Yu Yile

"Why are you going?"

"Go to the amusement park, Xiaoxun wants to play on the carousel." The aunt smiled, holding a water bottle in her hand.

Yu Yile knelt down and stared at the awkward boy, "Did you wet the bed?"

"no!"

"It's fine if you don't, then you have fun!"

Yu Yile stood up, "Where's my sister?"

"What about this..."

Yu Yile looked over, and she handed him a bottle.

"I still need to apply medicine for your sunburn."

"I know that my sister is the best." Yu Yile ran out of necessity, took the things and entered the room.

After checking the homework, I packed it up and threw it into the schoolbag, and ran outside with the basketball in my arms.

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When he came back to eat lunch again, Yu Yile was sweating profusely. When he opened the door, he saw the boy sitting on the bed staring at his Hot Wheels car hanging on the wall.

"I like it, I like to give you one." Throwing the basketball casually, he took out the carts on the wall one by one.

"choose one."

The huge gap left the child stunned.

"You choose, I'll take a shower."

Leaving the child behind, he walked into the toilet, he flushed the water and came out, the child put all the cars in order, and looked up at Yu Yile at this moment.

"No one you like very much?"

The child shook his head, "I like them all."

"I won't give you all, you choose one."

"This." The child grabbed a yellow sports car.

"Okay, it's yours." Yu Yile picked up the rest and put them back in the small square.

The child looked at the car, "Brother, do you hate me?"

"I don't hate you, I don't have anyone I hate." Yu Yile scrambled, and picked him up, "Take you to eat ice cream! You can eat as much as you want!"

It's just a small car, Xiaoxun and Yu Yile are like brothers.

When he finally left, the crocodile almost shed tears.

Yu Yile collapsed on the sofa, rubbed his stomach and then burped for a long time.

"Tsk!" The old lady was very disgusted, "Go to bed, you have class tomorrow."

"No, I slept really well last night."

"Then you go and wash the dishes." My mother sat down after speaking, picked up the remote control and changed channels.

Yu Yile reluctantly stood up.

The sound of water is very gentle, and then there is the sound of heavy objects hitting stainless steel, which is a bit dull, and there is a crisp sound in it. His mother's beloved plate was broken into two halves by him, and he still had foam in his hand, holding half in one hand and standing in the kitchen Looking at the three people in the living room in embarrassment at the door.

"Ah... oh..."

Mom took a breath, "Your pocket money next week will be wasted."

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Yu Yile is in the second class of the second year of high school. The first class is full of study lunatics, but the second class is different. There is always a lunatic in the second class who behaves like a lunatic except for studying.

Old Mao Chendu walked into the classroom, Yu Yile looked over with a stick in his mouth, in exchange for his smile.

With chills running down his back, he quickly took out the things in his mouth.

"A hero in our class paralyzed the school radio. Guess who it is?"

Everyone turned their heads in unison.

"Low-key, low-key!" Yu Yile also saluted twice.

"When I heard about it on Friday, I almost drove the car into a ditch," Lao Mao said incredulously, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise, Yu Yile, you would have died in the line of duty with me!"

The atmosphere in the class was so good, Yu Yile threw the lollipop into his mouth again, holding a book to avoid Lao Mao's sight.

"If another teacher sues me this week, Yu Yile, Yu Yile, I will buy a Bodhisattva and make offerings to me every day! Extend my life!"

Yu Yile trembled with a smile, and lay down on the table.

"Miyu can't cure you, can I sit next to you in the future?"

Yu Yile waved his hands again and again, "Old Mao, the family is the most important thing, the family is the most important thing, what's the matter if you put your mind on me."

Lao Mao frowned, "Spit out the candy in your mouth!"

Yu Yile took out the candy that he had almost eaten and threw it into the trash can, looked up at him.

"Can I stop for two days?"

"Well, good." Yu Yile nodded and assured, Lao Mao shook his head, "You guys study by yourself, the radio is still being adjusted, so you don't have to go to the playground to listen to the principal's ramblings this morning."

The second class burst into laughter, Yu Yile took out all the homework and handed it to the class leader at the same table.

"If the old class knows that I borrowed your homework for you to copy, what will he think?"

"Whatever he thinks, I didn't copy it."

Mi Yu frowned, "You didn't copy it?"

Yu Yile sighed, "That's right, my brother taught me, I don't even dare to say much."

"And you don't dare." He laughed twice, obviously not believing it.

"Do you know the power of my brother's words?" Yu Yile lowered his head and said to him, "If he says anything casually, my mother can't wait to chop me into pieces."

Mi Yu laughed, "You should."

"Hey, monitor," Yu Yile put his arms around his shoulders and pushed him onto the table, "My pocket money was confiscated by my mother this week, remember to take care of me."

"Small things, done."

Yu Yi was happy to see him so straightforward, and generously slapped him on the shoulder, "You are really the most righteous tablemate I have ever had!"

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In English class, Yu Yile always felt that the teacher was staring at him.

"Teacher, what's the matter?" He asked the teacher directly.

Teacher Liu was embarrassed for a moment, and then said, "Get up and read this paragraph."

"Give me two dollars!"

The whole class laughed and turned to look at the man standing by the door.

Yu Yile was confident, and stretched out his hand towards the teacher.

"I want you to read a book, and you ask me for money?"

"Teacher, I guess you must have some questions to ask me, or about me personally, if you want to know, just give me money."

Many people turned their heads to look at the teacher again, but the teacher took out the wallet and looked through it for a while, put it away again, and took out two steel coins from his trouser pocket.

"Go ahead."

The steel coin hit the table, Yu Yile immediately went to the podium with a smile and picked it up.

"The advanced speech skills in my notebook were all written by my brother. He taught me homework yesterday when he was free." Yu Yile smiled and sat back on the stool grinding two coins.

Teacher Liu shrugged, "Yu Yile, you can stand in class, I'm upset."

Yu Yile: "..."

The two steel forges exchanged four lollipops, gave one to the monitor, and stared at the words that did not belong to them on the notebook with the candy in their mouths.

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"Mom! I'm leaving!"

Mom was still wearing an apron, and rushed out quickly, "Put down your basketball!"

"Mom~" Yu Yile hid the basketball behind his back, "I won't delay my studies."

"It's not about you delaying your studies anymore. You have a monthly exam this week. Do you think I don't know?"

Yu Yile frowned, "Who did you hear that from?"

"Your class teacher!" Mom pointed to the broom in the corner, "Believe it or not, I'll light up for you early in the morning?"

"Mom!" Yu Yile reluctantly put down the basketball, "Then can you give me some pocket money? I'm hungry!"

"Okay, I'll ask your sister to bring a bag of dog food back today."

Yu Yile: "..."

Before Yu Yile could say anything, my mother turned back to the living room, and came back with a 1L bottle in her hand. It was a special water bottle for dad's travel, and the water in it had already been filled.

"Take it, rush if you're hungry."

Yu Yile: "..."

Heart silently: I am my own!I am biological!

Taking the kettle, "Let's go!"

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On the eve of the monthly exam, the test papers are like snowflakes, and I can't finish copying them.

Teacher Ma raised his head from the table, "This thing in your class is broken again..." After he finished speaking, he laughed twice.

Everyone turned their heads to look at Yu Yile tacitly. Yu Yile was relaxing his spine at the table in front of him. He put away his evil hand and stood up impatiently.

"This is internal information, don't pass it on after you finish copying it!" He handed the paper to Yu Yile, and Yu Yile gave him a glare, "You treat me to Qiaolezi later!"

"Who are you! Why should I invite you to eat!" Teacher Ma rolled his eyes and stood aside with his arms crossed.

Yu Yile shook the paper in his hand, "This is already the fourth time this month! You did it on purpose!"

Teacher Ma shrugged, "If you're so stingy, can you make a big deal in the future?"

"Then thank you teacher!" Yu Yile gave him a comfortable smile.

"Impossible! How much is my salary!"

"Teacher, you are a Geng this year!" Yu Yile asked him solemnly, "You still care about every detail with a brat like me when you are old!"

The whole class laughed.

Teacher Ma choked and waved his hand, "It's cheap for you!"

Yu Yile picked up the chalk, raised his hand and began to write.

Lu Qian paced back slowly with the back of his hands, and before he reached the door of his class, laughter came from the corridor, and he walked slowly.

"Although this Yu Yile is usually rough and rough, he really writes well."

"In the future, the more writing on the blackboard, the better." The teacher leaned against the wall and expressed emotion to the students.

Yu Yile shook his hand, and gave the teacher a squinting look.

Absolutely on purpose!

Lu Qian stood in the corridor outside, staring at his side face...and his exposed waist.

He was wearing a blue and white school uniform, with short short sleeves on his jacket, and his trousers were hanging loosely on his hip bones. The ties were not tied, and they hung in a straight line in front of his crotch. The clothes were clean, and the white part was spotless. The trousers were gray Stains all over the legs.

Yu Yile wrote the entire blackboard, took the paper and walked to the side, raised his head and saw Lu Qian's eyes.

"Why are you here?"

Lu Qian waved the car keys in his hand, "Come and get the car, and check on your class by the way."

"Brother, you've only been away for a few days, why are you still showing up to my class?"

"I'm just free today and want to borrow my dad's car. It's none of your business."

Yu Yile nodded, "Oh, then you can go." After speaking, he walked back to the classroom, picked up the blackboard brush, and erased some parts before writing.

He took another look at the road before walking forward.

After class, Yu Yile followed him every step of the way like Teacher Ma's tail.

"Teacher, I don't have time for class later."

"What are you afraid of? Although the school radio has been replaced with a new one, you don't need to do exercises between classes today."

Yu Yile was depressed after being told such a stupid thing over and over again, and quietly followed behind him.

Leaning on the desk, hands are pinching the leaves of an orchid.

"This is the flower of the political teacher in the third year of high school. If you die, you will pay for it."

Yu Yile withdrew her hand, "I'm your student, she should be embarrassed to scold me."

Teacher Ma rolled his eyes, "Let's go! Go! If you stay in my office for one minute longer, you will be in danger!"

"That's it!" Yu Yile picked up an oversized box of ice cream.

"Didn't you say Chorez?"

Yu Yile ignored him, took it out and tore off the lid, "I didn't bring any money."

Teacher Ma gritted his molars, took out his teacher card and brushed it for him.

"Teacher, it shouldn't be easy for you to sue. You are too embarrassed to haggle with me for such a one or two yuan." Yu Yile picked up the spoon, scooped a spoonful and put it in his mouth, with 'what do you want to do with me' written all over his body? ? 'The groaning.

Teacher Ma snorted.

"Why don't you ask students to swipe their cards to buy things? Otherwise, I wouldn't be begging you to buy me food."

"Hey," Teacher Ma exaggeratedly shouted, "You still know that you are so shameless. As your political teacher, I am very pleased."

"Faces can't be eaten. Those who put on their face all day long didn't even see you asking them to eat."

Teacher Ma glanced back at him, "I have a disturbed conscience. You did copy a lot of papers, so I'll treat you to dinner."

Yu Yile shrugged, "It doesn't matter, anyway, next time I copy you, just buy me to eat."

He looked at the basketball court and slapped the teacher on the shoulder, "Thank you teacher, I'll go first!"

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Lunch break

The bucket-like jug was placed under the table, and the water in it had been reduced by half.

Yu Yile stared at the meal card spinning on his fingertips.

"If I don't do anything else, I may have to crawl back in the afternoon."

"Didn't you just eat dinner?"

"It's not the same thing as eating," Yu Yile looked at Mi Yu, with 'you're a nerd' written in his eyes, "Three meals are a must, and I usually have snacks all the time."

"Didn't Teacher Ma treat you to an ice cream?"

"That's dessert, let alone for breakfast."

Yu Yile snapped his fingers, "There is a solution!"

Mi Yu didn't dare to ask him what to do, but saw him run away in a hurry. It would be great if this power of action was put on memorizing words.Everyone has become immune to his behavior of rushing out of the classroom at any time, anyway, he dare not skip class.

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The vice principal's door was knocked lightly.

"Come in!"

Yu Yile opened the door and glanced furtively.

"Uncle Lu, is there anyone?"

"Why are you here?" Uncle Lu crossed his hands on the table and looked at him with a smile.

Yu Yile closed the door, "Did I borrow your car this morning?"

"The news is very well-informed, what's the matter?"

"Do you know what he's taking it for?" Yu Yile wandered around without seeing anything, saw the fruit plate on the coffee table, and took an apple casually.

Uncle Lu thought for a while, "There is an event in his school, and he is leading the team. If it's not worth renting a car, he will borrow my car."

"Then when will he return?"

"Afternoon, what?"

"You must ask him to come to me, it's my life and death!" Yu Yile said with a serious expression while holding a gnawed apple.

Uncle Lu nodded, "OK."

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Yu Yile walked into the classroom, sat down, glanced at the empty stool next to him, and poked the shoulder of the person in front of him.

"Where's the squad leader?" You can't be scolded because of me.

The man turned his head, "Fucking call to the homeroom teacher, he went to pick it up."

"Oh." Yu Yile's eyes suddenly widened again, "Then won't I be exposed if I leave the classroom?"

"The squad leader said that you handed in the English penalty and copied."

Yu Yile was overwhelmed by the monitor's wisdom and planned to reward him later.

Mi Yu came back after a while, Yu Yile looked at him, his eyes were a little red.

"what happened?"

"My mother said that if you fail the monthly exam this time, you should not go back."

Yu Yile frowned, he was actually envious of living on campus, it would be nice to be able to hang out together at night.

"Besides, she doesn't even plan to celebrate my birthday next Monday, and she doesn't even mention it."

"Your... birthday?"

"Well," the squad leader sniffed.

"It's very simple," Yu Yile advised him, "You go home happily after the exam, and tell your mother that you did well in the exam, isn't it all right?"

"But the results will come out on Sunday."

Yu Yixin was so excited that he let out a hilarious voice, "Just say that you feel good, and that's it?"

"He's not you." The front desk turned back and dropped this sentence and sat back.

Yu Yile rubbed his nose, he had indeed used this trick before, trying to trick a bicycle, but the old lady saw it right away - call Uncle Lu...

"Then I don't know what to do."

Yu Yile lay down on the table, there were more than forty people in the class, he was in the late twenties, he looked like he was in the early thirties, but he had good luck in exams, and usually he could touch shit in big exams.

I touched a lot of shit when I was admitted to this school, and came in after a daze. Uncle Lu was surprised and sighed the fate.

Then there was a small disaster in three days, and a big disaster in five days, but they were all on the verge of reporting and criticizing, so many people didn't know that there was a person like him. Forcing my father to pay for road construction, so that my name will appear on the scroll of history in a different form.

"So I'm going to study hard and have an exam tomorrow."

Yu Yile hummed, he was thinking about studying for the monthly exam, but he was thinking about getting enough food and clothing. This is the gap...

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Knocking on the glass before the road, Yu Yile stopped the toy in his hand and looked over.

"Oh, my brother is here." Yu Yile ignored the scrutinizing gazes behind him, opened the back door and walked out.

Lu Qian held him by the neck, "Are you embroidering in class?"

"No, no," Yu Yile grabbed his clothes, "Just kidding, I'll learn."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Brother, can you lend me some money? My mother sealed my pocket money."

Lu Qian snorted, "Why don't you look for your sister?"

Didn't you come across...

"My sister doesn't allow me to go to her shop, and I don't dare to show it at home." Yu Yile frowned, "Brother, I'll give you the pocket money next week."

"Why don't you ask your classmate to borrow it?"

"Everyone is a student, who has the money to lend me." Yu Yile grabbed his arm, "Brother, you don't care about the two hundred at first glance, why should I find someone else?"

The face on the road turned cold, "That's why you came to me? I'll call your sister, you can go to her."

"No!" Yu Yile grabbed him, "I bald the hair on her squirrel tail the day before yesterday, and she has been angry recently."

He concealed the purpose of his visit, so he didn't want people to know that he really went to try dog ​​food.

Lu Qian: "..."

"Brother, I beg you..."

Lu Qian took out his wallet compassionately, "How much do you want?"

"two hundred!"

Lu Qian looked up at him, "You only get a hundred pocket money a week!"

"The monthly exam tomorrow, the parents' meeting next Monday, my payday is on Monday..."

"Then how do you pay it back?"

"Life!"

"Get out!" After finishing speaking, he planned to put away his wallet.

In normal times, he would snatch all the meat to his mouth, but the opponent was Lu Qian, and he was afraid that he would sue him.

"Brother, I have something to do. It's Mi Yu's birthday. I want to buy him something."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lu Qian's face darkened again, but he still opened his wallet, picked and picked, and took out two ten-yuan bills for him.

"If you fail the monthly exam, I'll tell auntie about the immoral things you've done."

Yu Yile looked at the banknotes and frowned.

"elder brother……"

"There's more!" Lu Qian turned around again, "Don't look for me for such crap in the future, be careful I'll beat you!"

"Then don't want the thing I promised you last time?"

Lu Qian paused, turned around leisurely, and tapped his hand in the void, "I'll be back this Saturday, forget it next week."

It means that there is no way, what is promised is what is promised.

Yu Yile walked back to the classroom with the money, and picked up the cross stitch again.

"Lady dictates words later, I'll see what you do!"

Yu Yile glanced at him, "Eat his food, no matter what, I have to give him face, this time I will scare him."

As he said that, he took out the notebook and slapped it on the table domineeringly, but he finished the rest of the cross-stitch in his hand.

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