Interstellar Acupuncture Master

"Huh?!" What is this.

The moment I reacted, God!

He, he, what did he do!

Fei Yang looked at the poor trouser legs drooping in his hands, and was dumbfounded.

For the person in front of him, his trousers were taken off to his knees. Between the black underwear and black trousers, the muscular and powerful big white legs made him dizzy.

Lu Siming, who suddenly felt a bit of coolness, woke up a little bit, opened his eyes in a daze, and struggled to crawl over when he saw Fei Yang.

"Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang,"

Fei Yang's heart almost stopped beating!

he!Take off the pants of the prince of the empire!

he!Take off the pants of the Marshal of the Leopard Clan!

Oh!

Lu Siming's eyes were gloomy but with a hint of excitement ready to move, like a beast that saw its prey, pursing its lips.

Do not!

He was originally a beast!

And I'm just a hamster!

Just pets!

Fei Yang dropped the trouser leg and slumped on the ground.

Lu Siming crawled forward, and Fei Yang stepped back until his back was against the cold and hard wall.

cold.

Fei Yang's rare experience of scratching his head in 30 years made him accidentally grope for the starry sky blue acupuncture box in his pocket.

Locket!

At this moment, you, the resolute outline is very sexy to the touch!

Trembling, Fei Yang opened the small box, ignored the trembling needles scattered all over the floor, and picked up one of them.

Swallowing saliva nervously, rolling his Adam's apple, taking a deep breath, mustering up the courage to meet the eyes of the beast, "Hi!"

Ok?

Lu Siming's attention was suddenly interrupted, and his eyes looked like a confused child.

"There's something on your face."

?

"I'll help you take it off."

Lu Siming raised his hand to touch his face in a daze.

Taking advantage of the moment when Lu Siming frowned and lost his mind, Fei Yang controlled his strength and pierced the acupuncture point accurately.

Five seconds later, Lu Siming covered his face with his hands and yawned loudly. Seeing that he was about to lose his hold, Fei Yang stepped behind him with one step, dragged him by the back, and put him flat on the ground.

The person lying on the carpet fell asleep again, Fei Yang let out a long sigh of relief, exhausted, and sat down on the ground!

"Whoo~"

But he really didn't blame him for taking off his pants!

Who would have thought that such a big Marshal would not wear a belt!

He actually wears elastic pants!

and!

His exposed waist and buttocks are strong and stylish, without a trace of fat, and the pants are only barely hanging on his waist, so they were accidentally pulled off!

No way!

This frightening scene of a car accident was too frightening, so I took a breath and stepped forward quickly, cautiously.

Pull up the pants for the prince.

The carpet was too rough, Fei Yang grabbed the waistband of his trousers and pulled it up, causing the elastic to become deformed.

"Stab" sounded.

Fei Yang was startled when he heard the sound, and looked down, hiss~

Take a breath.

He tore the inner right thigh of the man's trousers, and the threads were all exposed!

Ahhhhh!

Fei Yang quickly threw away the waistband of his trousers as if throwing dirt, and stepped back to a safe distance of one meter away.

Obviously, the trousers can no longer be pulled, and if they are pulled, they will only become more and more cracked, then...

barley

He didn't want to deserve death!

He has been in the wind and rain for 30 years, and his old heart has long been invulnerable to all poisons. How can he imagine that he can do such a thing one day!

Fei Yang thought over and over again, and decided to run away!

Pick up the silver needles scattered all over the floor and pack them up, then go to the bedroom and take out a quilt, gently cover Lu Siming's body, wrap the scene of the car accident tightly, and then tiptoe and go out softly.

"Whoo~"

Nine deaths!

Fei Yang, like the two big brothers, left the big villa as if fleeing.

Fei Yang returned home like a walking dead, took a bath and lay down on the bed, still feeling like he had a dream today.

I always feel as if I have lost something, and I unconsciously reach out to touch my lips, as if nothing is missing, the flesh is still there.

"Hey!"

What a miserable night!

Fei Yang pulled the quilt over and covered his head!I just want to take a deep breath and be quiet.

Huh?

It doesn't taste right.

Fei Yang poked his head out to take a look, it wasn't his quilt, it was covered by the little leopard before he left.

Just as he was going to get his own, he was suddenly attracted by the scent of this little boy, and unconsciously smelled it for a while longer.

Hmm, much fresher than after drinking.

It is full of youthful breath.

Fei Yang was really exhausted, physically and mentally exhausted, unable to think anymore, pulled the quilt over his head, and sighed softly.

"Good night."

There are nuts in the dream, and rat food in the dream.

Waking up must be another hero!

"Bang bang bang!"

"Bang bang bang!"

Fei Yang frowned. He, who never stayed up in bed, pulled up the quilt vigorously, greedily sucking the familiar smell.

"Bang bang bang!"

The person who knocked on the door had a posture of swearing not to give up until he knocked on the door. Fei Yang had no choice but to throw off the quilt and get out of bed, rarely opening the door with the spirit of getting up.

The moment the door was opened, Fei Yang closed it with a "bang".

"what!"

Lu Siming outside the door screamed.

Fei Yang leaned his back against the door and woke up instantly!

It's over.

I personally came to the door to settle the account!

"You, open the door." The voice outside was a little weak.

Forget it, as early as Zaosheng!

Fei Yang took a deep breath, opened the door again, and tried to put on a professional smile.

!! ?

The person in front of him had a mouth full of blood!

Looking carefully, it was left along the nostrils, and he wiped it with his hands indiscriminately, resulting in blood everywhere. It looked very tragic, as if he had just been beaten violently.

"How did you do it?" Fei Yang was shocked.

Lu Siming rolled his eyes, "I was about to go in, but when you closed the door so suddenly, your nose hit the door directly."

To put it bluntly, there was a nosebleed, which was so miserable that people couldn't bear to look directly at it.

Fei Yang looked up at the sky. After the inexplicable crimes last night, he committed another crime.

"Is it serious?" Fei Yang watched the tragic scene nervously.

"You are a doctor, you ask me?" Lu Siming rolled his eyes angrily.

Fei Yang patted his head, he was really concerned and confused.

Of course, the concern here is mainly concerned with their own future fate.

"Come in." Fei Yang turned sideways.

Lu Siming soaked the blood in his hands, not wanting to dirty the floor for Fei Yang, so he went straight to the bathroom.

Fei Yang followed behind, stood by the door, stretched his head, and waited anxiously. The sound of splashing water seemed to hit his heart, directly pushing the tense atmosphere to a climax, and his heart jumped out. up!

Lu Siming washed off the scary blood and looked much better. He was still handsome and his face was still there. Fei Yang heaved a sigh of relief.

Lu Siming raised his head, afraid that it would flow out again.

"Don't, don't, lean your head forward." Doctor Fei, who saved a mouse's life, hurried forward.

"Go forward?" Lu Siming was surprised, "Doesn't that mean—"

"Don't worry! There won't be rivers of blood!"

Lu Siming: ...

How did you know I was going to say this...

"trust me."

No wonder those patients listened to the little hamster so much. When he calmly said "Trust me", it was so fascinating that people couldn't pull their eyes out!

If you don't believe what such a sincere person says, who else can you trust?

Lu Siming nodded unexpectedly, and did as Fei Yang said.

The nosebleed was about to burst out, and Lu Siming was a little nervous to catch it with his hands.

Hey?

The nosebleeds flowed down, but the nasal cavity was blocked, but the blood didn't flow all over the place, but it played a role in stopping the bleeding.

Lu Siming breathed a sigh of relief.

"Come, come here." Fei Yang took Lu Siming's right hand and walked towards the sofa.

Lu Siming's right hand froze, to be precise, his whole right half of his body froze, like a marionette, being led by Fei Yang.

That's right!

Just from this skillful and comfortable way of holding hands, he can be sure that something unspeakable must have happened to them last night!

How else could it be so natural?

Oh!

God!

He was inexperienced the first time and was drunk again last night, don't know screwed up no orz

tension!

"Come on, sit down."

Lu Siming sat down obediently.

"I'll give you a pulse. Nosebleeds are sometimes not just a bump."

Lu Siming:? !

The pants are all taken off, now you want to take the pulse?

What kind of fairy doctor is this!

I actually started to take my pulse seriously orz

Fei Yang, who was so nervous after doing something bad, didn't have the energy to notice Lu Siming's collapsed expression, "Your lung qi is overheated, which causes the qi and blood to rise, so you get nosebleeds due to a little external force."

So do you understand?

Mainly I didn't hit it.

Fei Yang used his professionalism to seize every opportunity with his heart to eliminate the crime he just added.

Lu Siming, who looked like he had eaten shit, obviously didn't understand, and didn't want to understand.

He knows what to do!

"Well, to put it simply, it's getting angry!"

"Your nosebleed is mainly because of getting angry. Well, that is to say, even if I don't bump into you today, you will have nosebleed sooner or later."

Lu Siming ate another lump...

The entire brow was furrowed, and he couldn't believe his ears, "What did you say?"

"No, no, don't get me wrong, I'm not cursing you!"

"Really!" Fei Yang raised his hand and swore to him.

Lu Siming: ...

"Ahem, I just want to popularize some medical knowledge for you."

Ha ha.

The air suddenly fell into an embarrassing silence, Fei Yang's hand was still on Lu Siming's wrist.

Fei Yang was stared at by Lu Siming, for some reason, he suddenly remembered the moment when Lu Siming forced the back of his head and his lips touched lightly last night.

"Forehead."

A chill!

Fei Yang abruptly took his hands away, moved his butt half a meter to the right, and sat upright.

Lu Siming was going crazy!

He took a deep breath, "Xiao Yang,"

"Hey!"

...

Why did it feel wrong in the first place!

Lu Siming suppressed the howling in his heart, trying to make himself look a little more kind.

Nonsence!

be kind.

"Last night, we,"

"Nothing happened to us!" Fei Yang answered quickly.

"Oh?" Lu Siming was surprised.

"En..." Fei Yang's tone suddenly weakened, "That's right, you were drunk, so I found four strong men to carry you home."

Lu Siming: ...

"Really." When Fei Yang said this, his eyes were as sincere as when he said "trust me".

"Then why did I take off half of my pants when I got up in the morning?" Lu Siming stared at Fei Yang, very strange, and unconsciously said what was in his heart, and after speaking, he was so confused that his face turned red.

Fei Yang didn't have the time to blush, and his genius doctor's light-speed brain was working quickly, "Oh, what can't be done when people are drunk!"

"Really?" Lu Siming was a little desperate.

"That's right! Let me tell you, I used to have a classmate who would slap himself slapped when he was drunk. When I woke up, I was swollen like a pig's head."

Lu Siming rolled his eyes, I'm afraid he is not a fool!

"I also have a classmate who, when he gets drunk, comes home with a thud, kneels down and kowtows to his wife, but he can't even get up. At night when he's drunk, he has to kneel and kowtow to fall asleep. The next time I woke up, my knees looked like two purple sweet potato buns."

...

"I have another classmate who is even more powerful. When he gets drunk, he coughs and runs naked. Look, compared to them, he just took off his pants. It's nothing! Right?"

"So don't be sad! You may just be a little dry-hot after drinking, and taking off your pants is not a serious problem that cannot be cured."

Ha ha.

I really believe your evil!

"Are all the idiots in your school?"

"To be precise, except you have a brain, are the rest all fools?"

"Uh," Fei Yang remembered the encyclopedia introduction he read last night, looked at the alumni and non-direct "senior" in front of him, and decided to turn the tide and use his wisdom to clear his name again.

So, he explained to Lu Siming seriously: "Of course not, you are not stupid!"

Lu Siming: "Hehe."

"Is it compared with that naked-running idiot?"

Fei Yang: orz

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