After I carry my own CP banner

Yi Chengqi came out of the closet with Ms. Fu in a "passive" way in a daze. Fortunately, it was a Happy Ending, and it was also the most difficult hurdle on the way to come out.Yi Chengqi is especially grateful to Ms. Fu, the boss who has lowered the difficulty of clearing the level. Even before Yi Chengqi came to attack her, he previewed her attack in advance...

Ms. Fu was still lamenting that there was no touching scene of "the whole family hugging and crying" when she came out of the closet. Yi Chengqi had already slipped back to her room in a hurry to report the big news to Zhou Muxi——

"Ms. Fu actually found out about our relationship a long time ago. I just talked to her, and she has already acquiesced in our relationship!"

Yi Chengqi edited this news, quickly spread the good news, and couldn't wait to share with Zhou Muxi his joy after coming out to the public for the first time.

Zhou Muxi was probably still driving, and did not reply to Yi Chengqi's message in time. Yi Chengqi was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, wringing his fingers thoughtfully. Who knows who is currently in love with Zhou Muxi... …

The first people to know should be Zhou Muxi's parents. Zhou Muxi came out to the family as early as the coming-of-age ceremony, and gave his parents this shocking "surprise". After a few years of surprise, every time I saw Zhou Muxi getting closer to someone of the same sex, I would suspect that the other party had an affair with my son. This time, Zhou Muxi personally confirmed that the two elders were relieved, and it was finally over. In order to be frightened, blindly guess the days that scare oneself.

Next is sister Wei, the agent, and Yi Chengqi chatted face-to-face, so let's not mention it.

Li Guiren, I learned about it after my agent Wei Jie, so I don't need to mention it.

Guo Beilai... don't mention it.

Hao Lesi... don't mention it.

Xiao Caidan, these sisters frantically update the cp fanart for a week every time they are on vacation, and they are still obstinately yelling at Zhou Muxi, and they don’t even want to mention it...

Finally, there is Ms. Fu. Although Yi Chengqi officially came out today, Ms. Fu knew from the beginning that there was a secret love between him and Zhou Muxi...

After Yi Chengqi finished counting on his left hand, he pressed down the thumb, index finger, and middle finger of his right hand.

He counted from one to eight, Zhou Muxi replied to him at this time, and Yi Chengqi sent him the "Wedding Invitation Candidate List" that he had counted. Of course, the name of this list is just Yi Chengqi's psychology Monologue, not made public.

After reading the list, Zhou Muxi hesitated and said, "You and my little assistant should... have already known it?"

If it wasn't for Zhou Muxi's voice message, Yi Chengqi would have almost forgotten about these two assistants who were running with their love.

Zhou Muxi: "I guess, before we were together, they mistakenly thought we were together."

Yi Chengqi:? ?

Zhou Muxi: "Your assistant is happy to see the results, but my assistant is heartbroken."

Yi Chengqi: ...

There was a little smile in Zhou Muxi's voice.

Yi Chengqi originally wanted to ask the little assistant Zhou Jingze what opinion he had on him, but when he put himself in his shoes, he could understand again. After all, Yi Chengqi hooked up with Zhou Muxi, and his assistant Xiaobai was of course happy. His girlfriend is a low-marriage, so the little assistant Zhou Jingze is naturally upset.

Yi Chengqi looked down at his hands clenched into two fists. As of now, there are a total of ten people who know their relationship.

Fortunately, they are all ten trustworthy people.

Since he came out peacefully with Ms. Fu, Yi Chengqi directly cleared the most difficult obstacle on his way out. Now he is refreshed and in a good mood. He turned over and lay on his back on the bed, and happily logged on to Weibo. Number brush Monday cp super talk.

Watching CP fans "arrange" themselves to have a sweet love relationship is always different from the experience of falling in love in person. The latter has a sense of satisfaction, while the former is shameful, but the more shameful the more people can't stop.Yi Chengqi regards the output of his colleagues as a love seasoning, which cannot fill his stomach and has no nutrition, but it can improve freshness.

As usual, Yi Chengqi entered Chaohua with a familiarity with the road, picking up popular posts with shame and anticipation like visiting a kiln, but this time the granary was not full, and Yi Chengqi bottomed out after a while, unlike before After a short period of time, reopening the cp on Monday is like falling into a rice vat, and it is enough to manage the surplus food.

Yi Chengqi smacked his mouth unsatisfied, wondering if it was because of the Chinese New Year, the wives who produced food were busy visiting relatives during the New Year, which caused the shortage of food and grass on Monday.

Yi Chengqi didn't expect that during the Spring Festival, the prosperity of all industries would be promoted, and CP Chaohua would be affected, but he regretted it. The wives had no time to produce food, so he could only consciously and obediently dig through old sugar to satisfy his hunger.

Coincidentally, as soon as Yi Chengqi looked through Old Tang, he found a hot post from an acquaintance.

Mrs. 5_04 in the starry sky.

As the saying goes, wolves can eat meat wherever they go (wrong), the wife in the starry sky can carry the banner of CP on her shoulders in the unpopular CP super talk like CP for a week, and she is very successful, ranking firmly in the CP rankings The first three Monday cp superchats are even more like a fish in water and a tiger with wings added. It only needs a video of sex to love and kill each other to win a group of crying fans.

However, Yi Chengqi took a closer look. After the wife in the starry sky switched jobs on Monday CP Super Talk, the frequency of editing videos was not high, so that Yi Chengqi didn’t eat any food in the Monday CP grain tank that exploded once or twice before. To the stars Mrs. Sugar.

Yi Chengqi was puzzled, so he clicked on his wife's Weibo in the starry sky to see adultery. If you don't read it, you don't know it. When you look at it, you feel very complicated...

It's not that the wife in the starry sky doesn't have time to cut cp when she leaves relatives during the New Year's Eve, but that she lacks a lot of money during the New Year's Eve.

That's right, the wife in the starry sky is back to her old job. She just edited a New Year's Eve video on the homepage of her Weibo two days ago.

Yi Chengqi was crying and begging his wife in the starry sky to return to the cp for a week, but now he just wants to spit on his wife in the starry sky: Bah, you're useless!

By the way, Yi Chengqi pulled Xiao Caidan out and dissed him: If you can't climb the cp list, you spend money to find outsourced thugs, bah, it's useless!

But having said that, Yi Chengqi is a person who values ​​feelings and nostalgia. He believes in the theory that acquaintance is fate. I am waiting for your sister, although they parted ways because of the irreconcilable dismantling CP, but Yi Chengqi turned around and began to eat Monday again, Monday CP made him full of energy, Monday CP can cure all diseases, Monday CP made Yi Chengqi and Mrs. Xingkong were able to reconnect with each other, yesterday's opponents are today's sisters, there is nothing that "cpszd on Monday" can't solve.

Yi Chengqi did the above psychological construction well, let go of the old prejudices, and opened the private message interface of his wife in the starry sky.

Yi Chengqi first posted a shy emoticon with a big face to cheer up the atmosphere, and then he went up to greet him and said: "Sister, long time no see, I think I made a hard-headed diss on Monday cp and forgot about the development of human beings Shi has been constantly verifying the law of Zhenxiang on the road of self-slapping, but now even I am taking CP on Mondays, why did you go back to doing CPs on Mondays instead?"

Yi Chengqi tried to use a casual tone as much as possible, but not too close, and it could narrow the distance between the two "sisters" who died.

Yi Chengqi: "Seeing that the traffic in the year is good, is it possible that the benefactor who asked you to promote CP for a week is here to spend a lot of money again?"

The wife in the starry sky didn't reply to Yi Chengqi in time, and Yi Chengqi got up bored and wandered around the house, and even ran to the small hall, squatting behind his little cousin to watch the little cousin write the Mathematical Olympiad questions intently.

Yi Chengqi succeeded in getting a 100% drop rate from his little cousin, and the little cousin said in disgust, "Do you understand?"

The little cousin used not interrogative sentences, but unilaterally confirmed declarative sentences.In his eyes, Yi Chengqi is probably equivalent to a useless vase, and the little cousin himself still can't appreciate the highly praised picture appearance of this big vase.

Yi Chengqi hehe said: "I don't understand that I can ask Zhou Muxi at any time. You don't understand that I will never see Zhou Muxi again without my nodding and agreeing. Now I will give you a chance to answer again. What do you think?" Can't I understand?"

Yi Chengqi tilted his head slightly to the right, curled his lips and squinted his eyes, and looked at this uncute little cousin with a pure smile.

Little cousin: "..."

For the first time, he felt tension from Yi Chengqi, and Yi Chengqi relied on the support of his idol Zhou Muxi.

The little cousin pursed his lips unwillingly, and the balance in his heart tilted left and right between Zhou Muxi and his dignity. In the end, he lowered his posture against his will and said to Yi Chengqi: "Cousin, I'm sorry..."

Yi Chengqi smiled happily, patted his little cousin's head contentedly, and said in a pretentious tone: "Yeah, you're so good~"

"..."

The little cousin gritted his teeth, and on the second day of his twelfth year, he learned the compulsory subject of bearing humiliation.

After Yi Chengqi molested his little cousin, he got up and sat on the sofa beside him, so as not to be convicted by Ms. Fu of interfering with his little cousin's homework.He took out his mobile phone idly, and his eyes lit up when he saw his wife in the starry sky replying to his private message within 2 minutes.

In the starry sky, when the wife sees the little sister reunited after a long absence, she is naturally enthusiastic and excited. The punctuation at the end of the sentence must be marked with an exclamation point, and there must be two or three exclamation points in a row. Only in this way can it reflect that she is extremely excited at this time Expressed mood.

The wife in the starry sky replied:

"Long time no see, sisters, let's enjoy Monday cp and invest in shares! Warmly welcome!!!"

"You know me too well, but the one-week cp I cut this time is not an order from the old patron, but a new patron!! The taste of the patron always likes to challenge new things... and thank you sisters for not revealing and not going back Grace to step on! I love you woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

Yi Chengqi was very surprised, besides Xiao Caidan, there are actually people spending money to promote CP for a week!Not to mention the purpose of that person, in short, the malicious praise of CP for a week is either bad intentions or bad taste. The former and the latter prove that this person is not a good thing.

It is rare for Yi Chengqi to chat with his wife in the starry sky again. He no longer entangled in who is the new patron who ordered the weekly CP, but talked about the Monday CP with his wife in the starry sky.

Although the wife in the starry sky went to the CP Chaohua for another week to be the shooter, but she was still in the week and her heart was on Monday, and she opened and closed her mouth to urge the pair of fairy CPs. Yi Chengqi was in a good mood, heaved a sigh of relief, and said with emotion: "It's a pity You are not here, the output of cp on Monday is not good in the past two days, sosadsad's."

Yi Chengqi just complained casually, but his wife in the starry sky replied mysteriously: "There is a reason..."

Yi Chengqi's curiosity was awakened by her like a caged animal: "???"

The wife in the starry sky also sincerely wanted to see Yi Chengqi, and even made an exception to reveal the inside story to Yi Chengqi: "Sister, I am fortunate to be in a private group of Monday cp. There are 11 people in the group, and they are all big producers of Monday cp with heavy responsibilities. There are writers, painters, scissors, and sisters who carry cannons every day as professional photographers. However, group chat messages are forbidden to be leaked. I can only reveal some information to you. We initially suspect that Monday is true! Although we There is evidence but the evidence is kept secret..."

Yi Chengqi: "???"

In the starry sky: "It's our sister who carried the cannon on behalf of the shooter. Her cannon is worthy of being opened by Qi Qi! At the celebration that both of them attended last week, she accidentally photographed Zhou Muxi and sent it to Qi Qi content on WeChat..."

In the starry sky: "Qi Qi's note to Zhou Muxi is really sweet! But I can't tell you, the message Zhou Muxi sent to Qi Qi is also sweet! In short, the investment is stable and profitable. While the wives in the group are eating sweets, It was unanimously decided whether we should keep a low profile if we szd on Monday, so you will feel that the output speed of Chaohua in the past two days is not as fast as before. I know sister, you must be scratching your head now and want to know Qi Qi’s remarks and WeChat content, but Su, I really can’t tell you.”

In front of the mobile phone screen, Yi Chengqi stared at the long paragraphs of text messages from his wife in the starry sky, his mind went blank.

Yi Chengqi wanted to say, don't blow it off, your sister's cannon wasn't fired, it was just touched by Qi Qi, and he didn't want to know that Qi Qi's WeChat name for Zhou Muxi was Zhou cc, He was even less curious about Zhou Muxi's absence from the signing event after the celebration, but he sent Qi Qi a WeChat message saying "I'm waiting for you at the entrance". !No!good!

Yi Chengqi's mind was buzzing with alarms, and he was shaking his head. After hastily finishing the chat with his wife in the starry sky, he decisively switched WeChat and sent a message to Zhou cc in the list: "Red warning!!! Please pretend not to know each other in the future. I thank you!!!!!!!!!”

As soon as Zhou Muxi opened WeChat, he saw Yi Chengqi's growling body.

Zhou Muxi:? ? ?

·

A week later.

Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi deliberately avoided the ninth day of the intersection. The film "Beyond the Rainbow", which was originally called "Evil Ghosts and Children", released the first trailer of the film on February 2th. piece……

Yi Chengqi watched helplessly as his and Zhou Muxi's names were bundled up and posted on the trending searches again, feeling chilled in his heart.

It’s a new year and a new beginning. Yi Chengqi’s physique is the same as before, and he has reached the top of the hot searches at the beginning of the new year. It’s not auspicious to be booming, but Yi Chengqi himself hates the hot searches and can’t avoid them .

The crew official Wei Aite starred, in terms of emotion, reason, and professionalism, Yi Chengqi had to forward it.

Therefore, Yi Chengqi had no choice but to repost the trailer and compared [Yeah], posting: Looking forward to it.

Concise and to the point.

Zhou Muxi's Weibo is even more unique, directly reposting the original blog of the trailer, without even bothering to post a punctuation mark.

Zhou Muxi's perfunctory publicity attitude quickly aroused suspicion on the Internet.

On Monday, cp fans refused to give up candy, and Yi Chengqi's black fans took the opportunity to stir up trouble, but the trailer was too short to capture anything provocative and in line with their pre-prepared "Yi Chengqi's acting skills are hot, five "Monthly Bad Movie Scheduled" draft shot, the black fans shifted their attack direction, pointing at the disagreement between Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi, claiming that Zhou Muxi himself had a boycott attitude towards Yi Chengqi and the movie they collaborated on , There are even spam marketing accounts that disclosed at the beginning of the film's official announcement that Yi Chengqi brought money into the filming group and played big names on the set.

As for the perpetrator, Zhou Muxi, he has also been scolded by Yi Chengqi's fans recently.

Zhou Muxi was quite wronged.

Thinking that he kept a distance from Yi Chengqi so personally, and deceived himself to create an illusion of "we are not familiar with each other, but we have a normal relationship", it was all at the instigation of Yi Chengqi himself.

Zhou Muxi held his breath and looked through the malicious belittling of Yi Chengqi on the Internet. The reason why he accepted Yi Chengqi's proposal of "pretending to be unfamiliar" was of course not to deceive others by reaching a consensus with Yi Chengqi.

He has already watched the movie in private, and Yi Chengqi's acting skills in the movie barely reached the passing line. As long as it is not malicious and embarrassing, ordinary audiences will not be able to find any major faults. Zhou Muxi is now letting the black fans slander Yi Chengqi, was just suppressing first and then exalting, in order to make a 180-degree reversal on the day the movie was released, he praised Yi Chengqi's acting skills.

Zhou Muxi is well versed in psychological tactics. The lower the audience's expectations are suppressed, the more emotional the scoring will be. Yi Chengqi's passable acting skills can surprise them.

Yi Chengqi didn't know at this time that Zhou Muxi was worried about him, and he didn't have time to deal with the black fans who slandered him with rhythm on the Internet, and his heart and eyes were fixed on Monday's cp super chat reaction.

At first, the cooking duo forwarded the trailer with zero interaction.

CP fans stamped one after another: There is no silver 300 taels here, don't ask, if you ask again, you will be a close friend.

Then, when the two leading actors attended the movie's promotional event, there was no tacit understanding in the interaction.

The CP fans laughed and said: The tacit understanding of our performance is to pretend that there is no tacit understanding.

In the end, the two leading actors went to the city to promote the film in two ways. The host at the event inevitably asked Cue to go to the other leading actor. Zhou Muxi replied, "He worked hard", and Yi Chengqi thanked him across the screen, "Thank you for his affirmation."

CP fans voiced unanimously: It's so annoying, my family has deliberately separated different frames, why is the host making a fuss!We are not familiar with each other, so if you ask again, you will be warned by your best friend!

Yi Chengqi was completely stunned: What's the matter with cp fans? ? ?This is different from the expected ending!

The closer the premiere of the film was, the less interaction between Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi, except that Yi Chengqi's black fans became more and more rampant, which had no effect on Monday CP fans at all.

Yi Chengqi: ...