The three thousand in the harem are all me

In the crowded pigsty, Yin Yu looked at the sow who was lazily preparing to go to sleep, and felt heartbroken.

"Don't you have anything to say to me?" Yin Yu was so angry that she fainted, "Don't you need to explain a few words about such a big matter as father and mother?"

The little pig hummed twice, ignored him, and continued to sleep.

Yin Yu raised her foot, kicked it hard, and landed gently: "Didn't you say that you are not allowed to hide anything from me in the future? Okay, very good, why don't you say it? I'll let someone take a stick and beat you Lift it up, tie it up and throw it in the North Market, and sell it by the catty."

Pei Zhi turned over from the wall, grabbed a stick and walked behind Yin Yu.

"You lied to me over and over again, thinking that I can't do anything about you, right?" Yin Yu jumped angrily, "Believe it or not, I won't let you get along in the pig world?"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Liao Ran suddenly said, "That's not benefactor Pei."

Just as Yin Yu was about to argue that it wasn't true, the pig spoke up: "I'm behind you, emperor scum."

"..." Yin Yu looked back in confusion, and saw a stick held up out of thin air. His furious expression softened instantly, and his voice lowered a lot when he was discouraged, "Put down the stick and talk carefully. It's obviously you I made a mistake first, let me ask you a few questions, why are you so arrogant?"

The more I talked, the more Yin Yu felt wronged and grief-stricken: "Shouldn't this matter be made clear in advance? You said that as a mother, we two make up every day, will you suddenly have a child? You Bringing the child to me suddenly, I was not prepared at all, how much harm it will do to the child, have you ever thought about it? Fortunately, I brought you back a little piglet, it’s okay if you can’t give birth, if you can give birth, in the future The two of us have our own pigs, the Crown Prince Pei Qi's position is so embarrassing, if the time comes and brothers fight each other, you and I will not be able to live in peace when we get old..."

"Shut up, you!" Pei Zhi was furious. "When someone opens his mouth, you will know what his shit smells like. Aren't you tired?"

"I don't know about others. What do you eat and do? I think about it too much. Don't change the subject, just say that their brothers are fighting each other. Should the throne be passed on to the capable boss, or to his own little piggy?" ?”

Killing your sister, talking like he already had a litter of piggies?

"Shut up for me!" Pei Zhi yelled, and swung the stick towards Yin Yu's calf. He controlled his strength, and naturally he couldn't bear to really hurt Yin Yu.

Yin Yu had the ability to stop the stick, but he didn't hide, because he knew in his heart that Pei Zhi was a bluffer, and he was as good as heaven and earth, but he still had a sense of proportion and would never hurt him.

They both knew it in their hearts, but they didn't know it, so they immediately threw a string of Buddhist beads towards Pei Zhi, the beads were wrapped around the stick, Pei Zhi's body was revealed in an instant, and then disappeared immediately.

"Are you hurt?" Yin Yu hurriedly took the Buddhist beads from Pei's stick and threw them to Qingran.

Pei Zhi shook his head, and then thought that Yin Yu still couldn't see him, so he said it was okay.The injury was not hurt, but he seemed to see a series of halos light up on his wrist just now.

Yin Yu said displeased, "Master Mingran, he is a pig spirit, it's better not to greet him with this Buddhist thing."

Then he took a step back: "I'm offended, Master Pei."

Pig essence?Pei Zhi almost thought he heard it wrong, but after thinking about Yin Yu's behavior, he was sure that he heard it right.Yin Yu, this mentally retarded thing, actually regarded him as a pig spirit?

He didn't understand, apart from being lazy, sleeping, and having a little bit of fat on his body, what similarities did he have with a pig?

He asked the system: "Are there any mines for me?"

000 smiled: "To be honest, when His Majesty ran to the pigsty, you received more than 20 mines."

"Help me thank you readers, I will recharge your Majesty's IQ with these landmines." Pei Zhi sighed, and exchanged a landmine for his body and body.

The moment Yin Yu saw Pei Zhi appear, his eyes lit up instantly, and he hugged him. He had been nagging non-stop, but now he couldn't say anything when he saw him. He just patted Pei Zhi. The quality of the back is speechless.

Pei Zhi also felt the joy and emotion of the long-lost reunion, Yin Yu was so excited that he couldn't speak, so how could he say anything?Whether it's anger, anger, or love, when two people embrace each other, there is no need to say anything.

It is enough to have such a person in this life who is too excited to speak for the reunion with him.

Pei Zhi was very moved, and then he heard Yin Yu ask him in a nasal voice, "Why did you become a eunuch?"

Pei Zhi: "...be more serious!"

"Very serious."

"Get your hands out of my pants and crotch!"

Yin Yu was wronged: "I saw you wearing eunuch clothes, and I was very scared. I felt it to see if it was still there. Isn't it normal?"

"Then you can just touch it, what are you rubbing?"

Liao Ran let out a "cough", and looked away unnaturally.Pei Zhi almost forgot that there was someone else here, and immediately pushed Yin Yu away, blushing and glaring at this shameless nine-time man.

The three of them walked down the mountain, talking while walking.Pei Zhi knew that Yin Yu had traveled here with Master Liao Ran in order to save him.On the night of the full moon, Master Liao Ran will work together with the master over there to send the two of them back.

"Your Majesty." Pei Zhi felt relieved, but complained, "This matter is too dangerous. Your Majesty must think twice before doing anything in the future."

"If I don't come, how can you go back?" Yin Yu sighed heavily, "You said that if you were a tiger spirit or a lion spirit, I wouldn't be so worried. You pig spirit is so weak, how can I trust you Alone here?"

Pei Zhi said in his heart, don't be annoyed, because this fellow came all the way to find him, he endured it!

"I'm not a pig!" He explained kindly.

"Impossible." Yin Yu didn't believe it, "Then what are you?"

Pei Zhi thought for a while, and said, "I'm a god, and I have the magic of immortality."

Yin Yu didn't answer, but turned sideways to reveal Master Ming Ran, Pei Zhi instantly restrained his complacent expression, and obediently pulled Yin Yu back, blocking Master Ran.

He now found that the eminent monks were really capable, and it was better not to provoke someone like him who came here for bonuses with impure motives and unknown identities.

"I want to make it clear to you that I'm living in your house when I'm seven years old. Your Highness is very pitiful. You have to speak softly to him. He's also very powerful, so you'd better not mess with him."

Yin Yu disagreed.

Knowing that the master was preparing for the formation outside the palace, Pei Zhi used a mine to make Yin Yu invisible, and brought Yin Yu into the palace.A mine was also used so that Yin Yu could see him at any time.

He wanted to take big Yinyu to see little Yinyu. It would be interesting if people could see their future self, or their past self.

And Pei Zhi really wanted to see, what would it be like when the mentally retarded emperor met his black-bellied Highness?

These two are obviously the same person, why is there such a big difference?

Is it because the mentally retarded emperor's deep scheming has not been revealed, or is it that the black-bellied little Highness has not had time to be mentally retarded?

As soon as he arrived in the harem, he felt something was wrong.I always feel that there is something wrong with the palace today, even the sky seems much darker than outside.

I met Yue Jing on the road.Pei Zhi used a landmine to reveal the two of them, and casually asked Yue Jing if something happened in the palace?

Yue Jing said that Concubine Yu was released.Pei asked why, but Yue Jing hesitated and said: "Feng Guiren and Concubine Xing killed Concubine Yu and said that they were poisoned by Concubine Yu, and put all the mess on Concubine Yu."

"Then Concubine Yu should ask more about the crime, why was she released?" Yin Yu asked.

Yue Jing took a look at Yin Yu and then at Pei Zhi, wondering whether he should answer or not.

Yin Yu chuckled: "You little servant is so courageous. If you ask me anything, you can say what you want. If you don't answer honestly, people will slap your mouth."

"Slaves don't dare." Yue didn't know the identity of this person, thought he was a prince or something, and trembled all over with fright.Pei Zhi coaxed him for a long time before he got rid of his timidity.Now Yin Yu frightened her back with a few words.

Pei Zhi glared at Yin Yu: "Do you know who he is?"

"It's just a slave, I don't need to know." Yin Yu didn't care.

Pei Zhi smiled: "He is your most talented person."

"Yue Jing?" Yin Yu frowned and looked at the thin palace man in front of her.He couldn't see human faces clearly before, and he didn't know what Yue Jing looked like when he was a child.

Yue was still young after all, and couldn't understand what Yin Yu and Pei Zhi were saying, so he just lowered his head and listened to their questioning.He dared to speak when he heard Pei questioning him about Concubine Yu's situation.

"It was the Eleventh Prince who went to the imperial court to beg. The slave didn't know what he said. Anyway, the Majesty went to visit the Eleventh Prince and released Concubine Yu when he came out. However, Concubine Yu was still restrained, except for the Eleventh Prince. There, she can't go anywhere."

What does Little Concubine Yin Yu Baoyu do?Pei Zhi was puzzled.

Yue Jing said again: "Your Majesty still wants to pray for His Highness, yellow talismans are hung in many places in the palace."

"What does that idiot want?" Yin Yu was furious.What are you doing with the yellow talisman? Will it hurt Pei Zhi?

Seeing Yin Yu getting angry, Yue Jing became even more frightened, unable to stand still.Yin Yu patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, Zhen... I won't do anything to you? You will soon become the most powerful servant in this palace. Let's go."

"Your servant will leave." Yue Jing quickly ran away.

Pei Zhi laughed and said, "See how you scare your future talented people?"

"I remember that when I first met him, he was indeed a cowardly servant who didn't even dare to lift his head." Yin Yu said, "I found him in the case of the eighth princess being poisoned. Later, he took care of it for me. Personally, I gradually become more courageous."

The two of them disappeared again and entered Xiao Yinyu's room.As soon as he entered, he saw Xiao Yinyu sitting on the bed, looking at him with a dark face.What surprised Pei Zhi was that little Yin Yu could not only see him, but also Yin Yu.

Without asking too much, Pei Zhi was already used to coaxing the child, and immediately took out a snack from his bosom and stuffed it for little Yin Yu: "I bought this for you outside the palace, try it and see if you like it."

Yin Yu suddenly asked: "What identity do you live here?" Pei Zhi had many identities to him, and he really wanted to know what identity Pei Zhi would have with the face-blind little Yin Yu?Pei Zhi liked to eat, drink, and be lazy so much, he definitely wouldn't stay by Xiao Yinyu's side as a eunuch.

If there is any messy identity that makes him dissatisfied, he will drag Pei Zhi to the bed and reprimand him!

Pei Zhi said casually, "As the adoptive mother of His Royal Highness."

Yin Yu said "oh" it was over, and immediately said to little Yin Yu, "Then I am your father."

"..." Pei Zhi kicked him hard on the hollow of his knee, "Don't make trouble."

"Stop making trouble." Yin Yu restrained her expression and only said, "You say goodbye to others and leave with me right away."

Just as Pei Zhi nodded, little Yin Yu suddenly screamed: "It hurts, I hurt so much, I need to blow it."

Pei Zhi leaned over to brag to him.Little Yinyu was still crying out for pain, and Pei Zhi was tired of blowing on his knees by the bed, so he took off his coat and shoes and went to bed, hugging little Yinyu and blowing.

This move made Yin Yu very angry!No one is allowed to be hugged by his Pei Zhi, not even himself!

Surprised and angry, he pulled Pei Zhi down: "You are not allowed to hug him!"

Pei Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and reminded him softly, "This is you."

Little Yin Yu's ears perked up.

"He won't be me. I was soft and cute when I was young." Yin Yu said boldly.

Xiao Yinyu pouted secretly.

No matter what, Yin Yu, big and small, seemed to be in a bad mood naturally, and no one talked to anyone.In order to ease the relationship between the two, Pei Zhi went to the small kitchen to cook for himself, leaving Yin Yu and Yin Yu staring at each other in the room.

With a cold face and closed eyes, little Yin Yu asked big Yin Yu, "You are me, right?"

"Yeah." Da Yinyu coped lazily.

"In the future, will I really own the world?"

"Correct."

"Then my harem is three thousand?"

Da Yinyu hesitated and nodded.Let's count three thousand.

"Then my children and grandchildren are in groups?"

Da Yinyu shook his head, only one prince, not in groups.

Xiao Yinyu frowned: "You're not very good at it."

"..."

"Seeing that you are not young, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, but you only have one crown prince."

Da Yinyu only felt that his dignity was trampled on the ground, he snorted coldly, and said proudly: "There are three thousand in the harem, and I only fall in love with Pei Zhi."

This is true.

Xiao Yinyu sneered: "Since you only love one person, why do you have three thousand in the harem? If you concentrate on treating him, I can still consider letting you take him away. But you have a lot of wives and concubines, and you made him the stepfather of a concubine , a person like you, I will never let you take him away!"

Ouch, this rampant energy!Even if it was him himself, Da Yinyu was extremely unhappy!He has been emperor for many years, who would dare to speak to him so loudly?

He leaned over and pinched little Yin Yu's fleshy face, and before he had time to exert his strength, he saw that the little white dough was calm one moment, and teary-eyed the next moment, which was very pitiful.

Da Yinyu frowned, feeling bad.

Sure enough, he was slapped hard on the back, and Pei Zhi scolded him: "Do you want to be ashamed if you touch a child?"

Big Yin Yu was not convinced: "The face is in the pigsty."

"Get along well! I have another dish, wash your hands and prepare to eat." Pei Zhi left again.

Big Yin Yu looked at Little Yin Yu and sneered: "Very well, if you dare to play tricks on me, can you play tricks on me? But the time for me to play tricks on you is over, now I don't like anyone, just kill them casually! Today I also want you to taste how powerful Pei Zhi's husband is!"

"you dare?"

"Why don't I dare?" Da Yinyu approached.

Little Yin Yu suddenly became terrified again, Big Yin Yu subconsciously looked back to see if Pei Zhi was coming.Not seeing anyone, he turned his head angrily, but Xiao Yinyu suddenly took out a pack of medicinal powder and blew it towards his nose.

ah-

His nose itched, he sneezed, and sprayed the powder on Xiao Yinyu's face.