puberty

"Milk, no sugar, and eggs in the morning, fried to medium rare, sandwiched between two slices of lettuce, two slices of toast, a slice of cheese and a hot dog, a small dish of ketchup and a small dish of salad dressing... ..." Black half-length curly hair, fair and slightly pink with the peculiar pink of a few-year-old child, the whole person is round and chubby, sitting on the edge of the bed swinging his two legs, looks very cute, if If it is an ordinary family, I am afraid that the parents will treat this child as an angel and spoil it.

Steve suddenly remembered something from a long time ago.

At that time, the boy had already grown his body, and he was no longer such a round and cute child. His complexion was still so fair and tender, but the stubble had gradually appeared on his chin, just like all American men. A smooth white bun turned into a kiwi, but Steve was still as thin as he was when he was a child because of physical problems, and he remembered Bucky would complain about his face, saying that he would be fine if he didn't shave for a day. I had a hairy face, and then I didn't shave like everyone else...

Speaking of which, Bucky now has a hairy face even if he doesn't shave every day.

And the same is true for Steve now. Although he has changed from 1.7 meters zero to 1.8 meters four, he still retains that smooth face.

He was wallowing in long-lasting memories of the past.

Although he has only lived for more than 20 years, he is an old man in his 90s after all. Old people like to recall the past.

however--

"Hurry up and cook, really, she's pretty quick and slow to do things, she's not as good as a woman like Black Widow."

Hey, if you treat the black widow sister as an ordinary cute girl who can cook, you are playing dead.

Steve was rudely pulled back from memory by the kid.

"Well, you're still standing here in a daze." The Winter Soldier walked out of the bathroom in his pajamas. Steve had a headache and found that the dead kid swinging his legs on the bed frowned when he saw Bucky. Howling: "James! That guy in your family won't give me food!"

——What’s wrong with the kids now? !

Steve was trembling all over, he didn't know if he was angry, or he was shocked by the words "your guy".

You, your family is a godsend, the name Emma is so nice, hahaha...

Bucky glanced at the child calmly, and then threw him into the bathroom: "Use Steve's toothbrush—ah, the toothbrush should be a new one, don't use mine, and don't get water everywhere when you wash your face Yes, then you can go to that short man if you want to eat anything, even if you want to eat the stars in the sky, you can just go to him, and, he is not 'my guy' for the time being, um...still in the assessment period?"

Steve didn't know for a moment whether he should express his helplessness for Bucky pulling Tony into the water, or open a bottle of champagne to celebrate the fact that he said that he was still in the assessment period.

Of course, opening champagne to celebrate such a wasteful thing must have been learned from a certain Iron Man.

Then he also followed into the bathroom, only to find that his toothbrush was messed up, and the dead child was looking up at him: "Don't even try to sue, it's just messing up your things, and I didn't get the water anywhere Both."

— Fuck.

Fuck you, who did you learn your annoying personality from! ! !Bucky wasn't like you when he was a kid, okay! ! !Don't think that you have such a face that I won't use force to suppress you! ! !

Well, I really can't do anything with you with such a face!

The good-natured Captain America, who is usually very patient with the elderly, women and children, silently knelt down to this brat who looked exactly like his Bucky when he was a child.

When Xingdun became a human before, he discovered that the so-called owner-like type only looks alike. In fact, his personality is completely different. Steve was not rich when he was a child, so he couldn’t ask people for candy at all. Bucky didn’t pay much attention to eating and drinking when he was a child. He preferred to play basketball and football. It’s just that he may have been raised by the wishbone of Hydra these years, but he started to pick his mouth and prefer sweets.

But why is this brat turned into a metal arm more picky than Bucky himself? !

"When I meet that short man, remind me. I'll just ask him what he wants to eat, and I won't bother you." After cleaning himself up, the brat in white, gray and black striped pajamas jumped off the sink Come down, I don't know whether it was accidental or on purpose, he stepped on Steve anyway, but unlike Star Shield, this child who should be the metal arm of the Winter Soldier is soft, just like an ordinary child. Children's bodies are the same, so it doesn't matter if you step on it.

……

"Last time I used Star Shield for an experiment... this time I changed it to another one, um, I don't know what the result will be..." In the morning, the famous scientist Mr. Stark woke up in his so-called 200-square-meter bedroom, and then Facing more than [-]... Well, it's a Jarvis tentacle and a little fool, stretching his waist, he said to himself.

It turns out that Star Shield would turn into a human before, and now the metal arm will also become a human. This is not a coincidence, but a foolishness he made.

As for why he did this, it was not for pranks, but for his Jarvis materialization project.

He made a kind of nano-particles that can change the energy and shape of the item, and guide the soul of the item, which is a bit like dust. Catalyze his own soul and become a human being. Because such items are rare after all, he chooses the item that best reflects the master's temperament on each person.

Captain America Steve Rogers, he is a man of noble character, he is not an ordinary soldier, not only because he has different strength from ordinary people, but also because his weapon is a shield.

In a war, in order to increase one's survival rate, a person usually needs to learn to use any weapon.And Steve insisted on using his weak shield.This is not because he still has fetishes in the second grade, but because there is no attack in his heart, but only protection.

This shield represents protection.

So this is what best reflects his temperament in him.

Although... a few days ago, the brat that Xingdun turned into didn't show any willingness to protect.

And this time Tony chose the metal arm of the Winter Soldier because his arm can best reflect his personal strength, and Tony believes that he is not mistaken.

I hope the result this time will be better than last time, he thought so, and when he was washing his face, Xiaodai slapped his face with water.

"One day I will donate you!" He said angrily.

Xiao Dai stayed behind and shook his head dumbly.

Tony walked into the dining room, and the first thing he saw was the protoss brothers who got news from the dark elves a few days ago, so they went to search, and then saw a dangling Winter Soldier in pajamas with missing arms-he felt a little guilty when he saw this Yes, and then he saw an unhappy Coulson with nowhere to vent, and an idiot-shaped wishbone with little stars popping out of his eyes.

...What a broken style of painting.

Then, a small meatball jumped onto his feet.

"Hey, short man! I want to eat milk, medium-boiled eggs, toast, lettuce, cheese, hot dog, tomato sauce and salad dressing!" The little meat dumpling kept saying such a long list.

That's pretty impressive for him to keep remembering that much, Steve thought.

Sure enough, the tin can is too short, and as soon as I saw him, I knew the dwarf I was talking about was him, Bucky thought.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, what the hell is this? !I ask you to think about it.

Well, it's always wrong to experiment with other people, and you have to pay it back when you come out to mess around. Tony, as a landlord, is always bullied by others.

A handful of tears.

"...Get something to eat as he said." After a long while, the bullied Iron Man Juju said, covering his face.

Well, although this child is worse than the last one, it is finally not metal in terms of touch. Well, you can try it on Jarvis... No, let's experiment with others.

However, Tony soon realized that the brat in front of him was indeed more powerful, more progressive, and more bearish than the previous Star Shield kid.

"At noon, I want to eat medium-rare steak, unsweetened milk and medium-boiled eggs, and I want strawberry pudding for dessert." Since he could only drag his trousers, he climbed up, as if he was climbing a tree, and finally he climbed to Tony's upper body - because the man's legs are not so long, the child can climb quite well Easy, and then he grabbed Tony by the collar with his hands.

Nei Zeng Gao Fushuai raised his eyebrows: "Why should I listen to you?"

"Because Tony is such a good guy~" The child smiled sweetly, and Tony found that this brat who could tell the outline of the Winter Soldier from his appearance was quite cute, at least his mouth was very sweet, so he just pretended to be reluctant. Agreed, just watched the child move his head to his ear, and said softly:

"Someone put something on me yesterday, so I became human, I don't really know who this person is, but if you can't express your generosity, I may remember who this person is— —”

"—Tell me, how did he grow up like Tony Starkshire?"

Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

Tony was really shaken.

Simply.

Tony has suffered a lot of setbacks in his life, but now is definitely the most unbearable one. The other party is a child, and the other party has his handle in his hand. Think about the strength of Captain America and the viciousness of the Winter Soldier——

Tony doesn't want to be beaten! ! !

"Seal your mouth with five days of desserts and various services." He said softly, as if he and the child were a father and son from the outside.

How tender.

"Deal," said the child.

How harmonious and tender.

Just like the Star Shield child last time, the dust is only enough for five days, Tony gritted his teeth, five days for shit!Five days passed in the blink of an eye, I don't care!

When Loki next to him heard this, he covered his mouth and let out a sneer.

Then the voice transmitted to Tony's ear: "You are really hardworking to be forced to be like this by a child."

Five days passed like this, but for Tony, his nightmare was not over yet.

One day, Loki suddenly came to him and gave him a dog that was said to be the second prince of the Protoss—well, since Loki knew that his father gave him the nickname Tatada Pudding, he refused to admit that he was a dog. Jordheim was born, and Laufey cried every day to wet his pillow—the magic wand he used when he was a child, let him turn this magic wand into a human.

"The queen mother said that she hoped that the Protoss could produce the next generation as soon as possible. At least I don't have (he curled his lips at this point)—well, the intention to have a child, so I ask you, a wage earner, to help make a child out."

Tony said he was not comfortable with the term "wage earner".

Fuck, are you begging for help? ! !

So he couldn't help it for a while, and he talked back.

"This may not be possible, Mr. Bodyguard, I have to be able to get something related to you personally, just such a small broken stick for picking ears... maybe not." I curled my lips, maybe Thor is right, Tony is very similar to Loki in some ways.

"It doesn't matter if you can do it or not, anyway, the guy who turned Steve and James' items into human form without permission looks exactly like Tony Stark, I know this, and I can let everyone Know."

Then, the second prince of the God Clan waved his sleeves and left without taking a cloud.

Tony had the feeling of a hero's end.It seems that now, his status in the Avengers League is the same as his height.

This is unscientific, this is obviously the Stark Tower!What are you doing? !

Let’s not mention here that Loki’s little wand has become a child who is said to be so much like him when he was a child, with short black hair and a pale face, cute and shy when he smiles, and a pair of jadeite eyes. The same emerald green eyes, clearer than that of an adult Loki, make people feel their hearts melt when they look at them.

"I kind of understand... why the stupid Thunder God became a brother-in-law." "It's so cute, if my child looks like this, I won't dare to let him go out~" This is a group of women—including Xiaojiali and even the widow sister, And Sif, who came down from the sky to look at the children, kept nodding: "Right, right~ Loki was a baby when he was young~"

Then, this well-behaved child who liked to read books and smiled sweetly was taken to heaven by Sif.

Let's not talk about these for the time being, let's talk about Mr. Iron Man's last tragedy.

He accidentally spilled the dust on his armor and high heels.

Ha ha

The author has something to say: Thank you Dongdi Qingjun for the grenades and mines!Thanks for three cups and two cups of landmines!Thanks Ziyue for mines!Thanks to all the little friends who smashed mines before!

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