After Lao Gong was reborn, he went to chase the white lotus

One day, Zha Tianbo and Gao Weicai went to the hospital for regular prenatal checkups.

"Doctor, I don't know why I've always had back pain recently." Zha Tianbo touched his unobvious abdomen, which he didn't feel until the late pregnancy in his last life.

The male doctor looked up at him, that face that had been nourished by love did not have the fatigue of an ordinary pregnant woman at all. "You need to be more restrained in your sexual affairs."

Hey, it's so embarrassing, it's not the eldest son's fault!Zha Tianbo pinched Gao Weicai's itchy flesh, the pain was so painful that Gao Weicai almost couldn't hold back his scream.

"Doctor, we have already paid attention!" Gao Weicai forcefully explained to save his life.

"The lotus position also needs to be handled by the receiving party." The male doctor pressed his fingers against the frame of the gold-rimmed glasses, and stared sharply at Gao Weicai.

Gao Wei returned a surprised look, doctor, you understand!

Zha Tianbo pinched Gao Weicai's waist again, and now Gao Weicai cried out in pain: "Ah!"

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In the past two months, Lu Xiaonan, whose aunt hadn't arrived on time, came to the hospital for an examination, and happened to hear Gao Weicai's roar. "Huh? Why does it sound like Mr. Gao's voice?"

Lu Xiaonan searched a lot, and finally saw Gao Weicai outside the examination room of a chief doctor. "Why is he here?" Could it be...he brought his girlfriend to the gynecologist?

Lu Xiaonan sneaked behind Zha Tianbo and Gao Weicai, "Strange, why are there two men?"

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"The doctor said that the hospital has a baby-raising class for expectant parents. Are you going?" Zha Tianbo asked.

"Go! You must go!" Doggy Gao Wei agreed wholeheartedly.

"Okay then, go to the fourth floor and have a look." The elevator arrived, and the two went in.

Lu Xiaonan stared at the number of floors in the elevator and stopped at the fourth floor. She wanted to follow her, but at that moment the nurse called her name, so she had to give up temporarily.

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On the fourth floor, there is a "labor pain experience room" on the left side of the entrance of the parent-to-be parenting class. Nurses are working hard at the door to promote and strive to generate income for the department.

The fathers-to-be were surrounded at the door by pregnant mothers-to-be, looking at the closed door with pale faces, listening to the howling of men inside.

"Go and have a try?" Zha Tianbo urged Gao Weicai to go in and experience it.

Gao Weicai swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "Just go!" What a man should be afraid of!He strode forward valiantly and vigorously, and the men around him looked at him with encouragement and gave way out of the passage.

At this time, the door just opened, and a half-wet man in a trance came out from inside. "No, no...don't!" He murmured frighteningly.

Gao Weicai rushed forward, grabbed the opponent's hand and shook it up and down, "Hero! You are so great!" Gao Weicai praised the opponent while carefully dragging him away from the door. He did it in a relatively subtle manner, but Zha Tianbo Still saw what he meant.

"Come on, don't go if you're afraid." Zha Tianbo kicked Gao Weicai's calf.

Mr. Gao hardened in a second, "Who said that! I just sent him to rest!" After speaking, Gao Weicai entered the experience room without hesitation under the watchful eyes of everyone.

"Nurse, I have an invisible heart disease, so it's not suitable for me to play this?"

"Very suitable." The nurse tied the man up.

"Nurse, I... my ancestors have three high genetic genes, it will be bad for my health if I do this!"

"Trust the science." The nurse turned on the level one pain button.

"Hiss... um... ouch... Ah!... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" After the pain test, the nurse paused for a while to let him catch his breath, and then pressed it to the eighth level of pain. Gao Weicai perfectly copied the last man's crying and howling.

In the last tenth level of pain, he only endured it for a second, and then he started to cry with snot and tears together, and started talking nonsense: "Baby! Baby! Tianbo baby! We won't have a baby! Fuck the family! Ahh Ahh!"

After finishing the experience of labor pains, Gao Weicai was supported by a nurse.The men outside the door applauded tacitly, what a young man!With a pale face, Gao Weicai forced a smile, and raised one hand as if leading a tour of the country.

"Why are you pretending? It's not like having a real baby anymore."

"Baby! I was wrong! Let's not have a baby anymore!" Gao Weicai regained his motivation when he saw Zha Tianbo, and he didn't let go while hugging him, "Baby, let's not have a baby, okay?"

"Do you mean to let me abort the eldest son?" Zha Tianbo raised his eyebrows.

"That won't work! Miscarriage will do more harm to your body." Gao Weicai seemed very embarrassed, "Then we will have one."

"You don't want the youngest son or daughter?" Zha Tianbo didn't believe this man's mouth, and the youngest daughter was Gao Weicai's weakness.

"...then skip the younger son and have a younger daughter?" Gao Weicai pointed a finger at Zha Tianbo flatteringly.The son is a debt owed in the previous life, but the daughter is a caring little padded jacket. Mr. Gao is such an outspoken patriarchal patriarch!

"Fool." Fate has decided that they will have three children together. If they insist on human intervention and get rid of the butterfly of the youngest son, will it affect the birth of the youngest daughter?What's more, how could Zha Tianbo not bring his beloved child into the world! "Do you really have the heart not to let the child be born?"

"Alas." Gao Weicai hugged him into his arms, "Baby, thank you for your hard work." He couldn't bear it, even thinking about the time when his youngest son was disgusted by seven or eight-year-old dogs really made Ming's teeth itch with hatred, but let him like this Losing a son in my life makes me feel even worse. "Baby, I will be very good to you! I promise!"

"I'm pretty good at talking, I'll listen first." The matter of Bai Lianhua is not over yet!Don't try to coax me with a sweet talk.