[Taizhong] reverse double black

[Chuya] was driving, and on the way, he met Akutagawa, who was obviously scarred from a fierce battle.

[Dazai] lowered the car window, looked up and down the bruised and swollen Akutagawa, "You were injured, are the supernatural beings staying in the warehouse area so powerful?"

However, Akutagawa was unscathed when he attacked the enemy, and these wounds were left by the enemy.

Akutagawa lowered his head and coughed.

(*/ω＼*) Next, I was seen by [Mr. Dazai] in such an embarrassing posture!

Sister Hongye smiled meaningfully, "Usually, this kind of wound that doesn't hurt muscles and bones, but looks very painful, is caused by children's fights and internal strife, such as when someone and someone were young... "

When Chuya was 12 years old, he had already made his mark in gymnastics, but it was not enough to crush Dazai of the same age.Sister Hongye once did a super boring test at the instigation of Mr. Mori.

Put Shuanghei into the same room, open the door after 5 minutes, and harvest two newly colored Shuanghei with bruised nose and swollen face.

Later, Chuya's physical skills improved by leaps and bounds, but his height seemed to be frozen. Dazai's height increased by leaps and bounds, but his physical skills did not improve. Then he put Sohei into the same room, and opened the door 5 minutes later. Dazai was still bruised and swollen but in a good mood. Even though he was unscathed, his heart was devastated...

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At the same time, [Chuya] and [Dazai], who were thinking of that period of black history, stared at each other.

[Zhong Ye] snorted coldly, pretending to look at the distant scenery.

[Dazai] lay on the car window and waved to Akutagawa, "Are you hungry, let's have dinner together."

With the call of [Mr. Dazai], not to mention eating together, even eating the poisonous mushroom Akutagawa together!

So the three became four.

The two cars of Chuya met at the entrance of Sister Hongye's favorite kaiseki restaurant. In Chuya's car sat a smiling Dazai, and Nakajima Atsushi who was brought by Dazai to eat with him...

So the five became seven.

Akutagawa and Nakajima had just had a fight, the smell of gunpowder was still strong, and there were crackling sparks and lightning in their eyes.

The two Dazai respectively held down Rashomon and Tsukikatora who were about to move, and dragged the two fighting cocks into the box, and let them sit in the farthest diagonal position from each other. Akutagawa and Nakajima fought with their eyes across the table .

Sister Hongye walked into the box and sat down by the window.

Later, when the little devils fought to demolish the house, she could just escape through the window.

Originally, the two pairs of Shuanghei sitting together for dinner was like the last dinner, plus two young people whose relationship was worse than Shuanghei's. Wasn't it premeditated to invite her to dinner tonight?

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At the dinner table, Atsushi Nakajima was obsessed with gourmet food and never refused to come, the plates in front of him piled up higher and higher, completely forgetting the Akutagawa on the diagonal.

Akutagawa hardly moved his chopsticks, and his appetite was not much bigger than that of a cat.

Chuya's motherhood exploded, and he used his status as a cadre to order Akutagawa to eat this and that.

Akutagawa held up his chopsticks with a bitter expression on his face. Unsurprisingly, he burped three times in a row, was poured down by Dazai with a glass of sake, and fell unconscious on the table...

Compared to Dazai who is eating vinegar and not doing business, the other [Dazai] is trying to get drunk [Chuya].

Sister Hongye looked away sadly, unable to look directly at the abduction scene, and suddenly felt her arm being held by someone - usually the only person who dares to treat her like this and can approach her unsuspectingly is Nakahara Chuya.

Zhong Ye put his arms around Big Sister Hongye's arm, "Sister, did you notice the man who was doing the cooking demonstration just now..."

Hongye was taken aback, "Does that person have a problem?"

The eldest sister subconsciously wanted to touch the sword in the umbrella, but was held down by Nakaya, "No, he is that very good-tempered university teacher. I sent someone to investigate. He has a car and a house, both parents died, and he doesn't smoke or drink. Picking up girls, I don’t have any bad habits, my hobby is kaiseki cuisine, this restaurant is the property left by his parents, big sister, your favorite cuisine is made by him himself!”

Hongye blushed, pinched Chuya's cheeks and pulled them to both sides, "Stinky boy! No wonder you invited me to dinner suddenly and courteously! How dare you set me up! Don't learn those messy things from Dazai!"

Dazai bit the crab with an aggrieved expression on his face.

Hongye’s eldest sister, Mr. Bisen, is unreasonable. Since she was a child, every time she did something bad, she blamed it on “being taught by Dazai”. In fact, smoking, drinking, and playing video games all started from Zhongye. I!

Another slightly drunk [Chuya] came over, took the other arm of Miss Hongye, and saved Chuya's deformed cheek.

"Sister, please think about it carefully. Mr. Sakurai is really good-natured, mature, steady and polite. He does all the housework and obeys you. If you like him, start early, and if you are late, someone else will take you away!"

Zhong Ye clenched his fist, "If Eldest Sister likes it, I'll help Eldest Sister take it back!"

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but slander—do you mafia always rob when you fall in love?

[Dazai] curled his lips, what's so good about that Sakurai, his combat power is limited to throwing chalk, his mind is full of philosophical principles, he is not as handsome as me, taller than me, does not make as much money as me, and is not as funny as me. In terms of personal charm, I can easily dump him nine streets!

I am also recognized as a mature, stable and polite leader of the port mafia, rich, handsome and charismatic. I don’t know how many people have a crush on me. Only [Chung Ye] is blind and can’t see my good points!

[Mr. Dazai] has only one thought at the moment - get drunk [Chuya]!

Dazai Osamu, the only one in the room who could still think clearly, sighed, and said to Atsushi Nakajima, "Atsushi-kun, could I trouble you to take Akutagawa out for 5 minutes, Nakaya is going to make a bigger move next, and he may accidentally hurt you."

Atsushi Nakajima looked dazed, and before he could figure out the situation, he was stuffed into a comatose Akutagawa.The dazed Atsushi Nakajima hugged Akutagawa, who was 2cm taller than himself but 5kg lighter, and was pushed out of the door by Mr. Dazai, and he was punished to stand in the corridor outside the box...?

Two minutes later, Atsushi Nakajima threw away Akutagawa as if his hands were hot.

"Hmm, cough, cough..." Akutagawa woke up from the fall, propped up his limp body, had a splitting headache due to drunkenness, and saw people as double images.The out-of-control Rashomon suddenly appeared, stretching his teeth and claws along a strange arc.

The corridors of high-end restaurants are also high-end, with exquisite wallpapers, exquisite oil paintings, and comfortable carpets to step on. There are two large vases at the end of the corridor, revealing the luxury of money and willfulness in elegance.

Atsushi Nakajima didn't know the value of these things, but he knew that if the store was broken down, he wouldn't be able to afford it if he sold himself off!

The witty Atsushi Nakajima swooped and jumped out of the window holding Akutagawa who was entangled by his own abilities.

Rashomon, who was out of control, was frightened, so he simply wrapped the two of them together, wrapping them layer by layer into a huge black ball, rolling along the flat downhill road, rolling towards the unknown distance...

"Wait! Let me out—!"

The above is from the last lament of the human tiger.

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Inside the room, the two Nakaya hugged the elder sister's arms, one left and one right, and began to shake.

"Try it!"

"Just in case you like it!"

"He's still single!"

"Sister Hongye from another world is three months pregnant!"

"Big sister likes boys or girls, I want a cute niece!"

Miss Hongye, who was in heaven, was a little dazed, and the two middlemen held her arms, one on the left and one on the right, and at the same time raised their beautiful faces and smiled at her. The two pairs of sea-blue pupils shone brightly, as if billions of stars fell into them.

Because of drinking, the cheeks of both of them are flushed, and their tongues are still a little lingering when they speak. They have a sweet and soft tone just like when they were young. !

Sister Hongye screamed in her heart.

That's right, Chuuya's trick against his eldest sister is to act like a baby!

Although this trick has not been used for many years, and the technique is a little rusty, but the two of them also used the trick together to double the effect, output critical damage, and empty the blood tank of Miss Hongye with one move, filling her mind with mud.

Sister Hongye gave up logic completely!Give up thinking!Zhong also said what is what!

(╬￣盘￣) Don’t you just fall in love, who is my mother afraid of!

Dazai lowered his head and bit the crab shell, pretending that he was serious about eating the crab—it was so dangerous, he stared at Zhong for too long just now, and almost got hurt by mistake... It's so strange, why does he feel blocked every time he sees it and acts like a baby? ?

#Probably because Zhong never acted like a baby to you~#

[Dazai] dragged [Chuya] back to his side, with a stinky face and a stuffy heart.

Simply don't use any tactics, simply and rudely hugged [Zhong Ye], raised the glass and poured it into his mouth!

[Chuya] fell on his back in [Dazai]'s arms, his mouth was blocked by the wine glass, his waist was tightly bound by [Dazai], he could only wave his arms and struggle, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" This is the red wine that he has coveted for many years, it cannot be wasted on clothes!

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This dinner was a success.

Except for Dazai who didn't know what he wanted, everyone's wish came true.

The two sisters Hongye who persuaded Hongye were also satisfied, and Hongye who was acted like a baby by the two Zhongye were also satisfied, and drove [Zhongye] home by himself.

[Dazai] got drunk [Chuya] contentedly, and his mind is full of driving, driving, driving...

Only Dazai lacked interest, "Hey, did I forget something?"

#God knows where the Luosheng ball wrapped in Akutagawa and Nakajima rolled away~#

[Dazai] stuffed [Chuya] into the passenger seat and couldn't wait to go home.

Dazai stuffed Zhongya who was drunk and began to talk nonsense into the back seat. This kind of half-drunk and half-awake Zhongya was the most noisy.If I knew it earlier, I would drink two more cups and just let the slug fall asleep...

"Hahaha idiot!" Nakaya grabs Dazai's face and pulls from side to side.

Mr. Dazai looked unlovable, skillfully clasped Chuya's wrist, suppressed Chuya's kicking legs, and used the narrow environment in the car to hold Chuya firmly down, "Smelly slug, I warn you Don't spit it out, this is your own car!"

Nakaya stared at Dazai's face in a daze, opened his mouth—bite!

"Ah! Little dwarf! See if I don't teach you a lesson today... Oh, it hurts, it hurts, don't bite your nose, the bandage can't cover it!... Chuya~ Can you loosen your mouth, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

(^_^) It's really handsome for only three seconds.

[Dazai] ignored the movement in the back seat, turned his head to look at [Chuya] leaning on his shoulder.

——Sleeping with two blushing cheeks, slightly trembling eyelashes, stretched brows, sleeping heartlessly, with suspicious water stains on the corners of the mouth, small snoring sounds with breathing, soft hair on the shoulders Rubbing... rubbing... from the itch on the shoulder to the heart.

[Mr. Dazai] completely indulged in [Nakaya]'s stupid and cute sleeping face, ran through three red lights in a row, took a shortcut in the wrong direction, drove the car directly onto the green belt, and stepped on all the traffic rules, and finally Bring the four of them safely back to the apartment.

#Good boy don't learn~#

After parking the car, Dazai got out of the car holding his nose.

[Dazai] wrapped [Chuya] with his own coat, picked up the sleeping [slug] horizontally, and his steps were so brisk that he could almost fly.

Dazai, who left Chuuya in the car, seriously reflected - am I too scumbag?

Luckily, Chuuya was not drunk enough to lose consciousness, so he climbed out of the car and followed [Dazai] in devil's footsteps, Dazai also followed with his nose covered, "I'm so tired, I don't even have the strength to commit suicide Yes, Zhongya will take me in for a night."

Zhong also pointed to the bench beside the road, "You sleep here!"

[Dazai] booed, "Actually, sleeping in the fountain is also very good. You can massage your back by lying at the mouth of the fountain. The cleaning staff will wake you up at five o'clock in the morning, and you won't be late for the detective agency by walking."

Dazai squinted at him, "How do you know?"

"Because I slept." [Dazai] took it for granted, "I was thrown out of the apartment by [Chuya] when I failed the night attack, so I slept in the fountain all night, and it was surprisingly comfortable."

After finishing speaking, put [Chuya] on the bench, and changed the hug into a back.

"He's obviously a [little guy], yet he's so heavy and has too much muscle!"

Chuya yelled at him instead of the sleeping [Zhongya], "People who are heavier than me have no right to think I am heavier!"

Dazai added a knife, "I am 21cm taller than Zhongya~"

"Shut up! Do you want to have your legs broken!"

Dazai pouted, "It's so fierce, if Chuya treats me like a baby, I can carry you upstairs."

"Come on, with your 3 minutes of physical strength, I can kick you up to the second floor, believe it or not." Zhongye's drunkenness was blown away by the night wind, he brushed his hair and found that he had forgotten his hat and coat in the car.

A gust of night wind blew, Chuuya shrank his shoulders from the cold, pulled [Chuya] off [Dazai]'s back, and took [Chuya] directly to the balcony of the high-rise apartment, "You two sleep together by the fountain Well, good night."

The two Dazai who had been tragically abandoned looked at each other.

After a long time, [Dazai] turned and walked out, "I'm going to do some shopping."

Dazai was surprised, "What to buy?"

[Dazai] waved his hands without looking back, "Lube and condoms."

Dazai looked confused, suspected that something was wrong with his ears, and hurried to catch up, "Hey! You are not serious, it is still too late to rein in the precipice, even if you don't die on [Chuya's] bed tonight, you will be killed tomorrow morning." [Chuya] beat him to death on the bed!"

[Dazai] still had an attitude of having nothing to do with himself, "Don't care about such trivial things."

The corner of Dazai's mouth twitched——When [I] owed a spanking, I even wanted to spank myself!

"I said young and promising [Mr. Dazai], please cool down your feverish brain, [Chuya] is your partner... Well, although it is an ex-partner, you understand the reason why rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, right? ? With [Zhongye’s] character, maybe he really won’t get in touch with you forever, you should think about the consequences.”

[Dazai] stopped, and looked back at Dazai.

How should I describe that look?

Sympathetic, sympathetic, contemptuous and provocative, [Dazai] finally answered Dazai's question with a straight face, "I have spent so much effort and tossed so many things just to get [Chuya]. I want to speed up the plan now, what's the problem? ?"

[Dazai] spread his hands, "Although my motto is 'suicide with a clear and vigorous spirit', and I don't want to trouble anyone, [Chuya] is not anyone, and I've already troubled him a lot. If the cause of my death is destined to be killed, wouldn't it be good to die in the hands of [Zhongya]?"

Is it not good to die in the hands of Zhong Ye?

——This question Dazai couldn't answer.

"And ah..." [Dazai] smiled meaningfully, "Knowing that I have bad intentions, and cooperating with the photos and notes I gave you by taking the opportunity to deceive [Chuya] with the urban legend of the well of dreams, no Is that you—the reformed Dazai-san?"

"We're accomplices."

The breeze rolled up Dazai's hair, and he outlined a light smile, "I lied with you before because I wanted to watch a good show, but now... I'm a little tired, can you please disappear immediately? before doing something bad."

[Dazai] lowered his eyes slightly, "What's the reason?"

Dazai tucked the fluttering hair behind his ears, "After all, please beg me, I want to repay this favor, and you two are fighting too much, don't cause trouble for others..."

"you are lying."

[Dazai] smiled ironically, "You lied to [yourself] ridiculously."

[Dazai] Approached two steps and looked directly at Dazai, in those piercing eyes, Dazai Osamu from another world was reflected. "The real reason is that my desire makes you invisible, my existence makes you feel panic, and you see through me a future that makes you feel overwhelmed—isn't it?"

The two Osamu Dazai stood facing each other, the light-colored Dazai was smiling, the black [Dazai] was expressionless, but the same soul was reflected in the depths of the pupils.

This feeling is like looking in a mirror, but not an ordinary mirror.

Every time he looks at [Osamu Dazai], Dazai feels like a magic mirror is placed in front of him.

What is reflected in the magic mirror is the most real Osamu Dazai, who has been torn off all disguises, like a naked person, the desire that he tried hard to hide is revealed, the memory he tried to forget is awakened, and he can't even deceive himself.

[Dazai] smiled like a winner, "I have made an appointment with that [any door] ability user to open the portal once a day at a fixed time. Only the two of us know the location, and the time limit is one month. If the plan goes well, I can take [Chuya] home tomorrow, much earlier than expected. As for you..."

[Dazai] shrugged, "You can be a coward at ease, you can lie to yourself for the rest of your life, as long as you believe, who can wake up a person who pretends to be asleep?"

"What if you fail?" Dazai asked back.

"Then bury my body, discuss it with your president, and bury me in the cemetery of your detective agency, so that [Zhongye] can visit my grave every year... I am not willing to let [Zhongye] go back alone .” Back to the world without me.

[Dazai]’s seriousness only lasted for a second, and he immediately returned to indifference, “It’s a pity, I didn’t bring the coffin for two people that I specially ordered, I like that coffin very much, and I really want to lie in it with [Chuya] ..."

Dazai gave a short and powerful evaluation - "Crazy!"

[Dazai] bowed slightly, "Thanks for the compliment."

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o(*￣▽￣*) the next chapter is driving!

Surprised to see two coquettish chuya~ I need to calm down!

The two dazai fight each other every day!Although the two Dazai are very handsome, just think of the tooth marks on Mr. Dazai’s nose, and [Mr. Dazai] who stared directly at the tooth marks and opened his mouth... Hahahahaha I want to laugh out loud!Ha ha ha ha!

Well, [Mr. Dazai] decided to risk his life on [Chuya]!