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Chapter 57: The group of united little bitches

When mutants, Asgardian protoss, Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D. had some contact silently, Laufey, who had just signed a peace treaty with Asgard, secretly brought some news. It seemed that the dark elves felt that an ice giant Being an ally is not enough, and we have to hook up with some local organizations on Earth.

"Malekis is a little bitch! I don't know if I can take so many people!" In the communication machine, Lau Fei said angrily. He was probably so angry because he felt that Malekith looked down on him. Although he had indeed come to Asgard now, he inadvertently said something that was very harmful to Malekith's chastity.

Can you bear it or something... This sentence still sounds pretty weird.

"Little Bichi!" Lau Fei cursed, and hung up the communicator.

Here Sol told Loki everything that happened in the communicator—Of course, Laufey really hoped to talk to Loki directly, but first, Loki might not have figured out how to face his own father, and second It's because this dear father... is a bit abnormal, he is easily excited towards Loki, and when he met for the first time after Loki knew his background, he even cried while holding him, well, if he just cried while holding him, then It's really nothing.

"My little pudding, my daddy really misses you so much..."

Loki's face was greener than the ice giant's.

At that moment, he really didn't want to admit that this bitch old Xiong who was crying unexpectedly was his real father.

Loki is still a little awkward about his identity as an ice giant. As we all know, ice giants are one man and one woman, or hermaphrodite, so he—the original second prince of the protoss, the noble and glamorous evil god Juju, it turns out Isn't it too bad to be able to have children! ! !

Especially a certain Lei Sledgehammer licked his face and asked: "Brother, when will we have a baby (⊙o⊙)"

Selling a fart is cute, soul is light!

And I will not give you a child!

Well, Sol can think of the child, and it must have been instigated by his mother who wanted a child every day. Loki wanted to touch his forehead, but held back, and now his hairline is a little dangerous , Touch it a few more times and it might be useless.He thought of Laufey's bald head again, well, it's not as good as Odin, Odin still has a little hair anyway.

To sum up, Loki is secretly avoiding Laufey, and Sol is always trying to curry favor with his prospective father-in-law.

"Brother, Malekith is looking for allies on Earth. Do you think it might be the mutants you mentioned earlier?"

"You've really become smarter, Sol," Loki tilted his head and looked at his brother. It seems that during this long trip on the map, he, who used to only know how to fight and kill, has no strategy at all. The brother who understands has indeed increased a lot of brain cells and expanded his brain capacity, and has become a person who at least looks more useful, but obviously what he said here is wrong: "But he didn't say the right place, Malekith is sure If he doesn't like my friends, he will probably find other people, such as those dwarf scientists and paranoid mutants... something like that."

He lowered his eyelids, and raised his head slightly when he finished speaking without hearing his brother respond.

Sol is looking at him with a gentle smile that is completely different from any previous smile. If Sol was a big golden dog before, then Sol is like a leader now. The lion king is reliable, handsome and convincing.

For a moment, Loki even felt that his brain was broken.

"You used to always say that you had no friends," but at this time, Sol said: "At that time, everyone was worried about your mentality. Father said more than once that he hoped that I could introduce my friends to you, but Now you actually say that these people in the atrium are your friends..."

"Are you saying that I am cold and have no friends?" Loki raised his slender eyebrows: "Or are you mocking me for my inconsistency, and actually mixing with the people in the atrium who I once looked down upon?"

——That’s not called inconsistency, that’s called being upright=w= Sol said with a twisted girlish pink in his heart, obviously he should be thankful that his brother didn’t read his mind just now, otherwise he would be so disgusting His appearance will definitely attract a cold stare.

"No, I'm a little jealous." Saul said calmly, "I've found that I'd rather you have no friends."

His blue eyes are as sincere as a newborn baby, Loki thought, but this is the kind of person who will make everyone think he will never lie, or that he will never lie to you , and then you will feel that everything he said is true.

"I'm really jealous, I'm not lying to you, I promise," Saul told him.

Loki smiled suddenly, his green eyes were like spring water that broke through the ice in winter, showing warmth from a kind of arrogant indifference, and the warmth was still expanding gradually. "He remembered that before, you seemed to have assured me that you never lied to her. You were really uncomfortable, so there was no way to go out with her to look at the stars and the moon. From poetry to poetry to philosophy of life... um ? After your bar mitzvah party? But I don't remember you being sick that day."

Sol still smiled honestly, but this kind of smile seemed a little treacherous, and it was a little strange on his face.But he laughed even more complacently: "You still remember, because we made an appointment to go swimming that day, so everyone else was behind."

The expressions of the two brothers are so sweet, indulging in the good old days they shared together.

"Ugh..." Mr. Fat Chiu, a passer-by who was always in the background, finally couldn't help it.

"Shut up fat chirp." Natasha, the black widow next to him who looked very petite and cute in casual clothes-it's weird to use the word cute on her-said softly: "Sometimes you have to get used to watching other people's Emotions, although this kind of emotion is a bit tired and crooked, but it’s not bad just watching a play, it’s much better than the ones on TV.”

——Even Natasha is a woman after all, and don't women like to listen to sweet talk?Clint felt a sudden tenderness in his heart—the word Emma is so nasty, he pursed his lips, licked it twice, don't be nervous, he thought, and finally got up the courage to say, "Tasha Tasha, I can also tell you these words~"

In an instant, it changed from a bird to a teddy dog ​​with paws and star eyes.

Quite what.

"No, I'm more inclined to tell you." Natasha glanced at him, and suddenly felt that Clint was cute like this.

Mr. Hawkeye's starry eyes shone even brighter: "Yeah! Tell me! Tasha loves to talk!"

Natasha's mouth curled into a smile: "I'm too lazy to tell you."

The star-eyed teddy immediately turned into a crying teddy.

Ms. Black Widow is indeed a petite figure of [-] meters with a strong overall attack.

So the two couples were blatantly delicate and affectionate, and it took a long time before they started to get down to business.It was because Tony felt that they had stayed in the communication room for too long and wondered if something had happened, so he came to ask. The four of them remembered that it was still a time of war, and then went out to list the current information.

Thor felt that maybe he could find a chance to kiss Loki tonight.

——It took so long to kiss, although it finally reached from kissing the forehead, kissing the cheek, kissing the hair, kissing the hairline to kissing the lips... Well, the progress is slow, the future is difficult, if the mother knows, it may be another hand Discussing with his father why his son is so useless with snot and tears, and the number of people discussing will change from two to three, because now Lao Fei will sit on a small bench and keep asking why he The son was not the one who took the initiative. On the one hand, he and Frigga had a heated discussion about whether it was a marriage between the two parties or a more lofty political marriage. You must know that the word marriage sounds uncomfortable, as if he wanted to sell his son for peace.

"It's not a marriage or a political marriage, but a real marriage with feelings!" Frigg said happily.

"Great," Laufey said.

Don't ask him where he learned to speak like that, who knows, maybe from the all-powerful Atrium Man.

And Odin has finally gained a certain degree of liberation. As a man, he has been dragged by his wife to gossip for many years, instead of talking with old friends about things men like, which is a bit helpless. , his stress has been relieved a lot.

But also as a man, why can Lau Fei chat so happily with women and become a friend of women?

Does the fact that the ice giants are androgynous really give them the strengths, weaknesses and mentalities of both sexes?

Then this race is really blessed, Odin thought with emotion, and then remembered that one of his two sons is an ice giant race, hey, he suddenly felt a little proud~

Well, having said that, now Sol and others are fighting on Earth against Malekith who has no ether. Odin and others said that this is a good experience, so let the juniors do it.Anyway, Sol will become the next generation king of Asgard in the future, and Loki is more likely to be the next generation king of Jordheim. They just need a big battle to add chips to themselves. Anyway, something really went wrong These elders will also help, so what are you afraid of.

At that time, Odin was playing mahjong with several people.

At that time, Loki and Sol were showing their affection in the atrium.

By then, Malekith had become involved with Bolivar Trasco and Shaw.

"In fact, I have always thought about being an alliance with superheroes. We have always hoped that our identities can be seen and that we can open schools in a fair manner, so we are willing to take out all the information in the future." Charles—— As the leader of the justice-type mutants, he first came to the stage to deliver the speech above.

Tony felt that what he said was very elegant, and the meaning of "we have produced all the information so you don't keep it private" was also expressed. The whole process was neither humble nor overbearing, and he was a very good spokesperson.

Charles and Eric have recently reformed their organization, from "partial mutants" to "X-MAN", referred to as fork man, and the grade has improved a lot in an instant. It is said that this is also for this alliance, Charles thinks They must seize this opportunity to impress the Avengers the first time, so as to benefit the subsequent cooperation.

And Eric thinks, Charles has been busy with work these days, he has lost weight, and the soft flesh on his waist is almost gone, so it would be better if he tore down the Stark Building and forced the group of women's federations to submit.

—how violent.

Charles is such a good man, how could he have anything to do with this kind of person.

But now, Eric is also lamenting that it's fortunate that he didn't demolish this Stark Building. The service facilities here are really good, and even a person like him who doesn't take enjoyment seriously feels very comfortable.They are sitting on the beige fabric sofa, and in front of them is a beautiful coffee table that must have been designed by a master. There are only a few coffee cups on it, but as long as you want something, you can just ask and a robot will deliver it, which is very convenient. .

I also play with metal, why didn't I think of building such a metal mechanical house?Eric thought.

Silly child, because you have no schooling and no culture.

Now, sitting in this conference hall that doesn't look like a conference hall at all are the men of the fork, the Women's Federation, some juniors from Asgard, the little spider, and Harry Osborn, the young man of the Osborne family.And Miss Jane Foster who appears as a scientist researcher.

The elite gathered.

Tony first chatted with Harry about his experience of being a local tyrant, and expressed his idea of ​​cooperation in the future.

Then, women such as Pepper and Sif also got to know Rui Wenjian, praised each other's looks, and made an appointment to go shopping together.

After Charles expressed his desire and sincerity for peace, everyone glanced at each other and took out the information they had sorted out, just like the teenagers answering the answers before the final exam, with a little excitement and a little anxiety. There are still a lot of expectations for the future. Although the Avengers hardly knew Shao and the dwarf scientists before, and although almost everyone has just learned about the dark elves, anyway, the students feel that they will pass after reviewing. They also feel that they can definitely beat each other.

"We can definitely win," Saul said loudly, "My father-in-law said, the opponent is a group of little bitches united."

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Sure enough, people are stupid and confident.

The above sentence came to everyone's mind.

Also drunk.

Loki poked Sol, but didn't directly express his dissatisfaction with him calling Laufey "father-in-law". Sol laughed a few times, as if taking advantage of the sky.

Hawkeye thinks he's going to throw up again, it's enough to watch these two shameless and unassuming showy lovers twice a day! ! !

The author has something to say: I'm thinking. . .Should I write all the extras in the published document, or add extra extras later to write a series ==

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