The three thousand in the harem are all me

The emperor was poisoned and fell into a coma, and the empress took care of her in disarray.

"Happiness value plus 10."

"Happiness value plus 10."

"Happiness value plus 10."

……

Pei Zhi held Yin Yu's hand for a nap, but was woken up by the system.

He opened his eyes in confusion, and before he could ask, he first checked whether Yin Yu's condition had improved.

The imperial doctor's medicine has been poured several times, but Yin Yu's lips are getting darker, the poison spread from the wound, and her whole arm is red and swollen.

After being rescued by the imperial doctor, not only did it not get better, but it got worse.

Pei Zhi was afraid, not only afraid of the failure of the mission, but also worried about Yin Yu's life and death.Yin Yu is not a bad person, and always protects him at critical moments.

"System, is the happiness value [-] now?"

"Happiness is worth 64."

Not redeemable yet.Pei Zhi held Yin Yu's hand and begged, "Can you lend me some happiness points first, so that I can exchange them for medical skills first?"

"No."

What a ruthless system.Pei Zhi asked again: "Then tell me, why the happiness value has been rising?" Knowing the reason, he can also have a direction to work hard.

The system said: "Seeing that you are in trouble, I can provide a guess: the emperor didn't want to live, so he still picked it up with his hands when he guessed that it was poisonous. Before a person dies, he will recall what happened in his life." He probably recalled something happy about everything."

Pei Zhi thought, then think more about happy things and increase the happiness value to one hundred.

however……

"Happiness value minus 10."

"Happiness value minus 10."

"Happiness value minus 10."

……

Pei Zhi panicked, did he remember something bad again?

If it goes down like this, it will be negative in a while.

Pei Zhi stared at Yin Yu's poisoned arm for three seconds, bit his back molars, lowered his head and pressed his lips to the wound, and began to suck the poisonous blood.

Regardless of whether this method is stupid or not, saving people is the most important thing.

After sucking several mouthfuls of poisonous blood, Pei Zhi tried his best to spit it out, but he still felt a burning pain in his mouth. He closed his eyes and lowered his head to suck again.

"you……"

hoarse voice.

Pei Zhi turned his head in surprise and saw that Yin Yu had woken up. He leaned over and asked in multiple voices: "Your Majesty is awake, does it hurt? Are you hungry?"

Without waiting for Yin Yu's answer, he shouted again: "Imperial doctor, imperial doctor."

"Quarrel……"

No matter how much he complained, Pei Zhi smiled to make room for the imperial doctor. As soon as he stood up, he felt dizzy, and when his eyes went dark, he lost track of personnel affairs.

When he woke up again, Pei Zhi heard the system complaining about him.

"Readers are greatly disappointed."

Pei Zhi felt a sore throat, and blinked to express his doubts.

"Bosses say you're too stupid. There are so many imperial doctors out there, but you actually use your mouth to suck!"

Pei Zhi pulled the quilt over and covered his face, thinking unconvinced: But Yin Yu woke up after he finished inhaling, which means it still works.

"Readers leave a message to see the pink plot. Although it deviates from the direction of the mission, I suggest that you better please the reader at the beginning of the mission, which can effectively reduce the appearance of villains. Last time, the big one threw mines because of the little pink plot. oh!"

Pei Zhi just woke up, still a little dazed, wondering: "What is a pink plot?"

"Pink from the neck up."

Pei Zhi understood in seconds: "The blood is red from the neck down, and it's in exchange for the author's future career behind bars."

000 let out a hey hey laugh.

"How is he?" Pei asked.

000 said: "I just woke up not long ago."

Pei Zhi decided to go to see the emperor, Ruiju came in to serve him, and when he heard that he was going out, she shook her head desperately.

"why?"

Ruiju handed over a bronze mirror worriedly, and Pei Zhi took a look. His mouth was red and swollen, as if two pieces of Taiwanese sausage were hanging on his face.He used to belong to the handsome type, but now he hangs two sausages on his mouth, which is silly and funny.

"You must not let His Majesty see it." Ruiju said.

Pei Zhi thought to himself, Your Majesty can't see people's facial features clearly at all, so he is not afraid of seeing them.But this appearance cannot be seen by others.

He asked Ruiju to find something to block him, but Ruiju found a veil that could be hung on his ears, through which his sausage mouth could still be seen.

He saw a relatively large square handkerchief embroidered with plum blossoms thrown in the drawer at the bedside, he covered his face and went out, Ruiju hesitated to say something, but he left him behind.

He was familiar with the road in the palace, and soon came to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.Before entering, 000 encouraged him: "Don't be cowardly, just do it! Let the readers see your man's courage!"

Pei Zhi raised his fist in his heart, and entered the room firmly.

The imperial doctors were kneeling on the ground again in the room, Pei Zhi heard Yin Yu's weak voice, scolding the group of imperial doctors.

"What use is it for me to support you? I still need the queen to help me suck and poison."

Pei Zhi is slightly proud, you know he's all right!

"What can you do? You didn't even notice that there was something wrong with his mind. Is it something normal people can do to suck and poison with their mouths?"

"..."

"The minister deserves death for his crimes." The imperial doctors all knelt on the ground and pleaded guilty.

"If the Queen has any questions, I will take you to ask them."

"Cough." Pei Zhi stood up in embarrassment. Fortunately, there was a veil blocking him, otherwise he would be even more embarrassed to face everyone. "You go to the side hall first."

The imperial doctors thanked En, bowed their heads and withdrew.

Pei Zhi lifted the curtain and went inside, Yin Yu sat on the head of the bed, glanced at him, first turned his face away unnaturally, thought for a while, then turned his head, and said: "Thank you for your hard work."

"Your Majesty, is your Majesty feeling better?" Pei Zhi sat next to Yin Yu, who tried to move in, but he couldn't help but grunt as he strained his hands.

"Your Majesty, don't move." Pei Zhi got up, knelt down to the side of the bed, stretched out his hand to pass under Yin Yu's body, and wanted to pick him up and move him inside.

Yin Yu was shocked, but the coldness in her eyes faded away. "You are offending me."

This stinky little emperor.Pei Zhi chuckled and pinched his face: "I'm the queen, what's wrong with offending Your Majesty?"

Yin Yu was furious, this person dared to pinch his face!

He squinted at the veil on the queen's face, and said coldly: "What are you doing with your face covered, could it be that you are an assassin pretending to be a queen?"

"I feel a little uncomfortable..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the veil was already ripped off by Yin Yu.He subconsciously wanted to cover his mouth and raised his hand, but he thought, what are you afraid of, Yin Yu can't see his mouth.

He suddenly had a bad idea, pouted and made faces at Yin Yu.

After the prank was over, he realized that Yin Yu had been staring at him in a daze.

It's really looking at his face, instead of looking at his clothes from time to time with unfocused eyes like before.

"What are you looking at?" Pei Zhixin writhed. Could it be that His Majesty has recovered from his prosopagnosia?

Yin Yu was brought back to her thoughts by his voice, her cheeks were flushed, she turned her head, a little awkwardly: "You have beautiful red lips."

Pei Zhi suddenly knelt up straight, did he see it? ! ! !

Yin Yu seemed to muster up her courage again, and turned her head to look at him with an extremely serious expression and an extremely pious attitude: "I think of a word in my heart—flaming red lips."

Chen thought of an animal—a grass mud horse.

I really saw his mouth. Is this prosopagnosia cured? Then how can he continue with this task?

Yin Yu looked obsessed, and raised his hand to gently touch Pei Zhi's sausage mouth, from the head of the sausage to the end of the sausage.

"Although it's a bit big, your mouth is the most beautiful I've ever seen."

Pei Zhixin said, because this is the first mouth you have ever seen Your Majesty, you will also find the donkey's mouth beautiful!

The palace man brought hot porridge, Pei Zhi covered his mouth with a handkerchief, and turned his head to see Yin Yu's expression of approval.

He couldn't see why Yin Yu was always angry, but he could clearly see Yin Yu's liking.

It was written on Yin Yu's face: Very good, the peerless red lips that belong to me, don't let others see easily.

Yin Yu didn't show anything obvious to the palace people, does it mean that Yin Yu can only see his sausage mouth?

Because his mouth is enlarged?

Pei Zhi stirred the porridge, scooped out a spoonful to cool it down, and handed it to Yin Yu's mouth.

Yin Yu evoked an unscrupulous smile: Use your big red lips to taste for me first... Mmmm. "

Before he could finish speaking, Pei Zhi poured it in with a spoon.

So much nonsense.

000 hates iron and reminds: "Pink pink, pay attention to pink, everyone brushes the negative with the left hand and smashes the thunder with the right hand, looking at you, watching you without taking your eyes off~"

Pei Zhi continued to pour rice porridge into Yin Yu's mouth, rejecting 000's reminder: "I'm afraid I'll play pink into tears behind bars."

This is not a game, or something else, playing yourself into the pink plot, what if you are really tempted?

Although Yin Yu is face-blind, likes flaming red lips, and is a little mentally retarded and can pick up hidden weapons with his bare hands, she treats him very well.

Just don't play too hard.

"Readers, please take this as a mediocre farming article. Anyway, my mission is to make Yin Yu happy."

Seeing that he didn't cooperate, 000 was very upset, and said sullenly: "There is only one word difference between the farming text and the stallion text, the empress, Xue Meiren, Lu Xuanshi..."

Pei Zhi was annoyed by what he heard, and his hands speeded up unknowingly. Yin Yu couldn't eat enough, and his face was covered with porridge.Pei Zhi hastily picked up the square handkerchief at hand and wiped his face. He wiped it carefully, and looked up to find Yin Yu looking at him affectionately.

Still thinking about the stallion, pink, etc. that the system said, and being looked at like this again, Pei Zhi's face became a little hot, and he covered Yin Yu's face with a veil: "Your Majesty, you are not allowed to look at me."

Yin Yu couldn't move her hands, and her output depended entirely on her mouth: "I want to see, your lips are more colorful than the red plums on this handkerchief."

Leave his sausage mouth alone, can't you?

With tears in his heart, Pei Zhi lifted a corner of the veil from below, revealing only Yin Yu's mouth, and continued stuffing rice porridge inside.

The porridge bowl had bottomed out, so he threw the bowl away and ran away.

Yin Yu was still wearing a veil, leaning against the head of the bed and giggling.The little skinny man came in and asked him to rinse his mouth.

"Your Majesty is very happy today."

It was the first time that Yin Yu felt his heart flutter, and was worried that no one would tell her, so she sighed deliberately: "The queen doesn't seem to like me very much, and he always refuses to speak to me when I talk about love with him."

"Didn't Your Majesty say that you want to indifference the queen?"

"No, I think my queen is the most beautiful in the world." Those warm lips seemed to set fire to his heart.

But the queen didn't seem to like him very much. "He is a queen, and I can't force him like I did with Lu Xuanshi, nor can I tease him like I played with Xue Meiren. If he doesn't want to listen to this, I have to change my strategy and be polite. the emperor."

"But the slave sees that the queen doesn't like your gentleness and politeness."

"How to say?"

"The veil on your face was brought by the empress." The little thin man took off the veil and showed Yin Yu some red plums.

Yin Yu was puzzled: "What else can this handkerchief say?"

The little thin man smiled ambiguously: "Your Majesty's first big wedding, maybe he didn't listen carefully to Madam Xiaoshi's explanation. This handkerchief is for the newlyweds' wedding night."

He pointed at the little red plum, and said implicitly: "I left a mark, and I want to put it away for the respect room to keep."

Yin Yu understood, stared at the handkerchief and smiled.

"It's not that the queen doesn't like my words, but she is annoyed at me, and hates that I didn't give him a happy wedding night in the bridal chamber. Anyway, when I get better, I will definitely serve him well."

The lights are on.

Rui Ju held the palace lantern and stood beside Pei Zhi.Pei Zhi took the ointment and rubbed it on his mouth, but the bronze mirror couldn't see clearly, he couldn't see how serious his mouth was.

"Don't worry, ma'am, the imperial doctor said that as long as you apply the medicine on time every day, your mouth will return to normal in at most ten days."

Pei Zhi took the bronze mirror and looked left and right: "It seems to have disappeared."

"Your Majesty, let this servant speak boldly." Rui Ju put the palace lantern on the table, knelt down and persuaded, "The news of His Majesty's assassination has not yet spread to the outside world, but after all, this matter cannot be covered with paper, and it won't be long. On this day, everyone outside must know about it, and even if your mother is innocent, there must be people who suspect you."

Pei Zhi frowned, put down the bronze mirror, and listened to her carefully.

"People are chosen by servants, but in your name. Although Your Majesty did not blame you, there are several pairs of eyes in our palace."

Pei Zhi thought about it seriously, and analyzed: "Your Majesty still asks me to serve you personally, which shows that he trusts me. He sent people to watch here to find out people with ulterior motives."

And the first person to be suspected was Ruiju.

"My servant is not afraid of death, but my servant is worried. If my servant is dead, the family will not be able to send someone close to me. Who will take care of you then?" Ruiju kowtowed and cried, "Your Majesty is not a patient person. If you take your servant, you will be interrogated. If nothing happens, all the servants in our palace will lose their heads."

"Snapped!"

Pei Zhi covered the ointment box, put it aside, and said in a deep voice: "I know, you should do whatever you want these few days. As long as you didn't do anything, I will definitely save your lives."

"Thank you madam."

Ruiju retreated with the palace lantern.Pei Zhi shouted 000 to appear: "I really only play farming literature, investigating cases and so on. Although I have such a brain, I feel tired and don't play."

"Then please go straight to the readers."

Pei Zhi choked, angry and annoyed, but dared not speak.

Positive King Kong Lord?That was impossible, he still wanted to finish the task quickly, he had already carried his one billion and went back to live the life of a local tyrant emperor.

Forget it, solve the case and solve the case.

"The emperor calls for talented people." 000 reported.

Pei Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, took the thick veil that he secretly made, and trotted to Yue Cairen's place to change his clothes.

Taking another breath, he ran to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.When he reached the gate of the hall, he almost couldn't catch his breath, and gasped heavily while holding the door frame.

"Who hanged himself at the door?"

Pei Zhi was annoyed, he was so tired from running here, he was panting louder, Yin Yu's words were so ugly.

This one really pays attention to the rules, and treats the queen completely differently from other concubines.

He walked over, greeted perfunctorily, and sat down by the bed with a round stool.

"Why are you wearing a veil, and it's so thick, no wonder you can't breathe." Yin Yu frowned.

Pei Zhi made an excuse: "I have a rash on my face."

"Then stay away from me."

"..." How could there be such a big difference between the empress and Yue Cairen!

Yin Yu lay on the bed and didn't speak. She stared blankly at the top of the bed for a while, and when Pei Zhi was about to fall asleep, Yin Yu finally spoke.

"Do you remember how that woman cursed me before she died?"

which woman?Pei Zhi naturally didn't know, he didn't make a sound.

Yin Yu didn't want Yue Cairen to answer, he continued: "She said, I am an emotionless white-eyed wolf, saying that my blood is cold, and I have never realized what love and happiness are in this life."

Who is so hateful?Pei Zhi wanted to go up and slap them both.

"In these years, I have been living with my heart, looking for all kinds of interesting things to do, and never idle for a moment. I married a queen, accepted a concubine, and stayed with them all day long. I also tried to put my heart on them, so that They miss me."

Pei Zhi complained secretly: You are not serious.

A smile finally appeared on Yin Yu's expressionless face, "God has not failed me, that woman said that I would never experience love, she was wrong, and I have experienced it."

Hearing what he said, Pei Zhi's heart throbbed with pain.It turns out that the emperor is so pitiful...

"I am in love with the queen."

Pei Zhi: "..."

He answered Yin Yu's words in his heart: because of his flaming red lips.

"He is stupid and brave. He sucks poisonous blood for me regardless of his own safety. He also has two beautiful red lips, and I am overwhelmed by him."

Pei Zhi is going crazy, don't mention his sausage mouth, okay?

Yin Yu turned her head and put her eyes on Pei Zhi: "In a few days, I will send Meiren Xue and the others to the cold palace. I heard that the relationship should be between two people. Even if you want to take a concubine, you should first Let the main wife sit firmly before mentioning the matter of taking concubines. I want to give him the greatest respect."

Pei Zhi was surprised, he didn't expect the emperor to think of these things.

As a queen, although he doesn't love the emperor, he is faintly happy in his heart.

But as other concubines, he was very unhappy.Moving to the Leng Palace, the queen can't even send things, and it's not good to eat or live.In case the emperor thinks of someone again one day, he will go to the cold palace.

My legs are about to break, so it's time to go in and admire the spider webs?

"As for you." Yin Yu said, "You'd better be a eunuch and serve me by my side. I only have you as a bosom friend."

Nonsence!The confidant also demoted the family to be a eunuch!

As the emperor's servant, he has to be by the emperor's side all the time. If the emperor asks him to accompany him to see the queen, what should he do? Will the soul and the body be served separately?

It must be stopped!

Pei Zhi slowly took off the veil, grinned with a big red and swollen mouth, and said slowly: "Your Majesty, I also have two beautiful red lips."