I have special transcendence skills

"Hungry ghost?" Li Yiming casually asked while flipping through Weibo, "What is that?"

At this moment, he is sitting in a seven-seater nanny car, which has a huge space, and he is the only one. Originally, the manager, Ms. Lin Xin, was also handling business in the car, but he gave it to him with the reason of "extensive meditation". persuaded to leave.

In the talent show, Li Yiming sang songs adapted from Buddhist scriptures and Chinese classics. His fans also blew rainbow farts on the Internet, saying that his singing is very Zen-like and can cleanse people's hearts.

If it is applied to other artists, this one must be a simple manipulative design, but if it is applied to Li Yiming, even the manager closest to him will not believe it.Who told him that he was really wearing a magic weapon, and he began to recite Buddhist scriptures whenever he had time. Even during the breaks on the shooting scene, he would wear glasses to read "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Fundamental Vows".

The director of the TV drama was taken aback for a moment, and he even looked for Lin Xin's euphemistic taste in private: "Mr. Li is so interested in Buddhism, he won't be tired of the sensuality and disputes in the entertainment industry, right?"

Lin Xin smiled and said without grinning: "You're joking, our teacher Li is looking for inspiration for his next album. He went to Qingliang Temple a while ago and came back with some insights, so he found a lot of Buddhist scriptures. Look, this is for writing lyrics!"

The director took a long breath and said, "That's good!"

Then, after the director left, the manager's business smile became a bit forced. Thinking of the artist under her hand who turned down the half-month notice to participate in the eight-pass fasting, her expression turned ferocious again.

She has been in the entertainment industry for so many years, if she brings out an entertainer who is ordained into Buddhism, it would be a real shame!

……

"You don't know?" Zhang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment. In his heart, Li Yiming was a very powerful person. He didn't even blink his eyes when he saved ghosts, but he didn't know. Does it prove that this knowledge is quite small?

Li Yiming said: "Did you misunderstand me?" He frowned when he saw a Weibo scolding himself, and simply complained.

"I'm usually busy with work, and I haven't practiced for a few sessions, so I know a little more than you, but compared to other people, I can't even be called a half-hearted."

Zhang Xiaoming said: "Don't underestimate yourself, Li benefactor."

"I don't have any, don't blow my rainbow farts, Zhang benefactor!" Li Yiming didn't even check Weibo, and said very sincerely, "It's okay to check the bbs forum. No, go directly to Master Huineng for lessons, he is responsible for the eight-pass fasting and short-term meditation in our special class."

Zhang Xiaoming pondered and said, "Okay, after I finish my work, I will go to Qingliang Temple to meditate for a while." It happened that he wanted to ask for a new string of beads.

……

The beads given to him by Master Hui Neng dimmed a lot after the powerful "Om Mani Sad Mei Hum". He stared closely for a long time and could even see the signs of the rosary beads crumbling and cracking.

Zhang Xiaoming is always eager to learn, but it is a pity that he has too little time for meditation. Currently, only the most superficial knowledge is stored in his mind. His understanding of Buddhist and Taoist ghosts has not even formed a system. It is like a blind person feeling an elephant, using Baidu to search on the Internet.

When Master Hui Neng gave him the rosary, he said that the string was quite ordinary and could only be used for beginners. Zhang Xiaoming thought he was self-effacing, but he didn’t quite believe it. When he searched online, he found that the material of the beads was quite ordinary. .

What he got was the most common rosary with [-] beads. The type is holding beads. Its function is to record the number of times good men and women recite Buddhist scriptures. It's a bracelet, worn on the wrist.

There are also people who exchange Buddhist beads in the shopping mall of the bbs Chaodu Forum. Zhang Xiaoming realized that the materials of the Buddhist beads are so diverse after looking at them one by one. The bodhi seeds on the top layer include gems, jade, fruit stones, bamboo and wood, etc. Various materials.

The rosary he uses now is made of cinnamon pepper, which is fragrant and refreshing.

Zhang Xiaoming opened the mall and found, not surprisingly, that he couldn't even afford the cheapest pine beads.

This is not to say that he has no savings at all, but that the existing points have been spent!

He recited the six-character mantra at the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant, and he really saved many ghosts, at least those starving ghosts with gloom all over their bodies disappeared, and the boss let out a strange scream Afterwards, even rolling and crawling, even the old ghost of the Republic of China who followed the boss, with a face of happiness, ascended to heaven with the Buddha's light.

Zhang Xiaoming is very familiar with this scene. After Li Benefactor sang Buddhist scriptures, didn't he achieve a perfect group attack effect?

It turns out that he can too!

It's a pity that his power is short-lived. After returning home, no matter how many times he recites "Om Mani Sad Mei Hum", the white skirt and ghost baby are just cowering, showing no signs of wanting to ascend to heaven. The most lonely ghosts in the world can save one at most, and sometimes after chanting the mantra, the ghost's shadow floats away, and then looks at him with contemptuous eyes.

Zhang Xiaoming: "..."

Damn, what's the situation!

very angry.

……

No matter how angry Zhang Xiaoming was with his sometimes ineffective spells, he still had to continue with his work. After dragging the sluggish Kong Xiaomei out of the roast duck restaurant, he wrote a vehement call to attack the restaurant for the second time.

In the field of food, Zhang Xiaoming is not afraid at all, he must trust his tongue and taste, and the old ghost of the Republic of China who was imprisoned by the boss further confirmed his conjecture.

Not only stealing teachers, but also abusing ghosts, who the hell!

Before the article was published, he showed it to Kong Xiaomei for a look. Unexpectedly, Kong Xiaomei, who always hoped that his words would be restrained and calm, clapped his hands and laughed, "Good scolding!"

"Kong Xiaomei, did you take the wrong medicine?" Zhang Xiaoming was particularly frightened.

"No, no, no, there must be something wrong with that store," Kong Xiaomei said bitterly, "I don't know what kind of duck they use. After I went back that day, I vomited for a long time, and my waistline lost a lot of weight."

"I checked on Weibo and found that this happened to all the people who went to the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant that day. The collective food poisoning incident will definitely be published in the local news tomorrow." He was very angry. Duck, if you still want to open a shop, go to hell!"

Zhang Xiaoming opened and closed his lips, but he didn't make a sound. There must be no sick duck. He vouched for it with his tongue.

He had a vague premonition that the so-called food poisoning might be related to those hungry ghosts who ascended to heaven.

But these didn't prevent him from getting worse. The boss's previous series of slapstick operations had completely angered him. When it was time to be cruel, Zhang Xiaoming would never be soft. In his own article, and then clicked the send button heartily.

Hehe, if I don't lose my reputation this time, I'm the loser!

……

Liao Guang took out his mobile phone and eagerly read the text on it. When he was in a good situation, he heard the Taoist beside him respectfully say: "Master Liao, the suspect has been arrested."

He put the mobile phone in his sleeve, with a cold expression, like a towering and inviolable iceberg, slightly nodded and said: "I know." Then he entered the small room, and shot Xie Changshu with sharp sword eyes through the iron fence.

Xie Changshu is the name of the owner of the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant.

"'Stretch' and 'shackle' are quite capable of warding off evil spirits and suppressing old ghosts." Liao Guang's voice seemed to be wrapped in ice scum.

It is not an exaggeration to say that Xie Changshu is a half-hearted folk magician. The magic he used was not a systematic evil method, but a witchcraft that has been passed down for a long time. When he was caught, Xie Changshu's neck and ankles were covered with blood Comes with a red string.In some rural areas, people of the previous generation will put red ropes on their only sons after they are born. The ones around the neck are called "stretching" and the ones on the feet are "shackles".

Stretch means reins, and shackles are shackles. If children are tied up with strings in advance, it means that they have been taken away by the gods. There is no need to be afraid of lonely souls and wild ghosts. You can even use the power left on the red rope to Repression drives imps.

Xie Changshu used this method to drive the old ghost of the Republic of China to work for him.

As for the hungry ghost, he was summoned by the technique of summoning the soul, and Mr. Xie's coma, etc., were all caused by evil methods.

"My ancestor is a local witch. I saw her perform spells before, so I thought that if I try it, maybe it will work." He said awkwardly, "Then..."

Liao Guang coldly interrupted his self-report: "I already know these things, so you just tell me, who is the person who finally broke your shackles?"

Speaking of this, Xie Changshu's eyes sparkled with hatred, he gritted his teeth and said: "Zhang Xiaoming—"

Liao Guang's eyes changed, and he looked at him with hostility and the eyes of a silly roe deer.

Xie Changshu was still chattering: "It's that food blogger, Daoist, do you have Weibo, you can click on his Weibo or WeChat official account..."

Unexpectedly, the Taoist leader was not going to take out his mobile phone, so he said directly: "Vicious Lizi, full of nonsense!"

"It's just a series of two articles attacking you. Don't forget to bring him with you at this time. You really... don't know how to repent!" After finishing speaking, Teng stood up. Anyway, he already knew his crimes, so there is no need for the rest. Having said that, wait for the end of the prison to sit through!

Xie Changshu: "..."

No I didn't, what I said was true!

Liao Guang: Oh, I will believe you?

How could my favorite food blogger be a monk!

……

After compressing the work at hand, Zhang Xiaoming arranged a [-]-day vacation. The second short-term meditation camp only had eight days, and there were ten days to spare, which was more than enough.

Before going to Qingliang Temple, he paid special attention to Mr. Xie and Quanjude's situation. The former is in good health, while the latter's stock market is booming. Zhang Xiaoming's heart is like a bright mirror, and he is more and more convinced that the boss is responsible for what happened before!

The meditation camp starts at [-]:[-] pm. As usual, Zhang Xiaoming went to the monastery before dawn to experience the wonderful private space without ghosts. Today, he happened to see Monk Huineng after his morning class.

Hui Neng also saw Zhang Xiaoming, and waved to him. After getting closer, he saw clearly the dim rosary beads in his hand, and said solemnly, "This is..."

Zhang Xiaoming poured out the experience of the previous days like pouring beans.

After Hui Neng finished listening, he looked at Zhang Xiaoming's appearance carefully, and he didn't know what he saw, so he said to him: "Amitabha, Master Zhang, can you stick out your tongue and have a look?"

Zhang Xiaoming felt that this request was rather insignificant, but the master on the other side had a righteous face, and he didn't struggle too much, and his tongue was exposed.

His tongue is a bit different from that of ordinary people, it has to grow a little bit, and those extra taste buds probably grow on this little bit of tongue.

Who knew that Master Huineng would immediately show a Buddha-like, benevolent smile on his face after reading it.

"Benefactor Zhang, I see that you have a predestined relationship with my Buddha, why don't you just enter my Buddhist gate?"