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Just as imagined, the placement of the signal transmitter is quite simple. After Loki and Frigga activate it with magic, humans can send signals to the Protoss. It is said that Odin was suddenly told in the sky "Nihao Immortal~" He staggered in fright and almost fell off the Rainbow Bridge.

The protoss also think it's very fresh, or the same sentence, these old immortals who have lived for tens of thousands of years have long felt that life is too static, empty and lonely every day, but they can't watch TV and play computers for entertainment like humans. So it's even more boring. Now someone is willing to chat with them, and they are all happy like something.

It has simply become a huge "protoss-human same-sex dating platform".Protoss girls have become friends with Terran girls. For example, Sif now has a good relationship with Pepper and Natasha. The three girls are essentially "Anneng can tell whether I am male or female" and "Who says women are not as good as men" The tough type, just getting together has already radiated the aura of "you vulgar men go away" to the surroundings.

Hawkeye looked for his Tasha to no avail, and was stared away by his Tasha, crying in the toilet at the moment.

Poor Fat Chirp.

Tony wanted to comfort him, and wanted to discuss with him how he felt about the girls, but this guy would die if he didn't talk cheap, and he said a few words that made Hawkeye even more sad.Not to be outdone, Hawkeye just replied, "Why are you shorter than me, Tony."

So there were two people crying and fainting in the toilet, lighting the wax.

So the current atmosphere is so friendly and relaxed. When everyone heard the cry of an ordinary protoss in the transmission room, they didn't react for a while.

"The signal is blocked!!!" The young warrior exclaimed: "The ice giant! The ice giant blocked our signal!!!"

Loki and Sol jumped into that room in an instant, and saw the young Asgardian protoss pointing at the signal transmitter with trembling fingers. Loki looked up and really saw their signal in the first time After being successfully sent to the Protoss, they were stopped many times, and what stopped them was a special magic wave, which was exclusive to the ice giants.

——In Asgard, children all know these are the only signs of the ice giant, with Avatar-colored skin, totems, Voldemort-colored eyes and this strange magic wave.

Unlike most of the Asgardian protoss who have no magical talent, the ice giants are born to use magic, and their intuition for magic is the best in the Nine Realms.But the ice giant's magic is relatively rough, relatively natural, without traces of acquired processing, and their civilization is the same, very rough, just like primitive people.

But because they are very primitive, they are very wild, so they love war and plunder. Odin said that they have never read books, do not know the benefits of peace, and do not know about family planning, so they are always not enough to eat and drink. Loki thinks that his father You are right in this respect, and if the protoss can extend education to the territory of the ice giants, not only can you collect a tuition fee, but also educate this race to achieve the goal of civilization.

"That's a bit difficult. After all, our two races have different ideologies, and it's not easy to change," Odin said. "However, your idea is very promising. If you have the opportunity, you can try it in the future."

In short, the ice giant is always against Asgard. It is a bit unreasonable to make trouble, just like the vicious female partner in a third-rate romance novel. It does not make good use of the race that develops economy, politics and civilization. Loki doesn't like cold, so he doesn't like ice giants.But he is well aware of the power of this race, their love for aggression and love for destruction, but now, they must not be allowed to occupy the earth power that the second prince of the Protoss race has just developed!

Earth should be Asgard's cooperative constellation!Not a colony of ice giants!

Political and military jokes are not tolerated! ! !

So Loki used his fine magic to quickly break through the rough magic of the ice giants. Not only did he let the signal machine re-send the signal to the Protoss, he also calmly raised his middle finger at the ice giants who intercepted the signal.

……

——Thus, this raising the middle finger became the fuse of the war, which Loki could never have imagined.

"Let me just say those Smurfs never forget this good place on Earth!!!"

The second prince of the Shenzu said angrily that his brother put his hands on his neck to comfort him.They used signalers to tell their father about the situation. Old Odin really jumped off the Rainbow Bridge this time. Half of them were frightened, and half of them came to support his wife and sons, but he didn’t come to Earth. Instead, he went to the icy Jotunheim.

"Lao Fei, get out of here!!!" Odin was missing one eye, and the middle part of his head was bald, but he was not shy at all. I saw him roar in front of the ice giant's palace, and all creatures within a radius of ten miles were shocked. Ran.

"Your voice is still so loud after so many years!!!" Lao Fei threw the stick in his hand and shouted: "You are sick!!! Howling in the morning!!!"

Seeing that the enemy for many years was excited, Odin became calm instead. Now he is gray-haired and shows a steady look: "I heard that your ice giants have reached out to the earth?"

"What does it have to do with you?" The ice giant who was woken up early in the morning is now in a very unhappy mood: "The earth is just a small place, and the children have taken a fancy to the Antarctic and North Pole there, and the nests of polar bears and penguins, how fun it is. ..."

"So you guys just want to go to the Antarctic and the North Pole?"

"Of course not. If you want to occupy it, you will occupy it all. We are going to turn the entire earth into a polar temperature..."

That's basically going to destroy that beautiful blue planet, Odin thought, but he can't let them destroy it, absolutely not.The four of them are also planning to travel to the earth to see the sea, the stars, and the moon. His private money is still in the Swiss bank. Sol likes the fried chicken on the earth and Rocky—according to Haidamur’s latest sight—Rocky I like to eat pudding and ice cream, so the earth is very important and cannot be destroyed casually.

Not to mention, now his sons have made a group of friends and started a bunch of businesses on the earth. If the earth is destroyed by ice giants, the first and second princes of Asgard will definitely be very sad.

Therefore, Odin told Laufey seriously: "Asgard will protect the atrium."

"You should see if you can protect it!" Lao Fei's getting up anger made him even more angry. Originally, his obsession with the earth was not that serious, but in the spirit of "my enemy won't let me do what the fuck I do. What are you going to do?" He is now full of aggression towards that part of the earth.

"Let's start the fight seriously!" Lau Fei said, with red eyes like a rabbit, but this rabbit eats meat.

"Hehe, serious, you uneducated guy," Odin teased him, "Do you know how to spell the word serious?"

"Strictly one point horizontally and one vertical point—oh no, one point horizontally and two vertical points..." Thus, Lau Fei fell into an uneducated BUFF.

Alas, sooner or later the ice giants will fall out of history because they can't keep up with civilization, really.Odin walked away with his hands behind his back, full of emotions in his heart.

The author has something to say: Odin: Laufey, why don’t you bring your people and come to Asgard == Give you preferential policies for ethnic minorities~

Lau Fei: Faxin, you stole my son.

Odin: That's not your son, he won't agree to you calling him.

Lau Fei fainted from crying in the toilet