Brother beggar, don't wave to guard the gate

Among the Barcelona players who can understand English, they are translating Elle Rico's words for Messi.

Messi is currently only greeting in English, and he has to drag Ronaldo as an interpreter when the Golden Globe Awards are presented.

He laughed when he heard his teammates say that Manchester United's young goalkeeper exaggerated and said that he would score in the second half.

"Then let's play defensive counterattack."

As long as Manchester United's goalkeeper rushes out, Barcelona will attack with all their strength and catch the opponent by surprise.

Elery, who is fairly good at Spanish, heard this and planned to challenge the trust between people.

The little goalkeeper who had agreed to attack in the second half, had been guarding the goal tightly, not moving.

Messi: What about shooting through our goal?You come out!

Elleric still stayed in front of his house, looking very serious and serious in guarding the door with a blank expression.In fact, the solution is still running in the mind.

How about putting some water and letting Barcelona score a goal?

In this way, it can be delayed until overtime, and then take advantage of the rest time before overtime to ask the staff to change the net?

Wait until overtime to shoot another one, and then put another water.

Then you can come to the penalty kick and shoot through another one.

Complete the three shoot-through missions?

No, it's really a shame for the competitive spirit to release water.

Brother Beggar thought for a while and rejected this solution.

Manchester United's players retreated to their own half, holding their breath and preparing to defend to the end to win.

Sir Alex Ferguson is not nervous at all in the face of this kind of 'Barcelona attack' which is exactly the same as the first half.He was holding the trembling hand tightly before, but now it is quietly placed on his belly that steals the spotlight.Even the chewing gum was replaced with bubble gum, and after blowing out a huge bubble, the 'pata' bubble burst.

On the contrary, the Barcelona players were unable to attack for a long time and began to get a little impatient.

Facing the crowded Manchester United penalty area, Barcelona has nothing to do. As long as they get close to the penalty area, they will be robbed of the ball, and there are various small movements within the rules that prevent them from shooting.

Manchester United's defenders did not dare to foul in front of the referee, for fear of getting a red card and leaving the field early.But this does not prevent Manchester United's defenders from holding up their pp from time to time, showing off their buttocks and squeezing the Barcelona forwards to pass the ball.

What's more, they all started talking trash.

For this game, Manchester United's defenders have all started to learn foreign languages.

Elleric said that he really can't speak Spanish swear words...

When he was learning Spanish, the tutor Leavitt hired for him didn't dare to teach him dirty words.

"What about Chris? Didn't he tell you any curse words in Spain?" Rooney expressed his disbelief. When Ronaldo first came to Manchester United, he played in a hurry on the pitch, and all kinds of Spanish came out. , Listening to the tone is not like a good word.

Elleric had no choice but to call Ronaldo in front of them, asking for advice on how to say some Spanish trash talk.

Ronaldo answered the phone, and his reaction after hearing Elle Rico's request was: ...

In the past at Manchester United, in order to practice English, he rarely spoke Spanish with Ellery.

Up to now, he can't swear to Elery in front of so many people!

Say shit, and he'll think of that move, and then he'll just have to show respect.

Ronaldo had no choice but to use all his prehistoric strength to hold back a few words that did not involve any dirty words, but sounded extremely unpleasant, and taught them to the Manchester United players.

While talking, Ronaldo beckoned Ramos to come to him.

I want Real Madrid's defenders to teach them the tricks of man-marking Barcelona and Messi.

Before Ramos could speak, Marcelo smiled and said, "Defensive trick? We don't have it! We don't defend."

Iker Casillas: Despair.jpg

So in the end, Cassie's father, the Spanish international himself, began to teach Manchester United's defense how to talk trash in Spanish without being punished by the referee.

Real Madrid's defense team faced the wall and thought while thinking whether Cassie's trash talk was meant for Barcelona or for them.

I always feel that when Cassie's father usually scolded them for not participating in the defense of the whole court, he also said these words.

The Manchester United team worked hard to learn the surprises they created for Barcelona, ​​and they gave them to Barcelona in this game.

Pedro, the youngest member of the Barcelona trident, was the first to speak, "Please, stop talking."

Smalling glared at Pedro fiercely with an expression of not being a good defender who doesn't talk trash.

"Your Spanish is really not standard, it sounds weird." Pedro was very helpless, "I always want to correct your pronunciation!"

Villa also nodded helplessly, "I almost collapsed from laughing, I can't play football well at all!"

Smalling: ...

It's okay, as long as it prevents the opponent from playing football well, it's good trash talk.

What is the accent, what is not standard, what is nl regardless of hf!He wasn't trying to say tongue twisters in Spanish anyway!

A good football game, almost turned into a Spanish teaching competition.

Even Messi couldn't hold back, and scolded his classic quote.

When I saw the report before, Elery never believed it. When someone cursed on the court, he would just say, 'You big egg! ', he finally saw it today.

Ellery looked at Messi with an indescribable expression, and wanted to communicate with the other party in Spanish to see if Messi really knew other words.

It's a pity that facing Messi's shot, Elery didn't have time to discuss trash talking with him for the time being, but just hugged Messi's header and scored.

Ellery praised with his eyes: he is not tall, but he can bounce well.

Macy: Big eggs!

Less than 5 minutes from this attack, Barcelona made a comeback again. After Messi dribbled the ball over three people, he passed the ball to the substitute striker, the teenager Bojan.

Not long after Bo Yang came on the field, he still had sufficient physical strength. Facing Manchester United's defense, he still had the energy to play tricks, kicking the ball high and passing it to Messi not far away.

Messi jumped up, got his feet off the ground, concentrated all his strength on his head, and tried to smash the ball into the goal.

Messi still has confidence in this ball.Bojan's seemingly shot pass just now should have caused Elery to judge the wrong direction.

As long as you shoot on target, you can score this goal!

Facing Messi's confident eyes, the figure rushed over like a bullet.

Eleryk raised a handsome eyebrow.

Why bother?Another header?

Ellery stretched out his arm, stopped the football that was about to break through the goal line, and caught it in his arm.

The other hand caught Messi who almost staggered and fell into the goal.

Elleric's movements are very chic.If you use slow motion and add a little filter, it will be even better.

The petite Messi was a little unstable in running because of his anxiety, and almost fell.

A hand suddenly appeared in the picture, holding Messi's waist, turning around gorgeously, saving Princess Sissi from falling to the ground.

The tall blond boy exerted a slight force on his arm, bringing Messi closer to his chest.

Seeing Messi's dazed and flustered big eyes, the young man's green eyes showed a smile, and the corners of his lips curled up. He opened his thin lips lightly, and said in a low voice, "Be careful."

All of the above are fantasies of a certain jealous Naobuti.

Ronaldo gritted his teeth and stared at Messi, hoping that his murderous sight would directly make Messi on the field explode from the box.

In fact, it's not just Ronaldo, many netizens who watched the live broadcast screamed groundhogs.

At this moment, a cult called Gemei suddenly appeared on the Internet.

This cult is keen to produce all kinds of Meishou articles, even including the fanfiction about women's clothing Mei hesitating between Bazongluo and Xuedige.

Don't ask how Ronaldo knows this article, he won't say it!

Ronaldo just found it by accident when he was looking for his own general attack text to prove his status to his dear Al!

In fact, the beautified picture of Messi and Elle Rico's wrestling and kissing, almost like an idol drama, does not exist at all.

Ellery can use the strength of his arms to stop the Messi who almost fell into the goal.

Messi felt from his waist, what kind of strength this arm, which does not look very thick, used to stop his goal.

Elery let go of Barcelona's top card, and warned Messi very vigilantly, don't think that people rushing over will affect his goalkeeping!

You know, if you don't score a goal, it doesn't count as a score!

Messi touched his waist, feeling a little pain from being strangled.

Because of the atmosphere of Messi and Elle Rico, the players of the two teams got closer and wanted to eat melons online.

As a result, the players of the two teams witnessed together how Manchester United started the fast break.

Looking at the Barcelona players surrounding him, Aleri thought for a second. The referee did not call a foul or a timeout, which means that it is a reasonable time to counterattack.

Oh my god, let's talk about p!

Ellery threw the ball directly at the midfield position, and then jumped out.

While running, he yelled for Manchester United's defenders to keep the Barcelona players in their own half.

Yiqi Juechen, long-distance raids, talking about Elleric.

Even Messi was blocked by the Manchester United players because of his slow start speed, and failed to catch up with Ale Rico.

The Barcelona goalkeeper Valdez, who once ran out of the door because Ronaldo pushed Guashuai, and ran for more than 40 meters to fight with Ronaldo, is a violent temper.Just now seeing his family favorite being surrounded by Manchester United, Valdez once again abandoned the door and went out, wanting to protect Princess Sissi.

As a result, Valdes can only run back desperately.

Ellery was delighted at the sight, and decided to be merciful and not let Valdez make a trip in vain.

Kick off directly near the center line and attack the goal with heavy artillery.

The ball passed by Valdez and went into Barcelona's goal.

Because the position of the kicker is a bit far away, the speed and force of the football hitting the net are greatly reduced by the air resistance. After turning for a long time, I drilled an advertisement on the net, exhausted all my strength, and fell behind the net. near the sign.

The fans who were sitting behind the billboard turned over and ran over to pick up the ball regardless of falling on the field.

Elleric: Shit!Originally, two nets and one football were prepared for three people! !

So, I saw Elleric chasing the fan on the spot, and chased him out of the field.

Fans only want to circle around the oncoming security guards, run out of snakeskin and take away the football.Unexpectedly, there was a professional player chasing after him.

I have never seen fans running into the stadium and chasing players.

I have never seen a player chasing fans for more than half of the stadium.

When the fans realized that Elle Rick was also chasing him, the fans yelled '77 I'm your fan' and kissed the football hard three times.

Elleric: All right, I don't want the ball.

Ellery, who lamented how difficult it was for the fans this year, returned to his door with a look of despair.

Well, now there are two networks and three people, what should we do?

After the game, Sir Alex Ferguson looked at the fans and players celebrating happily on the pitch, and directed Meulenstin to take a pair of scissors and personally cut off the two nets at Wembley Stadium.

In front of the Manchester United players, Sir Alex handed the first net to Elle Rico in the locker room.

Sir Alex Ferguson said he only wanted the second net that helped him set up five crowns.

He just wants the last goal of a player in his coaching career.

The players of Manchester United shed tears and signed their names crookedly on the rope of the net with the marker pen.

Probably because the burden on him has been relieved, the Sir still has time to play a joke with Ellery.

"I said to the outside world that I took the net of the first goal, hehehe"

Elle Rick: ? ? ?

How to give someone else the first net without being 'debunked' when the teacher clearly took the second one but said it was the first one?

"Everyone, remember to keep it secret!" Ferguson made the last locker room request in his coaching career.

Let all Manchester United players and staff who know the news strictly keep their tongues and continue to leave a proposition for Elleric.

The UEFA Champions League Awards Ceremony is also held at Wembley.

After the players took a shower and changed into clean clothes, the podium was also prepared in the stadium.

Even the nets were replaced with new ones.

You can't shoot the awards ceremony, and the camera will sweep to two empty goalposts!UEFA said it could not afford to lose face.

It is a good thing that the problem of choosing two out of three has been solved.

But patients with choice disorder said that choosing one of the two is a more difficult problem! !

Elleric was so decadent that his eyes widened the moment he walked back to the court.

What did he see?

New net! ! !

Facing the UEFA President Michel Platini who was presenting the award, Elleric said excitedly: "Chairman, I will show you a shot through the net bar!"

Platini was taken aback.

Thinking that the chairman's English is not very good, Elle Rico immediately switched to communicating more with the little netizen Kylian Mbappé, and spoke his rapidly improving French again.

"Or you point, left foot, right foot, throw the ball with your hands, or even head the ball!"

"I want a ball net!"

Platini's expression is very subtle.

Even Rooney, who was so reckless that he often contradicted the referee, reacted and wanted to cover Elerique's mouth.

Elleric avoided Rooney's hand, trotted all the way to the goal, and touched the net affectionately.

He hugged the goal post with all his strength and lifted it, abruptly raising the goal post by a few centimeters, breaking a steel nail.

"How about, I'll show you a chest crushing boulder!"

"How about adding another goalpost?"

"Save the child!"

The author has something to say: 1.

Sir Alex said, I have been tricked so many times, I must come back!

What about Ronaldo and Greenwald, I will tell the whole world that I got the first one!None of them matter!

2.

Leavitt: Well, respecting teachers is important.Baby brother lied to his mentor, that was also a white lie.The best is still mine.

3.

Ronaldo: Those fans who say I'm easy to deceive, stand up! !This year's fans are really hard to bring!

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