[Taizhong] reverse double black

The former Shuanghei walked into the bar one after the other, and Chuya walked in front with his head downcast, followed by the refreshed Dazai Osamu. Just by looking at the facial expressions of the two of them, it was Zhongya who paid the bill tonight. also.

"Boss, open me the most expensive wine~"

"Just give him a cup of detergent!"

"Wow——Chuya, you are so kind, the boss wants a big cup of cleaning agent!"

"Drink you to death!"

The two sat side by side in the corner of the bar. Dazai took off his coat and lay down on the table. He no longer had a good man's smile on his face. His expressionless face with lowered eyes was closer to his image in the Mafia period. .

Zhong also clicked his tongue and drank on his own.

Dazai stretched out his fingers and poked the ice cubes in the glass one by one, constantly replaying what [Chuya] said in his mind.

After hearing those words, it is false to say that there is no touch.

In terms of insight into people's hearts, Dazai has an innate talent. He can always easily see through the desires that others try to hide. The only person in his life who can't see through is himself. He doesn't know what he wants.

He thought that what he regretted most was not being able to save Oda Tsukuru, but he didn't expect that in another world, [Dazai Osamu] who saved [Oda Tsukuru] was also depressed.

He thought that the last thing he regretted was leaving the Mafia, but he didn't expect that he thought he had buried the past, but in fact he was still entangled with the past, and even sat and drank with the "Mr. Past" whom he wanted to blow up most.

He thought that if he had the chance to kill Mr. Mori, he would be merciless and would never regret it, but now it seems... well, let’s not mention Mr. Mori, at least he won’t have to worry about "should I kill Ango and give Oda "as a funeral", it is meaningless, and it may cause even more trouble.

Dazai sighed, I can't stand this character even myself.

Zhong Ye glared at him, "Why are you moaning, looking for bad luck!"

"Hey Chuya, what's your reason for living every day?" Dazai tilted his head and said in a very serious tone, "Answer me seriously, don't use excuses like 'beat you' to perfuse me."

"Huh?" Zhong Ye looked puzzled, "You ask me? For me, I can eat, sleep, fight, drink, and spend money. How many friends can drink with me all night, and how many enemies can make me feel better?" I'm not bored, I'll be fine in this life, what reason do I need?"

Dazai made a disgusted face, "The life of a bastard and a drunkard is worthless."

Chuya immediately snapped back, "You have value! The value of your stinky fish is reflected in the waste of public resources by committing suicide every day, increasing the chances of ordinary citizens to act bravely, and polluting the rivers and rivers in Yokohama!"

Dazai clutched his chest exaggeratedly, "Chuya, your complaints today are very sharp, I was a little hurt."

"Pretentious." Zhong also gave him a sideways glance, "You can explain to me, why do you have so much bitterness and hatred, others live a lifetime, you also live a lifetime, why do you live so tired, you are simply sick. "

Dazai also wondered, "Yeah, why am I so tired?" Even those people who are worthless like fifty cents can find one or two reasons to live, why can't I find one.

It is also very clear what Dazai is pursuing, and the pursuit of death has first appeared as early as Dazai's childhood.At that time, Dazai was not so good at disguising, just like all teenagers in the second stage of middle school, he liked to talk about his dreams endlessly, and his partner was also abused by him.

Fortunately, Nakane Komono is right, otherwise the "evil duo" that once shocked the dark world will become a "suicide duo".

Knowing and knowing, Chuya can't empathize, and he doesn't want to empathize with the suicidal maniac. He just laughs at Osamu Dazai's idiot dream as always, and fulfills the responsibility of an old enemy-to give bad ideas to his old enemy!

Zhong also raised the corners of his mouth and showed a bit of a bad smile, "You might as well find a woman to fall in love with, find a woman you really like, and have a serious relationship, maybe when you fall in love, you will I don't want to throw myself into the river."

Dazai touched his chin, "How should ordinary people fall in love?"

He is also inexperienced in this kind of thing, but he is too familiar with Osamu Dazai's routines, and he can casually mention five, six, seven or eight negative cases, "First of all, when you invite women on dates, go to coffee shops or movie theaters more, don't Invite people to die in love as soon as you open your mouth, so you can save yourself a few slaps."

"Yeah, that makes sense, what else?" Dazai listened carefully.

"Then, don't add bombs when you send flowers on Valentine's Day. You blew up my office last time, and I haven't settled with you yet! Fortunately, it's me, and you would have killed me if I were an ordinary woman!"

Osamu Dazai rubbed his nose, and said to himself: I have only given you flower bombs in my life, but if I give them to other people, I am really afraid of blowing up people by mistake.

Chuya was still saying, "And the most important point, the next time you give someone chocolate, don't make it yourself, the chocolate you made is really terrible... I just took a sip and sent it to the torture department Make the most of it.”

Dazai was shocked, "You really ate it!"

Zhong Ye looked puzzled, "I'm curious, didn't you say that you can't kill people if you eat it, so I tasted it."

Mr. Dazai who was speechless: "..."

Nakaya wrung his fingers and talked for a long time. Thinking of Dazai's unspeakable crimes, he couldn't help but regret, "No, I shouldn't encourage you to fall in love. The woman you fell in love with is too miserable. It's a sin. I'd rather live alone. suits you."

Osamu Dazai was sad at 45°, "The problem is, I haven't met anyone I like yet."

Chuya was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't quite understand Dazai's meaning, "Didn't you claim to be a murderer from the age of eight to 80, and have an army of ex-girlfriends enough to wipe out the Mafia?"

Mr. Dazai looked up at the ceiling.

Chuya opened his mouth wide, "Hey, aren't you? There are so many little girls chasing you, but you haven't caught any of them? Are you worthy of all the bachelors in Yokohama! Doesn't your conscience hurt!"

Zhong also suddenly realized, "Oh, by the way, you have no conscience."

The heartless Mr. Dazai was completely depressed, he lay face down on the table and hummed, "I don't have feelings for them."

"No feeling?" Nakahara Nakahara, who is also a bachelor, was also at a loss for a moment, and suddenly seemed to think of something, he carefully looked at the back of Dazai's head, and unconsciously softened his tone, "Then what... do you have a hidden disease?" Ah, did you go to the Andrology Hospital, didn’t you get beaten up by me?” Then I’m really sorry.

"chu——ya——" Dazai raised his head, there were still red marks left on his forehead, and he looked at Chuya with a particularly resentful look, "I can guarantee that my body is fine, do you want to verify it yourself? .”

Zhong Ye coughed twice, raised his glass and drank it down, trying to make himself analyze like a love expert, "Since it's not a physical problem, it's a psychological reason, have you been turned into a lolicon by Mr. Mori? Accusation? Gay?"

A smile flashed in Dazai's eyes, "How about, let's test it."

Zhongyete asked purely, "How to try?"

Dazai hooked his fingers at him, "Come here and let me kiss you to see if I'm gay."

Zhong Ye stared at him, "Get out! I'm not! Who wants to be kissed by a fish!"

Dazai smiled, and suddenly changed the subject, "Actually, there is something I've always been curious about. When we first formed a double black, Chuya obviously hated me so much and didn't trust me at all. Why did he change his attitude later on?"

Zhong Ye squinted at him, "Why are you asking about this, they're all disbanded anyway."

Dazai poured him wine, "Let's talk, I want to know."

Zhong also touched his chin, "It happened so many years ago, I can't remember it clearly, it seems that once we failed in our mission and were captured, I limped a leg and lay in the hospital for half a month... ..."

Dazai thought for a while, "That was when we were 13 years old. We were caught by the enemy. One of your legs was almost crippled. I was tortured too much and almost died. When I ran away, I lost consciousness the whole time. It was you who carried me out. of."

"Well, it was that time, you still have a good memory."

Zhong Ye shook the wine glass, drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, and the memory of many years ago gradually became clear.

"At that time, I found you with a limp leg. You really had only one breath left. The enemy's torturers gave up on you. You were thrown on the ground like a rag. It looked like you were being served on the table to eat The half-cooked mackerel was returned because it was too unpalatable, and it was put in the kitchen for three days before being poured into the slop bucket, so exciting!"

Thinking of the scene at that time, Chuya touched Dazai's wine glass, feeling very good.

"Cheers to Osamu Dazai who almost died!"

Dazai drank the glass of wine speechlessly, "What's the point?"

"The point is that you cried."

"I'm crying?" Dazai's beautiful peach eyes slightly widened.

Zhong Ye squinted his eyes halfway, his sea-blue pupils were particularly bright, "Not only did you cry, but you also cried terribly, the teardrops fell down, it must have been injected with some kind of drug, and you were emotionally broken , don't recognize me at all."

Zhongye drank the wine and continued to recall, "Probably the wound on your body hurts too much. When I carried you out, you cried and called my name, and said repeatedly, 'Zhongye, I hurt so much'" Zhongye Save me', and then you started calling Mr. Mori, Mrs. Hongye, Mr. Hirotsu, almost everyone you know, and calling you all the messy nicknames you gave me over and over again."

Dazai's face is extremely smelly, this is definitely a stain on his life!

However, Chuya smiled, not mocking, not sneering, but a genuinely happy smile, "That was the first time I saw your desire to survive, the first time I felt that you were like a human being, you also had emotions, sorrows and joys, you You are also eager to live, you have not lost your qualifications to be a human being."

"The way you cry is much more pleasing to the eye than your usual half-dead look."

Dazai stared at his old partner, Chuya's drunken face showed a healthy red, his sea blue pupils shone brightly, his pale lips that smelled of alcohol opened and closed, and he could vaguely see the neat white teeth and A little tongue that moves restlessly.

Zhong also licked his dry lower lip to moisturize again, and continued: "Then I thought, I should treat you better, you are my partner, I should trust you, at least before you betray me, I should be unconditional I trust you because we all want to live..."

We all want to live.

In fact, at that time, Chuya was really at the end of his battle, and he himself was seriously injured. Before he found Dazai, he even wanted to run away by himself. Anyway, the bandages have been yelling to commit suicide, so it is better to take this opportunity Perfect him.

Then Zhong also saw Osamu Dazai who was emotionally broken because of drugs.

The child who was the same age as him was injured all over his body, and two of his fingernails were peeled off, but he still stubbornly stretched out his scarred hand and held the corner of his clothes. The bandaged bastard who was arguing tit for tat with him grabbed his hem and sobbed softly, crying, "Chuya save me".

Then Zhong also heard himself say—"Don't cry, I'm here to save you."

The 13-year-old Nakaya carried Dazai, who was the same age as him but half a head taller than him, on his back. He couldn't use supernatural powers, and he even limped a leg. , both of them were injured.

At that time, there was only one thought left in Nakaya's mind, "Live with the bandaged bastard". That was the first time he recognized the identity of the double black, the first time he recognized Dazai Osamu as a partner, and the first time he wanted to protect Dazai Osamu.

Even though his always shrewd and capable partner couldn't help with snot and tears during the escape, Chuya still felt that Osamu Dazai was particularly pleasing to the eye tonight, much more pleasing to the eye than his usual strategizing appearance.

Unfortunately, after that day, I never saw it again.

Chuya suddenly laughed, and slapped Dazai on the shoulder vigorously, "I'm really a good partner, but it's a pity that I meet someone who is not nice, and you are such an annoying person hahaha!" Dazai was almost knocked under the table by him, and turned back. Only then did God realize that his heart was beating so fast that it almost flew out of his chest.

Tsk, this is not good.

Dazai raised his hand to cover half of his face, slowly calming down his beating heart.

The dwarf is indeed a dangerous person, too dangerous, and I feel wrong when I get close to him.

Unknowingly, Chuya took up his glass and drank it down. Smelly of alcohol, he hugged Dazai, "By the way, you have already used up my chance to trust you unconditionally, traitor Ao Mako. I still want to kill you hahahaha!"

Dazai rested his forehead with one hand, and thought to himself: All right, little dwarf, as long as you are happy, you are too drunk to stand still, and dare to say such words, I am not afraid that I will shoot you in the head.And he said he didn't trust me, didn't he listen to my words last time and use [dirty], and didn't use his brain to think about it, in case I really missed it...

Gee.

Dazai scratched his head irritably.

I'm really worried, if you put the stupid slug next to [Osamu Dazai] with ulterior motives, you'll definitely be gnawed to pieces. The hidden line of the mafia needs to be moved, and people must be arranged to watch the little dwarf. Gotta talk to Mr. Mori about that damn "Double Black Resurrection Plan"!

Ahhh, it's disgusting, Mr. Mori must be disgusting me on purpose!

Zhong Ye was in a daze of drunkenness, seeing Dazai drinking and not talking, thinking that he was still struggling with the dark history full of tears and snot, so he patted his chest to comfort him, "Don't worry, you are crying like a little girl I'm the only one who saw this stupid look, and I didn't tell anyone, be loyal!"

Zhong also patted his chest and hiccupped, "I waited for two more hours on purpose, and called the headquarters for help after the effect of your medicine wore off, although you were lying in the hospital for an extra week because of the delay in treatment. , but you have to thank me!"

Zhong Ye raised his chest and raised his head confidently.

Dazai held on to the wobbly hat rack, calming the drunk with skillful movements, "Thank you, for allowing me to lie in the ward for an extra week, it's a great achievement." After speaking, he poured a glass of wine for Chuya.

"What, you are really dishonest!"

Zhong also grabbed the wine glass and took a sip, successfully pouring himself down.

Dazai checked Chuya's drinking capacity with his eyes, and just to be on the safe side, he drank two more glasses to ensure that the little man could sleep until the next morning - and be late!Then I called Mr. Hirotsu as usual, and asked him to arrange someone to pick up Zhongya, and left the bar by myself.

Hmph, Mr. Mori disgusted me to such an extent that the little dwarf deserved it for not being able to attend full time this month!

What?You mean take the dwarf home?

I'm not doing it, I want to stay away from dangerous people.

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Brain Hole Theater

Siam hates iron but steel: "Mr. Dazai, you will end up alone, you should make Mr. Chuya go home and make him late!"

Mr. Dazai was a little annoyed: "But I'm so worried, what if Chuuya doesn't have sex after drinking? How can I justifiably throw him down if he doesn't have sex? If I can't control myself and take the initiative to pounce on him, I will really die the next day. was beaten to death."

Is this your focus? !

The worst thing in Chuya Nakahara's life was not that he had a former partner named Osamu Dazai, but that he was about to have a new partner named Osamu Dazai.Zhong also said: "What can I do! I am also very desperate!"

╰(*°▽°*)╯This chapter mainly talks about Mr. Nakaya who is stupid and irresponsible after teasing him, Mr. Dazai who is stubborn and a bit cute, and the days when Shuanghei, who was full of tears and snot, signed the contract. !