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([-]) Become a loyal fan of dumplings

"Boss, four dumplings, pork and celery." Feng Yiqing smiled at Ding Yi lying on the table at the entrance of the stall.

Ding Yi glanced at him blankly, and said "En" unwillingly.

"After I ate the dumplings yesterday," Feng Yiqing deliberately paused, and when the person in front of him looked at him, he licked his lips like Ding Yi did that day, "the taste is really good."

Ding Yi pursed his lower lip and narrowed his phoenix eyes. To be honest, he is very upset now. After he played the game angrily last night, in his dream he swung the bamboo stick all night, and he woke up in the morning as if he had been raped. Exhausted, so now he is really not in the mood to deal with the handsome ALPHA in front of him.

"If you want to eat delicious dumplings, you'd better shut up!"

Feng Yiqing looked at Ding Yi who was about to spit fire in his eyes, turned around and sat down with a rare good temper, this OMEGA is quite interesting.

"Hey, is that handsome guy here again?" Qiu Zifei poked his head out of the back kitchen and looked, "Does he have unreasonable thoughts about me?"

"He's not blind."

"Say it again, Ding Xiaosan!!"

"Here, dumplings." Ding Yi put the basin in front of Feng Yiqing, it was indeed a basin, someone else's dumplings were served in a bowl, only a basin can hold Master Feng's dumplings!

"Can't you just smile?" Feng Yiqing tilted his head and looked at Ding Yi.

"Does it have anything to do with you?"

"I am the customer, and the customer is God."

"Oh," Ding Yi turned around, "Will love come or not?"

Feng Yiqing was stunned for a moment, picked up a dumpling and put it in his mouth, then smiled, it was the first time he insisted on being a repeat customer in such a shameless manner, who made the dumpling so delicious.

Back in the dormitory, Feng Yiqing was still thinking about Ding Yi's expressionless face, he was obviously handsome, why did he have a dead face.

"Yiqing, there is a game tonight, do you want to go?" Gu Han leaned half of his body from the bed when he heard the sound.

"Sleeping again?" Feng Yiqing frowned, "You are either sleeping or sleeping with a woman."

"It's just a hobby," Gu Han smiled lazily, and lay back down again, "Are you going tonight?"

"are you going?"

"go."

"I'll go as well."

In fact, Feng Yiqing really hates this kind of dinner, it's nothing more than spending time and drinking in the entertainment venue, but recently, Gu Han's state is not right, he must follow, he is not at ease.

In the evening, the two of them came to the largest night market in D City as promised. After pushing open the complicated carved door, the inside was as usual, resplendent and full of people coming and going.

"Hello Master Feng, Master Gu." The foreman in a black vest and white shirt quickly came over and bowed, "Master Ji has been waiting on the third floor for a long time."

"En." Feng Yiqing responded casually, and went up to the third floor under the leadership of the foreman.

The foreman pushed open the door respectfully, and the huge box was already filled with demons dancing wildly.

"Here, here! Yiqing, Xiaohan!" Ji Mingyu sat on the sofa in the middle and waved his hands.

Feng Yiqing frowned impatiently, and dragged Gu Han to sit down.

"Haha, I'm really proud of myself, to be able to invite us Feng Shao." Ji Mingyu patted Feng Yiqing's back with a cigarette in his mouth, and handed over a glass of wine carelessly.

"Look at your virtue," Feng Yiqing hid dissatisfiedly, but took the wine, "Drink less."

"You know that Feng Shao loves others." Ji Mingyu rested his head on Feng Yiqing's shoulder, "Hey, I'm getting engaged."

Feng Yiqing was taken aback, and put the wine on the table, "What's going on?"

"What else can it be?" Ji Mingyu smiled indifferently, "A commercial marriage, the daughter of the Lin family is an OMEGA, my parents are optimistic about it, so it's settled."

"What about you?" Feng Yiqing pushed his head on his shoulder.

"Does my idea count?" Ji Mingyu looked lonely, "I'm like a bred ALPHA dog, I'll have sex with whomever you ask me to."

"Don't belittle yourself." Feng Yiqing's face darkened, "If you don't want to, just say it."

"Say, tell me a fart!" Ji Mingyu also got excited and sat up straight, "My old man can't understand human speech at all."

Feng Yiqing smiled coldly, "You idiot!"

"I'm not you," Ji Mingyu lowered his voice, "I dare not."

"Don't you dare?" Feng Yiqing raised his eyebrows, "That's not what you said when you pressed Chi Mo on the bed*."

"You!" Ji Mingyu's eyes were red, "Why did you mention him!"

"It's free! Let's do it!" Feng Yiqing straightened the collar of his shirt, then stood up, kicked the table in front of him, the glass table top was mixed with wine bottles and glasses, and it shattered all over the floor.

Everyone was stunned, not knowing what happened, someone turned off the music, turned on the ceiling light, and everyone's eyes focused on Feng Yiqing who was standing there.

"Listen up, everyone here," Feng Yiqing said with a gloomy face, "I don't care about Ji Mingyu's trash, but in the future, whoever dares to give Gu Han a woman, I'll catch them all!"

Everyone was stunned, it was obviously Ji Shaozan's game, so why did it involve Gu Shao.

Feng Yiqing kicked Ji Mingyu, "I'm so fucking worthless for Chi Mo!" Then

Pulling Gu Han up, he left without looking back.

"Hehe," Ji Mingyu covered his face with his hands, and said softly, "I'm not worth the fuck for myself."

"Why are you crazy?" Gu Han shook his arms and broke away from Feng Yiqing's hand, and said dissatisfiedly, "You just disrespected Ming Yu too much."

"Shall I give him face?" Feng Yiqing seemed to have heard some terrible joke, "Why should I give him face? Who has given Chi Mo face?"

"Yiqing!" Gu Han's voice turned cold, "They have already broken up, and Chi Mo has already left."

"You know why he left!" Feng Yiqing roared, "You know! I know! Why didn't Ji Mingyu know?"

"This is Chi Mo's hope, and we have already promised him." Gu Han's eyes were full of pain, "You can't go back on your word."

"I can't go back on my word?" Feng Yiqing laughed angrily, "Damn it, who on earth is going back on his word? You promised me to live a good life, did you do it? Ji Mingyu promised Chi Mo to persevere, did he do it?"

"..." Gu Han opened his mouth, but couldn't make any sound.

"Let me tell you, Gu Han," Feng Yiqing grabbed his collar, "Remember, from today onwards you will play games with me, and if you touch any woman, I will break your legs .”

"Why do you bother with me anymore?" Gu Han smiled sadly, "Too worried will make you grow old."

"Fart! I'm in the prime of my life!"

After the two returned to the dormitory that night, under Feng Yiqing's coercion, Gu Han downloaded the game and registered an account, and played a male monk.

"What's your name, I'll add you." Feng Yiqing logged into the game, and the first thing he did was Jia Ding, a white friend, and temporarily gave up after being rejected ten times.

"Cute little light bulb." Gu Han carefully looked at the fashions in the mall, and tried them on his big monk one by one.

"What's your name?" Feng Yiqing turned around with a look of disbelief.

"Cute little light bulb." Gu Han repeated it calmly.

"*!" Feng Yiqing shook his head in shock, "I wanted to take you in as an apprentice, so just stay where it's cool now!"

"No, I'm self-reliant." Gu Han smiled and began to recharge, "I'll decorate my master first."

Ten minutes later, the cute little bulb appeared in Xinshou Village wearing a fairy appearance and riding a special effect Baoju.

"Yiqing, what am I doing now?"

"Follow the mission instructions to upgrade."

"You won't take me?"

"I'm busy." Feng Yiqing replied lazily, and continued to harass Ding Yibai in the game.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding Yi's head was so big, this man was a model of shamelessness, which made him furious.

[World] Ding Yibai: Do you owe Qing Cang a sword?

【World】Qing Cang Sword: Please*

[World] My slave's name is Li Kui: Master, what's wrong with you?Was it drugged?

[World] Fire of Karma: Qingcang Bitch

[World] Dimo: The idiot upstairs

【World】Lingling: The Truth Upstairs

[World] Yu Huai: Domineering Upstairs

Qiu Zifei looked at the World Channel, then turned to look at Ding Yi, "San'er, are you a broken jar?"

"Why?" Ding Yi raised his eyes, "I still can't get him?"

"You can be raped," Qiu Zifei said seriously, "The Great God Qingcang is ALPHA."

"..." Ding Yi was stunned, and then he slammed the mouse angrily, "Fuck ALPHA! Fuck OMEGA!"

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Come * me.

[Secret chat] Ding Yibai: Are you sick?

【Secret Chat】Qing Cang Yijian: Yes

[Secret chat] Ding Yibai: Then go and treat it! !

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Adding me as a friend is equivalent to curing my illness!

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Do you think I'm stupid?Plus you must kill me!

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: No, I like you very much, you have a personality.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Are you fooled by me?

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: You are right, I have never been poked for so long or so many times.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: ...

[Secret Chat] Qing Cang Yijian: I'm addicted, come and *me.

[Secret chat] Ding Yibai: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, big brother, let me go! ! !

[Secret chat] Qing Cang's sword: add friends.

Ding Yibai was speechless and exhausted. He just wanted to play a game quietly, instead of being wiped out of the world as soon as he went online!In order to avoid unnecessary troubles, he only kept the few friends he often played with, and he still couldn't avoid going to the world every day!Being watched every day!

[Secret chat] Ding Yibai: You can join me, but you must promise not to pursue this matter again.

[Secret chat] Qing Cang Yijian: Yes, I promise you, I regret that I am a dog.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Alright then.

Ding!Ding Yibai asked to add you as a friend.

Feng Yiqing smiled secretly, nodded at the speed of light to accept.

[Secret chat] Qing Cang strikes a sword: Stop me, Xiao Baibai.

[Secret Chat] Ding Yibai: Why?

[Secret chat] Qing Cang's sword: exchange feelings, turn hostility into friendship.

Ding!Ding Yibai sent an invitation to join the team.

Hehe, Feng Yiqing shook the mouse, his eyes were shining, and he finally caught you.

Ding Yibai was digging for medicine in the clear spring valley in the sea of ​​flowers, when he suddenly heard two ding dings!Then a big gold ingot appeared on his head.

Then a system notification flashed across the screen: There are many grievances and grievances in the world, and there is a reward of 100000 gold for Ding Yibai's head from unknown knights. We hope all the heroes will help!

The world suddenly boiled! 100000 gold!Countless killers immediately opened the world map, waiting for an opportunity.

[World] My name is cutie: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, could it be the great god Qingcang? ?

[World] Lingling: Master, you are so arrogant!

[World] Ye Huo: Qing Cang Sha Pen!

"Damn it!" Qiu Zifei hurriedly turned his head and yelled at Ding Yibai, "Hurry up and enter the dungeon, enter the dungeon!"

"Huh?" Ding Yi was a little confused, and Qiu Zifei rushed over. As soon as he picked up Ding Yi's mouse, he saw a golden light falling from the sky, Ding Yibai's ashen figure was pushed out, and then a group of brilliant skill special effects , Ding Yibai successfully rushed to the street.

System notification: Ding Yibai was seriously injured within the time limit!Unsung heroes can go to the couriers in major cities to receive rewards!

Ding Yi and Qiu Zifei looked at each other.

[Nearby] Qing Cang smiled: Get up *me.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Your words don't count!You group me just to see my position!You still offer me a reward!You retreat to kill me!

[Nearby] Qing Cang smiled: You are right.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: What you said about repentance is a dog.

[Nearby] Qing Cang smiled: Wang Wang Wang!

Ding Yi was stunned, and looked at Qiu Zifei in disbelief, "This is the great god you speak of?"

"Uh..." Qiu Zifei's eyes flickered, "Soldiers never tire of cheating. Soldiers never tire of cheating. The master has read a lot of military books!"

"Soldiers don't tire of cheating! This is shameless!" Ding Yifei was about to explode with rage!

"I told you a long time ago that he is not easy to mess with, but you didn't listen, and I didn't bother to talk to you. I took my apprentice there." Qiu Zifei curled his lips and returned to his seat.

"I'm in dire straits, you still have the mood to accept apprentices!!"

Chou Zifei turned a deaf ear and looked at the master jumping around in front of him with a kind smile on his face.

[Nearby] Qing Cang smiled: Counseling, get up!

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Get fucked!

[Nearby] Qing Cang smiled: Take your broken stick, get up!

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: I'm too lazy to talk to you!

Ding Yi narrowed his eyes and chose to go back to the camp, but after standing there for only two seconds, he rushed to the street again in the camp.

In the light circle of the resurrection point, there are dozens of players who traced the gang standing against the dome.

Ding Yi lost his temper, he was guarded by the corpse.

[Nearby] Qingcang Yijian: Get up*

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Stupid X, get out!

"Chou Qiu, what should I do if I am guarded?"

"Cold salad!" Chou Zifei didn't turn his head, "There's still a pot of dumpling stuffing that hasn't been mixed yet, why don't you go down the assembly line and mix it."

"..." Ding Yi thought for a while, it's okay, anyway, it's no fun to lie down like this.

[Nearby] Ding Yibai: Silly dog, I'm going to make dumplings, you just watch over, I'll wait for you in my dream, wave!

Ding Yi didn't wait for Qing Cang's sword to reply, he went offline in seconds, and happily hummed a little tune to chop meat stuffing.

[Nearby] The servant's name is Li Kui: Master, are you still guarding?

[Nearby] Qing Cang strikes a sword: let's go.

Dozens of members of the dome scattered away, only Qing Cang was left standing alone at the resurrection point, his mind was full of the word "dumplings", and he decided to eat tomorrow.

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Cuties who don't like online game articles can also read it. Online games are just an opportunity for the two to get to know each other, and the article is still based on reality.