The vest is still solid today

The happy time is always very short, just like the suspension of classes and vacations are always fleeting. After a day of sports meeting, except for a certain student surnamed Du in Class [-] who single-handedly stabilized the hatred of the whole grade, there were almost no major disturbances. A sports meeting begins with the traditional speeches of primary school students such as "flags fluttering on the sports field", and ends with director Wu Xiaoqiang's midterm exam mobilization essay.

"Why does the end of the sports meeting remind us of the fear and humiliation of being dominated by the exam? Is it so cruel?" Feng Zhuolin dragged the stool upstairs dejectedly.

Wu Xiaoqiang wandered through the crowd, and Feng Zhuolin's words were unfortunately caught by Director Wu's ears.

"Do you like exams so much? Then how about I apply for adding monthly exams and weekly exams for you?" Wu Xiaoqiang narrowed his eyes, "Let you really feel what real cruelty is, and what is the unbearable pain of life."

"No, no, director, I really don't need it!" Li Nan covered Feng Zhuolin's troublesome mouth, "We don't have monthly exams in No. [-] Middle School so that students can take the mid-term exams with the best mentality after full preparation. The examination room will test your learning results, and we will strongly support any decision made by the school!"

The monitor is indeed the monitor, no matter how unreliable he is at ordinary times, he is unmatched at the critical moment when he needs to flatter the teacher in order to survive. Director Wu was photographed contentedly and mercifully let poor classmate Feng go.

"Baby, I've wanted to ask for a long time...why are you so excited before this exam?" Du Xu no longer dared to look at his boyfriend's desk, every time he looked at it he felt that his lifespan would be reduced by one, and finally He committed suicide in shame and indignation next to the Xueshen.

He blindly guessed that Yu Yu's score difference between the second grader at the beginning of the semester and him was several points lower than before, and he felt nervous, "Relax, even if you perform normally, you must have a higher score than Xiong Wan, so don't be stressed—— I'm not a teacher or parent, I only like people based on grades."

"It's nothing to do with that, I know I'm better than her." Yu Yu lowered her head and flipped through the exercise book, "I just want my grandpa to know that I didn't affect my studies due to other factors."

Du Xu was stunned, and honestly withdrew the hand that was pulling Yu Yu's hair, "Oh, then you study, I won't bother you... Your bangs seem a bit long?"

"It's a bit." Yu Yu looked up, and pushed aside a lock of hair that covered her eyes, "Would you cut it for me after the exam?"

"No problem!" Du Xu was delighted, and the newly arrived exercise book was very pleasing to the eye.

One week before the mid-term exam, Li Wei combined with the teacher's advice and ordered a complete set of workbooks for each of the six subjects of language, mathematics, foreign matter, chemistry and biology for each student, ensuring that they fit better than the clothes they were wearing.

Du Xu asked disappointedly: "Why isn't my exercise book the same style as my deskmate?"

Holding the thermos, Li Wei thought about what to say so as not to dampen this classmate's confidence.

"Same style? Just you?" Gao Qibin didn't have so many worries, raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth mockingly, "Old Du, your deskmate said it in the last semester—it's important to have self-knowledge. your father."

Du Xu buried his face on the table in pain.

Damn, scumbags have no human rights? !

Xiong Wan walked up to Du Xu with her exercise book in her arms, and said with a smile, "I'm going abroad after the second year of high school, but English has always been my weak point. Shall we study together?"

Li Nan turned her head and whispered to Zhuang He who was sitting behind him, "I bet this young lady hasn't read Du Xu's report card carefully."

"Study together?" Du Xu pointed to his nose, "It's the first time since I was a child that someone dared to say to study with me... You are really not afraid to study with me and learn yourself from 130 to [-] points. pass?"

Xiong Wan asked, "How much is your English score?"

Du Xu raised his head proudly: "My English score, the Mariana Trench in No. 85 Middle School, the peak score of [-] in my life, all depends on my tablemate!"

"...Then let me make up for you? If you don't know any grammar or sentence patterns, you can ask me."

"Farewell, I can't even understand what the English teacher is saying, and I can't understand what others are saying." Du Xu half-deadly dug out the Chinese book from the desk bucket and began to recite the text, "You said that English is your weakness , I won’t delay your review time.”

Zhuang He appreciated the whole process, and whispered to Li Nan: "We have to understand her, she has worked hard enough to find a male god."

Tian Jinxin lit a wax for Xiong Wan in advance: "It's a pity that her male god has already bent into a ball."

Li Nan agreed: "It's still a big drop of iron ball—unless it's melted and then forced into the mold for making iron rods, otherwise it won't be able to break straight."

"The iron rod can also be bent." Zheng Miao added quietly.

The difficulty of the midterm exam has increased significantly. Compared with the initial exam that mainly builds confidence, it is not at the same level. The desperate residents at the bottom of the food chain have already foreseen what kind of Shura field the final exam will be in three months.

Du Xu ran to the toilet twice before entering the examination room, and hadn't done his homework review with Yu Yu for nearly a month. He was somewhat nervous, and entered the examination room with his eyes closed.

He leaned on the seat and took a deep breath, then looked left and right, trying to find a good partner who could "help each other". Talk to him—that one was one of the 3000-meter runners he cheered on at the sports meeting, and behind...

Yu Yu was looking at him with her chin propped up, and when she saw him turn her head and licked the corners of her lips at him: "Do you need an answer from my love support?"

Du Xu almost twisted his neck, and he immediately became serious: "Ahem, no, no, no need...uh, I mean love is necessary, but support is not necessary. Brother is a principled person. By the way Come back, we are really destined, even God wants us to be in the same examination room." He touched the word amulet in his pocket, and sang in a low voice: "We are too stubborn, even the sky can't bear it, no more objection~"

Yu Yu laughed: "It sounds like someone objected."

"Really... my mind is full of lyrics now, and I have squeezed out all the knowledge points." The pen in Du Xu's hand turned back and forth between his thumb and index finger, and it miraculously did not fall to the ground and fell into four or five petals, " When I get nervous about exams, I love to sing in my head."

"At the end of last semester, it was still "Princess". This time it was changed to "One Eye Ten Thousand Years"?"

"Baby, please don't mention "Princess"..." Du Xu put away his pen and hid his face, "As soon as you say "Princess", my brain sings by itself, and I can't control it..."

Yu Yu glanced to the left and right, and the people around were racing against time, trying to grab two more words from the book and engrave them in his mind, so he calmly said to Du Xu in a low voice, "Come here... a little later Son."

Du Xu leaned back as he said.

Yu Yu quickly kissed him on the side of the cheek: "Help you summon knowledge points."

The invigilator walked to the podium and began to hand out the test papers, and Du Xu came back to his senses. He touched his face, and was very surprised to find that the lyrics in his mind were automatically replaced with "The Road to Shu is Difficult".

Class [-] at noon the next day was very active. After finishing the last subject, the students returned to the class one after another to reset their desks and chairs. Feng Zhuolin stepped on the stool and chanted aloud with a tragic face:

"Hey, it's dangerous and difficult! The exam is so difficult that it's difficult to go to the blue sky! Chinese and mathematics, how at a loss! English has [-] words, and it doesn't communicate with the brain. There are demons in the west, who can kill themselves on the top of Emei .The grade ranked strongman died, and then the mixed doubles hooked up..."

"Good! That's great!" Someone applauded him, who was also a resident at the bottom of the food chain.

As soon as Xiong Wan returned to class, she went to look for Du Xu, but it was a pity that she was in vain—Du Xu didn't get involved in the carnival activities during the class's lunch break. He was fixing his baby's bangs on the rooftop.

Yu Yu sat cross-legged on the ground, Du Xu sat facing him, all his attention was focused on the hairdressing scissors in his hand.

He squinted his eyes to look at the bits of hair floating down, and picked up a few strands casually, "I'm almost used to bangs not covering my eyes now."

"Okay, get used to it. If you get used to it, I can cut your hair all the time." Du Xu cut the last cut carefully, and blew on Yu Yu's bangs, "It's OK—is this customer satisfied?"

Yu Yu took out her phone and took a picture with the black screen as a mirror, "It's not bad."

"Then, is this guest willing to let me be your exclusive barber?" Du Xu put away the scissors and comb with a smile, "Du Dashuai's personal barber is for a lifetime, and once sold, it will not be returned or exchanged."

"Okay." Yu Yu also smiled, "No refund or exchange."

Du Xu gathered up the broken hair scattered on the roof, and Yu Yu handed over a paper towel, he wrapped the broken hair in the paper towel, crumpled it into a ball, put it in his pocket, and planned to throw it away when he went downstairs, cleaned it up and sat cross-legged on Yu Yu Next to Yu, watch the sky with him.

The two were silent for a while, and Du Xu asked, "Is your grandfather... buried?"

"Well, on the outskirts of T city, with my grandma... Although it's a bit far away, but the feng shui of that cemetery is said to be good." Yu Yu straightened her legs and put her hands behind her back. The weather is fine today, and the sun is warming her body Satisfied, he began to understand why cats like to bask in the sun, "Yu Jin doesn't like to let them be buried together... But anyway, she doesn't have a place to talk, just treat her as a fart."

"Are you going to see Grandpa Yu in two days?"

"Wait for the results... I'll make a copy of the report card and take it there and burn it." Yu Yu leaned back, trying to lie down on the roof, but was stopped by Du Xu, "Hey, wait a minute, there is ashes on the ground, I will give it to you." You find something to cushion."

"Sit on whatever mat you put on it." Yu Yu said, "It doesn't matter if you rub some dust on it."

"Then you put my coat on." Du Xu insisted, "I can say that I rolled on the ground, but no one will believe you when you say that--be careful Li Wei thinks that you have a fight with someone and wants to talk to you. "

"Sorry, you told Li Wei that I was fighting with someone, but he wouldn't believe it." Yu Yu leaned forward, bent one leg, and put her arm on her knee, "Forget it, don't lie down."

"It's true." Du Xu thought carefully for three seconds, then admitted with a sigh.

This was a good opportunity, Yu Yu organized the language and asked, "Do you plan to go abroad in the future?"

"Going abroad?" Du Xu's first reaction was similar to Yu Yu's, "Why should I go abroad when I have nothing to do?"

Yu Yu tapped her calf with her fingers, "Just a question—I heard that the prospects for football talents in China are not particularly good... You must be planning to become a professional player, right? And next year, the third year of high school will take into account competitions and reviewing , too hard."

"This is not your style, baby." Du Xu made a grinning expression, "Tell me, did my mother let you spy on me? She wants me to go abroad for fear that I won't agree?"

It's rare for Yu Yu to reflect on himself, reflecting on whether he has even learned all the skill points of pretending to be garlic recently.

Du Xuhui's eyes were sharp, and he could see through his thoughts at a glance: "Don't be afraid, baby, it's not that your strength has declined, it's that my ability to read and understand you has improved."

Yu Yu simply gave up and said honestly: "Yes, and your mother also wants you and Xiong Wan to go abroad together as a companion."

"What?" Du Xu was shocked, "I just heard from my mother that she lived at my house until the summer vacation, so is she going to go abroad after the second year of high school?"

Yu Yu looked at him speechlessly: "...the other day they asked you to study together, and specifically emphasized to you that I would go abroad after graduating from high school, what did you listen to?"

Du Xu was really at a loss: "I swear to God I didn't miss it on purpose!"

"Yes, you didn't do it on purpose." Yu Yu glanced at him helplessly, "You did it on purpose."

Du Xu JPG into a capitalized grievance.

After being wronged for a while, Du Xu changed his sitting position and hooked Yu Yu's shoulder, "Anyway, I will go wherever you go, and I will take the test in whichever city you take the exam--long-distance relationship is too hard, I can't bear you to suffer. "

"But it's true that foreign football is developing better... Domestic women's football is better than men's football. Could it be that you want to change your personality and play women's football?"

"It's not that whoever is strong, I will go there." Du Xu made a face, wrinkled his nose, "Brother still has a great dream of revitalizing China that has not been realized!"

Yu Yu was amused by his wrinkled face: "Then go for it, the national champion."

The author has something to say: Li Nan: In an interview with this classmate surnamed Du, you first said that your English achievement depends entirely on your deskmate, and then you said that others could not understand what they said. Don’t you think this is contradictory?

Du Xu: Of course my deskmate can't be counted as someone else!That's my insider - I don't mind if he wants to be my outsider!

Li Nan: ...Okay brother, I will shut up.

[Thank you for using a piece of salty incense to forcefully marry Uncle Gao and Miss Ming Ruoxi who threw mines, thank you Jiang Gao, Pooh and Miss Yinwan for the nutrient solution, okay~]