The vest is still solid today

"Are you handsome? Just ask if you are handsome?!" Du Xu triumphantly sat back on his stool, turning a small broken bench into the throne of a Roman emperor.

Du Xu stumbled at the last moment of the 1000-meter obstacle course and fell one step behind, only taking second place. No.1 is a track and field student in the liberal arts class, but since he just ran 3000 meters before, this result It is already very good, and there is a big difference between football and track and field - just like Du Xu's 3000-meter sprint at the beginning, it may be just a "be careful of straining" in the football team, but he will definitely be scolded to jump off the building when thrown in the track and field team.

Class [-] students applauded him sincerely: "Handsome, brother, you are the most handsome, and you are the most handsome in No. [-] middle school!"

"That's right, I'm from No. [-] Middle School, no, I'm a decathlon male god in Dongcheng District, City S! You can worship me, but don't fall in love with me!" Speaking of this, Du Xu changed the subject, "Of course, If it's my dear tablemate, I don't mind."

Yu Yu slapped her hands and smiled, "A decathlon who can cut cucumber shreds into cucumber strips?"

"..."

Du Xu glanced at his pants//crotch reflexively - as we all know, after exercise, the blood is fresh, and the brain is very easy to congest... no matter which brain it is.

It's really not because of his dirty thinking, but because Yu Yu didn't find the meaning of this metaphor at the right time.

Fortunately, his brother and he are still united today, temporarily abandoning the plastic friendship and not embarrassing him.

A bottle of steaming mineral water was handed to him, and he subconsciously reached out to take it: "Thank you, treasure..."

The inflected "贝" at the back was stuck in his throat. Du Xu stared at Xiong Wan in horror, and almost threw the mineral water in his hand a hundred and eighty meters away to break the shot put record.

Xiong Wan smiled at him: "You're welcome, I'm playing."

Yu Yu turned her head and gave Du Xu a bewildered smile, opened the bottle of water in her hand that she hadn't had time to hand out, and took a sip of it herself, then watched with great interest the standing long jump competition of the women's group over there.

Du Xu's eyes went dark, and there were only two characters in his head——

It’s over.

"Lu Xun said that if you show affection, you die quickly." Gao Qibin tore open a bag of potato chips, chewed a mouth full of puffed food to comfort his injured single dog eyes, and laughed loudly, "Tsk tsk, what is retribution? This is retribution! "

The canteen was not open at noon, and the aunts came with trolleys to bring warm boxed meals to the students of No. [-] Middle School. Du Xu glanced at the contents through the transparent plastic box lid. The rice was plump and crystal clear, and the side dishes were complete with meat and vegetables. , very much in line with Yu Xueshen's taste of less oil and less salt, the only fly in the ointment is that there are too many landmines - sliced ​​ginger, chopped green onion, and coriander, one of the "four pests of vegetables" personally ordered by Young Master Yu, are all from him Boyfriend's thunder point.

Du Xu lamented that the canteen aunt team of the No. 21 Middle School is really a good engineer in the [-]st century-it can participate in the selection of the Advanced Engineer Corps. Before he could use his chopsticks, he helped Yu Yu dig out the mines in the lunch box one by one.

Xiong Wan was held back by Hao Jia and Tian Jinxin's help, and Du Xu was so moved that he decided to bring a box of Ferrero to each of them tomorrow.

Gao Qibin squinted at his brother who was running towards the 24 filial piety boyfriend Kangzhuang Avenue, who had never returned, and asked casually: "What's wrong with your boyfriend? I think something is wrong with him these two days, he even came later than usual for morning self-study .”

"Yu Yu lived at his grandfather's house last semester. His grandfather passed away recently, so he moved back to his own house." Du Xu patiently picked out chopped scallions and ginger slices, "His house is a bit far from here. I went there last weekend. One trip takes more than an hour by car."

When he said this, there was nothing in his tone of showing off his usual smooth "entry into the room".

Gao Qibin sighed, it seems that his buddy really fell.

Planted completely.

"So you asked for leave that day to go to Yu Yu's grandfather's house?"

"That's right. I only met Grandpa Yu before Qingming. He is a tough old man. A few days ago, he played chess with my grandpa and grandma. Not long after, he was lying in a coffin in a shroud and accepted the baptism of tears in the farewell hall... ..." Du Xu covered the lid of the lunch box, put it aside and waited for Yu Yu to come back, "Damn, if you think about it this way, the people around you will disappear at some point."

Gao Qibin didn't say a word, he knew what Du Xu meant.

Sometimes he also thought that it would be much better without his woman, but what would happen to him if that woman died suddenly?

He lit a cigarette irritably, bit out a ring of teeth marks on the filter, and then remembered that he was at school. Before Wu Xiaoqiang found out, he quickly pressed the cigarette out and hid it, and changed the subject unnaturally: "Yu Yu ran away!" Where did you go? Won't you come back for dinner?"

Du Xu opened his lunch box, picked a piece of pork belly and drank it, "I probably know where he is going... Forget it, anyway, I sent him a message just now, and he said he would be back soon. There are no human traffickers in this area, so he can't get lost."

It is indeed impossible for Yu Yu to get lost. Standing a little far away, he watched the old-fashioned wooden furniture that had been cared for by his grandfather for more than ten years being piled up downstairs like garbage, waiting for him to walk around the streets to beat the gong The people who beat the drums to collect old furniture bargained, and their anger rose little by little, and they were poured cold water by reason before reaching the top.

A woman carrying a vegetable basket walked past him, took two steps, turned her head to look at him more, and was immediately amused: "Oh, isn't this Xiaoyu? I haven't seen you for a few days. I heard Du Xu said that you moved away." gone?"

Yu Yu was at a loss for a second before remembering who this person was, "Aunt Du."

Du's mother patted him on the shoulder enthusiastically, and asked with concern: "Isn't your home far from the school? Why don't you live in our house? It doesn't matter whether that brat Du Xu sleeps on the sofa or on the floor!"

"Fortunately, don't bother." Yu Yu smiled, "Just get up early."

Then catch up on sleep at school in the morning.

The lunch break of the sports meeting was very long, and Yu Yu was not in a hurry to leave. She stayed and chatted with Du's mother for a while. Now I don't know how to get involved in studying abroad.

"Have you ever thought about going abroad, Xiaoyu?"

"No." Yu Yu really didn't think about it. He is quite lazy. If possible, he would even want to pass the university entrance examination in this city, let alone travel a thousand miles away.

"Du Xu is also like this, you children are really lazy." Mother Du said helplessly, "By the way, Xiao Yu, can you do Auntie a favor?"

"Auntie, say it."

"Help me find out about that kid, and ask him if he would like to go abroad after graduating from high school, is it okay?"

Yu Yu was taken aback, and almost blurted out "Why go abroad".

"I wanted Wanwan to ask, but that brat didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, and hid from him like a land mine—he didn't grow up like Sister Feng, he was blind, right?" Mother Du said angrily. say.

"I think his grades are not bad...go to take the sports team admissions exams in various colleges and universities, and there is no problem with the last one."

Mother Du sighed: "It's not just about grades. Football is developing in China. How can I put it? The prospects are not particularly good, and he will have to compete and review in his third year of high school next year. It's too hard. Foreign high schools should at least be easier, and he Maybe it’s because she wants to become a professional player... It just so happened that Wanwan graduated from high school and her family was going to send her abroad. My parents called me specifically to ask me if I had any thoughts on sending my son to study abroad. .”

Companionship?The corners of Yu Yu's mouth twitched, and she sat on the bed and then went to church to get married?

And Du Xu's English level went abroad... probably dead language school teacher.

He glanced at the time, and if he didn't go back, Du Xu might call to ask.

"Okay, Auntie, let me ask for you." Yu Yu said, "I have to go back, there are still projects in the afternoon."

"Hey, go back quickly, run slowly!" Mother Du smiled happily, "That kid doesn't know what's going on, he doesn't want to listen to what I tell him to order, so he just listens to you."

"I'm leaving, goodbye, auntie."

When Yu Yu returned to school, the lunch box was already cold, and Du Xu wrapped two or three layers of towels outside, but they couldn't stop the heat from escaping.

"How about I go to the canteen and heat it up for you? They have a microwave." Du Xu tested the temperature of the rice through the lunch box.

"That's fine." Yu Yu opened the lid of the box, glanced at the steamed octopus without shredded green onion, "Thanks."

Du Xu smiled and handed him a bottle of water, "You're welcome, I should serve my boyfriend."

"you……"

"Don't be too moved, really." Du Xu said sincerely, "If you must be moved, give brother a kiss."

Yu Yu rolled his eyes at him, and swallowed back what he wanted to ask him.

For the purpose of protecting his eyes, Gao Qibin dragged Feng Zhuolin and Li Nan, who wanted to chat with his elder brother about LOL, away in a mellow manner.

The first fun sport in the afternoon is the answering sprint. There is an answering board in the center of the 100-meter track.

The explanation in plain language is: there is a question in the middle of the track, whoever answers correctly first will run first, love to learn from you and me, and the scumbags and masters will not be separated from each other.

——This is definitely the original project of Director Wu Xiaoqiang.

Yu Yu glanced at the question, it was a math problem about plane vectors.

Suppose two non-zero vectors a and b are not collinear, vector AB=a+b, vector BC=2a+8b, vector CD=3(ab), A, B, D three points are collinear, there is a real number k, When k=(), ka+b and a+kb can be made in the same direction.

Yu Yu: "..." It's simply mentally retarded.

Director Wu, don't think that no one can see the original question for the March exam of the No. 20 Middle School in a certain city in Shandong Province in [-]XX.

Online marriage is connected by a thread, difficult problems are obtained and cherished.

Yu Yu filled in a 1 in the brackets within half a minute, handed the answer board to the scoring teacher, and ran out before the teacher raised his hand to signal that he could move on.

No.1 has no suspense.

"Shen Yu is so awesome!" Du Xu handed him water, and flattered him, "You didn't see it, but your writing posture is full of vigor, and your confident light shines on the land of the No. [-] middle school in the feature film..."

"It's awesome, you ran out, and those few are still scratching their heads and can't put down their pens." Gao Qibin stood up and was about to report on the math high jump, interrupting Du Xu's endless bragging.

Feng Zhuolin handed him the towel in a pissed way: "Xiaoqiang...uh, Director Wu's eyeballs are about to fall out—maybe he didn't expect anyone to answer so quickly!"

"Director Wu is also very good." Yu Yu smiled, "I can get the monthly exam questions nearly [-] kilometers away."

Li Wei hugged his Coca-Cola Ginger Tea and said with a smile: "Not to mention nearly [-] kilometers, even if it is [-] kilometers away, he can do it."

Director Xiaoqiang is really a great contradiction born between conformity and innovation. On the basis of the regular events of the sports meeting, he has conjured up various tricks, combining a variety of fucking events with a variety of exam questions. Ice water was splashed on the lively spring sports meeting, but the ice water couldn't stop a small number of high school students from signing up enthusiastically.

The only three-person four-legged that does not need to answer the question - the prototype is two-person three-legged, Li Nan, Zhuang He and Feng Zhuolin are the representatives sent by the ninth class, but it is a pity that the teacher is unfavorable, fell at the starting point, stumbled to the end Li Nan's foot slipped, and Zhuang He, who was caught in the middle, tried to pull him, but failed to grasp the strength, and the lower bodies of the two collided fiercely. There was no ambiguity as described in the novel, only a deep pain in the egg.

But what hurt even more was Feng Zhuolin, who was pushed down by the two of them.

The laughter of the audience has risen to the braying of donkeys.

"Three people with four legs, why didn't Yu Yu and the others go up?" Li Wei looked back at the three students who were slacking off together in the last row, and sighed a little regretfully.

Hao Jia sighed, "Teacher, please wake up and save some life for the students in other classes."

Let these three big guys play, it is estimated that the moment they appear on the track, without waiting for the start, they will be able to frighten the opponent until their legs go limp, and they will slump on the ground and cannot get up again.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: I didn't feel the slightest pain when I heard "cutting cucumbers".

Yu Yu: Oh, dirty.

[Thank you, Miss Ming Ruoxi, for your mine, okay~

Yesterday's May 30st and the young lady who left a message on NO.[-] the day before yesterday gave red envelopes, hehehe, did you get it? 】

If you like it, give it a favorite. Hee hee hee

By the way, please accept the file "Gouxie Players Have No Desire to Survive" in advance, and put a copy~

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After EG captain Zhou Zheng won the world championship, he capsized in the gutter of the exhibition match and was shot in the head by Shen Yao, who was more capable than him.

Two days later, player Shen Yao transferred to EG and was parachuted into the first team.

Zhou fans attacked: Which biscuit are you?Why do you ask our husband to drop a check for you?

Zhou Zheng: Quiet!This is the mother that my father spent 500 million to buy for you!

Shen Yao: ... Manager, terminate the contract, I would rather be a network administrator.

The team base was flying like dogs and dogs, and the melon-eaters bet one after another, betting when the Zhou team would rest Shen Yao.

However, what they waited for was the EG official blog that let themselves go day by day.

EG Chicken Branch: Today, there is also beautiful socialist love for food.

A year later, EG's three consecutive championships, the gangsters were unwilling, and they made rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: May I ask what impact the joining of player Shen Yao has on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Ridiculous level ten has no desire to survive, the old Gou is better than the great god Gong X, Gou Shigang has a mouthful, upright body, a vicious tongue, and a rookie accepts

(Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao)