How to hug a bunny

"You guys, the dumplings are ready." Qiu Zifei put the two pots in front of Feng Yiqing and Du Jue, and greeted with a half-smile: "Use it slowly, both of you."

"Wait," Feng Yiqing raised his eyebrows, "Where's that giant OMEGA?"

"I'm sorry, we don't have the kind of creature you mentioned here." Qiu Zifei gave a serious look, "Also, next time, please speak the common language of the same species."

"The common language of the same species?" Du Jue looked at Qiu Zifei's back thoughtfully, "He can turn corners and curse people."

"So we didn't speak human language." Feng Yiqing took a bite of the dumpling with a grim complexion, it was tender and juicy, instantly killing all the dumplings he had eaten in the past 20 years, and the giant OMEGA suddenly became less hideous.

"Holy shit, this is too delicious." Du Jue took a mouthful, eating until his lips became greasy, "Just because of this taste, I will admit that I am a pig."

"Promise." Feng Yiqing snorted coldly, but the speed of making dumplings continued unabated.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it tastes really good." Chou Zifei leaned against the door of the back kitchen and shook his head, "They all look good, why are you so stupid."

"Are there any ALPHAs who are not brain-dead?" Ding Yi said on his lips, but he looked at Feng Yiqing and Du Jue with a bit of joy in his eyes. It is really gratifying for others to recognize his skills so much.

The two of them ate up the two bowls of dumplings and then left. Qiu Zifei was shocked. In another scene, he really thought that these two ALPHAs were refugees from somewhere.

"Ah, I'm so full!" Du Jue touched his chubby belly, and refused to go back to Feng Yiqing's dormitory. "Yiqing, do you still want to play games?"

"Well, the giant almost bound materials." Feng Yiqing was annoyed at the thought of this, and made a decision while turning on the computer. The first thing he did when he went online was to blacklist Xue Lian and Liu Xiaowan.

I thought that the other party was a girl before, and I was too terrific due to the lack of sympathy. I never thought that the two of them would use the friend panel to locate his position like a radar every day, and even the last bit of restraint was not necessary.

Seeing that he had logged into the game, Du Jue hurried over, "Why is your name so popular, and you started massacring and mutilating fellow immortals again?"

"Well, I met a funny guy." With a cigarette in his mouth, Feng Yiqing controlled Qing Cang's sword and flew to Feihua Valley again. The god-level iron mine was still a dozen or so away, and he had to guard the refresh point.

"Your equipment is good enough, why are you still obsessed with giants? Have you never thought about flirting with a cute OMEGA?" Du Jue looked at the white-clothed sword on the screen, and couldn't help nodding. Very handsome.

"Not interested!" Feng Yiqing took a deep breath of the cigarette, "It's really troublesome to mark it accidentally."

"I don't think there is anything that you don't find troublesome." Du Jue sighed quietly, "It's a good thing I don't have your face, and it's a good thing I'm more ethical than Gu Han, or I'll definitely die from exhaustion."

"No," Feng Yiqing dug another piece of god-level iron ore, "Isn't Gu Han alive and well?"

"He's so talented!" As soon as Du Jue finished speaking, the door was pushed open. Gu Han came in and asked with a smile, "What kind of talent? Why don't I know?"

Du Jue looked at Feng Yiqing's handsome silhouette, then at Gu Han's elegant face, with a gloomy expression on his face, "They're all Alphas, why rush each other!" Then he slammed the door and walked out.

"What's wrong with him?" Gu Han was a little puzzled, "Isn't Young Master Du very handsome, is there any need to envy us?"

"Convulsions regularly." Feng Yiqing stopped the character at the refresh point, turned around and looked at Gu Han, "Are you sure you don't need to invigorate the kidney?"

"Why don't you try?" Gu Han smiled like a spring breeze. He lowered his head and smelled the white shirt on his body, then frowned, took it off, rolled it up and threw it into the trash can.

"Do you have self-abuse tendencies?" Feng Yiqing looked at him coldly, "Why do you hate women so much and still hug them?"

"Of course..." Gu Han lit a cigarette, "Because it's warm, you know I'm afraid of the cold."

Feng Yiqing glanced at him, stopped talking, turned around and continued to guard the god-level iron mine.Afraid of the cold?I can't believe it...

Feng Yiqing occasionally glanced at the game while watching a movie. Other players saw him squatting here, and they were very conscious not to do anything. They just hung up for more than 3 hours in such a boring way. The mine was finally only two short.

Feng Yiqing looked at the time, he might as well take a shower first, it won't be too much of a problem if the number stops there, but after all, it's a hundred secrets, and when he comes back refreshed, the game's bull B boom boom The invincible Qing Cang Yijian was already lying in the sea of ​​flowers in a rushing posture.

It seems that this game is quite fair, because whether it is the master or dish B, the posture after death is quite awkward.

Feng Yiqing wiped the water droplets on his neck with a towel, and hooked the corners of his mouth, a little interesting.

He clicked on the damage record, and the smile on his face slowly disappeared...

Ding Yibai's tattered bamboo stick did 450 damage to you

Ding Yibai's tattered bamboo stick did 590 damage to you

Ding Yibai's tattered bamboo stick did 450 damage to you

……

The corner of Feng Yiqing's mouth twitched, this idiot poked him with a bamboo stick for 20 minutes!

Ding Yibai?He recalled the name in his mind, the former enemy?The defeated one?From a rival gang?But there has never been any information feedback.

Thinking of this, he opened the friend search, entered the three words Ding Yibai, and then a gray and adult male Feihua appeared on the interface.Wearing a rank 450 tribute outfit, it's still a milk outfit! No wonder he had to poke him with a broken bamboo stick, otherwise he would just be milked to death.

Feng Yiqing clicked on the friend application, but was rejected by the other party in seconds, clicked again, rejected again... The two of them tossed back and forth 10 times.In the end, Feng Yiqing lost his patience, he decided that after catching someone, he must first peel the skin before cramping!

[World] Qingcang Yijian: Ding Yibai and me

[World] Little Leaping Frog: Damn, are my eyes dazzled?

[World] The next door screamed: No, you have no flowers, you are a real master!

[World] The neighbor next door hahaha laughed: I have confirmed the eyes, it is a real master!

[World] Little Matchmaker: Ah, God, look here, look here, please push it down!

[World] Qingcang Yijian: Ding Yibai and me

[World] Qingcang Yijian: Ding Yibai and me

[World] Qingcang Yijian: Ding Yibai and me

[World] Jumping Candy: Wow, it turns out that the master can also swipe the screen!

[World] Yehuo: Qingcang's big pen!

Qiu Zifei glanced at the world, frowned, turned around and asked the people behind him, "San'er, do you know the Great God Qingcang?"

"Who?" Ding Yi waved his shovel, digging up the cassia seeds one by one.

"Qing Cang strikes a sword."

"Ah, that psychopath." Ding Yi smiled, "He hung up just now, and I killed him."

"What?" Qiu Zifei raised his voice, "It's nothing, why did you provoke him?"

"It's him who provoked me!" Ding Yi got angry when he thought about it, "The meat is like a bloody cow, I'm sore from poking it."

"..." Chou Zifei breathed a sigh of relief, "You're an idiot, how did you beat him to death?"

"A tattered bamboo stick." Ding Yi smiled slyly with a paralyzed face, two small dimples appeared at the corners of his mouth, and his cold face suddenly became a bit more charming, "It turns out that the bamboo stick is also Knowing and critical."

"You've gotten into trouble." Chou Zifei turned around blankly, called up the guild management interface, tapped it lightly, and then the guild swiped a message.

System notification: Ding Yibai deviated from the norms and was expelled from the Blind and Barren Bounce Society.

"Damn it!" Ding Yibai was furious, "Why are you kicking me for nothing!"

"Because I don't want to leave the gang. Although our gang says that you can dance blindly if you have nothing to do, but who told you to dance without looking at the object!" Chou Zifei clapped his hands and solved the trouble, feeling refreshed immediately.

[Guild] Haier is attacking: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, why did you kick our little cutie.

[Guild] Haier is a shou: err, deputy leader, why did you kick our little cutie.

[Guild] Hand speed 350: Hey, how did you kick our little cutie, deputy leader?

[Guild] Flounder: Hey, how did you kick our little cutie, the deputy gang leader?

[Guild] Concubine Qiu: He killed Qing Cang who hung up with a sword.

[Guild] Haier is attacking: ...

[Guild] Flounder: Isn't it good to be alive? Why does San'er want to die!

[Guild] Fengzhilan: The deputy gang is wise and the deputy gang is mighty!

[Guild] Hand speed 350: Beautiful kick, wonderful kick!

Ding Yi looked at Chou Zifei's screen with an expressionless face, yes, expressionless face, turned around and sat back in his seat, clattering his fingers like flying.

[World] Ding Yibai: Qing Cang strikes a sword, I won't add you, idiot!Convex! !

[World] Little Leaping Frog: Damn, the real man upstairs!

[World] Yehuo: Someone finally admits that Qing Cang's sword is stupid.

[World] My slave's name is Li Kui: Ye Huo dog shut up!Come to the arena, grandpa will teach you how to be a man!

[World] Qing Cang Xiaofennen: Karma Dog can only shout in the world!Coward!

[World] Yehuo: Shut up the bastards of the dome!Grandpa feels sick when you talk!

[World] Ding Yibai: Qing Cang strikes a sword, is it good to be stabbed by Lao Tzu's stick?

[World] Little Leaping Frog: What did I see? ? ?

[World] Qing Cang is the general attack: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! !What stick? ?Can it be long or short or thick or twitchy? ?

"Hehe," Ding Yibai sneered twice, and asked Qiu Zifei disdainfully, "Is this Qingcang really powerful?"

"No, not great." Qiu Zifei shook his head lightly, "That is the number one in the PK list, that is, the leader of the largest guild dome, that is, the number one in the local tyrants, that is, people who don't talk too much, that is ..."

"Stop!" Ding Yi widened his eyes, "Are you serious?"

"What do you think?" Qiu Zifei returned your self-seeking look.

"This, what's the matter." Ding Yi smiled, "It's a big deal, I can't get out of the main city."

"He can lead the whole gang against the guards of the main city and drive to slaughter and torture you."

"I hid in a small corner of the map and he couldn't find me."

"He will put a reward on you, and hire the Mingjiao killer group to find the shining gold ingot mark on the map one by one."

"Damn it!" Ding Yi was a little confused, "It's just killing him once, why don't you be so mad!"

"He's just so insane! Anyone who provokes him will first start a gang war, then break up the gang, and then fight until he surrenders."

"I'm afraid he is not a psychopath."

"It's possible." Chou Zifei shrugged his shoulders, "Dear little San'er, please ask for blessings."

Ding Yi stiffly turned back to his 181 body, and then saw a message from the world.

[World] Qing Cang strikes a sword: cool!I want to do it again!

[World] Ding Yibai: ...

[World] The slave's family is Li Kui: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[World] Dimo: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boss, you have to calm down!

[World] Qingcang is the main attack: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you have to remember that you are attacking!Emperor attack!

The "ding" message reminded that Ding Yi opened the secret chat, and was immediately swiped by a group of strangers' messages.

[Secret chat] The slave's family is Li Kui: This strong man, do you really have an affair with our boss?

[Secret chat] Dimo: Strong man, is our boss's little chrysanthemum fresh and tender?

[Secret chat] Haier is attacking: Xiao Saner, you are promising!

[Secret chat] Yehuo: Brother, are you fucking a dog?

……

Ding Yi couldn't see it, he kept scrolling through the messages, he had no choice but to close the secret chat channel.

Alas, as a strong OMEGA with a height of 181, he has been weather-beaten since he was a child. Everyone looked at him with shocked eyes, and then added a knife: Are you really OMEGA?

The robust Ding Xiaosan'er no longer longs for a beautiful love, he just wants to be a salted fish in the game and live a leisurely life, so it's rare that this kind of thing doesn't work?can't you?

Ding!Liu Xiaowan has added you as an enemy.

Ding!Xuelian has added you as an enemy.

Ding!Yehuo requests to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

Ding!Qing Cang asked to add you as a friend.

……

God!Ding Yi wanted to cry but had no tears, and exited the game with a blank face, it's okay for the goddamn old man to go offline!