[Taizhong] reverse double black

Before Mr. Mori came back, the two cadres of the port mafia and the foreign aid from the detective agency ran away together. The three of them ran openly and no one dared to stop them, leaving Mr. Mori with a mess and...

#Mafia BOSS and canteen fat aunt have to tell the story#

#Black Boss's Old Wife#

#Overbearing Kitchen Lady Falls in Love with Me#

#Yaoshou!Mr. Dazai revealed his childhood deal! #

Mr. Sen who learned all this: "..."

Guangjin coughed twice, wanting to comfort the leader of Flying to the Sky, and finally managed to say, "Do you want to fire that canteen manager?"

It is [Dazai]'s fat aunt who has a crush on Mr. Mori.

Mr. Sen squinted at him, "Don't do unnecessary things."

Don't you think the rumors are not lively enough?

"Yes, what does the leader mean?"

Mr. Mori smiled, "I still have other jobs, so ask Mr. Zhongye to come back and deal with the aftermath!"

Grandpa Guangjin coughed twice again, "Boss, if I'm not mistaken, five of them should have dinner together. Are you sure you want to call one of the Central Plains cadres back to work overtime?"

When it comes to 'one person' and 'overtime', it is obviously stressed.

The implication is that if you offend five people who are not easy to provoke in one go, can you bear it, leader?

Mr. Sen: "..."

Naturally, Mr. Sen couldn't bear it. Even if he could barely bear it, there was no need to resist such a thankless thing. This was not in line with Mr. Sen's code of conduct that puts interests first.

Mr. Mori, who was tragically abandoned, began to lose his temper. He hugged Alice tightly in aggrieved way, "It's too much, why don't you take me to dinner together? It's been like this since before. You don't bring me to play every group activity. It's too much, too much, too much." ..."

Alice looked indifferent, "I can go instead of Rintaro!"

"No-!!! Alice don't leave me!"

"Boss, please start working as soon as possible." Guangjin bowed slightly, with a very respectful attitude, but he was thinking in his heart-this is not surprising, we subordinates never call you at parties, did you know that you are not popular on the first day? ?

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On the other side, the trio left in the open.

[Chuya] walked ahead to call Chuya, Momiji and [Dazai] followed behind him, the sky did not know when the tiny raindrops fell, [Dazai] gentlemanly held an umbrella for Momiji.

Hongye covered her mouth and smiled, "It's rare to see you in such a good mood."

[Dazai] smiled with eyebrows and eyes curved, "Oh, I was seen through by the elder sister~"

"You're laughing like this, and I'm not blind."

This kind of extremely bright smile rarely appears on the face of [Dazai], but Osamu Dazai of the Armed Detective Agency smiles brightly and heartlessly all day long, and he doesn't know how true or false he is.

[Dazai] has more smirks, sneers, and ridicules on his face, as well as the smirk of his apprentice Mori Ogai, and occasionally looks at [Chuya] with very gentle eyes-just like now.

Hongye feels that the biggest difference between the two Dazai is that [Dazai] once lost [Chuya], so he learned to cherish it.And the other Dazai was spoiled by Chuya, and he was still exploring human emotions on the edge of the wild...

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When [Dazai] is in a good mood, he will talk more. He gestured to [Chuya] who was walking in front with his eyes, "Don't you find that [Chuya] is in a good mood~"

Hongye was speechless, "Isn't it the same as usual?"

Chuya has been obsessed with violence since he was a child, and every time he finishes a fight, he is in a great mood, especially when he is beating Dazai, the background is full of small flowers, and he can see the full sense of happiness at a glance.

But [Dazai] obviously didn't mean that.

Sister Hongye looked [Dazai] up and down, fixed her eyes on the red wine [Dazai] was holding, and joked: "Is this why [Chuya] is in a good mood?"

"It's not this!"

[Dazai] immediately retorted, he changed his arms to carry, kept the bad red wine away from his sight, and then continued, “[Chuya] has a strong sense of belonging to the port mafia, and he has a grudge against some of my actions back then , in our world, it is irreparable, and we can only settle for the next best thing..."

The tone of [Dazai] was like a sigh, just when Hongye thought that he would continue to talk, leading to a tear-jerking sad past, [Dazai] changed the subject and said the conclusion directly——

"It doesn't matter what I do, as long as [Chuya] is happy~"

Hongye stopped and stared at [Dazai] for a long time, "Don't say this in front of [Chuya], you will get beaten."

[Dazai] blinked, "When will [Chuya] not beat me up?"

The corner of Hongye's mouth twitched, "Can it be the same!"

It seems that this [Dazai] is not much better than the Dazai on the edge of the wild. How does Mori Ogai, the young girl control, teach children!Wasn't it taught anything but intrigue and bad taste?

Momiji slapped [Dazai] on the forehead with a slap, making a crisp sound of "snap".

[Dazai] was shot backwards, and before he could react, he was pulled back by Hongye's tie.

The tone of the eldest sister's lecture was as arrogant as before, "Listen up, brat! I said the same thing to Zhong many years ago..."

"If you want to be loved, you must first learn to cherish yourself!"

Hongye's eyes danced with anger, "What do you mean by 'I don't care what I do'? What do you take yourself for? Whose feelings are you blaspheming! People who don't know how to cherish themselves are not worthy of talking about feelings, nor worthy of being loved!"

Momiji-san let go of her hand and straightened [Dazai]'s crumpled tie.

"When you feel loved, just smile and enjoy every happiness he gives you. Don't think about those conspiracies and tricks. True feelings are not calculated. Learning from that young girl controlling an old bachelor will only make you lonely for a lifetime! "

[Dazai] covered his forehead while listening to the training.

I finally know who [Chung Ye] did when I disagreed with him, and I finally know why [Chung Ye] hates me so much. [Zhongye]'s concept of feelings is basically what he heard from Sister Hongye according to the script...

[Dazai] remembered that [Hongye Dajie] from another world had patted his forehead like this before leaving the mafia, and it was also in this tone of hatred, "You have caused so many things, but you just don't believe [Chuya] I will help you!"

no.

[Dazai] retorted in his heart.

It's not that I don't believe [Zhongye] will help me, but I'm afraid that [Zhongye] will help me.

The doomed tragic ending is enough for me to bear alone, [Chuya] doesn’t have to do anything, just hate me as the culprit, after all... It’s much easier to hate someone than to hate yourself.

"By the way, there is the most important point." Hongye patted [Dazai] on the shoulder, "Tell him directly if you like him, don't keep him guessing, you also know that he is impatient, wait until he gets bored I don’t want to guess anymore, his future has nothing to do with you.”

[Dazai] immediately raised his spirits, "I tried the method recorded in the "Complete Love Handbook" and bought him a hat that I thought was ugly but [Chuya] would definitely like. wearing it."

Hongye nodded, "Isn't this very good, and then?"

"Then I was in the hospital for a month."

Sister Hongye was dumbfounded, "What?"

[Dazai] sighed, "I followed the romantic method described in the book and surprised [Chuya] on his birthday. I took a helicopter to the detective agency to pick up [Chuya] from work, and there was a 10-minute shower of petals, and then Blocked off three nearby blocks to set off [Kajii]'s special birthday fireworks. As a result, [Chuya] thought I was going to attack the detective agency, so he flew up to the sky to beat me up, and even tore up the helicopter..."

[Dazai] was very wronged, and didn't know where he was wrong.

"Sister, you don't know how much [Chuya] went too far! I fell with the driver, and [Chuya] didn't save me, so go save the driver first!" [Mr. Dazai] was indignant, "I put the That kid's ancestors have been interrogated for three generations, and he and [Zhong Ye] don't know each other at all!"

Poor innocent little driver lying on the gun...

Sister Hongye raised her forehead, "If I were [Chung Ye], I would beat you to death on the spot, you crazy person, you must have histrionic personality disorder! There is also your "Complete Love Manual" and the "Complete Suicide Manual" that you often read what is the relationship?"

"It's the same author." [Dazai] took it for granted.

"It's really a good book. It introduces hundreds of ways to die for love. I like the description of the joint burial best. 'We lie in the same coffin, we are buried under the same tombstone, and the stone tablet is engraved with the words of the two of us. We are buried in spring when all things come to life, we kiss each other's rotting cheeks in midsummer, we rot into two skeletons in autumn, and embrace each other with white bones in winter...'"

"How about it, isn't it super romantic!"

[Dazai]’s eyes danced with pure joy, “Although I prefer to die in the sea, but the sea is too lonely, and [Chuya] loves so much excitement, I can’t bear it. And the sea burial is unpredictable, in case the two of us are washed by the sea What if we break up? What if one of us is washed ashore and the other remains at the bottom of the sea?"

[Dazai] thought very seriously, "Sure enough, I should choose the cemetery! I can set up a foundation, hire staff to visit the grave regularly, bring [Chuya]'s favorite wine, and burn a box of bandages for me every year..."

Hongye opened her mouth several times to speak, but couldn't utter a single word.

She was a little shocked.

When Hongye regained consciousness, [Dazai] had already moved on to the next topic, "I ordered a particularly comfortable coffin for two people. In order to ensure that [Chuya]'s body could lie in it, I had to put [the coffin] before I died. Chuya] get rid of it...maybe try double burial?"

The veins on Momiji's forehead twitched, interrupting [Dazai]'s increasingly dangerous remarks.

"That kind of thing, you will have time to prepare for it 40 years later!"

Hongye waved her hand, "The most important thing now is that you should burn that broken book, forget about those weird love strategies, and tell [Zhongya] that you love him directly, [Zhongya] is not an indecisive character, love is love , if you don’t love it, you don’t love it, let him answer you directly!”

[Dazai] shook his head like a rattle, "You can't say it directly, [Chuya] will definitely refuse."

→_→Now you are smart!

Sister Hongye raised her eyebrows, "Dating a relationship is not a one-time deal. If he refuses you, he will stalk you. If it doesn't work, get on the bus first and pay for the fare. You have a bad stomach, so don't wait for it at this time, the worst The result is that you go to the hospital and lie down for another month, and [Chuya] won’t really beat you to death.”

"Even if he really beats you to death, it doesn't matter. Didn't you prepare the coffin? Just lean on [Chuya], let him be responsible, and let him promise to be buried with you after death." Sister Hongye clapped her hands irresponsibly, " Isn't this all resolved~"

You were so humiliated by the rain of petals for 10 minutes and didn't kill you, so what's so scary!

The two of you settle your relationship dispute as soon as possible, and then return to your own world as soon as possible, so as not to cause trouble to my family, one Dazai Osamu is enough trouble!

[Dazai] blinked, as if the door to a new world had been opened.

Hongye took the paper umbrella from [Dazai] and returned to her usual quietness and elegance, "Life is very short, and plans can never keep up with changes. You can still sit and eat together today, and maybe you will die tomorrow. Don't wait until you lose it to regret it." Too late."

Ahead, the ignorant [Chuya] opened the car door, let Hongye get in the car first, and walked to the driver's seat by himself.

[Dazai] was still standing there in a daze.

[Chuya] clicked his tongue impatiently, "Get in the car quickly, don't dawdle!"

[Dazai] Sitting in the passenger seat with red wine in his arms, all he can think about is getting in the car, getting in the car...

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Tsurumi Tsurumi did not write "Complete Love Handbook", I made it up~

Big Sister Hongye made an assist!

[Mr. Dazai] who is serious about preparing the coffin is cute~

[Mr. Nakaya] who has been booked into the coffin knows nothing about it~

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