Secret arrows are hard to defend

Because Wuwu Mountain is deep in the Yinling Mountains, it is extremely dangerous to go up the mountain at night, so Baimen has a house in Baiyong Village for disciples who return late to stay.The courtyard is small, separated by a bamboo fence, and looks inconspicuous.The display in the house is simple, the tables, chairs and mattresses are clean, it seems that someone comes back to clean it regularly.

Lu Xuandu looked at the layout of the room with great interest, and heard Song Wuan behind him ask: "So you asked me to go back to Wuwu Mountain to distract me, and you decided to do so at that time."

He turned around, seemingly puzzled, and said, "What are you doing?"

"Killing Qiao Mengying caused Qiao's family to turn against Mofengbao, so as to benefit from it."

Lu Xuandu blinked innocently, lifted his robe and sat on the bamboo mat by the window: "What did Wu'an say? Lu couldn't quite understand." He raised his hand and said to Song Wu'an: "sit."

Song Wuan looked at him calmly for a while, and sat opposite him: "It seems that I have to listen to what you say in reverse."

The flickering candlelight illuminated half of his cheeks, and there was a tinge of warmth in those sparkling, seductive peach eyes.

"That's not necessary." Lu Xuan took all his time and obviously came prepared.He was silent for a while, and said: "Actually, it was much earlier than that. The matter of plum soul dew was not a whim. At that time, I was already planning this matter."

"So you appeared in Quanxing County at that time."

"It's to meet Feng Muxue." Lu Xuandu explained: "I originally planned to take this opportunity to get close to Feng Muxue. At that time, I used killing Qiao Mengying as a trigger to force her to kill me. Unfortunately, some changes happened along the way..."

"... What variable?"

Lu Xuandu sneered and said, "Why do Wuan ask knowingly?" His eyebrows were tender and his voice was low and soft: "It's you, I met you. I thought at that time that you were a better choice; later I found out that in fact you It's the worst one."

Song Wu'an frowned: "The worst one?"

"Of course. You almost ruined all my plans, making me flustered and making mistakes several times." Lu Xuandu looked at him with some reproach.

"...I didn't see where you made a mistake."

"Many times, it's just that I didn't want you to see it, so I insisted on it." Lu Xuan said a little dejectedly: "If it takes a little longer, I can do better, and I can make you completely unaware that I am lying to you. You will love me with all your heart."

"When you feel that the time is right, you will tell me to hate you with all my heart, and even kill you."

"Yes." Lu Xuandu pretended to be relaxed and smiled: "It's a pity that it can't be done. Who told me to change my heart suddenly. Wuan, in the cities of various kings, you clearly hate me and want me to die. Why? Want to save me?"

"……I have no idea."

"you know."

Song Wu'an was silent for a while: "Because I haven't retaliated against you yet, I can't let you die just like that."

"Isn't killing me the best revenge?"

"You are not guilty of death."

"Lie, you have been trying to kill me before that. Fire wall once, steel knife again, why did you suddenly go back on your word?"

"I don't—" Song Wuan subconsciously avoided the question.

Lu Xuan pressed forward step by step: "You know."

"Because I regret it!" Song Wu'an was a bit self-defeating: "When I cut off the silver chain and caused you to fall, I felt very happy at first, but soon regretted it. I think I did too much."

"That's right." Lu Xuan suddenly realized: "So Wu'an thought so, so Wu'an is a little hedgehog."

Song Wu'an stared at him, as if asking "what the hell are you talking about".

Lu Xuan smiled as if he had succeeded: "It looks fierce and wants to stab someone, but he is actually a fruit eater."

Song Wuan remained expressionless: "Hedgehogs eat both meat and vegetables."

"It's too bad. I became stupid when I met Wu'an. I ignored such a simple fact. At the time, the head of the office, Mu Mingming, specifically mentioned it—Wu'an never killed anyone."

"I used to be a killer, but Wuan is not. You have never killed anyone, your favorite hidden weapon has not even started, you don't want to kill, and you are even afraid of killing."

Lu Xuandu heaved a long sigh: "Even if I continue to plan, you still won't kill me in the end, because you feel sorry for me, once for cutting off the silver chain; once for the deliberate design of the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet. Unless I move The people around you, your senior brothers or your friends. Right?"

Song Wuan stared at a pair of copper bell-like eyes: "I'm not afraid."

Lu Xuandu reached out his hand and touched his head helplessly: "Stop staring, your eyes are already big, and staring like this is like a ghost."

Song Wuan shook his hand away: "I thought you were here to explain Feng Muxue's matter, not to analyze me."

"I deliberately arranged for Qiao Mengying to be killed with a golden thread, and I also specially sent someone to disclose the news to Feng Muxue, but I didn't expect her to commit suicide." Lu Xuan corrected his attitude: "I'm sorry. I know you feel that Feng Muxue is kind to you, so I am very grateful, I couldn't plan more carefully..."

Song Wu'an was silent for a long time: "I...wait for the matter of the ancient building, let's go and offer a stick of incense to Mrs. Feng Er and Mrs. Qiao Qi."

Lu Xuan blinked his eyes: "That's it?"

Song Wuan pursed his lips tightly, avoiding his gaze: "She is kind to me, I should have avenged her...but you are more important. I am not as good as her."

"No. My Wuan is the best."

Lu Xuandu happily took his hand, and there was a crisp crackling sound from the candle in his hand.Lu Xuan took out a pair of scissors out of nowhere: "Let's cut the lantern flowers."

He insisted on cutting the lantern flower together with Song Wuan's hands, but Lu Xuandu's skill in cutting the lantern flower was obviously not up to the mark, he cut off the whole strand of the wick with the scissors, and the candle went out with a "sigh--".

Lu Xuan threw away the scissors, and cried sweetly: "Hey, it's not good, it was cut off. In my opinion, let's rest—"

Song Wu'an, who was thrown down inexplicably, looked confused: "What are you doing!"

"Marry a daughter-in-law! Have a New Year's Eve!"

Two years later, on May [-]th, there is no lonely peak.

Lu Xuandu was leisurely sitting under the shade of a tree, shaking his fan. Two hours ago, Song Wuan went up the mountain and had a duel with Eight Arms Heart Sui.He didn't allow Lu Xuan to go up together, and invited the third, fourth, and fifth on the list of hidden weapons to be witnesses together.

Today's weather is a bit gloomy, Bugu Peak is towering and the temperature is lower, but Lu Xuandu's forehead is dripping sweat from time to time, obviously a little out of his mind.After another moment, the five people from Bugu Peak came down together, Song Wuan was talking with Babixinsui, and their demeanor was quite reverent.

Lu Xuandu stopped in place for a while before going up to meet him, and said with a smile, "What are you talking about? So happy?"

Song Wu'an replied casually: "You don't understand some things about mechanics."

Lu Xuandu: "..."

After Song Wuan finished speaking, he also felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say a word of apology in front of so many people, so he could only hold back a sentence for a long time: "You really don't understand..."

Lu Xuandu had a cold face: "...Oh."

In the end, the eight-armed heart couldn't stand it anymore and smoothed things over: "Since ancient times, heroes have been born in youth, and I am convinced. I will come to ask for advice when I have a chance in the future." Others also expressed their congratulations very wittily, and left one after another.

Lu Xuan stared at him steadfastly, until Song Wuan was at a loss and said slowly: "Congratulations. Now you are truly number one in hidden weapons."

Song Wuan hadn't had time to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard Lu Xuandu say: "Wuan is young and promising, and Lu has no property, so it seems that he is not worthy, alas..."

Sure enough, it started again.Song Wuan sighed silently in his heart, Lu Yin, Lu Yin, it would be better to change his name to Lu Zuo, to rule the sky and the earth, to live and die, there is no one else.

"Didn't you say that the place has been selected, and you want to take me to see it?"

Lu Xuandu gently stroked his temples, uncertainly: "Has Wu'an really decided to go into seclusion with me? Speaking of which, Wu'an has just reached the crown, and it's a good time to venture into the rivers and lakes."

"If you become famous, you will retire. Isn't it just a rush to retire bravely?" Song Wu'an shrugged: "Besides, I have no ambitions. I just want to sit and eat, and I don't want to venture into the rivers and lakes."

The two looked at each other and smiled, Lu Xuan held his hand, and remembered that he had braided their hair together while Song Wuan was asleep that day.At that time, it seemed that I didn't think about anything, and it seemed that I thought a lot.Now that I think about it, I can probably use eight words to describe it: the piano is in the palace, so it is good to be quiet.

He still found such a person, willing to join hands with him to go back to the mountains and forests, no matter the world's cold, summer, spring or autumn, from then on, year after year, he would go to the mountains and forests.

Extra Story [-]? If they were in modern times

Modern overhead background, OOC (×)

Lu Xuandu is already a dead house salted fish.

Three years ago, he was still a big boss, but now he is a retired salted fish, his daily job is to collapse on the sofa and think about fish life, while waiting for Song Wuan to come home from get off work.

With a long sigh, he took out a mask from the drawer and applied it on his face, and picked up a magazine to read.

With a "click", the door opened, and Song Wuan came in with a large bag.

"I am back."

Turning the hallway, I saw Lu Xuandu carrying a mask that hadn't had time to destroy the corpse.

Lu Xuandu: "..."

Song Wuan: "..."

Lu Xuan would put on a facial mask when there was no one at home, and Song Wuan knew about it a long time ago, because the pride of taking care of the old man has never been punctured, and he never thought it would be punctured at this time today.

Without changing his face, Lu Xuan threw away the mask that had been applied for less than 3 minutes, and said with a smile, "Why did Wu An come back so early today?"

Song Wuan raised the cake in his hand: "Isn't today your birthday? There is Feng Qi at the lab, so I came back early."

Although it is not obvious, Song Wu'an is indeed a rich N generation whose parents have both died, and the family's ancestral property can last for 200 years.The laboratory is his, so are there any employees who would grab the boss and say "BOSS! It's not allowed to leave early!"

Emmm...Feng Jueqi's kind of brainless doesn't count.

"Oh."

Lu Xuandu lay back on the sofa expressionlessly.

"What's wrong?" Song Wuan blinked his eyes: "Unhappy?" He walked into the kitchen and put down the cake and ingredients, and his voice came from the kitchen indistinctly: "Isn't today your birthday?"

"It's just because it's my birthday that I'm unhappy..." Lu Xuan said sullenly, "I'm one year older again. I'm 15 years older than you."

"When you pursued me, you weren't so worried."

When Lu Xuandu began to pursue Song Wuan, Song Wuan had just passed his seventeenth birthday, and there were all kinds of bumps in the middle. Our romantic and mature Mr. Lu chased him for more than a year before he caught him. The edge of crime jumps repeatedly.

Lu Xuan is capable of throwing the pot away: "Of course it's because Wu An is too charming, how can I care so much about it?"

Lu Xuandu's mouth is a deceitful ghost.If you believe him, you will definitely fall into the pit every day, and sooner or later you will be thrown into Nan Suning.

"I think you should go back to work, so you don't have to stay at home and think about it every day."

"Ah—has Wu'an started to dislike him?" Lu Xuan made a gesture of praising her: "My heart is broken."

"No, I'm serious." Song Wu'an said solemnly: "Since you retired at home, the number of sorrows and sorrows has increased linearly."

"Really?" Lu Xuandu sat up and pondered: "So it's better for me to move back to Xiliang to do training work?"

"Didn't I instigate you to go back to your old job?" Song Wuan almost went crazy.

Lu Xuandu collapsed back resentfully: "Then there is no other way, after all, I can only train killers."

"Isn't your business doing well?"

"Ah...that's because someone helped take care of it, I just waited to collect the money." Lu Xuan took it for granted.

Song Wuan: "...Why don't you go and learn how to cook with your senior sister? It would be nice to help me with the housework."

"No. Cooking will hurt your hands, and cooking fumes are bad for your skin." Lu Xuandu immediately refused.

"You don't have to care so much about your face as a man, do you?"

"Yeah—you can't say that, beauty is just a piece of introduction, even for men, it is very important." Lu Xuandu looked at Song Wuan with a smile: "Don't tell me, when you When you decided to be with me, you didn't care about face at all."

Song Wuan was powerless to refute.It's not that he doesn't pay attention to connotation, but, well, he admits that this attractive appearance really adds a lot to Lu Xuandu.

"But that's not the reason why you stay at home and put on facial masks every day, right?"

"It's not every day, it's every other day. And I still keep training and exercising." Lu Xuan said with reason: "What do you love me? Think about it carefully, it can't be that loving my work is dangerous enough or lying Don’t blink, right? Thinking about it, only the face and body can get by. Of course, I have to keep the advantage. If I have nothing, then I’m no longer the person you fell in love with? Thinking about you may Empathize with someone else, and get so angry that you want to go back to your old business."

"Then what do you love about me? Are you a prodigal, or do you use dynamite to blow you up when you get pissed off?"

Lu Xuan laughed sullenly: "I just love you, little lunatic, can't I?"

"Then you are an old madman."

"Ah..." Lu Xuan said dejectedly, "Wu An really still thinks I'm old."

Song Wuan turned off the light with a "click". He had already put the cake on the table and put the candles on. He raised his chin: "Make a wish, blow out the candles."

Lu Xuandu slowly moved from the sofa to the table, looked at the 36 stuck on the cake, and lamented: "Oh, when I think of when I was 50 years old and entered old age, Wu'an was not as old as I am now, I just bear it." I can't stop feeling sad."

When the two of them were together, they were not favored by the director of the orphanage, the teacher, and the friends who grew up with him. On the one hand, it was because of the age difference, and on the other hand, it was because of Lu Xuandu's occupation.Among them, Wei Yuzong had the strongest reaction. He once pointed at Lu Xuandu's nose and called him "shameless vixen", "an old cow eats young grass", "a toad wants to eat swan meat", etc., which made Lu Xuandu think Wei Yu for a while. Zong has a crush on Song Wuan.

In fact, it's just that Wei Yuzong is more protective of his weaknesses. When the all-powerful Qi Shengqi was chasing his eldest brother, he was violently beaten by Wei Yu.It was even worse for Xiao Wengu, who kindly dropped by to send the fourth brother home, Wei Yuzong thought he was pursuing the fourth brother, and let the dog chase him for three streets, but it turned out that it was a misunderstanding, Xiao Wengu was actually the fourth brother's boss.

Don't ask how embarrassing Fang Xisheng is, he already has the intention to resign.Thanks to Xiao Wen and Gu Xicai's generosity, he didn't care about this matter, otherwise he would have sent Wei Yu to Guoan—yes, Guoan.Xiao Wengu eats the emperor's food, the kind with a particularly high status, the kind that is very, very high.

Come on, Brother Wei, the society, you don't talk too much, you're just a troublemaker.In comparison, Lu Xuan's treatment is considered good.

Song Wuan didn't want to talk nonsense: "Make a wish and blow out the candles, don't think too much."

Lu Xuan closed his eyes, muttering, "I hope Wu'an will age faster."

Song Wuan: "..." What kind of ghost wish is this? ? ?

Lu Xuan blew out the candles, and looked at Song Wuan with burning eyes: "Where is my birthday present?"

Song Wuan took out a small box from his pocket and gave it to him. Lu Xuandu took it and opened it, and found a small crystal triangular pyramid inside. He fiddled with it for a while in doubt: "What is this?"

Song Wuan was serious: "The DNA fragments of the two of us are engraved in it, and you can see it when you adjust it to the right angle with the light."

Lu Xuandu paused, put the triangular pyramid back into the box, and looked at Song Wuan seriously: "In this case, I also have a gift for you."

Song Wuan suddenly felt bad.

"I can give you the complete DNA." Lu Xuandu smiled: "You're welcome. It's fine for Wu An to just say it, and I will definitely make Wu An Sun meow."

Song Wuan ran away, but was thrown down by Lu Xuandu from behind.Tears flowed like noodles in my heart, sure enough!Lu Xuandu only has a head full of yellow waste!Can't understand the beauty of science and romance at all!

"You're the one who meows! Your whole family meows."

"Then chirp chirp! coo chirp!"

That's not the point, is it?Song Wu'an wanted to cry but had no tears.

Lu Xuandu dragged him to toss until midnight, from the ground to the sofa and finally to the bed. After Mingjin retreated, Song Wuan said angrily: "Lu Xuandu! Should you take medicine?!"

Suddenly sensitive Lu Xuan misunderstood the direction, and immediately pushed Song Wuan down again: "Ah, do you think Uncle Lu can't satisfy you? Let's see who wants to take medicine today!"

Song Wu'an wanted to cry but had no tears. He wanted to take medicine, so please bring a dozen of brain fragments.The pride of old men is terrible.