Bamboo Horse Restart Plan

Mei Feiyu seemed to have been bombed, chasing and beating Uncle Yan all over the room: "My son is still so young and so innocent, how could he know about his boyfriend, what have you taught him!"

Uncle Yan said as he ran, "Isn't he just a boyfriend? When you were his age, not only did you know what a boyfriend is, but you also knew how to have children. It's not puppy love, why are you so excited?"

Mei Feiyu paused to think for a moment, it seemed that the younger brother knew at the age of three that there was nothing wrong with giving candies to girls.

Seeing that Mei Feiyu had listened, Uncle Yan stopped and leaned on the handrail of the stairs to catch his breath. It was unreasonable for a fat man to run so fast.

Mei Feiyu's mind quickly turned, and she looked at Uncle Yan gossipingly: "You have a boyfriend? You actually got married?"

First, the old lady Yan, who came back one day, asked happily, "Son, do you have a boyfriend? When will you take him home to see?"

Uncle Yan supported his forehead and said, "Mom, your focus seems to be wrong."

The smile on the old lady Yan's face turned ferocious: "What's wrong, I just want to know which man is so bold as to hit my son, and if he comes to the door, I'll beat him to death!"

Uncle Yan was terrified by his mother's expression: "Mom, calm down, I really don't have a boyfriend."

The old lady Yan returned to her usual dignified and elegant look and asked Luo Dongdong: "Dongdong, come and tell grandma."

Luo Dongdong was too scared to move: "I, I don't know."

To prove his innocence, Uncle Yan hugged Luo Dongdong in his arms and asked, "My dear, tell Uncle, where did you hear this from?"

"When I was in the botanical garden that day, I went to the uncle of the silly brother and asked him what he had gained. The silly brother said that he had gained a boyfriend named Yan Hai." Luo Dongdong subconsciously glanced at the old lady Yan after answering, for fear that she would suddenly change body.

The old lady Yan rubbed the jade bracelet on her hand and asked, "Who is the silly brother?"

Luo Dongdong said puzzledly: "A silly brother is just a silly brother."

Luo Dongdong can be said to have a photographic memory on weekdays, but there are a few specific situations where he can't remember things, one of which is that he can't remember people's names. The classic case in history is the unlucky giraffe kid.

The old lady Yan obviously also remembered this characteristic of Luo Dongdong, and turned to look at Yan Xiping: "Xiaoxi, tell me."

Yan Xiping instinctively lifted the ball to his uncle: "He's called a big fool, ask my uncle for the others."

Uncle Yan said helplessly, "Mom, he's really not my boyfriend, we are a pure man-male relationship."

The old lady Yan looked at him with a half-smile: "Back then, Fei Yu also said that he and A Xiao were in a pure man-male relationship."

Mei Feiyu, who was lying on the gun, smiled and hugged Dongdong: "Talk about this kind of thing yourself. It is not suitable for children to be present. We will avoid it. Xiaoxi, you also come with us."

Luo Dongdong lay on Mei Feiyu's shoulder and looked at the sweating little uncle. He probably said something wrong, but Yan Xiping didn't worry too much. He remembered that his little uncle didn't suffer any crime when he came out of the closet. Grandpa Grandma is very open. After all, there is an example of my younger uncle. Grandparents spent a long time abroad in the early years. They are very open about these things.

Yan Xiping thought well, but he missed one point. At this time in his previous life, Luo Dongdong didn't exist, so this matter was not brought to the table so early. The old couple was in their 30s during their [-]th honeymoon. The handsome young man at the age of [-] didn't know if he lacked fatherly love, so he launched a fierce pursuit of Mr. Yan. During these days, no matter where the old couple went, they could meet him. Now Mrs. Yan has a feeling for the man who chases her family. With inexplicable hostility, Sha Yiming was unlucky to hit the gun.

Luo Dongdong eavesdropped on the downstairs in the guest room, while Mei Feiyu sat on the bed and said plaintively, "You don't even talk to me, don't you miss Dad?"

Luo Dongdong rubbed against Mei Feiyu, hugged his neck and kissed him big on the cheek: "Think."

"Hey, you're so good, let's take a look at the gift little dad brought you." Mei Feiyu dug out all kinds of toys for Luo Dongdong from the suitcase.

Luo Dongdong looked towards the door while fiddling with toys, and Mei Feiyu asked, "Don't you like it?"

"I like it." Luo Dongdong fiddled a few more times and said, "Dad, did I say something wrong?"

"what?"

Luo Dongdong heard the silence outside, and said sullenly: "Dongdong caused my uncle to be scolded."

Mei Feiyu said indifferently: "It's okay, it's not normal for him not to be scolded someday."

Although Luo Dongdong knew that what Mei Feiyu said was true, he still felt a little guilty. He got out of bed and ran to Uncle Yan's room and knocked on the door: "Uncle."

Uncle Yan who was scolding Sha Yiming on the phone came out and opened the door: "Why are you running barefoot on the ground, come in quickly."

Uncle Yan hung up the phone and carried the little guy into the room and put him on the bed. Luo Dongdong grabbed Uncle Yan's arm and lowered his head, saying, "Uncle, I'm sorry."

Uncle Yan rubbed Luo Dongdong's head and said, "I don't blame you, our big baby is so obedient, it's too late for little uncle to like it.

Hearing this, Luo Dongdong looked up at Uncle Yan: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. How could your grandma be willing to scold little uncle." Uncle Yan turned around and sat down, hugging Luo Dongdong on his lap and sat down: "Does Dongdong like stupid big guys?"

"I like it." Luo Dongdong hesitated for a while and then said, "I don't like it."

"Why." Uncle Yan didn't understand whether he liked it or not.

"Because Brother Xipi doesn't like him." Luo Dongdong could feel that Yan Xiping didn't like the idiot very much, so he decided that he didn't like him either.

Uncle Yan was dumbfounded by this reason, he said to Luo Dongdong: "Whether you like it or not depends on your own ideas and not on others' ideas."

Luo Dongdong said stubbornly: "But Brother Xipi doesn't like it."

Uncle Yan was defeated by Luo Dongdong's brain circuit, so he could only follow him and say, "Okay, everything Dongdong says is right."

Yan Xiping knocked on the door after hearing Luo Dongdong's apology outside, "Dongdong put on your shoes, you won't catch cold when you are barefoot."

"Oh." Luo Dongdong went down to put on his shoes, and when he stood up, he hit Yan Xiping's chest. He rubbed his head and asked, "Brother Xipi, when will Dongdong be as tall as you?"

Yan Xiping thought about his current height, recalled Luo Dongdong's adult height and told him: "It will be fine when Dongdong grows up."

"Then when will I grow up?"

Yan Xiping wanted to explain it in a biological way, but he was afraid that he would not understand, so he could only say: "When you grow taller, you will grow up."

Luo Dongdong was upset: "Brother Xipi is lying, you just said that you can only grow taller when you grow up!"

Yan Xiping paused, and fell into the vicious circle of growing up first or getting taller first. Obviously, his mother answered him this way when he was a child. Why didn't he realize that this is an endless loop? In the final analysis, he heard the second question at the time When answering, I had already forgotten the first answer. Dongdong's up and down memory is really a headache.

After listening to Luo Dongdong's logic, Uncle Yan also remembered the scene when he asked this question when he was a child. He remembered that when he said that his mother was lying, his mother's answer was: I am you. Mom, what I said is right.He looked at Yan Xiping, who was still tangled in the strange circle, and sighed in his heart. Sure enough, Jiang was still very old, and he completely forgot that his mother at that time was not old at all.

After going out to play for a while, of course I brought gifts for everyone. It doesn’t need to be expensive, the important thing is to use my heart. The family’s gifts were all distributed that day. The next day, the driver Xiao Zhang took Luo Dongdong and Yan Xiping to Mei’s house Going to presents with Luo's family, Luo Dongdong has a heart, and prepared gifts for both families, and most of them were made by himself in the local handicraft hall.

Sure enough, the two families liked the gift made by Dongdong very much. Mr. Mei immediately put his own small cork carving on the desk, not caring about the rough workmanship at all, and conveniently put away the exquisite wood carving that was originally placed there.

Arriving at Luo's house, Luo Dongdong unfortunately ran into Lao Li who happened to bring his little grandson to play chess with Luo's father. Li Teng saw Luo Dongdong coming, and cheered to welcome him into the house: "Master, Master, I miss you so much."

Luo Dongdong's nightmarish memories of this apprentice flooded his mind again. He asked Big Bear to lie between the two of them and insisted on keeping a distance. Li Teng didn't care. Master long and master short rambled endlessly, Luo Dongdong was dizzy from his reading.

One little guy hadn't finished coping with another one. The little grandson of the old Liu's family, Liu Bin, heard that the daughter-in-law he was in love with last time came to the door, so he had to come to see it. Watching the grandson visit as a guest, it was very lively now, the two little fellows called one the master and the other the daughter-in-law and circled around Luo Dongdong.

Luo Dongdong instinctively asked Big Bear for help, Big Bear was also unambiguous, and stood up and arched back and forth. The two children's attention was on Luo Dongdong, and by the time they realized it, they had already been pushed and sat on the ground.

Luo Dongdong breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the two children getting up and came over, he quickly waved his hands and said, "Don't come over again, if you come over again, I will leave."

Li Teng shouted aggrieved, "Master."

Seeing this, Liu Bin imitated his example and shouted: "Daughter-in-law."

Luo Dongdong was chilled for a while, and said righteously: "The teacher said, it is wrong to fall in love early."

Liu Bin's thoughts went astray all the way: "Then I will save it for now, and call when you become an adult."

Luo Dongdong was shocked. He had limited contact with children, and he had never met such a naughty one. Fortunately, when Mr. Liu came over, he slapped his little grandson on the ass first: "You only want a wife when you are young, so be careful!" Dad beat you."

Taking advantage of their attention being on Liu Bin, Luo Dongdong and Da Xiong quietly hid in the small room, locked the door, and would not open it no matter who knocked, and what Luo's mother and Yan Xiping saw when they came back was a child Being beaten, a child is picking the lock, and three old men are watching.