Bamboo Horse Restart Plan

After a meal, he was so satisfied, Luo Dongdong narrowed his happy eyes, and hiccupped a little, Yan Xiping said straight: "It's bad, Grandpa Liu told me not to overeat."

Uncle Yan blamed himself and forgot about it when he saw the child eating happily. Luo Dongdong comforted the two of them and said, "Don't worry, I didn't eat too much, but I drank too much water after eating and burped. Just come out."

"Really?"

"real!"

Uncle Yan took a closer look and saw that the child looked good, and there seemed to be no problem, so he said, "Okay then, let's go."

When we got to the parking lot, Sha Yiming asked: "Where are you going, why don't we go together, it's interesting to have more people to play together."

If Uncle Yan came out by himself, maybe he would really play with him, as a companion, but he didn't dare to trust him with his two children, and it's okay to play and eat together occasionally in public places. It's nothing, but if you have been traveling together, you will inevitably live together. If he has any bad intentions, it is hard to guard against.

Seeing Uncle Yan's hesitation, Sha Yiming said, "Look, I'm familiar with this place. It would be great if I could play with you and help you."

Uncle Yan suddenly got a bad idea, he smiled harmlessly and said: "We just play while walking, there is no fixed place, if we can meet at the next stop, we can play together, if we can't, forget it."

Seeing that Sha Yiming's eyes were wandering and he didn't know what he was thinking, Uncle Yan added another sentence: "The key to the coincidence is a clever word, don't follow us."

Sha Yiming made an OK gesture and said, "Okay, you will witness the beginning of our fate in the next few days."

Uncle Yan got into his car with the two children, and Sha Yiming got into his car too. They honked their horns and drove in two different directions. Uncle Yan went to supply supplies according to the RV base he found. But Sha Yiming went to a travel agency.

Sha Yiming took a copy of the travel agency's northbound itinerary map. Uncle Yan and the others knew it was a self-driving tour at a glance. After removing the places that are not suitable for patients to visit, he sorted out a road map. He is sure that he will meet them in the remaining places that can be visited.

Sure enough, they actually ran into each other in the next few sections of the journey. Uncle Yan understood what his plan was when he saw the map of the route on Sha Yiming's car, and gave Sha Yiming a big praise: " You silly man, you really deserve your name."

Sha Yiming is very proud, now he is completely immune to the word "stupid", not to mention that silly Yiming can make a blockbuster, even if he is stupid.

Uncle Yan has no plans to change the route. After all, the purpose of this trip is to take the two children to play. It is not worth changing the plan just to avoid a big fool. Moreover, there is a free wallet. If he wants to play with him, he can follow along. Just pay attention.

In this way, Sha Yiming got the opportunity to travel with him. He thought this was the beginning of his journey to become a handsome guy. Who knew that this was his history of large-scale pickpocketing. Sha Yiming has never had a girlfriend. Sha’s mother is in a hurry. Arrange blind dates for him, and now the blind dates have developed to the point of three times a day. There are all kinds of fat, swallows and thin, cold as ice, passionate as fire, and all kinds of temperaments. Mama Sha can arrange for him in any city.

When Sha Yiming first met, he bluntly said that he was gay. There were some who poured coffee face to face, and some rotten girls who became buddies and girlfriends directly. He ran out to travel to avoid blind dates. She is the newest blind date partner. She managed to escape for a few days. The last time she went to her restaurant for dinner, she was exposed again. Mama Sha quickly arranged all kinds of blind dates. heart attack.

No matter what Sha Yiming said to Mrs. Sha, the old lady kept not listening or watching, and wanted to talk to the old lady, okay, let the daughter-in-law talk.

This time Sha Yiming was firm. He said bluntly that he had a sweetheart, and he refused to go on a blind date again. Sha’s mother came up with a new trick, just playing casual encounters. She met Yanyan today and Honghong tomorrow, and she was not picky. Now, no matter what purpose you have, as long as you are willing to marry his son, there are really a few who are willing to ignore whether Sha Yiming is gay, some firmly believe that they can straighten him, and some are aimed at the Sha family. money.

Uncle Yan had a great time watching the fun, the little days were quite nourishing, every day there was a good show to watch, and Sha Yiming became more and more restless. It didn't matter if he was single before, and his mother would do whatever she liked with her, but Now that this is really damaging my image in front of Yan Hai, how can I chase after others, so I decided to go back and have a good talk with my mother.

After learning of his decision, Uncle Yan was silent for a while and said to him, "I'm a straight man."

Yan Xiping, who was hiding behind and eavesdropping, thought what the fuck, he didn't know who the guy who almost lost his life because of the stupid guy would be, he must be a pig.

Sha Yiming still had a smile on his face: "Now I don't make any promises that are too hype, and it's not practical, I will go find you.

Uncle Yan smiled and said nothing, Sha Yiming shook his phone and said, "Contact more."

Uncle Yan watched as Sha Yiming got into his car and drove away, stepped on the accelerator and continued their journey.

When they arrived at the last stop, they didn't have a very good time. They always felt that something was missing, but no one brought it up. After playing for a while, they fell asleep in the car. The next morning Uncle Yan handed over the car to Xiao Zhang who had arrived the day before to drive back, and took the two children back by plane.

It was the first time for Luo Dongdong to fly on a plane, and he was dishonest while sitting on the chair, looking around: "Brother Xipi, can the plane fly above the clouds?"

Yan Xiping replied: "Of course, you can look outside when the plane takes off, and we will pass through the clouds."

Luo Dongdong sighed, "It's so amazing."

A hoarse voice with a slightly changed voice came from behind: "Huh, country bumpkin."

Yan Xiping frowned and looked back, he was still an acquaintance: "Cheng Yaojin?"

Hearing this, Luo Dongdong turned and knelt on the seat and looked back: "Brother Giraffe."

The boy's face turned red and he roared angrily: "The young master's name is Cheng Yanqing!"

Luo Dongdong whispered: "Brother Giraffe, keep your voice down, or your father will beat you again."

Cheng Yanqing's face turned from red to green, and he roared, "I'm not called a giraffe."

Because the sound was too loud, it disturbed the sleeping child next to him. As soon as the child woke up, he burst into tears. The man sitting next to Cheng Yanqing pulled Cheng Yanqing over and spanked his buttocks without hesitation. Cheng Yanqing looked helpless. Lovely expression.

Luo Dongdong said in a low voice, "I told you to keep your voice down, you're going to be beaten again."

Cheng Yanqing gritted his teeth and said, "Who did this?"

The stewardess came over and said: "Please let the children sit down and fasten your seat belts. The plane is about to take off. Please take care of the children."

Luo Dongdong quickly turned around and sat down on the chair obediently. After Yan Xiping helped him fasten his seat belt, the two of them stopped looking back, and the man next to Cheng Yanqing stopped beating him. He put him aside and helped him fasten his seat belt, and started With the appearance of a father.

The flight attendant looked suspiciously at the man several times, and after a while, a male flight attendant came over and politely said to the man beside Cheng Yanqing, "Sir, please show me your ID."

The expression on the man's face remained unchanged, and he took out a stack of small books such as ID card, air ticket, household registration book and Cheng Yanqing's birth certificate from his bag, and the flight attendant looked at them one by one and said to him: "Thank you for your cooperation, and I am very sorry to disturb you. for your rest.

Uncle Yan, who had been peeking at him, sighed, it turned out to be such an exaggeration. He was particularly curious about Cheng Yanqing after listening to Dongdong's description last time. Just now, when Luo Dongdong called Brother Giraffe, his radar immediately turned on. After watching the whole process, I lit a candle for the unlucky brother giraffe, and I don't know what kind of life he lived.

Luo Dongdong's attention was already focused on the window. He nervously grabbed Yan Xiping's hand. He didn't know what the clouds looked like. The teacher said that the clouds were all rain, so would the plane rust if it got wet with rain? Luo Dongdong lost his attention again, and he turned back to Yan Xiping, "Brother Xipi, are planes afraid of water?"

"Ah?" Yan Xiping was stunned for a moment and said, "Don't be afraid."

"Oh, then it won't grow rust." After Luo Dongdong answered himself, he looked out of the window intently.

The eldest sister who was holding the child coaxed the child and said to Uncle Yan, "This child of yours is so cute."

"Where is it?" Uncle Yan's polite expression on his face was not at all polite, and he was extremely proud.

Yan Xiping and You Rongyan, boasting about Dongdong is equivalent to boasting about himself, especially proud.

Luo Dongdong didn't react at all. After knowing that the plane would not rust, he focused on looking out the window, for fear of missing the process of the plane getting on the clouds.

After the plane flew up to the clouds, Luo Dongdong had new worries: "Brother Xipi, will the clouds leak, so what if we slip through?"

Cheng Yanqing's voice came from behind: "Idiot, the plane is flying on top of the clouds, not running on the clouds, even if it misses, it won't fall."

Luo Dongdong flattened his mouth: "You are stupid, I was not even beaten."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of slaps on the flesh from behind, and the elder sister who was holding the child could not bear to persuade: "The child did not say anything wrong, don't keep beating the child, after all, he is not too young. "

The man said lightly, "It's okay."

Cheng Yanqing lowered his head and thought, of course you're fine, it's not you who was beaten.

Luo Dongdong looked out the window the whole time, asking here and there like a curious baby, all kinds of strange questions came up one after another, Uncle Yan even suspected that he had never been on a plane before, why didn't he have these questions when he was a child when flying by plane.

Most of Luo Dongdong's questions were answered by Yan Xiping, and some of them were answered by Cheng Yanqing. Of course, the way he answered was to ridicule first, and without exception, he would be beaten a few times after finishing the work, but he still took great pleasure in answering, Yan Xiping We're starting to suspect he's a masochist.

The journey was not too long, and Luo Dongdong said goodbye to Cheng Yanqing after they got off the plane: "Goodbye, Brother Giraffe."

Cheng Yanqing said with a dark face, "My name is Cheng Yanqing."

After getting out of the station, Luo Dongdong saw Mei Feiyu who came to pick them up shortly after getting off the plane, and waved happily: "Little Daddy."

"Hey, good son." Mei Feiyu ran over and hugged Luo Dongdong in three steps and two steps: "Baby, let's go out and play."

"it is good."

"Tell the little dad what to gain."

Luo Dongdong said happily: "My little uncle has gained a boyfriend."

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The author has something to say: Sha Yiming: "Come out, author, when can I take Xiao Hai home."

A certain degree: "You are dreaming!"

Sha Yiming: "I'll give you 100 million."

A certain degree: "You are dreaming!"

Sha Yiming: "1000 million."

A certain degree: "You are dreaming!"

Sha Yiming: "One hundred million."

A certain degree: "U.S. dollars?"