Secret arrows are hard to defend

Modern overhead background, OOC (×).

Lu Xuandu is already a dead house salted fish.

Three years ago, he was still a big boss, but now he is a retired salted fish, his daily job is to collapse on the sofa and think about fish life, while waiting for Song Wuan to come home from get off work.

With a long sigh, he took out a mask from the drawer and applied it on his face, and picked up a magazine to read.

With a "click", the door opened, and Song Wuan came in with a large bag.

"I am back."

Turning the hallway, I saw Lu Xuandu carrying a mask that hadn't had time to destroy the corpse.

Lu Xuandu: "..."

Song Wuan: "..."

Lu Xuan would put on a facial mask when there was no one at home, and Song Wuan knew about it a long time ago, because the pride of taking care of the old man has never been punctured, and he never thought it would be punctured at this time today.

Without changing his face, Lu Xuan threw away the mask that had been applied for less than 3 minutes, and said with a smile, "Why did Wu An come back so early today?"

Song Wuan raised the cake in his hand: "Isn't today your birthday? There is Feng Qi at the lab, so I came back early."

Although it is not obvious, Song Wu'an is indeed a rich N generation whose parents have both died, and the family's ancestral property can last for 200 years.The laboratory is his, so are there any employees who would grab the boss and say "BOSS! It's not allowed to leave early!"

Emmm...Feng Jueqi's kind of brainless doesn't count.

"Oh."

Lu Xuandu lay back on the sofa expressionlessly.

"What's wrong?" Song Wuan blinked his eyes: "Unhappy?" He walked into the kitchen and put down the cake and ingredients, and his voice came from the kitchen indistinctly: "Isn't today your birthday?"

"It's just because it's my birthday that I'm unhappy..." Lu Xuan said sullenly, "I'm one year older again. I'm 15 years older than you."

"When you pursued me, you weren't so worried."

When Lu Xuandu began to pursue Song Wuan, Song Wuan had just passed his seventeenth birthday, and there were all kinds of bumps in the middle. Our romantic and mature Mr. Lu chased him for more than a year before he caught him. The edge of crime jumps repeatedly.

Lu Xuan is capable of throwing the pot away: "Of course it's because Wu An is too charming, how can I care so much about it?"

Lu Xuandu's mouth is a deceitful ghost.If you believe him, you will definitely fall into the pit every day, and sooner or later you will be thrown into Nan Suning.

"I think you should go back to work, so you don't have to stay at home and think about it every day."

"Ah—has Wu'an started to dislike him?" Lu Xuan made a gesture of praising her: "My heart is broken."

"No, I'm serious." Song Wu'an said solemnly: "Since you retired at home, the number of sorrows and sorrows has increased linearly."

"Really?" Lu Xuandu sat up and pondered: "So it's better for me to move back to Xiliang to do training work?"

"Didn't I instigate you to go back to your old job?" Song Wuan almost went crazy.

Lu Xuandu collapsed back resentfully: "Then there is no other way, after all, I can only train killers."

"Isn't your business doing well?"

"Ah...that's because someone helped take care of it, I just waited to collect the money." Lu Xuan took it for granted.

Song Wuan: "...Why don't you go and learn how to cook with your senior sister? It would be nice to help me with the housework."

"No. Cooking will hurt your hands, and cooking fumes are bad for your skin." Lu Xuandu immediately refused.

"You don't have to care so much about your face as a man, do you?"

"Yeah—you can't say that, beauty is just a piece of introduction, even for men, it is very important." Lu Xuandu looked at Song Wuan with a smile: "Don't tell me, when you When you decided to be with me, you didn't care about face at all."

Song Wuan was powerless to refute.It's not that he doesn't pay attention to connotation, but, well, he admits that this attractive appearance really adds a lot to Lu Xuandu.

"But that's not the reason why you stay at home and put on facial masks every day, right?"

"It's not every day, it's every other day. And I still keep training and exercising." Lu Xuan said with reason: "What do you love me? Think about it carefully, it can't be that loving my work is dangerous enough or lying Don’t blink, right? Thinking about it, only the face and body can get by. Of course, I have to keep the advantage. If I have nothing, then I’m no longer the person you fell in love with? Thinking about you may Empathize with someone else, and get so angry that you want to go back to your old business."

"Then what do you love about me? Are you a prodigal, or do you use dynamite to blow you up when you get pissed off?"

Lu Xuan laughed sullenly: "I just love you, little lunatic, can't I?"

"Then you are an old madman."

"Ah..." Lu Xuan said dejectedly, "Wu An really still thinks I'm old."

Song Wuan turned off the light with a "click". He had already put the cake on the table and put the candles on. He raised his chin: "Make a wish, blow out the candles."

Lu Xuandu slowly moved from the sofa to the table, looked at the 36 stuck on the cake, and lamented: "Oh, when I think of when I was 50 years old and entered old age, Wu'an was not as old as I am now, I just bear it." I can't stop feeling sad."

When the two of them were together, they were not favored by the director of the orphanage, the teacher, and the friends who grew up with him. On the one hand, it was because of the age difference, and on the other hand, it was because of Lu Xuandu's occupation.Among them, Wei Yuzong had the strongest reaction. He once pointed at Lu Xuandu's nose and called him "shameless vixen", "an old cow eats young grass", "a toad wants to eat swan meat", etc., which made Lu Xuandu think Wei Yu for a while. Zong has a crush on Song Wuan.

In fact, it's just that Wei Yuzong is more protective of his weaknesses. When the all-powerful Qi Shengqi was chasing his eldest brother, he was violently beaten by Wei Yu.It was even worse for Xiao Wengu, who kindly dropped by to send the fourth brother home, Wei Yuzong thought he was pursuing the fourth brother, and let the dog chase him for three streets, but it turned out that it was a misunderstanding, Xiao Wengu was actually the fourth brother's boss.

Don't ask how embarrassing Fang Xisheng is, he already has the intention to resign.Thanks to Xiao Wen and Gu Xicai's generosity, he didn't care about this matter, otherwise he would have sent Wei Yu to Guoan—yes, Guoan.Xiao Wengu eats the emperor's food, the kind with a particularly high status, the kind that is very, very high.

Come on, Brother Wei, the society, you don't talk too much, you're just a troublemaker.In comparison, Lu Xuan's treatment is considered good.

Song Wuan didn't want to talk nonsense: "Make a wish and blow out the candles, don't think too much."

Lu Xuan closed his eyes, muttering, "I hope Wu'an will age faster."

Song Wuan: "..." What kind of ghost wish is this? ? ?

Lu Xuan blew out the candles, and looked at Song Wuan with burning eyes: "Where is my birthday present?"

Song Wuan took out a small box from his pocket and gave it to him. Lu Xuandu took it and opened it, and found a small crystal triangular pyramid inside. He fiddled with it for a while in doubt: "What is this?"

Song Wuan was serious: "The DNA fragments of the two of us are engraved in it, and you can see it when you adjust it to the right angle with the light."

Lu Xuandu paused, put the triangular pyramid back into the box, and looked at Song Wuan seriously: "In this case, I also have a gift for you."

Song Wuan suddenly felt bad.

"I can give you the complete DNA." Lu Xuandu smiled: "You're welcome. It's fine for Wu An to just say it, and I will definitely make Wu An Sun meow."

Song Wuan ran away, but was thrown down by Lu Xuandu from behind.Tears flowed like noodles in my heart, sure enough!Lu Xuandu only has a head full of yellow waste!Can't understand the beauty of science and romance at all!

"You're the one who meows! Your whole family meows."

"Then chirp chirp! coo chirp!"

That's not the point, is it?Song Wu'an wanted to cry but had no tears.

Lu Xuandu dragged him to toss until midnight, from the ground to the sofa and finally to the bed. After Mingjin retreated, Song Wuan said angrily: "Lu Xuandu! Should you take medicine?!"

Suddenly sensitive Lu Xuan misunderstood the direction, and immediately pushed Song Wuan down again: "Ah, do you think Uncle Lu can't satisfy you? Let's see who wants to take medicine today!"

Song Wu'an wanted to cry but had no tears. He wanted to take medicine, so please bring a dozen of brain fragments.The pride of old men is terrible.

The author has something to say: the funny side story hahahaha, the modern background is superimposed