busy talking about transfers, and Levitt is busy cultivating the president of Real Madrid.

Eleryk, just like Master Bao who wanted to be released, was about to start his life of playing games in a dead house - and then he received an email from Mendes.

Ellery really doubts whether Mendes also has superpowers, the kind of avatar.Why do you have to be busy with so many things and still have time to take care of yourself?

Coca-Cola has always been the big brother in the beverage industry, but Pepsi is a latecomer, and quickly occupied the market share through several excellent advertising campaigns.Since 2000, Pepsi's market growth rate and profits have far exceeded Coca-Cola.

In recent years, because of China's entry into the World Cup finals, the Chinese market has also begun to accept products endorsed by various football stars. In 06, the Coca-Cola Company invited the immature Ronaldinho Ronaldinho to endorse Coca-Cola.However, as Pepsi invited Kaka, Messi, Beckham and others, Coca-Cola still has no early days.

Ronaldo himself does not drink Coke.If someone searches for the keywords of Ronaldo and Coke, they will know that when Ronaldo first arrived at Manchester United, he drank Coke and was pressed against the wall of the dressing room by Giggs, the senior man of Manchester United. In my football career, I must not touch carbonated drinks.

But who made Coca-Cola pay enough?

Mendes was tempted for a moment, so he helped Ronaldo accept the Coca-Cola advertisement.

At least that's what Mendes told Ronaldo.

Elleric looked at this ad that he was going to cooperate with Ronaldo again, and sighed as he thought about the Nike sneaker ad that he was about to air.Why is the commercial script that Mendes brings so weird every time?From elf princes to Poseidon mermaids and today's - women's bigwig?

The plot is very simple. Elery is the princess trapped in the castle. Ronaldo carried the football all the way to defeat the dragon and enter the contract.Just when he was about to enter the princess's room, he was caught in a witch's trap and fell to the ground weakly.

The Coke in Ronaldo's hand rolled into the room just opened. Princess Al picked up the Coke, opened the bottle cap, took a sip, and smiled happily.

Then the princess walked up to the warrior Ronaldo, bent down, picked up the warrior by the waist, and walked out of the castle.

"Your script, Chris hasn't read it." Elery finished reading the script expressionlessly.All he thought in his heart was that it might not be easy for Ronaldo to be embraced by his princess in public.

"No, no. I gave Chris another incomplete script. Hehehe." Mendes had already arrived at Elerique's dressing room, watching his youngest son being dressed as a little daughter.

"Are you sure Chris will agree?"

"Ah... His script is so weak that he closes his eyes on the ground. When the time comes, you can use it yourself, just hug it!"

"Hehe, you really think highly of me."

I have to admit that Ellery was very interested in this kind of thing, and he agreed to the shooting plan immediately without mentioning Mendesdo.But for Mendez's other proposal, Ellery could only roll his eyes in return.

Mendes didn't tell Ronaldo that the partner for this shoot was Elle Rico, saying that it was a woman invited by the Coca-Cola Company.Mendes also swears that this is a "scare" for Ronaldo, to see if Ronaldo can recognize Elle Rico in women's clothing.

Elleric turned on his phone and started the live broadcast platform, ignoring the fans who poured into the platform and the reporters who asked him if he would transfer, and directly stated the current situation.

"Now it's, I, Elleric Dressmaker Greenwald, I'm going to meet Chris soon."

"My agent said Chris couldn't recognize me. I said Chris must have known me at first sight."

"To this end, we made a bet."

"If Chris recognizes me, I'll win, then everyone will get nothing, and my lovely manager also promised to let me spend a relaxing summer vacation without taking any tasks."

"But if Chris doesn't recognize me, then after I lose, my agent will ask me to sign [-] posters. With this ad gift, I will be exhausted by accepting a lot of adverts during the summer vacation..."

"My social media account is currently in the hands of the agent, and I am not allowed to give Chris an early warning."

"As for you, my agent suggests that you choose to post all kinds of confusing news on Chris's social media. After all, if I lose, you may have signed posters."

"If someone else alerts Chris and my agent finds out, then cancel this bet."

"By the way, Chris' cell phone is currently with the agent, so he can't watch the live broadcast."

Ellery simply and directly introduced the "how to play" of the bet, and changed the announcement in the live broadcast room into a bet.After finishing speaking, Elleric put the mobile phone in front of the dressing table, allowing the audience to monitor that he did not violate the rules, and at the same time, let everyone see how the women's clothing boss was born.

"I will sit in the room and wait for Chris, and I won't stand up, don't worry." Elery rolled his eyes, "If I stand up, Chris's first reaction will be 'ah, this The familiar height difference' ha ha ha ha."

#罗总Know that you blackmail his height every day? ? #

#我们家77 turned out to be a girl! #

#2-meter girls are so cute, is my aesthetic okay? #

#luoskirt?Is it a luo skirt?Since she is a princess, it should be a white and pink lace dress! #

#我有思想了自己的性感, I feel that I may be bent, I need to talk to my girlfriend#

Big brother of #ls, I told you no use.My girlfriend said she is going to bend too, she wants to like girls and not me qaq#

#胶衡到一个摄影，77 met c Luo, and then c Luo hardened to show respect hahahaha#

Ellery tilted his head obediently so that the stylist could give him long hair and glanced at the barrage.

Whether Ronaldo will be tough when he meets a girl now is a very good question.

Probably to match the skirt, this time Elle Rico's hair extension is the longest in the advertising style.This made Elle Rico start thinking about whether Coca-Cola was acquired by Tony Stark.Tony said last time that he was Rapunzel, and now his hair can hang down to the ground.

After Ellery finished putting on her makeup, she sat on the sofa, crossed her legs and played mobile games, waiting for Ronaldo to come in.

Mendez handed over the live mobile phone to the staff, hid behind the door, and waited for the picture of the 'gamble' to be captured.

The barrage is still scrolling through the screen, feeling that Elerique's sitting posture, if not for the long skirt, would be gone.

Suddenly, Eleric's ears moved, he put down his phone, tugged at his skirt, and sat down obediently.

When the audience watching the live broadcast didn't know what happened, Ronaldo opened the door and walked in.

#Fuck, did you hear Mr. Luo's footsteps? #

No one answered him with barrage, and everyone waited with bated breath for the next scene.

When Mendes came in with Ronaldo, he pointed at Elle Rico and introduced nonsense, this is a new model, the popularity has been very high recently.

The phone was confiscated by the agent, and Ronaldo, who hadn't contacted his lover for a long time, was a little annoyed, but he turned around politely, ready to greet his advertising partner.

Ellery smiled sweetly, made a false voice, and said, "Mr. C Luo, hello."

#? ? ?Cutie can do this trick? #

#天娜 This voice is a girl when you close your eyes and hear it! #

Everyone in the barrage unanimously boasted that Ellery respected the bet, and even played false voices to deceive Ronaldo.

And Ronaldo frowned, walked two steps closer to the sofa, and shouted, "Al?"

Ellery tilted his head and made a cute expression of doubt, "Is Mr. C Luo calling me?"

Netizens on the bullet screen who thought they were going to collapse said that Elery was extremely dedicated, and he was still pretending to be exposed.

Ronaldo smiled, and he already recognized that the person in front of him was Elleric.

Elleric looked pretty like a girl when she was a child, but her facial features are also neutral when she grows up.It's just that Alerrick's height and aura are there, and few people will mistake him for a girl.

Maybe someone would make a mistake when Ellery was sitting, but Ronaldo definitely wouldn't.

Eight years of relationship has made Ronaldo very familiar with Ellery. The tone of speech will change, but the rhythm and method will not.The appearance can be made up, but the habitual movements will not change.After all, Ellery is not a professional actor, and it is impossible to really play a second personality. For those who are familiar with him, they will definitely recognize him.

Ronaldo thinks maybe Rooney can recognize it.

No, Rooney can't... Rooney is stupid.

Ronaldo sat on the sofa, took Alerico's hand and touched it twice.

"Lovely lady, are you single?"

Elleric saw Ronaldo blinking at him in front of him, and really recognized himself, and immediately replied 'yes' pretending to be shy, and continued acting with Ronaldo.

"What a coincidence, me too. Maybe it's fate!"

Millions of netizens rubbed their hands excitedly, ready to witness the president's awkward chat, earthy love talk, and forcibly flirting with 'sisters'.

Mendes felt like he had shot himself in the foot.

"Then Mr. Ronaldo, what kind of person do you like?" Alerrick's smile was still sweet, but he sent a proposition.

"The one fifteen centimeters taller than me."

The author has something to say: 1.

Ronaldo will never admit that he can recognize Elle Rico because he fantasized about someone marrying him in a wedding dress! !

2.

Leavitt is particularly looking forward to this ad.

The younger brother controlled him, but he actually hid his sister-controlled attributes! !

3. thanks

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

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