[Taizhong] reverse double black

[Zhong Ye] finished the barbecue with everyone in the detective agency and returned to the apartment after ten o'clock in the evening.

After taking a hot bath, [Chuya] put on a bathrobe and walked out of the bathroom while wiping his hair, only to find a tall and thin person standing under the chandelier in the living room, the man looked at the chandelier with longing eyes, It seemed that he was going to hang himself up in the next second-that was the suicide lover [Osamu Dazai].

While seeing [Osamu Dazai], [Chuya] noticed a large suitcase spread out beside the sofa. The daily necessities inside were obviously newly bought, the packaging had not been opened, and the clothes looked familiar.

[Zhong Ye] Ever since he came to this world, he has been wearing clothes that are still short of his upper body. Anyway, they both have the same size and style. There are [-] sets of the same clothes at home. He can't wear them all by himself. It's also interesting to dress up as twins.

But the two Dazai obviously don't have such a good relationship, they wish each other didn't exist.

In the place where I live, I saw [Osamu Dazai] who was planning to live here with his luggage, [Chuya] eyelids jumped, "Why are you here, don't tell me that Mr. Mori didn't arrange a dormitory for you, go back to your dormitory !"

[Dazai] didn't speak, and walked around the furious [Chuya] to the bathroom, soon there was the sound of water rushing inside.

[Chuya] took two deep breaths, calmed down the anger that exploded on the spot, walked to the bathroom again, and kicked open the bathroom door that was concealed.Perhaps because of my hobby of kicking doors, Nakaya's bathroom door is made of very strong special glass.

[Dazai] is sitting on the edge of the bathtub, half a tank of water has been placed in the bathtub, and the hot water is thick with a light mist, [Dazai] has already taken off his shirt, and is lowering his head to remove the bandage on his waist.

[Dazai] was not surprised to see [Little Man] kicking the door in.

"I put my change of clothes on the sofa, and [Chuya] fetched them for me."

"Huh? Why should I!"

"If you don't take it for me, I can only go out naked. [Chuya] want to see me walking around naked in front of you?" If [Chuya] wants to see it, I am still very confident in my figure..."

"No, I don't want to see, my eyes will go blind!"

[Chuya] helped [Dazai] get a change of clothes within 5 minutes, confirmed that there was nothing convenient for suicide in the bathroom, violently rejected the invitation to "take a bath together", slammed the bathroom door, sat on the sofa and started Regret - I should have thrown all his clothes out just now, if he dared to come out naked, I would have thrown him out on the street for a bird walk!

An hour later, [Dazai Osamu] came out steaming hot, fully clothed.

[Zhong Ye] stared at him intently, a little regretful that he couldn't throw the naked [Qing mackerel] out to make news, and his tone was obviously not good, "How do you know that I live here."

[Dazai] pointed to his mobile phone on the coffee table, "Mr. Mori returned my mobile phone to me."

"So what?"

"I implanted a Trojan horse virus in your mobile phone, I can monitor your location, I know where you go."

[Zhong Ye] grabs his phone and wants to drop it.

[Dazai] reminded him, "It's useless to drop this, unless you don't use your phone or carry any electronic products in the future, otherwise I will always have a chance to do it."

[Zhong Ye] hit him with his mobile phone, "Perverted Control Freak!"

[Dazai] raised his hand to catch the phone, and unlocked it with his fingerprint smoothly, "It's not surprising, I pretended it when we were partners, and you haven't noticed it, so I didn't say anything."

"By the way, Dazai here did the same thing. I also checked the mobile phone and removed the Trojan horse program that shouldn't be there. But they drank together tonight, and they will probably be installed back again. I'll clean it up again tomorrow."

[Nakaya] twitched his lips, "If you work harder, you will soon surpass Mr. Mori in this world and become the most hated person in this world by Osamu Dazai." He is very much looking forward to the day when the two Dazai fight each other, That must be pretty exciting.

[Dazai] stared at [Chuya]’s phone interface, squinting his eyes in displeasure, “He really touched your phone, how disgusting, [Chuya]’s phone can only have my Trojan horse! My Just clean it up for you!"

[Chuya] already despaired of beings like "Osamu Dazai", and lay face up on the sofa.

"You two are such a good match, why don't you die in love together."

[Dazai] looked disgusted, "Who would die in love with that kind of person."

[Chuya] Cover your face with a pillow—ah, this sentence sounds familiar, it should be my line, right?

After clearing the redundant Trojan programs, [Dazai] put [Chuya] cell phone on the coffee table, still feeling bad, "Although he pretended to be easy to get along with, he did the same thing as me in private, [Zhongya] Ye] and Zhongye both favor him, it's too much!"

[Chuya] yawned, "I'm going to sleep, you can roll now."

[Dazai] hugged the sofa cushion, "I want to live here."

"No."

"If you don't let me live, I'll blow up the house."

"Kill you!"

“With all due respect, if I die [Chuya], I will never go back.”

Then, confident [Mr. Dazai] was beaten up by [Chuya].

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The next day, [Mr. Dazai] went to work in the Mafia, with heavy dark circles under his eyes, two-thirds of his face was covered with bandages, he was late, and he met Nakahara Nakaya who was also late in the lobby on the first floor , Chuya was late because of a hangover.

The two cadres who were late at the same time looked at each other, and the subordinates walked around them, Nakaya pointed at the bandage on [Dazai]'s face and laughed for 5 minutes, his face cracked with laughter, "Hahahaha, who beat you up! Great joy hahahaha!"

Seeing the tragic state of [Dazai], the shadow of Chuya losing his full attendance was swept away.

"Who else could beat me like this but [you]."

Chuya narrowed his eyes, "You went to harass [Zhongya] last night."

[Dazai] nodded, and walked towards the elevator first, "Come on, I still have a lot of work to do today."

Chuya froze in place, and it took a long time to catch up with [Osamu Dazai] with his ears out — oh my god, what did I hear, [Osamu Dazai] who always spends his time at work hanging out, flirting with girls, committing suicide, playing games, and embarrassing the leader by the way, Asking for work?This must be as much an illusion as my lateness!

Well, Mr. Chuya still cares about perfect attendance a little bit.

Then Zhong was shocked.

It is worthy of being the mafia leader [Osamu Dazai] who is disturbing the wind and rain in another world. The [Mr. Dazai] who has started to work can be said to be unpredictable. Mr. Mori gave him the right next to the leader, and he can handle it alone. The three-day workload of all the mafia cadres.

The members of the Black Lizard were so busy flying, Akutagawa's guerrilla troops were so busy that they didn't even touch the ground, the intelligence department was so busy that they didn't even eat lunch, and the interrogation department was already mentally prepared to work all night.

Nakahara Nakaya, whose office was occupied by [Dazai], is relaxed. Today is the most leisurely day since he became a cadre. He is drinking tea and snacks in Miss Hongye's office, playing mahjong with Miss Hongye, Alice, and golden Yasha .

Mr. Mori also wanted to play, but was thrown out by Sister Hongye with the reason of "no place for you".

Depressed, Mr. Mori wandered around on every floor, and the middle and lower-level mafias were all sent around by [Dazai], and when he saw him, he just saluted and said hello, and then left like flying.

Mr. Mori became even more depressed, and ran to harass [Dazai] who was serious about his work, but was thrown out by [Dazai] with the reason of "seeing you and wanting to usurp the throne".

Mr. Sen returned to the office on the top floor alone, continued his daily work, nestled in the office to incubate bad water.

At three o'clock in the afternoon that day, Chuya, who got off work two hours early despite not doing anything, took out his mobile phone, and a call rang directly to the mobile phone of Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency.

Dazai was lying on the sofa reading a novel, and when he connected the phone, he was stunned by Chuya's roar that broke through the sky. Chuya's voice spread through the receiver to every corner of the detective agency, "Damn Dazai! I just found out today. , you can handle the three-day workload of all the cadres of the port mafia by yourself, and you used to trick me into writing the report for you! Do you want to lose face!"

After cursing, he dropped the phone.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Everyone in the detective agency: "..."

A few seconds later, [Chuya]'s cell phone rang, and the voice of Chuya was still in the microphone. This time the volume was obviously much lower, but it was still clear in the detective agency where the needle drop could be heard. Chuya said: "[Dazai] that The guy didn’t take his medicine today, he solved all the work by himself, the entire port mafia has left work early except for the man on duty, do you have time to come out and have a drink?”

[Zhong Ye] looked at the document bag at hand, was silent for two seconds, "I'm free!"

Then he hung up the phone, walked over to Dazai who had been lying on the sofa all day, and slapped the rest of his work on Dazai's face, "Come on, don't lose to [Dazai Osamu] of the port mafia, I like you ability to work!"

Immediately afterwards, all members of the detective agency came over to encourage Dazai, patted him on the shoulder to show support, and gave Dazai the rest of their work—we also have to leave work early!The detective agency cannot lose to the Mafia!

Atsushi Nakajima walked last, and when the door closed, he shook Dazai's fist!

"Come on Mr. Dazai, we are all optimistic about you!"

Mr. Dazai, who had high hopes, felt that he was cheated.

On the other side, [Mr. Dazai], who got off work early because of his hard work, sat drinking with the two middlemen, and the smile of Jiantong flashed across the deep pupils—it must be a pleasure to be invited to drink by the middlemen, and now I have two , you bite me!

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Hahahahahahahaha [Mr. Dazai], who is narrow-minded, is cheating himself with his strength. Will Mr. Dazai, who has suffered a lot, let it go?The day when the two Dazai confront each other is not far away!Hahahaha Yokohama Pills!