The vest is still solid today

After the first weekend of the new semester is one of the preliminary exams. This exam is held after the holidays every year. It aims to help students quickly return to learning and build confidence in the new semester. Therefore, the questions are not too difficult. Some of the questions are homework during the holidays, and you can always pass the homework if you write the homework carefully.

When Du Xu walked out of the examination room, he was very confident. He said to Li Nan: "My friend, let me tell you, if you don't improve your score by [-] this time, the elder brother will live broadcast the upside-down jerk off!"

Class [-] applauded together: "Marshal Du, remember to send the address of the live broadcast room, and we will give you a gift!"

Du Xu raised his middle finger: "A little middle finger is not a respect."

"I think Du Xu will definitely pass the exam." Xiong Wan said with a smile, "He has been studying late these days."

Xiong Wan was transferred to Class [-] before the preliminary exam. Originally, she didn't have to take the preliminary exam, but she herself said that she wanted to test her own level, and gained enough favorability in front of the teacher.

However, in front of some of the students in Class Nine, it was a little difficult for her to improve her favorability——

This girl made it clear in her words that she lived with Du Xu. It can be said that Sima Zhao's heart was well known to everyone in the world. It was less than three days since she transferred, and even people in the foreign class knew that she and Du Xu were classmates in elementary school.

At this moment, no one agrees with what she said except Yan Gou, who is half of the classroom. The boys who cheered for her saw that the class monitor and the school committee were all watching, even Feng Zhuolin and Gao Qibin, who usually love to join in the fun, were there. I immersed myself in studying hard, and the sound of ridicule gradually subsided. Soon, when Director Xiaoqiang came to inspect, he showed the director a picture of "study hard and make progress every day", which was highly praised by the director.

Director Wu walked around the classroom and stopped beside Xiong Wan, "How are you adapting to the new school?"

"Very good." Xiong Wan replied with a smile, "The students in Class Nine are very friendly and helped me a lot."

Her seat was relatively at the back, and the seats in Class [-] were all chosen by the students at the beginning of the last semester. Originally, there was only a vacant seat next to Gao Qibin, but Xiong Wan said that her eyesight is not very good, and she hoped to change seats with the students in the front row.Li Wei ordered Du Xu on the spot, and wanted him to move to the back. Du Xu and Gao Qibin were about the same height, and if they were arranged by height, both of them would have to stay in the shade area in the back row.

However, Du Xu was not happy, hugged the arm of his deskmate, and threatened that he was going to hang himself on this small sapling.

But beauties always have privileges, Du Xu is not willing to change, there are still boys who are willing to give up their position.

"That's good." Wu Xiaoqiang nodded, recalling the rumors he had heard, and reminded him lightly, "However, the student's task is to study, and the rest can be put aside until you go to college and skip classes. No one cares about dating."

Xiong Wan: "...Understood, thank you Director."

Du Xu had never loved Director Xiaoqiang's strict policy on puppy love so deeply. He looked at the director with gratitude, and looked at Wu Xiaoqiang with goosebumps.

Yu Yu couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

In the afternoon's physical education class, Yu Yu stayed in the classroom to catch up on sleep. After Du Xu spent a long time, he refused to leave. Li Nan and Zhuang He carried him down the stairs to feel his presence in front of the physical education teacher with tears streaming down his face.

The physical education class at the beginning of the school always needs to talk about something practical. The physical education teacher talked about basketball skills for 10 minutes, and the rest of the time was written for independent practice and reading for free activities.

"I'm going to buy some water, Du Xu, do you have anything you want to drink?" Xiong Wan secretly sprayed on the perfume, the woody top note had a bit of cool incense, which made Du Xu almost sneeze.

Du Xu took a step back and distanced herself from her: "Don't bring me one, I'm not thirsty."

When Xiong Wan stood up, she quietly winked at the classmate next to her. The classmate received Xiong Wan's hint and tapped Du Xu's shoulder through two people, "Marshal Du, are you being too indifferent to her?" Is it? Anyway, she is also a girl, and she is interested in you!"

Du Xu let out a breath through his nose: "Oh, now everyone knows that she lives in my house and goes to and from school together every day. I know that he is interested in me, and he talks and jokes with him, but I don't like her at all—— Do you think it fits?"

Living under the same roof, talking and joking to cultivate feelings, plus one party has no intention of falling in love, the three parties can stir up a pot of miscellaneous stew in the pot twice, and there is no other adjective except for the word "chaotic". , assuming that Du Xu is a scumbag, then this is a typical spare tire training teaching site.

The classmate thought about it, and resolutely rebelled: "It's quite inappropriate—then why don't you just refuse?"

"She hasn't confessed before... She probably knows that confession is a dead end." Du Xu buried her face in her knees half-deadly, "But if it was me, death would be better than hanging around in such an ambiguous way." .”

"But you are still alive." Li Nan sighed, "Student Xiong Wan may think that most men will like girls who often chat with me..."

Du Xu interrupted him: "But most men will never like girls who often sue you!"

Surrounded by the boys who were there when Du Xu announced his sexual orientation, and several girls who indirectly learned some "truth" from Gao Qibin.

Tian Jinxin asked cautiously: "Marshal Du, you won't... have to go straight back?"

Du Xu retorted dissatisfiedly: "Damn! How many times have I told you that my brother is bent! Even if a meteorite hits the earth, I can't go straight!"

Li Nan asked suspiciously: "Then why didn't you tell her directly?"

"Do you know how close she and my mother are?" Mentioning this, Du Xu's face was overwhelmed with pain, "Every day after dinner, we sit together eating melon seeds and chatting, I feel that even if she said that I plucked Xiaoqiang's hair at school My mother can believe it even if she's bald, but I really don't know who is the real one..."

"Understood." Gao Qibin patted him on the back sympathetically, with unconcealable gloating on his brows, "You come out at school during the day, and your mother can chase you around Dongcheng District with a kitchen knife at night, and put on a show." The Fast and the Furious version of Life and Death."

Hao Jia asked softly, "Marshal Du, what does your mother think of homosexuality?"

"Now that I know, do I still need such a headache?" Du Xu scratched his head in distress, "For the sake of coming out smoothly in the future, I dragged Yu Yu to my mother to make friends, but when Xiong Wan came... Well, the progress is directly catching up by a large portion-this is much faster than catching up with the Premier League."

As the end of class was approaching, the physical education teacher blew the whistle to tell Class [-] to gather. Xiong Wan also walked this way with a few bottles of drinks. The coming out discussion group was forced to temporarily disband. Zheng Miao, whom she forcibly pulled over, asked the deepest doubt in her heart: "But Marshal Du, why don't you have any sense of distance from us?"

Du Xu looked at her strangely, "You are all my brothers, and the CP of me and my baby depends on you!"

Hao Jia: "..."

All right, girls in science and engineering are angels with broken wings, if you are not mentally prepared to be treated as a man, you might as well stop messing around and pack up and transfer to liberal arts.

The initial grades were released the next day. Yu Yu's No. 2 position in the grade will always be unshakable except himself, but the No. [-] grade has changed. The newly transferred Xiong Wan occupies No. She was the only girl in the top ten in science.

Du Xu's results were unexpected, not to mention advancing [-] places, and falling back [-] places.

"It's unscientific!" Du Xu looked at the report card in disbelief, "I didn't even reach [-] in math? Are you lying to me?!"

"Did you not apply the card?" Yu Yu remembered the "heroic deed" of someone who forgot to apply the card at the end of last semester.

"Did I paint it?" Du Xu couldn't stand the slander against his intelligence.

Before he finished speaking, the class bell rang, and Li Wei walked into the classroom, looking at Du Xu with a complicated expression, "Du Xu, you did a good job answering the math multiple choice questions this time..."

Du Xu waited for his "but" in fear.

"But you messed up the numbers." Li Wei handed over his answer sheet, "Look, the number of options on the answer sheet for this math test is different from the previous ones. They are arranged horizontally, and you still arrange them vertically. Tu, this is just a small preliminary exam, if you make this kind of mistake in the college entrance examination room, you will have no place to cry..."

Du Xu silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood.

Li Nan took advantage of Li Wei's turning around to write on the blackboard and passed a note from a long distance: Marshal Du, when are you going to live broadcast upside-down masturbation?

Du Xu: "..."

Damn, can't there be a little less dismantling between people? !

He replied without hesitation: My boyfriend watched my live broadcast, live broadcast, just now during class break.

Presumptuous displays of affection in front of members of the "coming out panel" are understandable.

Li Nan who was forced to "be understood": ... I don't believe it!

Du Xu nudged Yu Yu with his elbow, Yu Yu turned her head to look at it, picked up a pen and wrote three flamboyant characters on the note: It's true.

Li Nan kept a numb expression and put away the small note. Zheng Miao, his deskmate, slapped it with a ballpoint pen before recovering from the class, and did not pass the note until the end of get out of class.

For Du Xu, the new semester is probably because Mercury is retrograde and the year is not good.

Received a fatal blow in the morning, the error rate in the group stage in the afternoon reached a record high, and the dream of going to my boyfriend's house to do homework in the evening and live by the way died halfway—the mother knew that he failed math.

Because Xiong Wan took the initiative to show Du's mother her second-grade report card during dinner, and told Du's mother in a joking tone that Du Xu's math answer sheets were scribbled in series during the exam.

In Du's mother's mind, failing a grade is a study problem, and Tu Chuan answer sheets can rise to an IQ problem.

Du Xu wanted to kill someone. He felt that the brown sugar girl who couldn't be chased away when he was a child was much better than the sesame glutinous rice balls he grew up with—at least the former was a sinister one, while the latter was a grinning one.

You and I are not in the same exam room, how do you know I fell asleep during the exam?

It is said that?If you have the guts, tell me who you listened to!

I've ruined his whole family!

Du Xu sighed, why isn't Xiong Wan a boy?

——If it was a boy, he would have beaten him to the point of calling him daddy.

"Mom, did you know? Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles in the first year. To be a human being, you must believe in yourself and never give up! A momentary failure doesn't mean anything, we have to look forward! Look further into the future! PlusUltra!" Du Xu's heart was turbulent, and he wanted to pick up the frying pan and kill everyone. A group of those who looked timid bowed their heads and knelt down and shouted long live the queen mother.

Du's mother laughed angrily at him: "He has strength, how about you? If you fail the exam, you still have the face to say never give up. I'm curious how your 'thick hate' skin grew!"

Du Xu was not afraid, and faced up to the difficulties: "It's because of your good teaching!"

Then he was fucking hammered.

"You interrupted my appointment with homework while saying that I failed the exam. Aren't you contradicting yourself?" Du Xu dodged with his head in his arms, his voice full of grievances, "I'm doing homework at the same table with you. The phone call brought me back! I didn't bring back my homework!"

Du's mother stopped the rolling pin in doubt: "I heard from your grandma that Grandpa Xiaoyu was hospitalized, and now he is the only one at home? Then what are you going to eat for two nights?"

"Yu Yu knows how to cook." Du Xu was confident, "I went to the vegetable market with him after the school team training last weekend, and stocked up on vegetables for a week."

"You've been studying at school for a day, and you still ask someone to cook for you at night. Why do you have such a big face?" Mother Du glared at him, "In the future, you will ask Xiaoyu to come to our house for dinner, and after eating, you will do homework with Wanwan , how lively it is!"

Du Xuxin said, I don't want to come back just to avoid her, I have already found an excuse to go to my boyfriend's house——

I forgot to bring my homework home today, tomorrow I forgot my pencil case, and the day after tomorrow...well, let’s say I forgot my underwear the day after tomorrow!

perfect!

Mother Du and Li Wei may have come out of the same chattering training class. There is no need to brew feelings, and there is no need to make a draft in the stomach. Wanwan's grades, the first and second grades are by your side, aren't you ashamed of your grades at all?"

Xiong Wan smiled and interjected in time: "Auntie, it's fine, I can tell him any questions he doesn't know."

What kind of fairy are you? !

I want my boyfriend to give me a lecture!

Du Xu was so angry that he cursed: "You're so smart..."

Holding Xiong Wan's hand affectionately, Du's mother, who had praised her from being beautiful and well-behaved to being kind and sensible, turned her head to look at her own son: "Baby, what do you want to say?"

Du Xu: "...Wisdom and Bravery are talking about you, right?"

His mother has also learned to be smart, never mentioning "baby mother", and desperately turned the topic to study, and in "study", as much private goods as possible can be included.

Du Xu thought indifferently, she probably still lived in the age in her mind when she paired up and learned to cultivate the relationship between men and women.

It's a pity that your son has cultivated a relationship between a man and a man long ago.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Mom, you are a goddess!You are forever young!Stay young forever!

(Inner OS: Doesn’t eternal youth mean eternity? An antique that lives forever in the era of pairing, learning and cultivating relationships in the last century!)

[Thank you, Miss Ming Ruoxi, for mine and nutrient solution, I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~~]