The three thousand in the harem are all me

There is a kind of pain called boundless happiness, drunkenness, dreams and death.

In the past few days, Pei Zhi has experienced this kind of pain deeply, and now he sees Yin Yu's legs trembling.The whole person is very obedient, and he doesn't dare to be a monster again.Every day he either pretended to be dead, or hid in a corner to hide from Yin Yu.

000 laughed at him for being cowardly.He said: "At any rate, the mouse can still rest every day. My life is not as good as the mouse."

Whatever other people think, survival matters.

On this day, he woke up late, and he didn't have time to eat breakfast after he got up. Yin Yu had already finished the morning and came back. When he received the news of Yin Yu's return, he immediately lay down on the bed and asked Ruiju to spread a bed on top of him. Layers of quilts allowed his body to be perfectly hidden under the quilts.

Yin Yu walked in and ordered the palace servants to change his clothes: "Where did the empress go?"

In order not to deceive the emperor, Ruiju pushed Feibao.The latter didn't know that Pei Zhi was hiding on the bed, so he said: "I don't know, the queen's master never likes to bring too many palace people with her when she goes out, and she doesn't like to tell the servants where he is going."

The palace man of the Hall of Mental Cultivation said: "I didn't see the queen's master go out."

Yin Yu knew it well, and was not in a hurry to pierce it, and whispered to the palace servants to roast some corn, mutton and other snacks for him.

This is the snack that Pei Zhi taught to the imperial dining room.

The palace servants moved swiftly, and within a quarter of an hour, they delivered grilled corn, lamb kebabs, and two slices of grilled steamed buns.Yin Yu took the tray, sat on the edge of the bed, and began to eat slowly.

After a while, he heard the sound of swallowing.After eating two more bites of corn, some people couldn't bear it any longer. They poked their heads out from under the layers of quilts, and stretched out their hands towards him with red faces.

What a greedy piglet.

He handed over a slice of steamed buns.Pei Zhi just lay on the bed, finished it with a few mouthfuls, and opened his hand to him in shame.

"What are you doing hiding under the quilt?" Yin Yu refused and asked him with a smile.

Pei Zhi got up and said angrily, "Last night you were so unrestrained, I thought I was overworked today and died, so I buried myself."

"Last night?" Yin Yu appeared confused.

Amnesia again?Pei Zhi called the system: "Can the nutrient solution cure this problem?"

000 hurriedly said: "His problem is too serious, and there is not much nutrient solution left. Even if it is effective, it may not be cured."

"Then start saving from now on." Pei Zhi was extremely melancholy, "I hope I can save enough sooner, before I get killed by him."

000 said: "You have to work hard to not die, I believe that sooner or later you will succeed."

Whether he will die or not, is he the one who has the final say?Pei Zhi glanced sadly under Yin Yu's belly, feeling that he couldn't last long.

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing that he was in a daze, Yin Yu asked casually.

Pei Zhi thought he was talking to the system, so he blurted out: "I wonder if His Majesty will fuck me again later." After finishing speaking, he found that he said it with his mouth, and the person who heard it was still Yin Yu, so he wanted to tear it up. own mouth!

Yin Yu frowned slightly, showing a surprised and embarrassed expression, and said in a deep thought: "I didn't expect you to like this matter so much. But it's not advisable to be promiscuous in the daytime, but it's not that I can't satisfy you. But You have to promise me one condition."

"I don't agree." Pei Zhi turned his grief into strength, and swallowed the mutton in Yin Yu's hand in one gulp.

"Accompany me to inspect Jiangnan."

Pei Zhi froze, then his eyes sparkled, and he nodded frantically with puffed cheeks.After he passed through, the farthest place was only to Nanshan.I don’t know what the prosperity of Jiangnan in this world will look like, whether it will also be sitting on a flower boat under the starry sky, listening to the sound of silk and bamboo, and enjoying the night view of Jianghuai.

"I'm going, I'm going."

Yin Yu smiled sinisterly: "Since you have agreed to my conditions, then I will reluctantly satisfy you."

"..."

Wait, what he wants are conditions, not results!In the end, he begged Yin Yu to fuck him.

Pei Zhi jumped up from the bed and wanted to run away, but Yin Yu would not let him go.Last night Pei Zhi burst into tears, earnestly begging Yin Yu to spare his life.Yin Yu's heart softened, so she only came once, since nothing happened today, so it's better to come again.

Yin Yu stretched out his feet to trip him, Pei Zhi jumped over lightly, and when he ran to the middle of the room, Yin Yu grabbed his clothes from behind, he spun around with his strength, Yin Yu gently sent him forward, and pushed him to the ground. On the long case.

"Hero, please forgive me." Pei Zhi hurriedly begged for mercy.

Yin Yu pressed one hand on Pei Zhi's chest, and didn't use much force. Pei Zhi knew what he was capable of and didn't struggle.

"How can I spare you? Cry twice to listen."

"Your Majesty is too bullying." Pei Zhi was ashamed and annoyed.

"Crying or not?"

"Cry." Pei Zhi was about to open his mouth to howl, when he suddenly heard the sound of cracking wood, before he could react, his whole body was already hugged by Yin Yu, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed.

Under him, a long solid wooden table collapsed, and the writing brush hanging on it rolled to the ground.

The palace servant asked softly outside the door: "Your Majesty, do you need servants to come in and serve you?"

"No need, no need." Pei Zhi blushed, jumped out of Yin Yu's arms, and picked up the writing brushes rolled on the ground one by one.

Yin Yu watched him busy with his hands, and only grabbed him when he wanted to help the long case.The long case was cracked and there were many wooden thorns, Yin Yu was afraid that he might hurt his hands.

But Pei Zhi didn't want the palace people to see the cracked long case. Doesn't that mean telling everyone that he's getting fat again?The palace people in other palaces may not know it, but Yin Yu's confidants are all in the Hall of Mental Cultivation. They all know that Yin Yu is strictly controlling his three meals a day because he is fat and eats a lot.

"Your Majesty, don't tell the palace people that I did the cracking, okay?" Pei Zhiqi asked Ai Ai.

Yin Yu nodded her lips, and Pei Zhi immediately leaned over and kissed her hard.Yin Yu laughed and nodded in agreement.

The palace servants came in and cleaned up the mess.Ruiju asked: "How did this long case break up so well?"

Just as Pei Zhi wanted to find an excuse to send him away, Yin Yu said first, "The empress crushed it."

Pei Zhi opened his eyes wide and couldn't believe it. He glared at Yin Yu angrily: "Your Majesty promised me, why did you break your promise!"

The latter looked innocent: "What did I promise you, why can't I remember anything?"

What a coincidence this amnesia.Pei Zhi stared angrily at Yin Yu's face, his eyes didn't flicker, his expression was natural, it didn't look like he was lying.However, he always felt that Yin Yu's amnesia seemed to be aimed at him specifically. Why didn't Yin Yu forget whether he had gone to the morning court, and then called the minister over to continue the morning court?

Pei Zhi was embarrassing enough, Yin Yu didn't intend to let him go, a palace man came in, Yin Yu ordered to come over and help clean up together, and then said again that this long case was crushed by Pei Zhi.

This time it really irritated Pei Zhi, he made up his mind to keep his mouth shut and move his legs.After that, he didn't eat anything with a little oily smell, and he either had porridge with cabbage or fresh fruit every day.After a few days, the clothes were really loose.

He was ecstatic and showed off to Yin Yu: "I am the kind of person who is easy to gain weight and lose weight easily. As long as I make up my mind to lose weight, I can lose any amount of fat."

Yin Yu rubbed his head lovingly.Pei Zhi saw that there was a lot of flesh on his stomach, but he couldn't see anything with his clothes on.He wasn't afraid that Pei Zhi would be fat, but he was worried that Pei Zhi would eat too much and cause the stomachache and dying incident.

"You can eat a little bit, don't force yourself too hard." Yin Yu said.In the past, he forced Pei Zhi to eat porridge and cabbage, and that was also to make Pei Zhi determined.Now that Pei Zhi has made up his mind, there is no need to live so hard.

"No." Pei Zhi vetoed it.

Yin Yu felt sorry for him even more: "Why can't it work? I can do it as I say," and go on a diet?

Pei Zhi took it for granted, "Where can I 'take a little bit'? Since I have succeeded, I can relax for two days and eat a few more mouthfuls."

"You gave up after only a little achievement?"

"This is not giving up, this is paralyzing my body, telling it that I will treat him well."

"..."

A few more days passed amidst the quarrels and fights between the two, and the matters of the southern tour were all sorted out.Pei Zhi's food street has also opened up.There are many snacks on his street, the price is not expensive, and the clothes are uniform, clean and hygienic. In addition to food, there are also bookstores, juggling, cultural relics, etc. There are many people who come to shop. In this street, basically Crowded.

If this street is not crowded, there are only a few larger teahouses and restaurants. Because of the high prices, almost no one comes here except the sons of officials and wealthy businessmen.

Pei Zhi heard that someone was jealous of his street, and wanted to pay a high price to win it. After being rejected, he found trouble on the street.He couldn't hold back his breath, and asked Yin Yu for a badge, and met this person when he came out of the palace.

I made an appointment with someone in the tea house in the food street.

The person who came to make trouble was not someone who is waiting for you, but Chu Zhaoyi's elder brother, Chu Menting.This man has military merits, holds a hundred thousand soldiers and horses in his hand, has a noble status, is used to being in the army, and has a rather irritable temper.

Chu Menting didn't want this street, but thought the snacks here were very delicious, so he wanted to buy the cook, send them to the palace, and make them for his younger brother Chu Zhaoyi.

But the cook on this street was brought out by Pei Zhi himself.Pei Zhi didn't restrict them from accepting apprentices and passing on their skills, but they were very self-conscious and believed that they should keep it a secret after learning such skills. Contract of sale.They sold their decade to the street, not to any owner.

Therefore, if Chu Menting wanted to buy these cooks, he had to buy this street.

He sat across from the owner of the street.He looked at this man, who was in his early thirties and had a goatee. He didn't look easy to deal with, but his eyes were extremely beautiful.

"Are these enough?" Chu Menting directly lifted a box of gold to the table.

Pei Zhi smelled the fragrance wafting all over the street, and felt a little distracted.He lazily shook his head: "I'm much richer than you." He really didn't like a box of gold.

Chu Menting was domineering, and he sneered when he heard the words: "Why don't you ask me about my identity, this street is the one you can not sell if you don't want to?"

"Then why don't you ask me who I am?"

Chu Menting said disdainfully, "What is your identity?"

Pei Zhi chewed the stewed rotten spicy chicken feet until they were crunchy. He said vaguely, "Guess." Then he stuffed half a chicken wing into his mouth.

Chu Menting was furious, and few people dared to talk to him like that now.This unremarkable middle-aged man should not be a son of a nobleman by his appearance.Impatient, he reached out and lifted Pei Zhi's goatee.

"Come out with a fake beard, I think your identity will be shameful." After Chu Menting finished speaking, he found that his hand that touched the middle-aged man's face was black.

He rubbed his fingers to make sure it was black powder.

Looking up, he found a small piece of white and tender skin next to the beard of the middle-aged man.From the looks of it, he looked like a pampered young master.

If the whole face is so white and tender, coupled with such facial features, this should be a very beautiful boy.

Chu Menting's Adam's apple twitched, and he put aside the work of the cook. He was in a hurry to go out, and he didn't bring anything with him, so he took off a bead string from his hand and stuffed it into Pei Zhi's hand: "Meeting is fate, It's better to make a friend, this is my meeting gift. May I ask what your name is?" While speaking, he still held Pei Zhi's hand tightly.

Pei Zhi chewed a piece of chicken paw, looked up at him in a daze: "My name is Hao Duojin."

noble?

Chu Menting paused, then took the beads back from his hand, and asked Pei Zhi, "Do you know who I am?"

"do not know."

"Very good." Chu Menting shouted, "Run." After saying that, he and his brothers ran away without a trace.

Pei Zhi was dumbfounded.

Pei Zhi didn't keep a single cent of the money he earned in the food street, and it became a entanglement for the southern tour.Before the southern tour, it is customary for all the people on the southern tour to go to Pudu Temple to worship.

Pei Zhi nestled in the carriage and followed Yin Yu to Pudu Temple.Yin Yu has a royal driver, and he sits in his own sedan chair.When we reached the foot of the mountain, someone suddenly spoke outside.

"The empress is well. My minister, Pei Yi, I need to find you."

Pei Zhi lifted the curtain and saw Pei Yi riding a horse and following his sedan chair.He asked, "What's the matter?"

"The southern tour is dangerous everywhere. Mother asked you for a bracelet to bless you. Take it well." He said, throwing a bracelet in.

Picking it up and looking at it, Pei Zhi frowned, this is exactly the same as the bracelet Chu Menting gave him.

"De Concubine Empress, if you are fine, go and watch him more. This is his elder brother asking for his safety, please remind him to bring it."

Still the same bracelet.Yin Yu, who was quietly hiding in Pei Zhi's car, picked up the bracelet and looked at it, but said nothing.

The system said: "There is a problem with this bracelet, please pay attention."

After hearing this, Pei Zhi was afraid that Yin Yu would be hurt by the bracelet, so he immediately grabbed it, put it in a wooden box, and threw it into a small corner of the carriage.

A group of people entered Pudu Temple, led by Yin Yu, and everyone kowtowed and offered incense.Only Yin Yu and Pei Zhi could enter the main hall, accompanied by the abbot himself.The rest could only stand outside the hall.

After the two finished offering incense and listening to the abbot recite the scriptures, they were ready to leave.

But the abbot said: "Your Majesty is not in a hurry. The poor monk has prepared good tea, please move forward and go to the poor monk's room to have some tea together."

Yin Yu nodded, took Pei Zhi's hand and prepared to go over.

"The poor monk sees that the Empress and the Buddha are destined, why not go to the back hall and burn incense?"

"Okay." Pei Zhi nodded.

Yin Yu said, "I will go with you."

The abbot said with a smile: "Your Majesty, don't you want to part with the empress? It's just to burn the incense sticks. Let's wait in the room."

"I just can't bear it." Yin Yu didn't blush when she said this in front of the Buddha.He held Pei Zhi's hand even tighter.The abbot had no choice but to let him go.

Yin Yu took Pei Zhi to the back hall to burn incense. On the way, Pei asked, "Your Majesty, what wish did you make in front of the Buddha?"

"I wish you a healthy life and everything goes smoothly." Yin Yu asked, "How about you?"

Pei Zhi was embarrassed, and his voice was a little low, "I hope to be with Yin Yu for the rest of my life."

The two walked to the back hall, and when they entered the room, they found that the eighteen arhats were enshrined in the room. Pei Zhi picked up the incense and lit the incense with the candles.

Yin Yu suddenly said: "This is not a golden statue, but a real person."

Pei Zhi was taken aback. He looked around and found that all the eighteen bronze figures were looking at him fiercely.