Interstellar Acupuncture Master

Fei Yang's momentum suddenly weakened, "Yeah, no, even if you don't compare yourself to fools, you are still very smart!"

"Ha ha."

"You said that if you were not smart, could you be the prince of the empire?"

Ha ha.

The prince was born into a good parent because of reincarnation, what does it have to do with being smart?Lu Siming wondered if the little hamster was deliberately ironic to emphasize his stupidity!

And he suddenly discovered a new problem, raised his eyebrows.

"How do you know I'm the prince?"

"Uh," missed it?

"How do you know I'm at the same school as you?"

"I also know that you are the marshal of the leopard army..."

Lu Siming:! ?

"Didn't nothing happen?!"

Fei Yang: "..."

Is there any necessary connection between these? !

But thinking about it, Fei Yang could also understand the person in front of him. If he woke up in the morning and found that his pants were half taken off and broken, he would also be emotional.

"You said it yourself when you were drunk last night."

Lu Siming frowned slightly, and Fei Yang was a little nervous. This kind of politicians and big shots probably don't like their identities exposed.

They are willing to chat with you, or maintain a so-called friendship relationship, that must be under the condition that their identities are safe and concealed enough.

"Don't use you."

"Ah?" Fei Yang was thinking about something, but he didn't understand it, and he couldn't deduce useful information based on the above.

"Don't use you, I'm not that old."

Fei Yang: ...

"You don't just mean old, it's also a respectful title." Many younger sisters also call me that, so I'm not old either.

Although my actual age is older than yours, my legal age here is younger than yours, so I have not readily accepted everyone's wishes.

"No respect, no respect..."

"Okay, okay." Fei Yang, who had taken off his pants and argued all morning, was obedient, and Lu Siming's expression relaxed a little.

"You are a good prince who is close to the people and loves the people!"

"Well, cough, it's ok. Besides what I said, what else can I say?" Lu Siming touched the tip of his nose.

Fei Yang thought about it for a moment. If a big man knew that his wine quality was so poor that he would catch someone kissing whomever he was, and almost wouldn't let the big brother off, then he...

Although he was regarded as the victim, of course he did not suffer any substantial harm, but would he be silenced because of this?

However, Xiao Lu didn't look like such a cruel big shot, but Fei Yang still decided not to touch this thunder.

Men, it's normal to be mentally disturbed after drinking too much. You see, Lawyer Qin is even worse, isn't he? I don't know how to kneel for a few months when I go back.

Fei Yang looked firm, "No!"

Lu Siming still seemed a little worried, Fei Yang was heartbroken, anyway, the forced kiss was in the restaurant.

"If you don't believe me, check your surveillance cameras! There are surveillance cameras in the house! Absolutely not!"

After speaking, I immediately realized that something was wrong?

Although there was no forced kiss at Lu Siming's house, there was something even more terrifying!

I really want to slap myself and don't stop.

This is what people often say, don't lie, because if you tell a lie, you have to use countless lies to cover it up, and you will be exposed if you eat it.

Especially for a novice like him who has been frank and frank for 30 years in his previous life and has no experience in lying.

come on!

Haha!

Brother is ready!

"My house is not monitored." Lu Siming looked indifferent.

"Huh?" Fei Yang came back to life, but he couldn't believe his ears.

Lu Siming nodded.

"But isn't the building of the empire unable to pass the trial if it is not monitored?"

"Yes."

Fei Yang: ...

what is it.

"You also said, I'm so smart, I'm so smart that I'm a prince, can't I just dismantle it after I get it?"

Fei Yang was taken aback for a moment, and then went crazy.

"Haha! Then you are so smart! Excellent! Hahaha!"

Safe!

It's completely safe!

He is a quiet boy, at this moment he really wants to cry up to the sky!

Lu Siming didn't know why, the little hamster seemed to press the switch instantly, triggering some kind of thunder.

After Fei Yang was excited, he suddenly became serious, "Trust me."

"Even if you're drunk, you're 85% tight-lipped!"

Lu Siming was fine at first, but for some reason, when he saw Fei Yang's sincere eyes, he suddenly felt a little uncertain.

"There must be a lot of important things waiting for you to deal with in the army?"

"Don't the people of the empire need you?"

"Quick! Go to work!"

Lu Siming stood at the door of Fei Yang's house, looked at the closed door, but didn't realize how he got out.

Sending off the Buddha, Fei Yang heaved a sigh of relief and dressed up.

cough cough.

Of course, in his perception, combing his hair, washing his face, and putting on clean clothes is all about dressing up.

At noon, Lu Siming struck while the iron was hot, taking advantage of the opportunity of exchanging names and identities just yesterday, and decided to draw closer.

He learned the scriptures from Qiao Yu in the morning, and the two had a long talk for more than an hour. Lu Siming only found out today that Qiao Yu is very good at chasing boys, and he practiced a lot of strategies.

"There's no need to be sad about this. I'm also naturally cold-faced, but if you act passionately, boys like this kind of contrast and abstinence."

Lu Siming touched his ascetic face.

"Don't be impatient. As the old saying goes, you should still hold the pipa and half cover your face. Once you take it off to the end, you will lose interest. Little boys like this kind of stimulating and itchy feeling when one foot is constantly probing outside the red line."

Lu Siming moved his tentative foot.

"Of course it can't be plain. When the truth becomes plain water, people will run away. Little boys are the most eccentric, changeable, and ruthless."

"Isn't that difficult?" Lu Siming held his chin, as if there was no hope for life, and he was doomed to be lonely for a lifetime.

"NO!" Qiao Yu shook her right index finger.

"You can think of love as a hot pot."

?

Qiao Yu projected a picture of a boiling mandarin duck hot pot on the star brain.

"Want to treat him to hot pot?"

"Uh, it's okay, but this is just a rudimentary operation, and of course it's suitable for you at the rudimentary stage."

Lu Siming: ...

"Look! What's it like?"

"Hot pot." Lu Siming was speechless.

"wrong!"

"Have you noticed that hot pot seems to be derived from Tai Chi?"

"Isn't this just a Tai Chi gossip diagram of mutual generation and mutual restraint?"

...

Ha ha.

Why didn't I realize you were so cultured before.

"Look, on one side is the hot red oil and extra spicy, and on the other side is the fragrant bone broth that is as gentle as water."

"What is this?" Qiao Yu asked.

"What is it?" Marshal Lu looked confused.

Hey, this old virgin who has never been in love!

Qiao Yu couldn't interact at all, so she had to ask and answer by herself, "This is love!"

Marshal Lu is still a little out of order, this student is really difficult to teach.

"That is to say, love must keep jumping frequency, not a pool of stagnant water, it must be soft and firm."

Do not understand.

"Just tell me what I should do now!" Marshal Lu ran out of patience.

"You should strike while the iron is hot and ask him out."

"What are you asking him for?"

...

"Double the bonus! Say it!"

...

"Go find him at noon, don't pretend to be sick, it's very low-level."

"Cough cough!"

"Let's just say, I'm really sorry for bothering you when I was drunk last night. Please have a meal to make up for your guilt."

"Eat hot pot?"

...

Qiao Yu gave a rare smile, "Just as long as you are happy." He could only teach students according to their aptitude.

When Lu Siming came to 'Xiao Yang Physiotherapy', he saw that the door was closed, and there was a red sign hanging on the door, with Fei Yang's forceful words on it: closed in the morning.

? ?

Why is it closed?

Xiao Yang has always been the hardest-working, hard-working, hard-working, rain or shine.

Send Xiao Yang a message, Qiao Yu said, at this stage, be more enthusiastic.

[Xiao Yang, where have you been? 】

Counting the seconds, 1 minute, no response.

[Xiao Yang, I want to treat you to hot pot. 】

2 minutes later, still no response.

The enthusiasm that had just been trained was completely wiped out in an instant.

At this time, Xiao Yang, who didn't respond, was having dinner with anchor Xue and reporter Qiao Da in "A Few Acres of Fertile Land" to learn from them.

Both anchor Xue and reporter Qiao Da were brought by Fei Yang to pay great attention to health preservation, so they insisted on coming to the farm banquet.

Two girls with exquisite makeup are eating pancakes, small tofu, and stewed goose in an iron pot with relish...

"Xiaoxue, you didn't see it, the genius doctor was amazing in the morning!"

"Really!"

"Absolutely! It's the first time I've been on TV, I'm not nervous at all, I don't stumble at all, I understand everything well and clearly!"

"That's not easy haha, it's been hard work teaching you, a top scumbag, a genius doctor."

"The genius doctor is a good teacher! Also, there happened to be a big brother who caught a cold in our station. When he came here this morning, his nose was running like a waterfall, and the water could flow into the cup. I hated myself to death. Crash. Do you know how powerful the genius doctor is? When he heard about such a person, he immediately pulled him up to demonstrate on the spot!"

"Big Joe, you don't need to describe it in too much detail, you still have to eat..."

"Okay! Guess what? After 10 minutes, the runny nose stopped, the nostrils were ventilated, and the head became lighter. Everyone at the scene was stunned, and it was not so fast to take the medicine!"

Yin Xiaoxue smiled and listened to Da Qiao's vivid narration while eating. She was not surprised at all by the amazing medical skills of the genius doctor.

A miracle doctor is definitely not just a miracle cure for acne. Her fans told her a lot about the magic doctor's rejuvenation in the comment area.

Yin Xiaoxue laughed after hearing this, "The genius doctor is suitable to be an anchor haha! Da Qiao, don't think that an anchor is simple, an anchor also needs psychological quality!"

"Yeah, I'm a newcomer in this area, and I'll need more advice from anchor Snow in the future." Fei Yang laughed.

"Oh! Don't worry, don't worry, I will teach you everything!" Snow anchor patted his chest and assured the ticket.

"Today the genius doctor is talking about colds, right?"

"Yes. But don't call me a miracle doctor, you will be my master from now on, just call me Fei Yang."

"No, no, then I'll be kinder and call you Xiao Yang."

"Okay." He is really the little Yang of the whole people.

"Xiao Yang, I must ask for a favor for my fans today!"

"what?"

"Can you start a live broadcast and talk about acne prevention and self-treatment? Your account is too difficult to hang up, and my fans are crying in the comment area."

Ahem, a big blonde beauty uttered the down-to-earth words 'crying for father and mother', which still made people overwhelmed. Fei Yang took a sip of the health-preserving millet porridge to suppress his shock.

"Can't it? Can't this one save itself?"

"No, no, yes, yes, but I promised my friends in the group that I will talk about diarrhea after talking about colds."

"puff!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Uh, reporter Qiao Da was very depressed, so he quickly covered his mouth so that the spicy fried large intestine didn't spray on Yin Xiaoxue's face.

Yin Xiaoxue: "Aren't you a food grabber? It's so big, can you change it!"

"Can you blame me? Xiao Yang! I must seriously warn you about this. It's time to eat!"

"Can you not talk about the lesion that is so close to the rice!"

Fei Yang was stunned for a moment, Yin Xiaoxue knew girlfriends best, she understood instantly, smiled and pointed to Fei Yang's large intestine, Fei Yang immediately felt that he had sinned.

"Sorry sorry."

"Why don't I tell you about the nutritional value of pig intestines!"

Big Joe: orz

This rescue method is too unique.

"But I don't want to hear that!"

Uh…

"Then let me talk about cleaning the pig's large intestine? In fact, it can be cleaned very cleanly."

"Ha ha."

"Genius doctor, do you think a little fairy like me, who doesn't touch the spring water with ten fingers, would want to hear it?"

"Um..." Fei Yang was really stumped now, that's all his professional knowledge was.

"Compensation is coming!"

"Well, tell me, what dry goods, as long as I have, I will give you the rest!"

"I can't bear to enjoy it all by myself, so how about it! You can broadcast live to analyze the nutritional value of the facial masks on the market and which one has better beauty effect. This is more useful for me, after all, I rely on my face for food." Reporter Qiao is proud of herself, she has created a benefit for women all over the world.

"But face masks are pretty much useless for beauty."

Ha ha.

Divine doctor, I believe your evil!

I have used the mask for more than ten years to help me maintain a youthful appearance, you deny her?

"Since you don't believe me, after I finish talking about acne, I'll talk about the uselessness of facial masks."

"Your skin is good now because you are still young, but you have to know that masks can't resist the years."

Reporter Qiao Da: Hehe, goodbye!

Yin Xiaoxue, who had been treated by a miracle doctor, believed it very much, "Miraculous doctor, I will be your first fan haha."

Reporter Qiao Da: You guys are working together!I don't believe it!

During the dinner, Yin Xiaoxue taught some live streaming skills, which benefited Fei Yang a lot. The meal was not finished until almost two o'clock.

On the way, Fei Yang took out his mobile phone, planning to try the next live streaming software, when he saw two messages pop up on the screen.

[Xiao Yang, where have you been? 】

[Xiao Yang, I want to treat you to hot pot. 】

For Lu Siming, one is at 12:8, and the other is at 12:10.

[Sorry, I didn't see it just now. 】

Lu Siming replied in seconds: [Where are you? 】

[On the way back. 】

After thinking about it, Fei Yang sent another message: [Have you eaten hot pot yet? 】

Lu Siming stood at the door of the physiotherapy shop, hehe, eating hot pot?

He is about to become a Buddha immediately.