The vest is still solid today

"Good night, little brother."

After Yu Yu finished speaking, she hung up the phone, and Du Xu stood in the cold wind for a while, closing the window with trembling hands.

good night ghost!

Can't sleep tonight!

However, what awaited Du, who was insomnia all night, was not a steaming breakfast the next morning, but a warm banknote.

Mother Du stuffed the bright red banknotes into his hand: "Mom still has something to do, I won't cook for you today, you can go out to eat by yourself."

"Mom, what do you want to do?" Du Xu stared dumbfounded at his mother, who put on a slim windbreaker and carried her beloved small bag, regardless of the temperature that hadn't warmed up. "Are you going to have a beautiful encounter with the flu?" ?”

"I don't care, this is a new style for this spring!" Du Mu gave him a sharp look, "Just like your father!"

Du Xu silently took a mouthful of the flying pot, "Then the most beautiful lady in the world in front of me, where are you going? Are you going to participate in the Asian beauty pageant?"

"Wanwan is going back to City S, I'll pick her up." Mother Du said beamingly, "It's been a long time since I saw that girl. I made a WeChat video with her last night. She is a beautiful woman now!"

Du Xu's face showed a quadratic blankness: "Who is it?"

"Wanwan—you don't even remember Xiong Wan? It's your Uncle Xiong's daughter!" Mother Du hated iron, "What else can you remember with your almond-sized brain? I bought you a course of treatment last time." Did you secretly pour the walnut small molecule peptide solid drink?!"

Du Xu: "..." He really fell down.

How could Marshal Du, who was unparalleled in the world, so handsome, so smart, drink that kind of thing?

Isn't it a joke to spread the word? !

Du's mother is still talking about his dark history in elementary school: "When you were in elementary school, you still put caterpillars on people's desks, put blackboard rags on little girls' heads, and said that it was a red hijab..."

As soon as she said this, Du Xu remembered that there was a little girl who lived next door to his house when he was in elementary school. The two of them were not only in the same school, but also in the same class—even at the same table, so that the girl followed after school when she had nothing to do. Behind him, no matter how hard he was driven away, the play house insisted on being his bride, and also drove away other little girls who wanted to be brides. Later, the uncle in the fifth grade was transferred to B City with his family. .

"When you were young, Wanwan's mother and I were joking about making a baby kiss for you two!" Du's mother fixed her lipstick and stuffed her makeup bag back into her small bag, "Wanwan transferred to No. [-] Middle School this semester. The house is sold, and we are temporarily living in our house..."

"Wait!" Du Xu looked up in horror, "You said she wants to live in our house? She's transferred to No. [-] Middle School?!"

"I said, what did you listen to?" Mother Du rolled his eyes at him, and straightened her collar in the mirror, "I warn you, this time Wanwan will stay at our house until the summer vacation, you are not allowed to bully others, listen Are you ready?"

Who is bullying whom? !

Obviously it was the girl who asked him to cover her head when she was playing house, and she cried and complained to her parents after covering her head, obviously he was the victim!

Ten thousand grass and mud horses roared past in Du Xu's heart, watching his mother go out happily, and deeply realized what is called the impermanence of the world.

On that day, Marshal Du once again recalled the fear of being dominated by the idiot girl, and the humiliation of being sued by the moron girl first.

Marshal Du, who was still happy last night, picked up his schoolbag and ran to the door of his boyfriend's house in despondency to squat.

Yu Yu picked up a dejected human-shaped golden retriever early in the morning. He kicked Du Jinmao's foot and asked, "Does the weather forecast say that an asteroid will hit the earth today?"

"Student Yu Yu, your boyfriend wants to ask you a very, very serious question - did you play house when you were young?" Du Xu stood up slowly, with a very solemn expression.

"Played, what's the matter?"

"Is there any little girl to be your bride?"

Yu Yu's face darkened: "No!"

Du Xu quickly explained: "Baby, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean..."

Yu Yu interrupted him expressionlessly: "The little girl in the kindergarten wants me to be her bride."

"..."

Du Xu felt bitter.

Why is there such a big gap between people?

He was very sure that Yu Yu was a vengeful person, and he still remembered the kindergarten until now—unlike him, he almost forgot the elementary school.

Ms. Du always said that he put a beetle in the cup of the class teacher in the first grade of primary school, and then his father stripped his pants and spanked in front of the teachers in the office. Du Xu firmly believed that this was his mother trying to tarnish his glorious image.

Du Xu sighed: "Have you had breakfast?"

"Go to the porridge shop to eat later."

"I didn't eat either, let's go together?"

"it is good."

On the way, Du Xu published the causes and results of his family's imminent fall into a large-scale disaster area in the form of an oral essay, and Yu Yu extracted a clear central idea from the long paragraph of nonsense: "That is to say, you covered your head My baby is about to transfer to our No. [-] Middle School, and I want to live in your house?"

"No, it's not! That's a rag for wiping the blackboard!" Du Xu retorted, "And it's not a doll's kiss! It's such an era, it's been a long time since the doll's kiss!"

The corner of Yu Yu's mouth twitched, feeling a little sympathetic to Xiong Wan, a classmate she had never met.

It was not easy for this girl, she was covered with a tattered rag as a hijab and still persisted in her infatuation. The most important thing was that the person who covered her with the torn rag didn't feel that she had done anything wrong.

He looked at Du Xu with loving eyes, and the meaning of his eyes can be summed up in four words as "caring for the mentally retarded".

In the second semester of high school, I transferred thousands of miles from city B back to city S. Instead of renting a house or staying in a hotel, I chose to live in the house of an old neighbor whom I haven't seen for several years—don't you know who she is for?Can't you use your brain more?

Du Xu really didn't think much about it. After he successfully proved his innocence, he focused on thinking about what to eat this morning.

"I heard that this store makes good dough pancakes. Recently, a lot of people come... What the hell?!"

Seeing a familiar figure in the store, Du Xu reflexively closed the door.

Director Xiaoqiang was waving a spoon to point the country, and a pair of teenagers and girls sitting opposite the education lowered their heads to listen to his teachings, and when they heard the sound of the door being pushed, Director Wu looked up——

"Why are you guys again?" Wu Xiaoqiang held the spoon in a daze.

When he was in the bathroom, he heard two boys outside the door pass gossip, saying that young couples who fell in love with each other often come to this store for breakfast recently, so Comrade Wu Xiaoqiang, the leader of the No. The staff canteen, ran into an ambush here, and unexpectedly ran into this pair of good tablemates from Class Nine who moved the world again.

Yu Yu recalled that she went to school hand in hand with her deskmate last semester, and was almost arrested by Director Wu as a puppy love, and apologized to Director Wu in her heart.

I'm sorry, Director, this time I really fell in love with you prematurely.

"My boyfriend, cough, and I are at the same table to have breakfast together..." Du Xu laughed, trying to get away with it, "Director Wu, are you busy? Then we won't bother you."

"What are you running for? Come here, sit down!" Director Wu's eyes were burning, and he saw through Du Xu's attempt to escape at a glance. He pointed to the empty seat at the next table, "Listen to me, both of you, how many of them could have been served? The good seedlings of Tsinghua University and Peking University were ruined by puppy love?"

Du Xu: "..."

Yu Yu: "..."

The two looked at each other guiltily, ordered porridge and noodles and sat down obediently.

Director Wu took a sip of porridge and cleared his throat, "Just read the reports of 'Talking about Love in Qingbei', don't think you can be the second or third! The contradictions of different things have their own characteristics—— You should have already mentioned the political compulsory course, and 'falling in love with Qingbei' is a specific and special contradiction. First of all, the protagonists in these reports are all top-ranked academic masters in the city..."

The four students were forced to listen to an ideological education class during breakfast time, and by the way, reviewed the compulsory knowledge points of politics. Finally, they were sent back to the class at school.

"I have a great psychological shadow on the word 'going home'." Du Xu pushed open the door of the classroom listlessly.

"can."

Du Xu looked at him in surprise, "Baby, you actually agreed so readily? Under normal circumstances, shouldn't you tell me to fuck off?"

Yu Yu walked to the seat and put down her schoolbag, "It's fine if you don't like it."

"Happy! Must be happy!"

Zhuang Hezheng, who arrived in the classroom early, wanted to greet them, but after hearing the conversation between the two, he silently shut up, trying to pretend that he did not exist.

After school, Du Xu followed Yu Yu to the hospital to see his grandfather with a shameless face. After he came out of the hospital, he tried his best to hold Yu Yu back, trying to make the way home longer and longer.

Du's mother sent several WeChat messages urging him to go home. After getting five or six perfunctory "soon" and "I'll be there in a while" from her son, she simply bombarded her with phone calls: "I'm waiting for you to eat! Come back quickly! You're so stupid!"

"You and I go back together!" Du Xu hung up the phone, grabbed Yu Yu's arm downstairs and refused to let go, and said with a sad face, "I really really don't want to go home! The elementary school was accused of blackmailing the five You don't understand the pain of years!"

"But your mother arranged for you to go on a blind date, so it wouldn't be good for me to go?" Yu Yu curled her lips, looking at him with a smile on her face.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of blind date? The future flower of the motherland is messing around with men and women without graduating from high school. What is it like?!" Du Xu said righteously, "It's almost the same if you have sex!"

Yu Yu said that she didn't want to go, but she moved her feet and followed Du Xu towards home.

Standing in front of the door of 401, Du Xu took a deep breath and knocked on the door twice with extremely light movements. Judging from his expression, he seemed to hope that the people in the room would not hear him, and then logically took his boyfriend away.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

Less than 20 seconds after the last sound, the people in the room came to open the door. A horse girl in a light green dress with a high ponytail stood at the door and asked with a smile, "Are you back?"

Du Xu stepped back three steps in an instant, and almost bumped into Yu Yu who was standing behind. After checking the house number to confirm that this was his home, he asked, "Who are you?"

Yu Yu: "..." This brain is convinced.

It seems that there is only one strange woman who will appear in your house at this time, right?

The beauty was also stunned, and looked Du Xu up and down for a long time: "Du Xu, you don't remember me?"

"Girl, this way of striking up a conversation is not popular anymore. If you want to make a routine, I will trouble you to find a new way." Du Xu said vigilantly, "But as I said before, I will never engage in relationships with men and women before the legal age of marriage."

After the legal marriage age, he and his boyfriend went to get a certificate, giving the majority of single male compatriots a way to survive.

"I'm Xiong Wan." The beauty brushed her long hair from the sideburns and said with a smile, "You really don't remember me?"

Du Xu looked at her a few times, and said honestly, "I'm more impressed with you going to complain to my parents."

This person still insists that it is not he who is wrong but the world... There is no way to talk anymore!Xiong Wan decided to change the subject and not destroy her image as a lady.

She looked curiously at Yu Yu who was standing behind him, "Who is this handsome guy?"

"Yu Yu, he is at the same table." Yu Yu nodded friendly.

"I've heard of you." Xiong Wan extended her hand generously and said with a smile, "Aunt Du told me that you often give lectures to Du Xu. Thank you so much. He never liked studying since he was a child."

Yu Yu pretended not to understand what she meant by pretending to be the master. She stretched out her hand to hold her four fingers, and immediately let go after lightly touching her. She smiled back: "You're welcome, it should be."

Du Xu who was left on the sidelines: "???"

He wants to post a post on Baidu right now——My boyfriend and an elementary school classmate who is suspected to have a crush on me have a good chat as soon as they meet, what should I do?

Waiting online, very urgent.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Why does my boyfriend chat so happily with his potential love rival?Have I fallen out of favor?

Yu Yu: May I ask which eye of yours saw me chatting happily with her?

Du Xu: You smiled at her!

Yu Yu: ...

Du Xu: No, I'm not balanced, you have to smile at me!

[Thank you, Ms. Ming Ruoxi, for the mines and nutrient solution, one for mua (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~~]