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Laufey has been the leader of the ice giants for a long time. You must know that when he first became the leader, the civilization of the ice giants was not much different from that of the Asgardians. They were both so rough and primitive.But after so many years, the ice giant led by Laufey is still dead, but the Asgardian civilization is flying up with its butt pouted!

——Looking at the fact that the word Laufey used to describe "rapid development" is "flying with one's buttocks up", one should know that Laufey is an uneducated native, right?

Of course, Laufey also has a faint feeling, that is why the ice giant is much worse than Asgard.Among them is the reason why the ice giants work behind closed doors and the mensao gods of Asgard have been secretly learning the culture of the earth people.Humans on Earth have a short lifespan and reproduce quickly, so their culture is updated very quickly. These long-lived races who pretend to be superior used to read books to cultivate their sentiments, but it was excellent. Therefore, among the ice giants, Laufey also initiated a new initiative called "New The slogan "A New Atmosphere for Life" hopes that the ice giants will learn the culture of the earthlings.

But - something went wrong.

People on earth actually don’t respect the gods very much, or they respect the gods more, but they don’t respect these stupid huge ice giants, so in the myths, the Asgardian gods are all glamorous, while the ice giants are men and women A nation whose private life is abnormally disordered regardless of gender.

Well, it is also true that the private life of men and women is extremely disordered regardless of gender.

But you people on earth are too much!Even if you write the truth, what are you doing?Do you know that the ice giants will feel very shy and embarrassed when they see this kind of truth?

Underage ice giants were taught to break and fall!

Therefore, from the time when the Nordic mythology appeared—probably at least 2000 years ago, in short, at that time, the ice giants felt that they could not be friends with the earth people, and they could not learn culture calmly.

Another 2000 years have passed, and it is the 21st century of the earth's natives. At this time, Laufey thinks he can come down and see what the people on the earth are thinking. After all, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, maybe so many years have passed for them Is the god I respect not Odin but Laufey?Hey, come to think of it, there is still a little chicken jelly~(≧▽≦)/

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"Thor was released some time ago, Emma, ​​do you think that the ice giant boss Laufey has a crush on Odin? It feels like it! Although both of them are old men, they should look good when they were young, right? Da~"

"Then you say who will attack and who will suffer? I always feel that Lao Fei can't attack, and besides, isn't the ice giant's gender ambiguous? What a real ABO! It's amazing physique! Awwhhh!!!"

Laufey: "..."

I'm so tired.

Why after 1000 years, the lethality of people on the earth can only be greater?Why is this race always so bullish?And why would they know the real names of Laufey and Odin?And what do attack and receive mean?And why do you say that Lau Fei has a crush on Odin, the middle-aged bald man?How important is the hairline this year? Is Odin's sparse hair a little attractive?

Although I said a lot of why, I didn't want to ask at all.

Heart, really tired.

Therefore, Mr. Laufey, the leader of the ice giant, completely discovered at this time that he has no way to be friends with the earthlings, bastard!

The skills of this race are all full!

So, he decided to invade the idea of ​​the earth, which started from this time.

There are two princes in the Protoss of Asgard, and Odin, the father of the gods, has two sons, one is Thor, the god of thunder, who is famous for his sunshine, justice, and rumbling loud voice, and the other is Thor, who is famous for his rigor, genius, beauty and exquisiteness. Loki, the evil god known for his appearance.

But what no one else knows—even Laufey, the ice giant who studies his opponents thoroughly, doesn't know that Thor looks sunny and righteous, and actually loves fighting like adolescent boys, while Loki It seems that he has no body and two bodies and is very weak. In fact, his magical attainments are not inferior to that of his mother Frigg, not to mention that he and Frigg are a bit similar in the past.

What Lau Fei thinks now is that he wants to establish a good relationship with that little prince.

The relationship between Loki and Sol is actually a bit like Frigga and Odin, except that Frigga is a woman with a gentle nature and does not like political power, so she has been with Odin, a machismo, for thousands of years.And Loki is indeed a man, he is absolutely impossible to give up his rights and the throne, in this case there will be a gap between him and his brother, and the witty Laufey may turn against Loki.

In fact, Laufey here can indeed be said to be witty.

His brain doesn't know why, but it works well in such insidious small places, but in big ones, such as when a country manages the overall situation of a war, he withers.But where such a small trick, he is simply a genius!

——The word genius sounds a little sad now.

The King of the Ice Giants is a good heir, Laufey thought.Although he is in good health now, he will die one day, at the dusk of the gods or sometime earlier, so he also needs to cultivate an heir.But for so many years, he was eager to see through, and found out that their race included some bad kids with really disordered private lives, and some even worse bad kids who not only had a disordered private life, but also always made troubles. Feeling sad doesn't help you.

But what if he could turn against Goloki?

His Royal Highness, the second prince of the Protoss, is well-known for his intelligence and calmness, and he will definitely be dissatisfied with his father's preference for his elder brother - in the eyes of outsiders, his elder brother, who was raised as an heir since childhood, is of course favored, so what a great opportunity this is!If Laufey treats him better and moves him, Odin's second son will be Laufey's heir!Even if he is more friendly to the protoss, it doesn't matter. At least the culture on the ice giant's side has the possibility of flourishing!

And Loki, who was busy using magic to expel the magic fluctuations of the ice giant on the earth, sneezed hard.

"Brother, brother, are you alright, are you suffering from a cold? You don't want to eat ice cream today—Old Jia! Warm up!" The sunny and righteous Leishen, who automatically became a nanny when he saw his brother feeling unwell, said anxiously. .

Will Loki be moved when you say that?

——To be honest, I'm so moved.

"Raise the wool temperature!" Loki glared at his brother: "If you raise the temperature again, the signal transmitter will be broken! Are you brainless?!"

Sol chuckled, watching his younger brother's fingers nimbly cast magic to strengthen the defense, while he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Brother, your hands are so beautiful..." the young adolescent Thor whispered, and then closed his mouth and just kept looking at him-you can use the verb to describe his eyes-his brother is slender The white hand that belonged to the magician, and then his face flushed.

He was definitely thinking about something bad, and the young, fresh-blooded Thor was definitely thinking about something that would make his brother pissed off enough to punch him in the face.

Shameless.

The author has something to say: I found that my ability is that no matter how annoying people are in the original book, I can write cute ones. . .cover face

Lau Fei, look how cute I have written you ==

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